There have been topics on everything, from replacing the Children, their guardians, the Commander, and the bridge bunnies at one point or another in order to achieve some comical outcome. But what about Dr. Ritsuko Akagi? Surely we could pick someone else who could be far more irritating to Gendo, Fuyutsuki, Kaji, and Misato of all people.
I propose
Dr. Walter Bishop from "Fringe".
Gendo stared at the doctor, and the video feed from the entry plug of Evangelion Unit-01. "I don't see how any of this has even a remote basis in science," the man grumbled.
"...You know," the doctor began, "I once had this outstanding sub sandwich at the local deli..."
"What does that have to do with what we're doing here?"
"...Nothing..." the doctor replied. "It was just a really good sandwich."
or....
"You're going to fry my brain," Shinji screamed as he was restrained in the test plug, "just too see how electric shock changes my synch ratio?!"
"Don't worry," Bishop started as he began charging the conductive surfaces of the entry plug from the control station. "There's a marginal chance you will have no permanent brain damage." Looking at the status gauges, he lazily stared off into the distance in Maya's general direction. "It may sting a little..."
"Uhh, we're ready," the lieutenant stated.
"Excellent!" the doctor proclaimed.
I propose
Dr. Walter Bishop from "Fringe".
Gendo stared at the doctor, and the video feed from the entry plug of Evangelion Unit-01. "I don't see how any of this has even a remote basis in science," the man grumbled.
"...You know," the doctor began, "I once had this outstanding sub sandwich at the local deli..."
"What does that have to do with what we're doing here?"
"...Nothing..." the doctor replied. "It was just a really good sandwich."
or....
"You're going to fry my brain," Shinji screamed as he was restrained in the test plug, "just too see how electric shock changes my synch ratio?!"
"Don't worry," Bishop started as he began charging the conductive surfaces of the entry plug from the control station. "There's a marginal chance you will have no permanent brain damage." Looking at the status gauges, he lazily stared off into the distance in Maya's general direction. "It may sting a little..."
"Uhh, we're ready," the lieutenant stated.
"Excellent!" the doctor proclaimed.