Naruto The Imprint

akun50 said:
Thank 8-Bit theatre for this one.

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Kakashi was worried.

All ninjas picked up a habit.

Some habits had weirder ones than others, but eventually, every ninja picked up a habit. Or went insane. Sometimes both.

Habits were comforting, an outlet for their building stress and the overwhelming paranoia that the ninja world eventually inflicted on people.

If a ninja was smart enough, they'd pick up a habit that wasn't overtly detrimental to their performance. Kakashi's love of Icha-Icha, while some prudes would say it was unseemly, was infinitely better than Aoba's cocaine and heroin addiction.

Naruto Uzumaki, when Kakashi got him, had spent three long years pretending he was a robot. At least, according to the reports from the Academy.

It was clear to Kakashi that the "habit" in question was actually insanity.

The boy had clearly snapped at some point. His "robot" habit even got him failed out of the Academy three times because, quote, "Robots have no chakra!".

Then the Mizuki incident occurred.

Everyone in the entire village could hear Naruto's proclamation of "BEHOLD MY HUMAN LASER!"

Kakashi glanced up at the Hokage monument, where the beam Naruto had used to vaporize most of Mizuki's torso had continued to strike Shodai's left eye, and replace it with a gaping hole that extended five miles before punching out of the ground and continuing into space.

Naruto had shown up to his interview wearing a very cheesy and painfully fake black handlebar mustache.

He was still wearing it.

"Naruto, please take that off."

"Naruto? I am not Naruto. My name is WarMech." Naruto answered, "Can't you tell by my Robotic Mustache?"

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Yes, Naruto has imprinted on WarMech from 8bit Theatre, who was originally the nastiest optional boss in the first Final Fantasy. Of course, he's actually a random enemy (though limited to the top floor of the Sky Palace), which makes him more horrifying as he's considered tougher than the final boss.
I wanna see how his encounter with Itachi and or Gaara would go this time around
 

Juubi

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Everyone in the entire village could hear Naruto's proclamation of "BEHOLD MY HUMAN LASER!"

This just screams something epic to me....something....like......I'MA FIRIN' MAH LAZER!!!!!!
 

voidseeker

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Marquis Le'][quote="Juubi said:
Everyone in the entire village could hear Naruto's proclamation of "BEHOLD MY HUMAN LASER!"

This just screams something epic to me....something....like......I'MA FIRIN' MAH LASER!!!!!!
Fixed.[/quote]


no he was right
 
Everyone in the entire village could hear Naruto's proclamation of "BEHOLD MY HUMAN LASER!"

This just screams something epic to me....something....like......I'MA FIRIN' MAH LASER!!!!!!
Fixed.


no he was right [/QUOTE]

:huh:

Nope, he was wrong.

Everyone in the entire village could hear Naruto's proclamation of "BEHOLD MY HUMAN LASER!"

This just screams something epic to me....something....like......IMMA CHARGIN' MAH LAZER!!!!!!
Now it's fixed. :lol:
 
To get back on topic what if Naruto Imprinted one

- The Tenth Doctor

- Hirako Shinji

- Austin Powers

- Haru Glory
 

Gatorade

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Naruto imprints Rakan from Mahou Sensei Negima.

Heh heh, Sharingan V.S. Broken Character
 

dan27

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Gatorade said:
Naruto imprints Rakan from Mahou Sensei Negima.

Heh heh, Sharingan V.S. Broken Character
How about harumi from the show of the same name or lina inverse
 
MastaofBitches said:
To get back on topic what if Naruto Imprinted one

- The Tenth Doctor(Would probably find some way to make the Sharingan useless by having Sasuke look into the time rift or something)

- Hirako Shinji(Naruto would use cero to erase Sasuke's soul from existence)

- Austin Powers(Naruto's manliness would drive Sasuke blind)

- Haru Glory(Sharingan would be sealed away never to awaken again)

This is how they'd end)
 

Gatorade

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How about for some unexplainable reason one of Naruto's shadow clones became a permanent entity in his head and the clone somehow imprinted on Gasai Yuno.

The clone is obviously a permanent sexy form and can pop out when ever she wants to...heh heh heh.

*Falling down in ravine/abyss/whatever*

"FOX!! QUICK GIVE ME YOUR CHAKRA!" Naruto shouted frantically at the slumbering demon.

THe demon lifted his head up on one hand...(paw???) and picked at his teeth with the other his hand. His eyes opened slowly as he looked down at Naruto, contemplating whether or not he really wanted to survive this.

