Naruto Sexplosion 10

[Ashaman]

Sharingan. ^_^

My first reaction to that was "How would the sharingan protect them? Did shit all for the other Uchiha."

My second reaction was "Oh. Well, that's a lot more sinister."

Anyway, I laugh at DhampyrX2's implication Itachi couldn't walk into a bar and have chicks on both his arms in seconds.

 

[DhampyrX2]

Sharingan. ^_^

I don't think even the Sharingan can create woman out of thin air when the urge hits you and you're miles away from anyone but other dudes in Akatsuki in some god forsaken cave.

 

[Knyght]

Meetings are rare and they do it through psychic projections anyway. If the urge hits, Itachi's just gotta hold it off with his S-class level self-control and run to a nearby village ("nearby" being a pretty broad term for a ninja).

And if all else fails: sex clone. 'Cause even if the Sharingan can't make naked women from thin air, ninjutsu can.

 

[tigros40208]

They stare into a mirror and just Tskyonami(sp?) on thierself.

 

[NuitTombee]

Tsukuyomi

For all you know he could just use it on the smurf, he controls everything in there, why not turn him into a girl. :evil2:

 

[warai_kitsune]

Assuming it has any effect on animals. Especially an amphibian.

From Chapter 2, by Legendary Legacy.

Recovering from his shock, Minato lifted the bundled object above his head and the still raging demon disappeared within it, an abstract black seal appearing to confirm it. Then, clutching the thing tightly to his chest, he looked back at the village, where the observing populous, having no idea what the strange mist that was now drifting toward them was, began running back into the village to find shelter.

He prayed that it wasn't a poison, otherwise the entire village would still be doomed. Whatever it was, didn't have any smell to it, and it didn't seem to be bothering him even though he'd taken the blast of it directly-

And then he needed sex. And he needed it right fucking now! Without another thought, he Hiraishin'ed back to the village. Gamabunta dispelled himself moments later, hoping that his beloved Gamatsuchi would be waiting for him at home. And the Shinigami, for the first time in over two dozen millennia, felt a twinge of physical need, even if it only lasted for a second. Writing it off as nothing, it took off in pursuit of the human mortal who was apparently trying to run out on their agreement.

Yeah, it effected him. Though if it effects animals, come to think of that what does that mean for the inuzuka dogs? Or hell, any wildlife in Konoha for that matter; owning a pet must be WEIRD...

 

[Nasuren]

Hmmm, if I had to guess the pheromone only affects sentient creatures. If animals were affected by it, then over population would be a problem. Considering that the pheromone is genectic then there would be an over population throughout the Elemental Nations unless they could prevent the spread.

This does give me a funny idea: Lets say non sentient animals can be infected by the pheromone if they reside in the village long enough, usually longer than their migratory paterns. While not 'affected' by the pheromone itself, what if any food products derived from them carried a trace amount?

Sexual warfare, anybody?

 

[Devilsky]

Too bad there's no Madagascar.

 

[AJ_Katon]

Hey is there any chance that this will be placed back on FF.net? Cause I've seriously missed it.

BTW: Soon Gaara...soon. Mwahahahahaha!

 

[Knyght]

@[AJ_Katon]: If a story preview or idea thread has lain dormant for more than two weeks, don't post in it unless you're contributing to the original purpose of the thread.

 

[AJ_Katon]

Sorry about that.

But I am curious on how this pheromone would affect demon containers and if depending on the strength of their Bijuu how well they could resist it. Is there an earlier thread that discusses this?

Btw what Nasuren stated with the pheromone within the animals that would be created for food, this also applies to plant life or other goods right? Like small hints of it could be inside the wood that Konoha may import or export?

Plus this kinda sounds like the first stage of the Spice in Dune.

 

[zeebee1]

This is crack, not spice.

 

[Nasuren]

This is crack, not spice.

He who controls the crack, controls the universe!

 

[zeebee1]

He who controls the spice owns a sandwich joint.

 

[Nasuren]

Explains why the Baron was fat. STD, my ass.

