This portion of the chapter contains a spoiler for one of the novels.
Chapter One. Aliens.
Part II
By Arkhe
"Do you masturbate regularly?"
I blinked.
I can scarcely believe what I just heard! This coming from Nagato? Preposterous! I might as well be entertaining thoughts of the SOS Brigade being my own personal harem!
"Masturbation is a natural self-inflicting process that induces a number of benefits; the primary of which is that it can relieve depression and stress, as well as the prevention of prostrate cancer -all without the use of drugs and possible side-effects incurred with such use." Assuming that I might've misheard or misinterpreted, she explains with all the patience of a grade-school teacher, parent, pharmaceutical sales representative, or a sexual deviant. "It involves the sexual stimulation of the genitals, often to the point of--"
I decide on interrupting her casually speaking so much on such an embarrassing subject. "What does this have to do with anything?" I voice my question aloud, though I can guess the possibilities of where this conversation is heading.
"The reason I bring this up, is because in the time that we've met, I've been keeping a steady record of both yours and Suzumiya's health. Suzumiya has always been in a state of good health, however, on your account, I've noted a steady rise of the effects of stress in your body. It is required that you be in peak condition, since stress leads to anxiety and eventual mental burnout. These negatives will prove detrimental in your reactions to Suzumiya."
I could only gape at her.
"As of this current moment, I've taken note of another increase in stress within you. This will need correcting post-haste." She concluded.
"I'm getting stressed because of what Haruhi put into your head!" I admit, with no small amount of distress on my part.
"It is of no consequence."
You brush off my concerns just like that!-?
"Miss Suzumiya has corrected a blank portion in my information gathering. I said I would protect you," a memory of when she'd defended me from Ryouko arose, "thus it is not outside of my directive to monitor your health. It is imperative that you remain healthy. I will endeavour to keep you as such, as long as it is within my power to do so."
Oh boy. I think she's serious. (Not that I've ever known a moment where she wasn't.)
When she doesn't move, and I don't, I can only sit there wondering what to do next. I'm thinking she's wondering what she should be doing next too.
I blink.
She doesn't.
I blink a second time.
Her gaze still burrows into mine.
I begin to blink a third time, think better of it that she probably isn't ever going to blink and, in one sharp movement, pivot the upper-half of my body to get me get off the chair. Nagato proves that she still reacts faster than me, as while the hand on my thigh doesn't budge, her other hand whips up like lightning, grabbing my shoulder and forcing me to sit back down and face her.
"Do you not agree with me?" She asked with what I could imagine to be anxiety if she could ever express it. "Is there not sexual-tension between us that should further this event?"
"It's not that!" I attempt to explain myself and frantically try to pace my mind with a decent follow up with the dangers that could transpire. "You are an attractive person, and though what you say does have merit, the fact of the matter is--"
Zzzzz-zip*
..I'm far too familiar with that sound to bother looking down and visually confirm that Nagato just pulled down my zipper whilst I'd been distracted. Or ignored. Probably both.
Couldn't she just manually adjust the level of stress in my body?
Fiddle with the toxins and stuff?
Nagato paused before her hand could slip into my pants.
I don't think she considered that.
"You did modify the world." I continued in an attempt to dissuade her.
"...perhaps I have been too hasty." She concedes, the grip on my thigh easing up.
"To think, just for those scant few days, everything was normal. Haruhi wasn't a god-distortion-whatever, Asahina wasn't a time-traveler, Koizumi wasn't an esper and you," I punctuated it with a pause, "you were human too."
Before I could blink, my leg was clamped harder than ever, her other hand retrieved myself from my pants, and her face poised dangerously close over the source of my libido and sole contributor for 'lower-end' thoughts.
Suffice to say, my reasoning proved to be the entirely wrong thing to say. (Or rather, right thing, depending on a matter of opinion.)
"Now, Yuki..." I made a desperate attempt to coax her to stop this now. "You don't want to do something you and I would regret..."
