Naruto Sex Ed, Kunoichi Style

Prince Charon

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#1
(This probably happens during or not long after the 'time-skip'. If Naruto was never in Konohagakure during that time in canon, Anko or the Hokage arranged for him to meet the girls at whereever they're training. It's an AU, anyway, so why not?)

When kunoichi reach the right age, an older kunoichi trains them in various sex-related skills and jutsu, which are very useful for spying and assassination.

Haruno Sakura, Hyuuga Hinata, and Yamanaka Ino have been chosen as students by Mitarashi Anko (not unreasonable that she'd be an expert, is it?). However, unlike a standard kunoichi training group, they have a fifth member: the inventor of the Sexy-no-Jutsu and the Harem-no-Jutsu, Uzumaki Naruto. This is an experiment, allowed due to Tsunade noticing through reports a number of situations that would have gone more smoothly and/or successfully if the group had had a male shinobi trained in the sex arts.

Officially, Naruto was chosen because all the known ninja sex arts are designed for women to use, and the shadow-clones created by the Harem-no-Justsu might be able to use most or all of them, whereas a man Henge'd into a woman would not, and because he has been shown to be able to create new jutsus based on those he's learned, thus giving him the best chance to adapt new sex arts for use by men (and perhaps Tsunade or Jiraiya will teach him, or get him a scroll or teacher in, creating water clones, to increase his chances of using sex-jutsus).

Unofficially, there are other reasons, as well. Both Jiraiya and Tsunade think that it would be good for Naruto's mental health if he could get laid, preferably by more than one girl. Given his crush on Sakura, and Hinata's crush on him, that part of the group was almost a no-brainer. Ino's rivalry with Sakura could be useful, as well, and Anko has the greatest chance of bringing out the best in all of them. (I've read of Sakura and Ino being called 'useless' a lot, and Hinata acts weak, even though she isn't. I can't see Anko letting any of them remain that way.)

As for Anko, she might see a lot of herself in Naruto, and she has some new techniques that she'd like to test on a guy with enough Chakra and healing ability to not only survive a mistake, but remain concious if they were performed successfully.

I can imagine Hinata fainting with joy and fear when told that she'll be training with her beloved Naruto. I doubt Sakura or Ino would be quite so enthusiastic, though. They'd do it, IMHO, but they'd treat it as a mission, until Naruto proved himself to their... satisfaction. ;) Perhaps it would help if Anko told them that Sasuke was gay.

If you wish to include Tsunade in the orgy- um, I mean, training, I don't think it would be odd for her to visit kunoichi traing groups to give advice and assistance.

I'd write it myself, but I write far to slowly. Also, I've no real experience writing lemons, and while the idea is here, I think you'll agree that the fic itself would belong in the Hardcore Lemon forum. If you want a beta-reader, or some other help, though, I'll be happy to.
 

Moshulel

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#2
Can't help but recall a doujinshi with the exact theme: The girls were trained in sex arts by Anko and Kurenai...

Kekeke...


*searching for it now*
 
#3
I have a doujin like that as well... can't remember where I found it. The pink-haired chick and blonde-haired chick wound up paired in some sort of lesbian ninja orgy/training while an older woman (black-haired and with red eyes, plus voiced by the same woman who voiced Motoko Kusanagi in Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex in the one episode of the anime I've seen) got it on with the Shinobu lookalike.
 

GenocideHeart

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#4
Dark Knight Gafgar said:
I have a doujin like that as well... can't remember where I found it. The pink-haired chick and blonde-haired chick wound up paired in some sort of lesbian ninja orgy/training while an older woman (black-haired and with red eyes, plus voiced by the same woman who voiced Motoko Kusanagi in Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex in the one episode of the anime I've seen) got it on with the Shinobu lookalike.
The women you mentioned are in order, Sakura Haruno, Ino Yamanaka, Yuuhi Kurenai and Hinata Hyuuga. :lol:
 
#5
GenocideHeart said:
The women you mentioned are in order, Sakura Haruno, Ino Yamanaka, Yuuhi Kurenai and Hinata Hyuuga. :lol:
If you're writing given names first, it should be Kurenai Yuuhi, not Yuuhi Kurenai.
 

GenocideHeart

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#6
Actually, it's not entirely clear whether Kurenai is her given or last name. The Italian version, as well as the French one, mentions everyone with last name first (ie, Uzumaki Naruto), but Kurenai's name is stated as Kurenai Yuuhi. And seeing how the Italian version's translator is a pro with 10 years in the sector on his back, I somewhat doubt he made a mistake...
 

