For convenience's sake;
Prologue - available in this post.
Chapter 1 - Aliens - Time-travellers[/b] - <a href='http://z14.invisionfree.com/The_Fanfiction_Forum/index.php?showtopic=6878&view=findpost&p=9335870' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>i</a> & <a href='http://z14.invisionfree.com/The_Fanfiction_Forum/index.php?showtopic=6878&view=findpost&p=9403696' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>ii</a>
Chapter 3 - Espers - <a href='http://z14.invisionfree.com/The_Fanfiction_Forum/index.php?showtopic=6878&view=findpost&p=9558447' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>i</a> & <a href='http://z14.invisionfree.com/The_Fanfiction_Forum/index.php?showtopic=6878&view=findpost&p=9588366' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>ii</a>
Chapter 4 - Potentials, Distortions, and God - <a href='http://z14.invisionfree.com/The_Fanfiction_Forum/index.php?showtopic=6878&view=findpost&p=11567720' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>i</a>
Epilogue - (in progress)
Bonus Chapter - Sliders - (in progress?)
Foreword: Has this been done before?
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In.
Out.
In.
Out.
Suzumiya Haruhi bounces up and down, her excitement building. Sweat is rolling off of her forehead and she gasps for breath like a fish out of water. I'm working along with her and I grunt with the effort I have to make. It's all riding on me.
Damn it.
Asahina Mikuru, Nagato Yuki and Tsuruya are cheering us on. Or at least Tsuruya was doing it loudly, while the other two were a little less vocal about it. Though Asahina only sported a determined glint and the occasional shallow breath and Nagato looked like her usual self, I could really tell that the duo were getting into the spirit of things. Probably.
I briefly wonder how they'll decide who's going next, but it's a moot thought. Out of the meekness and the goodness out of her own heart (or maybe it's because she's afraid of the alien, but I stand by the former), Asahina always lets Nagato decide (and it also depends on Tsuruya's mood as well) but I guess I really don't have an excuse for planning ahead.
Most of the time, Nagato doesn't want to do it. She doesn't mind helping me out however. I guess it's because she's always only doing the most minimum of physical activities that's only required of her, that she's probably unused to such effort. I wonder if it overloads her somehow.
Asahina tends to take it on her back. Not really on the floor though. She's pretty meticulous when it comes to trying to keep things cleanly. I wonder if it's the maid in her.
Tsuruya prefers mostly the same as Haruhi, although she's been rather peculiarly fond with the stance being hunched over.
And well, Haruhi... Haruhi's mostly on top.
If it isn't obvious enough as it is, I don't mean to think in innuendo-laced terms. The fact of the matter is--
--I am screwing the SOS Brigade.
Or boinking. Or banging. Or bumping uglies. Take your pick.
It's apparently an integral new activity for our club. At least, that's what Haruhi tells me.
So, to make this perfectly clear, after school everyday, I am getting nookie with Haruhi and then the other club members (unless our leader's late or feeling particularly generous/kinky). With the responsibility of being the leader, she gets first dibs on me -which was the case right now.
I sigh, but I'm not stupid enough to do it aloud. If I did and she noticed, Haruhi wouldn't appreciate it and would probably make this alot more exciting for her and troublesome for me (excruciatingly so, I'm sure). I sigh because this was one big mess and, yes, more or less enjoyable, but you have to remember that messes always start off as fun but have to be cleaned up afterwards.
...actually, I don't really want to think about that.
Okay, let's try it this way. In all rationality, sex is an enjoyable activity. Even I will admit that. But when I am getting it every day every few hours -not so enjoyable.
I know if someone was looking into my thoughts right now, they'd probably wonder if there's something wrong with me, but they have to understand that though the spirit is willing, the flesh is spongy and bruised.
...I'm sure I've heard that somewhere before.
Anyway, if I was given the option to go back in time and stop all this madness from occurring, then I'd--
I'd...
...back on messes in general, I've got to wonder how I got into this one.
Oh right.
Haruhi.
Everything always begins with Haruhi.
I suppress the urge to put my palm to my face and groan.
"Kyon! What's with that gesture!-?"
Apparently, I didn't suppress it well enough.
End Prologue.
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Warning list
COPYRIGHT
In Soviet Russia, Kyon owns Haruhi. Here and now, Haruhi owns you.
INNUENDO
Liberal use of every other word that isn't sex.
ROMANCE? HUH.
Pick a girl you think Kyon should end up with. If you picked one, you should probably get out.
The Enduring Stress of Kyon
Formerly: The Prank of Suzumiya Haruhi
By Arkhe
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Notes:
I'll address this now, I'm sorry, but I don't write lemons. I take a particular pride in pantaloon adjustments, but that's about it. Besides, humour fics go well with lime rather than lemon. ^_^
By the way, is this lime enough to warrant going into the lemon section? I'd looked at the rules, but it didn't go into citrus specifics. :sweat:
Okay, notes. Notes.
-I suppose a warning list after the point is useless, but I didn't really want to spoil it.
-There'll be 4 chapters, an epilogue and possibly a bonus 5th chapter.
<s>-This is still a working title. I'm open to suggestions.</s>
Concrit and comments would be much appreciated!