Her attention immediately shifted from my eye to my eyes, with what I suppose was a rather fierce glint (of what could quite possibly be shifting data?) in those irises.
"Which would you regret more; having done something, or having done nothing?"
... that was unusually philosophic of Nagato.
"I'd have to argue that doing something that might lead to the end of everything is too risky." I triumphantly pierce her invincible rhetoric by attacking her logical Achilles heel with an arrow of absolute truth. "Though my health is valuable, making sure the world doesn't end takes first priority."
She deflated somewhat, as her purple mop bobbed with understanding and looked away. She's down, but far from out as she bounces back for round two.
"Let me put it to you this way; would you regret not going further after getting this far?" This is possibly the first time she's ever questioned me without making eye contact. I think this is also quite possibly the first time I've ever seen her appear so vulnerable.
I take a moment to answer. It's a moment too long.
Though before I'd been panicked enough to ignore it, I've relaxed a lot more now since then. So when her fingers give a soft feathery caress, I'm immediately standing to attention (need I say that it's not my legs doing the standing). Though it might've been just me, she gave off the vibe of personal satisfaction at winning my stalling game.
Before I can curse my inability to think quickly, it is cut short by a wonderful sensation.
I think it's because of being completely caught by surprise, in conjunction with my lack of experience with someone else on the matter, that I am unable to form a coherent thought, and all I can do is close my eyes.
To put it in a both metaphorical and semi-literal sense; 'she's got me by the balls'.
Despite my praise, I come to the realisation that Nagato did start off awkwardly. However, with each gentle touch, each encompassing squeeze, each passionate stroke, she adjusts to become even more gentler, more encompassing, more passionate!
I am putty to Nagato's soft caresses, building me as she sees fit.
Before long, she finally found the perfect tempo to which she worked like a well-oiled machine. So much so, that she knows exactly when to speed up, slow down, or adjust her grip -all to the most minute of calculated changes!
Belatedly I realise she is probably giving me the best visit from Mrs. Palmer and her five sisters I've ever had! Even better than what I can manage! This has me briefly curse the inadequacy of my own hand. She's done this for the past five minutes and she's already mapped out what's getting me going better than my own appendages!
It's only now that I make the first mistake of opening my eyes.
Her hair was disheveled, her mouth only a fraction open, her heated breathing becoming haggard, and her dark eyes glazed with anticipation.
That's what I was expecting if Nagato was human.
My expectations on Nagato as I've known her are nothing but painfully accurate; her violet hair is untidy as it always is and not a fraction more or less, her mouth is a thin uncaring line, and her eyes are as neutral as they always have been.
To put it succinctly, she looks just as expected of the best of expressionless poker-players and also completely devoted to performing her task. Despite it being unfair to describe Nagato as, I'm failing to find a better comparison than the fact I'm given a hand -given possibly the best hand in all of the world- from essentially the equivalent of a mannequin!
I know that was rude, but it's just that I'd even go so far to say that she looks nearly bored of the fact -almost as if I was just another menial chore akin to washing the dishes, cleaning the classroom or tolerating Koizumi's fake smiles.
Ugh. I can't believe I just thought of that idiot right now.
Then almost as if she read my mind (later she'd tell me she read the electrical signals that registered my disgust) I feel a velvety wet appendage trail upwards to the top.
In all my fevered years that have passed and those that are yet to come, I could only hope to match what she'd had done so far. It was with that seemingly innocuously simple gesture, that she reached a whole new tier that would be impossible for me to emulate (nor would I actually want to).
Nagato has pushed me to a whole new euphoric state. With her tongue, she laps, dabbles and sucks, causing me to wriggle, stiffen and spasm under her ministrations.
She is unequivocally a siren of legend -those women of the seas who, with their songs, draw sailors to their watery graves. Though, unlike those sirens, her tempting song did not lay in her voice, but the rhythm and unmatched dexterity and control of her fingers and tongue, easily more than capable of bringing a man to their knees, and enticing them to dance on the knife-edge of Armageddon and...
and...
and...