On a side note, the 'trace amount' I was talking about? Enough to aid in seduction or cause someone to lose their inhibitions for a bit. Not enough to make it permanent.

 

[shioran toushin]

He who controls the spice owns a sandwich joint.

and what happens when one controls Old spice?

 

[nixofcyzerra]

Then you can turn stuff into diamonds.

 

[Nasuren]

Then you can turn stuff into diamonds.

Now it's tickets to the thing you love!

 

[Meinos Kaen]

Somewhere in the Wind Country, as the Konoha higher ups discussed the specifics of the Chunin Exams, a team from Sunagakure was travelling to the village. Now, this is a peculiar team for a number of reasons.

The first is that the three Genins of the team are all siblings.

The second is that one of them, the shortest and youngest member, is also the most powerful and dangerous. His name is Sabaku no Gaara, and he’s the Jinchuuriki of Shuukaku, the Ichibi.

The third is that they’ve been given a mission to undertake. The Exam is just the stage for it, something that will rewrite the assets of power in the Elemental Countries forever.

Fourth, usually the four members of the team all keep stoic and grim silence during their travels, mostly because of Gaara.

“Sex sex sex sex…” Today, though, the oldest of the male siblings, the puppeteer named Kankuro, is literally skipping from dune to dune. “Gonna have me some seeex!”

“Kankuro, I swear to god…!” The female sibling, Temari, has had a perpetual blush on her face ever since she discovered where their mission was going to take them.

“Redheads, blondes, and brunettes too! Get me some pussy is what I’m gonna do!” Gaara was his usual stoic self. Baki was annoyed, even if he had to give Kankuro some points for his improvised lyrics. “Heaven on earth awaits, where the breasts abound and the booty shakes!”

“NO ONE IS SHAKING ANYTHING!” Temari finally lost her precarious composure, going completely red in the face. This caused Kankuro to stop and turn to her with a disgusted look on his face. “W-What?”

“Who the hell wants to see your butt shake? Who the hell do you take me for?”

“N-Not the point! You can’t-”

“Oh, I can and I will, Temari! That’s the beauty of it!” With a boisterous laugh, the sand-nib patted his sister’s shoulders with his hands. “Look, here’s what I’m gonna do when I get to Konoha.” Kankuro shook his head and then gave his sister a very wide smile. “I guess that first I’m going to get a huge boner.” Temari gasped. “Once I confirm my full horniness, I’m going to contain it just long enough for Baki-sensei to get us past the guards. Then, I’m going to shed these black clothes and strut around till I find a fine piece of us to lay with and have stone-shattering sex, finally getting rid of this pesky virginity. Rise, rinse, repeat. Over and over and over again.”

“You know, Kankuro, they did provide us with special nasal plugs.”

“OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND O-GACK!” Kankuro ignored his sensei in favour of grossing his sister out further, until she grabbed onto her oversized fan and buried him in the sand under their feet.

“YOU’RE CREEPING ME OUT!”

“Ptt… Pllt… God, our sand tastes horrible.” The story of the other kinds of sand Kankuro has tasted in his life is for another time. “Anyway, Temari, if this how you react to just me talking about it… Do you realize that everyone in Konoha does this? On a daily basis? There’s not much you’re going to be able to do about that.”

“Y-Yes, but-”

“Kankuro is right. Stop it, Temari.” Baki admonished the now mortified sand kunoichi, who bowed her head. “We’ve lost enough time. Let’s continue.” The Jounin declared, for his student’s sanity avoiding to mention that those same people she so dreaded to meet were also the same people who were going to decide the tests for the Chunin Exam.

 

[AJ_Katon]

YYYYAAAYYYYYYY!

Also poor temari...she won't be able to escape. And Gaara....bWAAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Nasuren]

YYYYAAAYYYYYYY!

Also poor temari...she won't be able to escape. And Gaara....bWAAHAHAHAHA!

Poor Temari? Poor Kankuro! He ain't never gonna get laid!

 

[l3fty]

That little tidbit about Kankuro tasting various sands, don't tell me he was training for his future bags of sand moment?