Recommended Nanoha Fics

[ragnarok1337]

Operation Wingmen was awesome. Why did nobody bring this to my attention before?

I'm pretty sure it just showed up on FFN and TFF a few days ago. That's a pretty good excuse.

 

[MastaofBitches]

I give a damn. It's hard to find good Yuuno fics, you know?

 

[Kaijo]

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Sorry.

 

[MastaofBitches]

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Sorry.

I've read Unexpected Expectations before, and found it to be a mixed bag. Haven't read the other two, but if they're just Lemons and Yuri, then I don't think I'll bother.

 

[Rising Dragon]

Well, Perils 1 isn't just a lemon. As it went on it focused less on the sex and way more on the hilarity of Yuuno's situation, in which an Old Belkan marital aid malfunctioned and sent Nanoha and Fate into overdrive after Yuuno.

 

[ragnarok1337]

The ending killed it for me, because biology does not work that way. It wasn't even that funny in the first place.

 

[Hoki]

The ending killed it for me, because biology does not work that way. It wasn't even that funny in the first place.

"Artistic license" would be a counter argument, or you could say... Aliens?

I've read both of them, and I think the first one is funnier, especially with the whole "Step away from the fruity dessert" thing.

Hayate being a very horny tentacle mage was too much.

 

[Kaijo]

Larry, Moe, and Curly damage the hell out of each other, but come off no worse for the wear. Biology doesn't work that way! But out of curiosity, what part of biology didn't work for you?

 

[Ninsaneja]

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[ragnarok1337]

Larry, Moe, and Curly damage the hell out of each other, but come off no worse for the wear. Biology doesn't work that way! But out of curiosity, what part of biology didn't work for you?

At the end, there's a comment about how Nanoha and Fate are pregnant with a ridiculous number of children, because they screwed Yuuno so many times. Reproduction doesn't work that way. Again, it wasn't very funny to begin with.

 

[Kaijo]

I never said they got pregnant with so many children because of all the sex. It was just random chance for humor's sake.

Humor is different for everyone, and pretty hard to do. Perhaps, if you feel you can write something funny enough, you should put out a fic.

 

[zeebee1]

And if people don't think you're funny you shouldn't put it in a fic.

 

[ragnarok1337]

I never said they got pregnant with so many children because of all the sex. It was just random chance for humor's sake.

Humor is different for everyone, and pretty hard to do. Perhaps, if you feel you can write something funny enough, you should put out a fic.

I'm not much of a comedy writer.

 

[Nanya]

And if people don't think you're funny you shouldn't put it in a fic.

Some people think Family Guy is funny and others think that Family Guy is lame and pathetic.

 

[MastaofBitches]

A Tough Nut to Crack by F91

A short, Yuuno/Vita oneshot.

 

[Hoki]

Ready, Sette, Go! by Mozco is quite an amusing read. Too bad its only up to chapter 5.

 

[Sunder the Gold]

Ready, Sette, Go! by Mozco is quite an amusing read. Too bad its only up to chapter 5.

But he said he's feeling like writing a new chapter!

So, hope.

 

[MastaofBitches]

I Stand Alone by Old Iron

 

[Nanya]

Ready, Sette, Go! by Mozco is quite an amusing read. Too bad its only up to chapter 5.

Well...

Sette needs to stop trying to drive people towards alcoholism.

Yeah, it updated, first Nanoha update I've seen on FF.Net in awhile in my favorites.

 

[Hoki]

Ready, Sette, Go! by Mozco is quite an amusing read. Too bad its only up to chapter 5.

Well...

Sette needs to stop trying to drive people towards alcoholism.

Yeah, it updated, first Nanoha update I've seen on FF.Net in awhile in my favorites.

Praise the Kaiser!!! and Madokami!!!

 

[ragnarok1337]

Praise the Kaiser!!! and Madokami!!!

I remember when it used to be "Praise Haruhi" or "The Emperor Protects."

 

[Hoki]

Praise the Kaiser!!! and Madokami!!!

I remember when it used to be "Praise Haruhi" or "The Emperor Protects."

I was never a believer of the Church of Haruhi in the first place, jerkass that she is. I never liked Lelouch's(?, Or is it Charles'?) empire either.

 

[Ninsaneja]

Isn't that a reference to the god-emperor of mankind rather than lelouch?

I mean, it's literally unchanged from the in-universe Imperial Guard propaganda.

 

[Rising Dragon]

I think that the "Emperor Protects" slogan is from Warhammer 40k, not from Code Geass.

 

[ragnarok1337]

Praise the Kaiser!!! and Madokami!!!

I remember when it used to be "Praise Haruhi" or "The Emperor Protects."

I was never a believer of the Church of Haruhi in the first place, jerkass that she is. I never liked Lelouch's(?, Or is it Charles'?) empire either.

The "Emperor" I was referring to was the God-Emperor from Warhammer 40k. A more popular one that's been going around is swearing by "Faust," referring to Lauren Faust, creator of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. It's generally only Bronies who do this, though. LOTR fans sometimes swear by Eru Illuvitar, which is basically the Judeo-Christian God in Middle-Earth. The Random Number God and ROB (Random Omnipotent Being) are loved and hated equally, though the latter is usually only used as a plot device. The Status Quo is also rather hated, but recognized as being all-powerful.

These are but a small handful of "gods" that are revered or feared.