Naruto The Imprint
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Long ago in a distant land called Fire. I, Orochimaru, the body-snataching master of jutsu, unleashed an unspeakable Evil. But a a foolish Ninja warrior wielding a chakra sword, stepped forth to oppose me.
Before the final blow was struck, I used a jutsu and tore open a portal in time and flungng him into the future. Where my Evil is Law! Now the fool seeks to return to the past. To undo the future that is Orochimaru...
Before the final blow was struck, I used a jutsu and tore open a portal in time and flungng him into the future. Where my Evil is Law! Now the fool seeks to return to the past. To undo the future that is Orochimaru...
Thank 8-Bit theatre for this one.
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Kakashi was worried.
All ninjas picked up a habit.
Some habits had weirder ones than others, but eventually, every ninja picked up a habit. Or went insane. Sometimes both.
Habits were comforting, an outlet for their building stress and the overwhelming paranoia that the ninja world eventually inflicted on people.
If a ninja was smart enough, they'd pick up a habit that wasn't overtly detrimental to their performance. Kakashi's love of Icha-Icha, while some prudes would say it was unseemly, was infinitely better than Aoba's cocaine and heroin addiction.
Naruto Uzumaki, when Kakashi got him, had spent three long years pretending he was a robot. At least, according to the reports from the Academy.
It was clear to Kakashi that the "habit" in question was actually insanity.
The boy had clearly snapped at some point. His "robot" habit even got him failed out of the Academy three times because, quote, "Robots have no chakra!".
Then the Mizuki incident occurred.
Everyone in the entire village could hear Naruto's proclamation of "BEHOLD MY HUMAN LASER!"
Kakashi glanced up at the Hokage monument, where the beam Naruto had used to vaporize most of Mizuki's torso had continued to strike Shodai's left eye, and replace it with a gaping hole that extended five miles before punching out of the ground and continuing into space.
Naruto had shown up to his interview wearing a very cheesy and painfully fake black handlebar mustache.
He was still wearing it.
"Naruto, please take that off."
"Naruto? I am not Naruto. My name is WarMech." Naruto answered, "Can't you tell by my Robotic Mustache?"
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Yes, Naruto has imprinted on WarMech from 8bit Theatre, who was originally the nastiest optional boss in the first Final Fantasy. Of course, he's actually a random enemy (though limited to the top floor of the Sky Palace), which makes him more horrifying as he's considered tougher than the final boss.
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Kakashi was worried.
All ninjas picked up a habit.
Some habits had weirder ones than others, but eventually, every ninja picked up a habit. Or went insane. Sometimes both.
Habits were comforting, an outlet for their building stress and the overwhelming paranoia that the ninja world eventually inflicted on people.
If a ninja was smart enough, they'd pick up a habit that wasn't overtly detrimental to their performance. Kakashi's love of Icha-Icha, while some prudes would say it was unseemly, was infinitely better than Aoba's cocaine and heroin addiction.
Naruto Uzumaki, when Kakashi got him, had spent three long years pretending he was a robot. At least, according to the reports from the Academy.
It was clear to Kakashi that the "habit" in question was actually insanity.
The boy had clearly snapped at some point. His "robot" habit even got him failed out of the Academy three times because, quote, "Robots have no chakra!".
Then the Mizuki incident occurred.
Everyone in the entire village could hear Naruto's proclamation of "BEHOLD MY HUMAN LASER!"
Kakashi glanced up at the Hokage monument, where the beam Naruto had used to vaporize most of Mizuki's torso had continued to strike Shodai's left eye, and replace it with a gaping hole that extended five miles before punching out of the ground and continuing into space.
Naruto had shown up to his interview wearing a very cheesy and painfully fake black handlebar mustache.
He was still wearing it.
"Naruto, please take that off."
"Naruto? I am not Naruto. My name is WarMech." Naruto answered, "Can't you tell by my Robotic Mustache?"
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Yes, Naruto has imprinted on WarMech from 8bit Theatre, who was originally the nastiest optional boss in the first Final Fantasy. Of course, he's actually a random enemy (though limited to the top floor of the Sky Palace), which makes him more horrifying as he's considered tougher than the final boss.
I maintain that's what happened in canon: Itachi mindfucked Sasuke and basically shattered his psyche, and the poor kid literally rebuilt himself around his goal - kill Itachi by getting stronger. Who's the strongest person he knows? Itachi.
Stick someone else in the metaphorical room with him, when his psyche is so malleable, and you get a major shift in personality - one that wouldn't be easily changed by Itachi popping back in and going 'Tsukiyomi 2.0' like he did in canon when Sasuke was showing signs of being a human being.
Stick someone else in the metaphorical room with him, when his psyche is so malleable, and you get a major shift in personality - one that wouldn't be easily changed by Itachi popping back in and going 'Tsukiyomi 2.0' like he did in canon when Sasuke was showing signs of being a human being.
"And Team 7 will be...Sakura Haruno," two boys held their collective breaths, as did a girl, "Naruto Uzumaki,"
"DAMN!"
"DAMN!"
"BELIEVE IT!"
"sigh...and Sasuke Uchiha."
"DAMN!"
"YEE-HAW!"
"DAMN!"
Iruka massaged his temples. Two boys like Naruto and Sasuke, on the same team as Sakura? Dear Kami, he felt sorry for their sensei.
*after class*
"Hey bastard, now that we're on the same team, Sakura-chan's obviously going to see just who's the better ninja!"
"Go to hell, dumbass! You're a terrible ninja, and the only jutsu you know is how to make MORE terrible ninja! Sakura-chan's going to fall in love with ME!"
*BAM* *BAM*
"SHUT UP YOU IDIOTS! I don't want Kiba-kun to think I'm taken!"
*after the bell test and Kakashi's lecture*
"Hey Sakura-chan, want to have my bento? I'm not that hungry!"
"What are you trying to pull, you bastard? You probably spat in it!"
"Shut up, dumbass! No girl wants your dirty food, isn't that right, Sakura-chaaannn?"
Kakashi groaned behind the tree. And facepalmed. "The worst thing is, I owe it to Minato-sensei to train Naruto, and I owe it to Obito to train Sasuke. Why is it that the only sane one on my team is also the one who drives the other two insane?"
"DAMN!"
"DAMN!"
"BELIEVE IT!"
"sigh...and Sasuke Uchiha."
"DAMN!"
"YEE-HAW!"
"DAMN!"
Iruka massaged his temples. Two boys like Naruto and Sasuke, on the same team as Sakura? Dear Kami, he felt sorry for their sensei.
*after class*
"Hey bastard, now that we're on the same team, Sakura-chan's obviously going to see just who's the better ninja!"
"Go to hell, dumbass! You're a terrible ninja, and the only jutsu you know is how to make MORE terrible ninja! Sakura-chan's going to fall in love with ME!"
*BAM* *BAM*
"SHUT UP YOU IDIOTS! I don't want Kiba-kun to think I'm taken!"
*after the bell test and Kakashi's lecture*
"Hey Sakura-chan, want to have my bento? I'm not that hungry!"
"What are you trying to pull, you bastard? You probably spat in it!"
"Shut up, dumbass! No girl wants your dirty food, isn't that right, Sakura-chaaannn?"
Kakashi groaned behind the tree. And facepalmed. "The worst thing is, I owe it to Minato-sensei to train Naruto, and I owe it to Obito to train Sasuke. Why is it that the only sane one on my team is also the one who drives the other two insane?"
