The Quote Game!

[Elvarein]

Alice came to a fork in the road. "Which road do I take?" she asked.
"Where do you want to go?" responded the Cheshire cat.
"I don't know," Alice answered.
"Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."
~Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland

The Warlock came to a fork in the road. "Which road do I take?" he asked.
"Where do you want to go?" responded the Green-haired Witch.
"I don't know," the Warlock answered.
"Then," said the Witch, "it doesn't matter."

After the end of the Zero Requiem, the Warlock and the Witch go on their winding way into obscurity. (Code Geass)

Gendo Ikari: "Burying memories is Man's way of surviving. But there are some things a Man should never forget. Yui taught me that one, irreplaceable thing, Shinji.

Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001), The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Look for the ridiculous in everything and you will find it.
Jules Renard (1864 - 1910)

 

[lord geryon]

Look for the ridiculous in everything and you will find it.
Jules Renard (1864 - 1910)

That line there is custom-made for the Joker. Or any Joker imprints in fanfiction.

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Choose wisely:

We have met the enemy and they are us! ~Walt Kelly, Pogo, 1971

I have figured for you the distance between the horns of a dilemma, night and day, and A and Z. I have computed how far is Up, how long it takes to get Away, and what becomes of Gone. I have discovered the length of the sea serpent, the price of priceless, and the square of the hippopotamus. I know where you are when you are at Sixes and Sevens, how much Is you have to have to make an Are, and how many birds you can catch with the salt in the ocean - 187,796,132, if it would interest you. ~James Thurber, Many Moons

It isn't what you know that counts, it's what you think of in time. ~Author Unknown

 

[Watashiwa]

It isn't what you know that counts, it's what you think of in time. ~Author Unknown

The Doctor, finding Rose's grave in the future.

New quotes:

"If history is to change, let it change. If the world is to be destroyed, so be it. If my fate is to die, I must simply laugh." -Magus, Chrono Trigger

"Welcome to the magical kingdom of Zeal, where dreams come true...but at what price?" -Doreen, Chrono Trigger

"Is this power...what God feared?" -Gaist, BoF III

"Another night of wine, women and song for Kyle. Just between you and me, I think I had a little too much of the wine, but the women didn't complain... *falls down*" -Kyle, Lunar Silver Star Story

 

[lord geryon]

"Another night of wine, women and song for Kyle. Just between you and me, I think I had a little too much of the wine, but the women didn't complain... *falls down*" -Kyle, Lunar Silver Star Story

Shunsui would say that. Maybe even use the name Kyle if he was really drunk.

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A bit of recycling, cause I'm lazy:

I am a part of all that I have met. ~Alfred Lord Tennyson

We have met the enemy and they are us! ~Walt Kelly, Pogo, 1971

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. ~Dr. Seuss

 

[Watashiwa]

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. ~Dr. Seuss

Hm... sounds like something Ryoji from Persona 3 might say/be told.

"Every story must have an ending." -Auron, Final Fantasy X

"Who do you think you are, Bruce Lee? You can't just go in there with your fists flying!" -Mallow, Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars

"Hey! Call me a TREASURE HUNTER, or I'll rip your lungs out!" -Locke, FFVI

"Am I a butterfly dreaming I'm a poet...or a bowling ball dreaming I'm a plate of sashimi?" -Doreen, Chrono Trigger

 

[Elvarein]

"Who do you think you are, Bruce Lee? You can't just go in there with your fists flying!" -Mallow, Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars

Someone who does not know Ranma, to said martial artist. He'd probably agree and say that he'd go in with Ki Borne Spheres of Doom or Hurricanes.

"What you hit a storm, pray to a God. If you meet Lina Inverse, Curse a God. There is no future left for you." Miss Fish, Slayers Revolution Episode 1.

æMay the crimes you do in the name of justice visit you in the dark of the nightÆ Reigns of Power by Fayr Warning (A HP Fic)

The future, according to some scientists, will be exactly like the past, only far more expensive. John Sladek

 

[Watashiwa]

æMay the crimes you do in the name of justice visit you in the dark of the nightÆ Reigns of Power by Fayr Warning (A HP Fic)

Random villain to Batman.

We could base a pretty cool story around the idea of a bit-part lackey becoming a super hero dedicated to beating down Batman, who he sees as being too zealous and willing to hurt people in the name of protecting people.

Wait, it's been done? Ah well.

Let's have some FFVI.

"The best thing in life is being free of obligation...otherwise you lose your ability to gamble." -Setzer

"I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate you!" -Kefka (to Celes)

"If something were to happen to me, all the world's women would grieve!" -Edgar

"Nothing can beat the music of hundreds of voices screaming in unison!" -Kefka

"Hey! Call me a TREASURE HUNTER, or I'll rip your lungs out!" -Locke

I ask that as many of these as possible be used.

 

[SotF]

"The best thing in life is being free of obligation...otherwise you lose your ability to gamble." -Setzer

Ronfar in Lunar2

Of course it's while realizing he's now engaged...