"Eeeeeh...no."

"O.O" Naruto...said?

The fox seemed happy that he was about to pass away into the next life, to finally be able to be rid of the scary girl with crazy eyes and huge ass hatchet that was currently on...his.....nose.......

"TAKE IT GAKI TAKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
 

Arsao

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Ike said:
Arsao said:
Perfect idea, it's right their in front of our faces. Don't know? Here's a hint:


"SASUKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEE!"
.......he imprints on Captain Kirk?
Sorry, took me forever and a year but, no not Kirk!Naruto. You were looking to give give Iori!Naruto someone to kill?

How's this: if he believes that the Uzumaki clan is really the Yagami clan, who's to say that he doesn't believe the Kusanagi isn't hiding under the guise of the Uchiha? the Sasuke scream was him believing that Emo-boy's his embittered enemy.

And NO Sakura being the Yata!
 
wingthesword said:
MastaofBitches said:
To get back on topic what if Naruto Imprinted one

- The Tenth Doctor(Would probably find some way to make the Sharingan useless by having Sasuke look into the time rift or something)

- Hirako Shinji(Naruto would use cero to erase Sasuke's soul from existence)

- Austin Powers(Naruto's manliness would drive Sasuke blind)

- Haru Glory(Sharingan would be sealed away never to awaken again)

This is how they'd end)
Tenth Doctor: He's not actually a time lord.

Hirako Shinji: Maybe, but doubtful he'll be able create a chakra beam. Maybe in fox mode, but that would be it.

Austin Powers: I believe this would only scar Sasuke for life more then the Itachi incident.

Haru Glory: Naruto still doesn't have the sword. Although, he might be able to re-create some of the abilities with seals. Well, explosion at the very least maybe malestrom.
 
roting_CORPSE said:
MastaofBitches said:
Haru Glory: Naruto still doesn't have the sword. Although, he might be able to re-create some of the abilities with seals. Well, explosion at the very least.
i can see naruto calling kyuubi plue
Actually he'd probably call him Mellow, cause plue is like blue, so yellow turns to mellow, so yeah...
 

Flamewolf

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team assignments
iruka: team 7: haruno sakura, uzumaki naruto, and uchiha sasuke
naruto: OUTRAGEOUS!

wave mission
naruto: i got this old chums *psychic powers*
*water dragons both attack zabuza*
sakura: how does that even work?!

before the chuunin exam preliminaries
ino: i was so worried after i heard orochimaru attacked your team
sasuke: who told you?!
ino: i read it in naruto's latest book, 'the time orochimaru bit sasuke's neck'
 

Juubi

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Naruto imprints on Leeroy Jenkins.

"Okay, let's go over it one more time, Sasuke, you attack with Grand Fireball from the left, Sakura you-"

"Time's up chums, let's do this, LEEROOOOOOYYYY JEEEENNNKIIINSS!!!"
 

whitewhiskey

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Naruto imprints on...Red Green

Imagine, a whole arsenal of Duct Tape jutsu....
 

whitewhiskey

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Flamewolf said:
it's aquaman
Not much use when Konoha is landlocked.


Although, I would imagine him falling head over heels for Isaribi
 

Leonite

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To be specific, the meme tastic, hammy and quite awesome Brave and the Bold Aquaman.
 
I'll admit, when I saw the word "imprint" I couldn't help but think of the godawful Twilight series. Then something a bit more "H."

Anyway, how about...Haruhi Suzumiya? Even the crazy world of ninjas is too normal for him.
 

Zetas

Lurking upon the deep
How about Naruto imprints on <a href='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9x6KApzgtjU&feature=related' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>this guy.</a>
 
ragnarok1337 said:
I'll admit, when I saw the word "imprint" I couldn't help but think of the godawful Twilight series. Then something a bit more "H."
Thankfully as far as I know my first meeting with the word Imprint was the fic where Itachi magekyo'ed Naruto into becoming his clone.
 
Sorry for the double-post, but it has been some time since that one so...

Naruto imprints on Leslie Nielsen!
...does it matter which character? Really, Leslie Nielsen is one of the few that make every character seems to be the same and yet still make them work awesomelly.



or
Naruto imprints on Zero, and Sasuke (after/because of the Uchiha Massacre) on Megaman/X (you know, since he has the Sharingan)
If Sasuke gets X and Naruto Zero we have an already-justified brofic!
 
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