*When last we left our heroes, Naruto was being held in the clutches of Karin! Who due to recent revelations in the manga may actually be Naruto's sister! Making this wedding far kinkier than initially thought!*
Naruto: Uh, look, I'm really not into incest-
Karin: You were a few minutes ago, Naruto-sama~...
Naruto: Oh God you're right. Someone kill me.
Karin: And make me a widow before we're married?! How inconsiderate! Priest?
Hidan: I'd be happy to marry you under the Church of Jashin-
Naruto: Kill me now!
Hidan: No no no! That's not how the ceremony goes at all! Didn't you instruct your husband to be in anything?
Karin: Sorry Hidan-san, this is a bit rushed. *Blushes* He made me a woman... And must take responsibility! Sasuke-sama said he would!
Naruto: ... Sasuke? I'm going to kill you.
*Hinata's Naruto senses had tingled! And Nothing would stand in her way!*
Deidara: Ahahaha! Now I, Deidara, the Explosive Artist-!
Tobi: And Tobi!
Deidara: ... And Tobi-
Tobi: Or Obito... Or Madara... Tobi wants to be a good boy! Tobi does not wish to become bad guy in some convoluted plot-!
Deidara: STOP SPOILING THE REST OF THE SERIES YOU MORON! THAT GOOD BOY CRAP IS YEARS OLD NOW!
Tobi: *Tears up and sobs* Waaaaahhhhh!
Deidara: Oh for... Would you quit crying already?! God, this is so embarrassing, yeah....
Tobi: TOBI WANTS TO BE A GOOD BOYYYYY!
Deidara: ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! YOU CAN BE A GOOD BOY! Those Zombie Ninjas can show up some other, less ridiculous way! All right? Yeah?
Tobi: *Sniffle* All... All right...
Deidara: Good! Now, as I was saying-
Hinata: NARUTOOOO! *FWOOSH!*
Deidara: GAH!
Tobi: UWAH!
*The two Akatsuki members are blasted into trees, as Hinata shoots past. Their would-be victims stare in disbelief, before heading off*
Deidara: Oh... Not good... Yeah...
Tobi: ... Hooray! Tobi can be good boy now!
Deidara: How do you figure?
Tobi: They won't take me seriously as a villain, Deidara-sempai!
Deidara: So what's changed?
Tobi: ... Deidara-sempai is mean...
*And Sasuke and Sakura continued on their quest for sexiness!*
Sakura: And we're in the Mist Village because...?
Mei, Mizukage: Oh my~... Such young visitors we have today~...
Sasuke: Her, of course.
Sakura: ... We're here for you to bang the Mizukage.
Sasuke: Well I was planning on us both banging her but if you'd prefer to just watch-
Sakura: WHAT?!
Mei: Fufufu... Aren't you an ambitious pair?
Sasuke: Yes ma'am, we are.
Sakura: I'M NOT WITH HIM! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!
Mei: Oh? *Poses* Are you sure~?
Sakura: Ahhhh... *blushes*
Sasuke: *smirks*
Sakura: THAT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING! STOP SMIRKING!
*And everyone else was... Otherwise engaged*
Lee: Yosh! With my burning flames of youth, I will win the heart of all fair maidens and leave them unable to walk! Tenten-san, will you aid me?
Tenten: ... I'm into boys, Lee.
Neji: I could go either way.
Tenten: ...
Lee: Oooh! Neji-san, your honesty takes true courage! I AM HERE FOR YOU, MY FRIEND!
Neji: I wish you weren't.
Tenten: ... Hot.
*Will Hinata reach Naruto in time? Will Sasuke get to bang the Mizukage with Sakura? And where the hell is Sai? Tune in next week! Same Ninja time, Same Ninja Channel!*
