Now, here's something that just opped into my head. The hard part was trying to find a line in the book to insert the neat bit.
<hr>ôCAR CRASH!ö roared Hagrid, jumping up so angrily that the Dursleys scuttled back to their corner. ôHow could a car crash kill Lily anÆ James Potter? ItÆs an outrage! A scandal! Harry Potter not knowinÆ his own story when every kid in our world knows his name!ö
ôBut why? What happened?ö Harry asked urgently.
The anger faded from HagridÆs face. He looked suddenly anxious.
ôI never expected this,ö he said, in a low, worried voice. ôI had no idea, when Dumbledore told me there might be trouble gettinÆ hold of yeh, how much yeh didnÆt know. Ah, Harry, I donÆ know if IÆm the right person ter tell yeh û but someoneÆs gotta û yeh canÆt go off ter Hogwarts not knowinÆ.ö
He threw a dirty look at the Dursleys.
ôWell, itÆs best yeh know as much as I can tell yeh û mind, I canÆt tell yeh everythinÆ, itÆs a great mystÆry, parts of it àö
He sat down, stared into the fire for a few seconds and then said, ôIt begins, I suppose, with û with a person called û but itÆs incredible yeh donÆt know his name, everyone in our world knows ûö
ôWho?ö
ôWell û yer dad was the Thousand Master."
<hr>Heh.
<hr>ôCAR CRASH!ö roared Hagrid, jumping up so angrily that the Dursleys scuttled back to their corner. ôHow could a car crash kill Lily anÆ James Potter? ItÆs an outrage! A scandal! Harry Potter not knowinÆ his own story when every kid in our world knows his name!ö
ôBut why? What happened?ö Harry asked urgently.
The anger faded from HagridÆs face. He looked suddenly anxious.
ôI never expected this,ö he said, in a low, worried voice. ôI had no idea, when Dumbledore told me there might be trouble gettinÆ hold of yeh, how much yeh didnÆt know. Ah, Harry, I donÆ know if IÆm the right person ter tell yeh û but someoneÆs gotta û yeh canÆt go off ter Hogwarts not knowinÆ.ö
He threw a dirty look at the Dursleys.
ôWell, itÆs best yeh know as much as I can tell yeh û mind, I canÆt tell yeh everythinÆ, itÆs a great mystÆry, parts of it àö
He sat down, stared into the fire for a few seconds and then said, ôIt begins, I suppose, with û with a person called û but itÆs incredible yeh donÆt know his name, everyone in our world knows ûö
ôWho?ö
ôWell û yer dad was the Thousand Master."
<hr>Heh.