POWER! UNLIMITED POWER! -Palpatine

Doom has come! -various

When Dragoons meet, Blood will flow. When they fight, Time will slow. -Legend Of The Dragoon

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. -Herm Albright

 

[Watashiwa]

When Dragoons meet, Blood will flow. When they fight, Time will slow. -Legend Of The Dragoon

Perhaps one of the prophecies in the Wheel of Time, foreshadowing the inevitable showdown between Logain and Mazrim Taim?

Okay, how about some WoT quotes?

"The Wheel of Time turns, and ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legends fade to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes again."

"Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit into Sightblinder's eye on the Last Day." -Aiel Oath

Death is lighter than a feather, duty heavier than a mountain. -Borderlands saying

"When a woman says she will obey you, of her own will, it is time to sleep lightly and watch your back." -Asmodean

 

[Mercsenary]

Death is lighter than a feather, duty heavier than a mountain. -Borderlands saying

Shinji Ikari- Bpen's WH40k version.
Sorry if that isnt valid but come on...

Who the hell do you think we/I are?

- Various Gurren Brigade members

Feel free to use something else if you cant think of one for this one. I couldnt think of a nother quote.

 

[drakensis]

Doom has come! -various

Harold von Doom, the adopted son of Baron Viktor von Doom as he explains a change in the social order of his birthparents' institution of magical learning to a upset and humiliated classmate.

 

[Watashiwa]

Doom has come! -various

Harold von Doom, the adopted son of Baron Viktor von Doom as he explains a change in the social order of his birthparents' institution of magical learning to a upset and humiliated classmate.

Oh come on, two people in a row without quotes of their own?

*sigh*

POWER! UNLIMITED POWER! -Palpatine

The first Spiral being to go insane because of his Sprial Energy, thus alerting the people who would become the Anti-Spirals as to the dangers of their new power.

More TTGL!

Go beyond the impossible, and kick reason to the curb! -Kamina

Don't believe in yourself. Believe in me, who believes in you! -Kamina

I can't even rest in peace, can I? -Kamina

Clench those teeth, Rossiu! -Simon, TTGL

(Replace Rossiu with ________ character)

 

[RockLeeTheAwesome]

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

There's one. Have fun.

 

[SotF]

Go beyond the impossible, and kick reason to the curb! -Kamina

Mythbusters get to test anime myths after getting a device to hop realities.

Why Is The Rum Gone?- Jack Sparrow

 

[Watashiwa]

Why Is The Rum Gone?- Jack Sparrow

Guybrush Threepwood, after realizing that his plan to blow up the Dread Zombie Pirate LeChuck has failed because the barrel of rum he was going to as an explosive is empty.

MONKEY ISLAND TIEM!!!

Look, behind you! A three-headed monkey! - Guybrush Threepwood

Insult: ôYou fight like a dairy farmer.ö

Comeback: ôHow appropriate. You fight like a cow.ö-Orson Scott Card, for The Secret of Monkey Island

Give a situation between two characters when this is said.

ôAh, thereÆs nothing like the hot winds of Hell blowing in your faceö ûLe Chuck, on his ghost ship in a river of lava

ôIÆm not bald. I just have a really high widow's peak.öá -Murray, the demonic talking skull

ôBut- at- what- cost?öá -Guybrush, imitating Captain Kirk

 

[GenocideHeart]

ôAh, thereÆs nothing like the hot winds of Hell blowing in your faceö

Kratos, on his umpteenth visit to Hades. He's used to it by now. :snigger:

Mine:

What can change the nature of Man?

--The Nameless One, Planescape: Torment.

 

[Mick]

"In a world spinning as fast as the inside of Homebase when you've just had a go at a four-pack of Dulux tester cans, who is left to fight for all that is right and proper and good and leather and full of money and belonging to that teenager who doesn't look like he can handle himself?"


"Aren't you all entitled, to your half-assed musings on the divine. You've? thought about eternity for twenty-five minutes and think you've come to some interesting conclusions. Well let me tell you I stand with two thousand years of darkness and bafflement and hunger behind me, my kind have harvested the souls of a million peasants and I couldn't give a haply jizz for your internet assembled philosophy!'"

 

[FourthWall]

"In a world spinning as fast as the inside of Homebase when you've just had a go at a four-pack of Dulux tester cans, who is left to fight for all that is right and proper and good and leather and full of money and belonging to that teenager who doesn't look like he can handle himself?"


"Aren't you all entitled, to your half-assed musings on the divine. You've? thought about eternity for twenty-five minutes and think you've come to some interesting conclusions. Well let me tell you I stand with two thousand years of darkness and bafflement and hunger behind me, my kind have harvested the souls of a million peasants and I couldn't give a haply jizz for your internet assembled philosophy!'"

Both of those make me think Eva for some reason.

First one, Misato trying to give an impassioned speech to Rei because Shinji's freaking out again. While drunk

Second: Episode 25/26 crack, with Giant Naked Rei/Lilith getting bored of the psychodrama bits and kvetching to those who are Tanged.

My quotes: As far as I can tell, through my internet-tinted glasses, fan service is essential to selling anything and everything in Japan. From video games and pancakes, to politicians and pesticides.

Is it because a blank slate can become anything with a few lines of marker?

This Christmas, give your loved ones the gift of warmth, good cheer, and the impending apocalypse.

 

[Mick]

Heh they are actually quotes from a sketch comedy show Mitchell and Webb.