...and why the hell did I have to open my eyes again!-?
Reading me like an open book, Nagato goes straight for the culmination of the final chapter and I can't stop myself from riding the climax.
If our interaction were like a book, this would be the beginning of the epilogue, as I look and trail over Nagato's face. She's a sordid mess of white, like someone let loose a veritable portion of liquid soap or hand cream. (That's entirely my fault.)
Though for some odd reason that I can't explain, she looks expectant. (Which is also likely my fault too.)
I'm not quite sure why, but I reach over and wipe away a dollop, from her cheek. "Ermm..." The words catch in my throat. "Thanks for looking out for my health...?" I say awkwardly, to which she gives a nod and proceeds to slipping myself back into my pants. (And if I insulted her, that's my fault too.)
"H-hey!" I say, unsteadily decided of what came next. "What about you?" I offered. Actually, do aliens even...?
"It is unnecessary." She answers. The sound of my zipper being done up is akin to the finality of the slamming of a judge's gavel and she stands to move on to other things.
As if things couldn't become even more unpredictable, the door opened and the newcomer took one step inside before freezing in mid-step to take stock of the situation.
"Ah?" Squeaked the pinnacle of femininity, Miss Asahina, unsure how to interpret the situation.
My eyes could only widen at the impossible amount of evidence mounted against Nagato and me! Our resident literary alien need only to turn around to prove the foregone conclusion!
Miss Asahina reached for a textbook that I didn't notice was on the table, "I forgot my textbook here yesterday." She needlessly explained. "Did I interrupt anything?" Brilliant brown orbs darted around nervously.
Nagato turned around and I could feel my heart stop, as I feared the worst.
"There is no problem." She'd said, as monotonously as she usually did.
If only that kind of saying were true, Nagato. But the evidence would say otherwise.
"Evidence?" Asahina repeats, and both females turn to look at me, one questioning and the other unreadable.
I then notice that Nagato is completely clean and not in any way unkempt. I believe the air is even free of my pollutants! I personally cannot believe I'd ever doubted her!
Asahina's eyes land on an object and an assumption crosses her mind. "Ah... That." She wavers, looking like all the world wanting to take a step back.
I trace her gaze to that damnable prank Haruhi played on Nagato, still clenched tightly in my hand, dangling off the side of the chair. "Ah, yes." My mind finally catches up. "We'll have to remove this from the clubroom in case the school has some sort of surprise inspection."
I allow myself to stand up and stretch from my reclined position. "That and I have to speak with Haruhi about not doing this kind of thing again." I turn to Nagato and to the best of my acting ability, gave her a pat on the head. "I sincerely hope Haruhi hasn't offended you too mu--eh...?"
I didn't intend for that last part, but it just slipped when I realised that I'd left a small streak of baby-batter on Nagato's hair (a glance to my hand had me realise that I'd still had some of it when I wiped it from Nagato's cheek).
Nagato herself reached up and slipped a portion of it onto her hand to find out what had stumped me.
Even unsuspecting, sweet, innocent Asahina couldn't stop her own curious self from approaching and dabbing her finger in for an inspection.
I kept my uncomfortable peace as both girls closely examined the dabs they held, rubbing at it with their thumbs, letting the substance run over their palms and fingers, and favouring the opaque fluid with individual neutral and curious (and entirely ignorant) looks.
I never felt like adjusting my pants more at that exact moment.
A pouting expression appeared on Asahina's lovely visage -reminding me of a rather determined lamb, as she procured a handkerchief on her person and dabbed at our collective hands and Nagato's hair, coming to her own conclusion.
"It must've been the fault of some mischievous bird."
...I suppose you could say that, Asahina.
End Chapter One. Aliens.
Once again, concrit and general comments are appreciated!
And no, still not a lemon.
Next up, Chapter Two! Time-travelers!
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Notes:
Good grief. I think I nearly wrote a decent Kyon/Nagato!