Prologue - available in this post.
Chapter 1 - Aliens - Time-travellers[/b] - <a href='http://z14.invisionfree.com/The_Fanfiction_Forum/index.php?showtopic=6878&view=findpost&p=9335870' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>i</a> & <a href='http://z14.invisionfree.com/The_Fanfiction_Forum/index.php?showtopic=6878&view=findpost&p=9403696' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>ii</a>
Chapter 3 - Espers - <a href='http://z14.invisionfree.com/The_Fanfiction_Forum/index.php?showtopic=6878&view=findpost&p=9558447' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>i</a> & <a href='http://z14.invisionfree.com/The_Fanfiction_Forum/index.php?showtopic=6878&view=findpost&p=9588366' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>ii</a>
Chapter 4 - Potentials, Distortions, and God - <a href='http://z14.invisionfree.com/The_Fanfiction_Forum/index.php?showtopic=6878&view=findpost&p=11567720' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>i</a>
Epilogue - (in progress)
Bonus Chapter - Sliders - (in progress?)
Foreword: Has this been done before?
------
In.
Out.
In.
Out.
Suzumiya Haruhi bounces up and down, her excitement building. Sweat is rolling off of her forehead and she gasps for breath like a fish out of water. I'm working along with her and I grunt with the effort I have to make. It's all riding on me.
Damn it.
Asahina Mikuru, Nagato Yuki and Tsuruya are cheering us on. Or at least Tsuruya was doing it loudly, while the other two were a little less vocal about it. Though Asahina only sported a determined glint and the occasional shallow breath and Nagato looked like her usual self, I could really tell that the duo were getting into the spirit of things. Probably.
I briefly wonder how they'll decide who's going next, but it's a moot thought. Out of the meekness and the goodness out of her own heart (or maybe it's because she's afraid of the alien, but I stand by the former), Asahina always lets Nagato decide (and it also depends on Tsuruya's mood as well) but I guess I really don't have an excuse for planning ahead.
Most of the time, Nagato doesn't want to do it. She doesn't mind helping me out however. I guess it's because she's always only doing the most minimum of physical activities that's only required of her, that she's probably unused to such effort. I wonder if it overloads her somehow.
Asahina tends to take it on her back. Not really on the floor though. She's pretty meticulous when it comes to trying to keep things cleanly. I wonder if it's the maid in her.
Tsuruya prefers mostly the same as Haruhi, although she's been rather peculiarly fond with the stance being hunched over.
And well, Haruhi... Haruhi's mostly on top.
If it isn't obvious enough as it is, I don't mean to think in innuendo-laced terms. The fact of the matter is--
--I am screwing the SOS Brigade.
Or boinking. Or banging. Or bumping uglies. Take your pick.
It's apparently an integral new activity for our club. At least, that's what Haruhi tells me.
So, to make this perfectly clear, after school everyday, I am getting nookie with Haruhi and then the other club members (unless our leader's late or feeling particularly generous/kinky). With the responsibility of being the leader, she gets first dibs on me -which was the case right now.
I sigh, but I'm not stupid enough to do it aloud. If I did and she noticed, Haruhi wouldn't appreciate it and would probably make this alot more exciting for her and troublesome for me (excruciatingly so, I'm sure). I sigh because this was one big mess and, yes, more or less enjoyable, but you have to remember that messes always start off as fun but have to be cleaned up afterwards.
...actually, I don't really want to think about that.
Okay, let's try it this way. In all rationality, sex is an enjoyable activity. Even I will admit that. But when I am getting it every day every few hours -not so enjoyable.
I know if someone was looking into my thoughts right now, they'd probably wonder if there's something wrong with me, but they have to understand that though the spirit is willing, the flesh is spongy and bruised.
...I'm sure I've heard that somewhere before.
Anyway, if I was given the option to go back in time and stop all this madness from occurring, then I'd--
I'd...
...back on messes in general, I've got to wonder how I got into this one.
Oh right.
Haruhi.
Everything always begins with Haruhi.
I suppress the urge to put my palm to my face and groan.
"Kyon! What's with that gesture!-?"
Apparently, I didn't suppress it well enough.
End Prologue.
------
Warning list
COPYRIGHT
In Soviet Russia, Kyon owns Haruhi. Here and now, Haruhi owns you.
INNUENDO
Liberal use of every other word that isn't sex.
ROMANCE? HUH.
Pick a girl you think Kyon should end up with. If you picked one, you should probably get out.
The Enduring Stress of Kyon
Formerly: The Prank of Suzumiya Haruhi
By Arkhe
-----
Notes:
I'll address this now, I'm sorry, but I don't write lemons. I take a particular pride in pantaloon adjustments, but that's about it. Besides, humour fics go well with lime rather than lemon. ^_^
By the way, is this lime enough to warrant going into the lemon section? I'd looked at the rules, but it didn't go into citrus specifics. :sweat:
Okay, notes. Notes.
-I suppose a warning list after the point is useless, but I didn't really want to spoil it.
-There'll be 4 chapters, an epilogue and possibly a bonus 5th chapter.
<s>-This is still a working title. I'm open to suggestions.</s>
Concrit and comments would be much appreciated!