BlackSun

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#7
Naruto Databook 1 lists her name as Yuuhi Kurenai, and lists the names of every other character as 'family name ' 'given name'. e.g.: Uchiha Sasuke.

So, her given name is Kurenai, and her family name is Yuuhi
 

Moshulel

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#8
GenocideHeart said:
Actually, it's not entirely clear whether Kurenai is her given or last name. The Italian version, as well as the French one, mentions everyone with last name first (ie, Uzumaki Naruto), but Kurenai's name is stated as Kurenai Yuuhi. And seeing how the Italian version's translator is a pro with 10 years in the sector on his back, I somewhat doubt he made a mistake...
heh, trusting just one source? People do make mistakes sometimes :p
 

Israfel

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#9
Meh, her name is stated as Yuuhi Kurenai and most often she is just referred to as Kurenai, even by other jounin. So either that's her first name (most likely) or she's extremely formal with everyone and has them use her last name.
 

Prince Charon

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#10
Dark Knight Gafgar said:
I have a doujin like that as well... can't remember where I found it. The pink-haired chick and blonde-haired chick wound up paired in some sort of lesbian ninja orgy/training while an older woman (black-haired and with red eyes, plus voiced by the same woman who voiced Motoko Kusanagi in Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex in the one episode of the anime I've seen) got it on with the Shinobu lookalike.
Lesbian sex in a doujinshi? How surpirsing. :p

Doesn't sound like Naruto got laid in that one, though.

Also, I'm hoping that this would be a full AU, showing how the training changes the characters, and the events that they participate in, as well as a story with lots of hot sex in it.
 

Deathwings

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#11
Eh eh eh...no need to remember you that Naruto is a stamina freak I guess...

And don't forget that kitsune are sexualy driven bakemono (=demon), Kyu hadn't gotten laid in 15 years and Naruto is a hormonaly unbalanced teenager...in other word : ultimate stamina !!!

That's going to be fun, ne ? :p
 

GenocideHeart

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#12
Deathwings said:
Eh eh eh...no need to remember you that Naruto is a stamina freak I guess...

And don't forget that kitsune are sexualy driven bakemono (=demon), Kyu hadn't gotten laid in 15 years and Naruto is a hormonaly unbalanced teenager...in other word : ultimate stamina !!!

That's going to be fun, ne ? :p
The problem is, with the exception of post-TJ Hinata, the Genin girls are all ugly. Kishimoto girls in general are ugly... he makes hotter boys. :sweat: :no:

Bottom line, no one would WANT to get laid by such ugly skanks. And professional Jounin like Anko and Kurenai definitely don't NEED the whole sex training... otherwise how the hell did they make it to Jounin in the first place?

In short... I'd rather not consider Naruto with any of the Genin girls. They're all painfully ugly, again with Hinata's exception - and Hinata isn't hot, she's cute. Big difference.
 

Moshulel

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#13
Why not take it the other way and have Naruto need sex ed? This way you can have a whole range of teachers from Anko, Kurenai, Shizune up to Hana, Yuugao and Tsunade :p
 

Deathwings

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#14
Or there is one of my own idea : because of the very nature of Kyubi, the total absence of sexual intercourse is slowy driving Naruto into a raving lunatic.

After he praticaly rape one of the girl (Hinata or Sakura are the best choice I think), Tsunade take matter in hands and here goes the S rank mission of satisfying the nearly unlimited sexual hunger of the most surprising shinobi of Kohona history... ^_^
 

Moshulel

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#15
Not rape he wouldn't forget himself for it....

But the S class mission could work nicely :p

Again only older kunoichi should take the task (Rank if nothing else)
 

Deathwings

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#16
Okay, not rape...so meaby he nearly lost control of the fox who was all to willing to rape some chicks into oblivion but manage to regain controle in time...better that way ? ;)

And I'm totaly okay with the "older kunoichi" stuff since that idea pop into my mind in the first place when I was searching good plot for Naru/Anko pairing. ^_^
 

Israfel

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#17
Hehe, I do love the way you guys minds' work, just keep it coming.
 
#19
... I seriously can't believe someone said Hinata was the best looking genin girl. She has the same hair as Rock Lee and Gai (but with a pair of bangs), and she has like, no pupils. You can't even tell where she's looking. Also, that shy awkward thing she does is less 'cute' and more 'annoying'.

