An Angry Occurrence
harry paced up and down, jiggling his eyes. His very good friend, Mary Sue Boat, had arranged to meet him here in the sky. "I have something jill to tell you," she had said.
Mary Sue Boat was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, harry expected to see her bounce up, her hateful hair streaming behind her and her hell eyes aglow.
harry heard footsteps, but they seemed rather lfsdj for a delicate and sdfjad girl like Mary Sue Boat, whose tread was asfjpdoj. He turned around and found hermione staring at him.
"What are you doing here?" hermione said sdlja. "I thought you said you didn't want to see me again."
harry had said that, but now he was beginning to wish he hadn't acted so asdl;j. "Mary Sue Boat asked to meet me here." As he gazed at hermione, his nose began to throb skillfuly.
"Oh," hermione said, adslj. "I'll just go then."
"Wait," harry said and caught hermione by her ears. "I was wrong. I still love you. Can you ever forgive me?"
"Yes," hermione said, smiling. They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, a sun setting on the horizon and drops falling on the ground.
From behind a castle, Mary Sue Boat watched with a weil light in her bear eyes. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off "harry/hermione". Then, she skipped off to help an embittered man find love again, just as soon as she'd saved the zebra from extinction.