<s>When I get around to posting Chapter Two, I'll combine this and the first part in a single post.</s> (Geeze, my previous notes are a mess, aren't they?)
Edit- changed my mind on the combining.
Let's see... Stuff I got to keep track of would be... I started using book euphemisms towards the end, though probably mildly clever, feels kind of out of place, since I haven't really used it up until then. I'll see if I can fit more along the way when I fix it up, especially back at the start. If anyone can recommend me a place to fit some in, that'd be grand!
Kyon's reaching the end of his rope is kind of tame. I have to figure a way to get more distance out of that. Heh
Can't really think of anything else. I guess I'll figure it out in a week.
I'll probably start putting this up with my other fics soon, but that's after I get around to reading the novels again and trying especially hard to capture Kyon's voice and thoughts.
<s>Oh, as for titles again. I'm toying with;
-The Bruised Spongy of Kyon (credit goes to Futurama on that)</s>
-The Enduring Stress of Kyon
<s>-The Backfiring Prank of Suzumiya Haruhi
Suggestions are still welcomed! </s>
Btw, locke69 -you shouldn't fight it! :yay:
And thanks for the concrit, F1!
Honestly, I do put my work through spell-check, but that's before I put it up on ff.net. That and well, I did study US English until I was five, to which I moved to Australia where they're quite fond of the way the Brits use it. Oh, us with our u's after o's, s' instead of z's and the accursed metric system.
You'll have to forgive me if I switch between colloquialisms. I don't do it intentionally! Really! I don't! Sometimes an ass looks better than an arse! :snigger:
(And I'll be going over my previous chapters with a spell-checker after this post)
Ah, a bit disheartened to continue, eh? Sounds like the same reason why I haven't touched the Naruto section in a long while. All I can say is to whip it all out anyway. People tend to remember the skill with which one employs an idea, rather than with who came up with it first.
Oh, and I'm actually not a fan of 24. Never got around to sitting down and watching it. But after you've seen so many memes on him well... haha
Chapter One. Aliens.
Part II
By Arkhe
"Do you masturbate regularly?"
I blinked.
I can scarcely believe what I just heard! This coming from Nagato? Preposterous! I might as well be entertaining thoughts of the SOS Brigade being my own personal harem!
"Masturbation is a natural self-inflicting process that induces a number of benefits; the primary of which is that it can relieve depression and stress, as well as the prevention of prostrate cancer -all without the use of drugs and possible side-effects incurred with such use." Assuming that I might've misheard or misinterpreted, she explains with all the patience of a grade-school teacher, parent, pharmaceutical sales representative, or a sexual deviant. "It involves the sexual stimulation of the genitals, often to the point of--"
I decide on interrupting her casually speaking so much on such an embarrassing subject. "What does this have to do with anything?" I voice my question aloud, though I can guess the possibilities of where this conversation is heading.
"The reason I bring this up, is because in the time that we've met, I've been keeping a steady record of both yours and Suzumiya's health. Suzumiya has always been in a state of good health, however, on your account, I've noted a steady rise of the effects of stress in your body. It is required that you be in peak condition, since stress leads to anxiety and eventual mental burnout. These negatives will prove detrimental in your reactions to Suzumiya."
I could only gape at her.
"As of this current moment, I've taken note of another increase in stress within you. This will need correcting post-haste." She concluded.
"I'm getting stressed because of what Haruhi put into your head!" I admit, with no small amount of distress on my part.
"It is of no consequence."
You brush off my concerns just like that!-?
"Miss Suzumiya has corrected a blank portion in my information gathering. I said I would protect you," a memory of when she'd defended me from Ryouko arose, "thus it is not outside of my directive to monitor your health. It is imperative that you remain healthy. I will endeavour to keep you as such, as long as it is within my power to do so."
Oh boy. I think she's serious. (Not that I've ever known a moment where she wasn't.)
When she doesn't move, and I don't, I can only sit there wondering what to do next. I'm thinking she's wondering what she should be doing next too.
