Somewhere in the Wind Country, as the Konoha higher ups discussed the specifics of the Chunin Exams, a team from Sunagakure was travelling to the village. Now, this is a peculiar team for a number of reasons.
The first is that the three Genins of the team are all siblings.
The second is that one of them, the shortest and youngest member, is also the most powerful and dangerous. His name is Sabaku no Gaara, and he’s the Jinchuuriki of Shuukaku, the Ichibi.
The third is that they’ve been given a mission to undertake. The Exam is just the stage for it, something that will rewrite the assets of power in the Elemental Countries forever.
Fourth, usually the four members of the team all keep stoic and grim silence during their travels, mostly because of Gaara.
“Sex sex sex sex…†Today, though, the oldest of the male siblings, the puppeteer named Kankuro, is literally skipping from dune to dune. “Gonna have me some seeex!â€
“Kankuro, I swear to god…!†The female sibling, Temari, has had a perpetual blush on her face ever since she discovered where their mission was going to take them.
“Redheads, blondes, and brunettes too! Get me some pussy is what I’m gonna do!†Gaara was his usual stoic self. Baki was annoyed, even if he had to give Kankuro some points for his improvised lyrics. “Heaven on earth awaits, where the breasts abound and the booty shakes!â€
“NO ONE IS SHAKING ANYTHING!†Temari finally lost her precarious composure, going completely red in the face. This caused Kankuro to stop and turn to her with a disgusted look on his face. “W-What?â€
“Who the hell wants to see your butt shake? Who the hell do you take me for?â€
“N-Not the point! You can’t-â€
“Oh, I can and I will, Temari! That’s the beauty of it!†With a boisterous laugh, the sand-nib patted his sister’s shoulders with his hands. “Look, here’s what I’m gonna do when I get to Konoha.†Kankuro shook his head and then gave his sister a very wide smile. “I guess that first I’m going to get a huge boner.†Temari gasped. “Once I confirm my full horniness, I’m going to contain it just long enough for Baki-sensei to get us past the guards. Then, I’m going to shed these black clothes and strut around till I find a fine piece of us to lay with and have stone-shattering sex, finally getting rid of this pesky virginity. Rise, rinse, repeat. Over and over and over again.â€
“You know, Kankuro, they did provide us with special nasal plugs.â€
“OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND O-GACK!†Kankuro ignored his sensei in favour of grossing his sister out further, until she grabbed onto her oversized fan and buried him in the sand under their feet.
“YOU’RE CREEPING ME OUT!â€
“Ptt… Pllt… God, our sand tastes horrible.†The story of the other kinds of sand Kankuro has tasted in his life is for another time. “Anyway, Temari, if this how you react to just me talking about it… Do you realize that everyone in Konoha does this? On a daily basis? There’s not much you’re going to be able to do about that.â€
“Y-Yes, but-â€
“Kankuro is right. Stop it, Temari.†Baki admonished the now mortified sand kunoichi, who bowed her head. “We’ve lost enough time. Let’s continue.†The Jounin declared, for his student’s sanity avoiding to mention that those same people she so dreaded to meet were also the same people who were going to decide the tests for the Chunin Exam.