Now, Tenten is cute. And I hate to say it, 'cause she can be a bitch, but Sakura actually is rather pretty, especially in part 2. Although I refuse to admit that part of the manga exists for all other purposes. Ino has no fashion sense, but I guess she's not that bad either.
 

GenocideHeart

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#20
Christopher Robin said:
... I seriously can't believe someone said Hinata was the best looking genin girl. She has the same hair as Rock Lee and Gai (but with a pair of bangs), and she has like, no pupils. You can't even tell where she's looking. Also, that shy awkward thing she does is less 'cute' and more 'annoying'.

Now, Tenten is cute. And I hate to say it, 'cause she can be a bitch, but Sakura actually is rather pretty, especially in part 2. Although I refuse to admit that part of the manga exists for all other purposes. Ino has no fashion sense, but I guess she's not that bad either.


This is one reason why I like Hinata. Granted, she's a few years older, but...

Also, WTF. Lee has a bowl cut. Hinata doesn't. Her hair is trimmed differently, and is longer.

The rest... Sakura isn't hot at all. Forehead's too large, Ino's right about it. And besides that, the rotten personality and pink hair kill whatever leftover hotness she has. Said hair also have an ugly cut.

Tenten looks stoned in the very first pic of her we have post-TJ. Eyes are unficused... has she been smoking? Ugh. Either way, ugly.

Temari MIGHT be hot, if she fixed the spider hair. As it is, borderline fail.

Ino looks like a hooker, and has an ugly face. Fail.

Kin looks like a man. :no:

The adult women are the only decently hot ones... none of the genin are hot in canon, Hinata is mostly just cute in a harmless way. The rest are just plain ugly.m Just my opinion...
 

Moshulel

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#21
Fail :angry:

That's not Hinata ... It's a picture from the web with a heavily altered and improved her and mind you each fan has his own taste (Granted i have to stick with the older kunoichi but still...) Personally i don't like Hinata at all.

Look at it this way there are hundreds of hot pics on the web with all the girls where they're problems are fixed :p

Besides none of the girls is a genin anymore :p :p :p



? Okay, not rape...so meaby he nearly lost control of the fox who was all to willing to rape some chicks into oblivion but manage to regain controle in time...better that way ? wink.gif

And I'm totaly okay with the "older kunoichi" stuff since that idea pop into my mind in the first place when I was searching good plot for Naru/Anko pairing. happy.gif

In a way, he'll still feel guilty as hell but not at the level he would have felt if he would have actually done it.

Besides the women he beds must have a .... certain endurance.

Now anyone writing this?

*Points at Rx7 who seems eager*
 

GenocideHeart

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#22
Moshulel said:
Fail :angry:

That's not Hinata ... It's a picture from the web with a heavily altered and improved her and mind you each fan has his own taste (Granted i have to stick with the older kunoichi but still...) Personally i don't like Hinata at all.
Correction: this is art made by one of Kishi's assistants (who, as you can see, draws women much better than Kishi himself. Sigh...), which is basically how the guy sees Hinata turning out a few years down the road (notice she looks considerably older, I'd say she's in her twenties in this pic).

There's similar art made for Sakura, and ironically enough she still has a huge forehead and awful hair... not to mention smaller breasts than Hinata. :snigger:
 

Moshulel

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#23
Unfortunatly it's still not Kishi and as much as we hate him... (and i think i'm not the only one that has a chainsaw ready for the moment i meet him) this is nothing more than fan art unless it's made by him.
 
#24
Run across a short fic that would fit right in with this idea, Lessons, has Anko teaching Ino special kunoichi lessons.
 

GenocideHeart

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#25
Moshulel said:
Unfortunatly it's still not Kishi and as much as we hate him... (and i think i'm not the only one that has a chainsaw ready for the moment i meet him) this is nothing more than fan art unless it's made by him.
You should be glad it's not Kishimoto art. He has a talent for making women un-hot. Take Tsunade... yes, she has huge boobs, but her face's pretty ugly - with all that makeup she looks like a hooker.

Or take Kurenai... she's hot, until you look at those weird-ass eyes of hers, or until you notoice she actually has skinny legs.

Kishi seems to draw only boys pretty. Pretty much every woman of his has some sort of defect that keeps them from being hot at all.

I'd rather take his assistant's art over his own any day of the week, at least he can draw nice looking women.
 
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