I blink.
She doesn't.
I blink a second time.
Her gaze still burrows into mine.
I begin to blink a third time, think better of it that she probably isn't ever going to blink and, in one sharp movement, pivot the upper-half of my body to get me get off the chair. Nagato proves that she still reacts faster than me, as while the hand on my thigh doesn't budge, her other hand whips up like lightning, grabbing my shoulder and forcing me to sit back down and face her.
"Do you not agree with me?" She asked with what I could imagine to be anxiety if she could ever express it. "Is there not sexual-tension between us that should further this event?"
"It's not that!" I attempt to explain myself and frantically try to pace my mind with a decent follow up with the dangers that could transpire. "You are an attractive person, and though what you say does have merit, the fact of the matter is--"
Zzzzz-zip*
..I'm far too familiar with that sound to bother looking down and visually confirm that Nagato just pulled down my zipper whilst I'd been distracted. Or ignored. Probably both.
Couldn't she just manually adjust the level of stress in my body?
Fiddle with the toxins and stuff?
Nagato paused before her hand could slip into my pants.
I don't think she considered that.
"You did modify the world." I continued in an attempt to dissuade her.
"...perhaps I have been too hasty." She concedes, the grip on my thigh easing up.
"To think, just for those scant few days, everything was normal. Haruhi wasn't a god-distortion-whatever, Asahina wasn't a time-traveler, Koizumi wasn't an esper and you," I punctuated it with a pause, "you were human too."
Before I could blink, my leg was clamped harder than ever, her other hand retrieved myself from my pants, and her face poised dangerously close over the source of my libido and sole contributor for 'lower-end' thoughts.
Suffice to say, my reasoning proved to be the entirely wrong thing to say. (Or rather, right thing, depending on a matter of opinion.)
"Now, Yuki..." I made a desperate attempt to coax her to stop this now. "You don't want to do something you and I would regret..."
Her attention immediately shifted from my eye to my eyes, with what I suppose was a rather fierce glint (of what could quite possibly be shifting data?) in those irises.
"Which would you regret more; having done something, or having done nothing?"
... that was unusually philosophic of Nagato.
"I'd have to argue that doing something that might lead to the end of everything is too risky." I triumphantly pierce her invincible rhetoric by attacking her logical Achilles heel with an arrow of absolute truth. "Though my health is valuable, making sure the world doesn't end takes first priority."
She deflated somewhat, as her purple mop bobbed with understanding and looked away. She's down, but far from out as she bounces back for round two.
"Let me put it to you this way; would you regret not going further after getting this far?" This is possibly the first time she's ever questioned me without making eye contact. I think this is also quite possibly the first time I've ever seen her appear so vulnerable.
I take a moment to answer. It's a moment too long.
Though before I'd been panicked enough to ignore it, I've relaxed a lot more now since then. So when her fingers give a soft feathery caress, I'm immediately standing to attention (need I say that it's not my legs doing the standing). Though it might've been just me, she gave off the vibe of personal satisfaction at winning my stalling game.
Before I can curse my inability to think quickly, it is cut short by a wonderful sensation.
I think it's because of being completely caught by surprise, in conjunction with my lack of experience with someone else on the matter, that I am unable to form a coherent thought, and all I can do is close my eyes.
To put it in a both metaphorical and semi-literal sense; 'she's got me by the balls'.
Despite my praise, I come to the realisation that Nagato did start off awkwardly. However, with each gentle touch, each encompassing squeeze, each passionate stroke, she adjusts to become even more gentler, more encompassing, more passionate!
I am putty to Nagato's soft caresses, building me as she sees fit.
Before long, she finally found the perfect tempo to which she worked like a well-oiled machine. So much so, that she knows exactly when to speed up, slow down, or adjust her grip -all to the most minute of calculated changes!
Belatedly I realise she is probably giving me the best visit from Mrs. Palmer and her five sisters I've ever had! Even better than what I can manage! This has me briefly curse the inadequacy of my own hand. She's done this for the past five minutes and she's already mapped out what's getting me going better than my own appendages!
It's only now that I make the first mistake of opening my eyes.
Her hair was disheveled, her mouth only a fraction open, her heated breathing becoming haggard, and her dark eyes glazed with anticipation.
That's what I was expecting if Nagato was human.
My expectations on Nagato as I've known her are nothing but painfully accurate; her violet hair is untidy as it always is and not a fraction more or less, her mouth is a thin uncaring line, and her eyes are as neutral as they always have been.
To put it succinctly, she looks just as expected of the best of expressionless poker-players and also completely devoted to performing her task. Despite it being unfair to describe Nagato as, I'm failing to find a better comparison than the fact I'm given a hand -given possibly the best hand in all of the world- from essentially the equivalent of a mannequin!
I know that was rude, but it's just that I'd even go so far to say that she looks nearly bored of the fact -almost as if I was just another menial chore akin to washing the dishes, cleaning the classroom or tolerating Koizumi's fake smiles.
Ugh. I can't believe I just thought of that idiot right now.
Then almost as if she read my mind (later she'd tell me she read the electrical signals that registered my disgust) I feel a velvety wet appendage trail upwards to the top.
In all my fevered years that have passed and those that are yet to come, I could only hope to match what she'd had done so far. It was with that seemingly innocuously simple gesture, that she reached a whole new tier that would be impossible for me to emulate (nor would I actually want to).
Nagato has pushed me to a whole new euphoric state. With her tongue, she laps, dabbles and sucks, causing me to wriggle, stiffen and spasm under her ministrations.
She is unequivocally a siren of legend -those women of the seas who, with their songs, draw sailors to their watery graves. Though, unlike those sirens, her tempting song did not lay in her voice, but the rhythm and unmatched dexterity and control of her fingers and tongue, easily more than capable of bringing a man to their knees, and enticing them to dance on the knife-edge of Armageddon and...
and...
and...
...and why the hell did I have to open my eyes again!-?
Reading me like an open book, Nagato goes straight for the culmination of the final chapter and I can't stop myself from riding the climax.
If our interaction were like a book, this would be the beginning of the epilogue, as I look and trail over Nagato's face. She's a sordid mess of white, like someone let loose a veritable portion of liquid soap or hand cream. (That's entirely my fault.)
Though for some odd reason that I can't explain, she looks expectant. (Which is also likely my fault too.)
I'm not quite sure why, but I reach over and wipe away a dollop, from her cheek. "Ermm..." The words catch in my throat. "Thanks for looking out for my health...?" I say awkwardly, to which she gives a nod and proceeds to slipping myself back into my pants. (And if I insulted her, that's my fault too.)
"H-hey!" I say, unsteadily decided of what came next. "What about you?" I offered. Actually, do aliens even...?
"It is unnecessary." She answers. The sound of my zipper being done up is akin to the finality of the slamming of a judge's gavel and she stands to move on to other things.
As if things couldn't become even more unpredictable, the door opened and the newcomer took one step inside before freezing in mid-step to take stock of the situation.
"Ah?" Squeaked the pinnacle of femininity, Miss Asahina, unsure how to interpret the situation.
My eyes could only widen at the impossible amount of evidence mounted against Nagato and me! Our resident literary alien need only to turn around to prove the foregone conclusion!
Miss Asahina reached for a textbook that I didn't notice was on the table, "I forgot my textbook here yesterday." She needlessly explained. "Did I interrupt anything?" Brilliant brown orbs darted around nervously.
Nagato turned around and I could feel my heart stop, as I feared the worst.
"There is no problem." She'd said, as monotonously as she usually did.
If only that kind of saying were true, Nagato. But the evidence would say otherwise.
"Evidence?" Asahina repeats, and both females turn to look at me, one questioning and the other unreadable.
I then notice that Nagato is completely clean and not in any way unkempt. I believe the air is even free of my pollutants! I personally cannot believe I'd ever doubted her!
Asahina's eyes land on an object and an assumption crosses her mind. "Ah... That." She wavers, looking like all the world wanting to take a step back.
I trace her gaze to that damnable prank Haruhi played on Nagato, still clenched tightly in my hand, dangling off the side of the chair. "Ah, yes." My mind finally catches up. "We'll have to remove this from the clubroom in case the school has some sort of surprise inspection."
I allow myself to stand up and stretch from my reclined position. "That and I have to speak with Haruhi about not doing this kind of thing again." I turn to Nagato and to the best of my acting ability, gave her a pat on the head. "I sincerely hope Haruhi hasn't offended you too mu--eh...?"
I didn't intend for that last part, but it just slipped when I realised that I'd left a small streak of baby-batter on Nagato's hair (a glance to my hand had me realise that I'd still had some of it when I wiped it from Nagato's cheek).
Nagato herself reached up and slipped a portion of it onto her hand to find out what had stumped me.
Even unsuspecting, sweet, innocent Asahina couldn't stop her own curious self from approaching and dabbing her finger in for an inspection.
I kept my uncomfortable peace as both girls closely examined the dabs they held, rubbing at it with their thumbs, letting the substance run over their palms and fingers, and favouring the opaque fluid with individual neutral and curious (and entirely ignorant) looks.
I never felt like adjusting my pants more at that exact moment.
A pouting expression appeared on Asahina's lovely visage -reminding me of a rather determined lamb, as she procured a handkerchief on her person and dabbed at our collective hands and Nagato's hair, coming to her own conclusion.
"It must've been the fault of some mischievous bird."
...I suppose you could say that, Asahina.
End Chapter One. Aliens.
Once again, concrit and general comments are appreciated!
And no, still not a lemon.
Next up, Chapter Two! Time-travelers!
-----
Notes:
Good grief. I think I nearly wrote a decent Kyon/Nagato!
<s>When I get around to posting Chapter Two, I'll combine this and the first part in a single post.</s> (Geeze, my previous notes are a mess, aren't they?)
Edit- changed my mind on the combining.
Let's see... Stuff I got to keep track of would be... I started using book euphemisms towards the end, though probably mildly clever, feels kind of out of place, since I haven't really used it up until then. I'll see if I can fit more along the way when I fix it up, especially back at the start. If anyone can recommend me a place to fit some in, that'd be grand!
Kyon's reaching the end of his rope is kind of tame. I have to figure a way to get more distance out of that. Heh
Can't really think of anything else. I guess I'll figure it out in a week.
I'll probably start putting this up with my other fics soon, but that's after I get around to reading the novels again and trying especially hard to capture Kyon's voice and thoughts.
<s>Oh, as for titles again. I'm toying with;
-The Bruised Spongy of Kyon (credit goes to Futurama on that)</s>
-The Enduring Stress of Kyon
<s>-The Backfiring Prank of Suzumiya Haruhi
Suggestions are still welcomed! </s>
Btw, locke69 -you shouldn't fight it! :yay:
And thanks for the concrit, F1!
Honestly, I do put my work through spell-check, but that's before I put it up on ff.net. That and well, I did study US English until I was five, to which I moved to Australia where they're quite fond of the way the Brits use it. Oh, us with our u's after o's, s' instead of z's and the accursed metric system.
You'll have to forgive me if I switch between colloquialisms. I don't do it intentionally! Really! I don't! Sometimes an ass looks better than an arse! :snigger:
(And I'll be going over my previous chapters with a spell-checker after this post)
Ah, a bit disheartened to continue, eh? Sounds like the same reason why I haven't touched the Naruto section in a long while. All I can say is to whip it all out anyway. People tend to remember the skill with which one employs an idea, rather than with who came up with it first.
Oh, and I'm actually not a fan of 24. Never got around to sitting down and watching it. But after you've seen so many memes on him well... haha