Okay.... I'll try that then....
Disclaimer: I don't own "Love Hina", so there.
Chapter 4: "Stand by to repel boarders!"
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A week had passed since the mysterious Donald Johannsen had entered the lives of the tenants of the Hinata-Sou, and things were still a little tense. Something had to give, but when it did, it came from a most unlikely source.
Early on Saturday morning, Shinobu was preparing breakfast as usual when there was a knock on the door. When she opened the door, she saw the postman was carrying a long, thin object wrapped in many layers of brown paper. Strangely, there were a couple of police officers accompanying him.
"Can... Can I help you?" the young cook asked nervously, for a moment fearing that Naru and Motoko had brought them here to arrest her sempai. The two officers introduced themselves, and then said something that suprised the young teen. They asked for Naru, saying that there was a.... a sensitive package for her.
Once Shinobu had roused the tan-haired woman, the postman got the signature for his registered delivery, and handed the package over. The two police officers stayed, and began to discuss the mysterious package with Naru as she unwrapped whatever it was.
Keitaro was walking down the stairs, yawning and scratching the back of his head as Naru took the final layer of paper off. He was about to say "Good Morning" to everyone when he screamed, and fled back up the stairs. It was understandable, really, seeing as Naru was now holding a sleek, powerful-looking bolt-action rifle in her hands, with a wickedly sharp sword bayonet on the table.
Naru looked at the police officers. "Where did you get this?" she asked.
"A mass grave in the Burmese jungle. Looked like a company of IJA soldiers were ambushed by 'Chindits' and wiped out. We've spent the last few years DNA testing the bodies. We regret to say, Miss Narusegawa, that one of the bodies was that of your Great-Uncle. We found him still clutching this rifle in death."
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Breakfast was an interesting affair, as Keitaro tried to stay as far away from Naru as possible, as she was still cradling that rifle in her lap. Motoko for her part kept casting glances at the gun, with a poker-face. Su seemingly hoovered up her plate then bounded up to her room to work on her new invention.
The tension suddenly broke when the telephone rang. Motoko rose and answered it.
"Moshi Moshi?"
A moment later, she squeaked in suprise.
"S-s-s-s-s-sister!"
At this, everyone present stopped what they were doing, and began to listen, as the usually stoic kendo student seemed to turn into a pale, quivering jelly as her sister spoke to her.
'I didn't know Motoko had a sister.' Keitaro thought to himself, as Motoko hung up, and almost ran out of the kitchen. "Mo-Motoko?" he called out after her.
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Meanwhile, at the train station in Tokyo.....
A pair of young men, one tall and moderately good-looking, the other short and chubby, were standing on the train for Hinata, when they saw an absolutely gorgeous woman dressed in a hakama and gi embark at the other door of the coach, a broad-brimmed straw hat shading her eyes and a great bird perched on her shoulder.
"Do you see what I see, Haitani?" Shirai Kimiaki asked, his eyes bulging slightly and a slight trickle of drool running from the corner of his mouth. "She's an absolute babe..."
Haitani nodded, wide eyed as they approached the gorgeous woman, who was looking at the station board. Shirai cleared his throat.
"Excuse me miss, but is there any thing we can help you with?" he asked gallantly. The woman smirked at them both, and looked them both in the eyes. In that moment, Shirai and Haitani both experienced what could be called 'eep', that moment when a small woodland creature suddenly walks into a predators' line of sight. The journey to Hinata was very, very quiet for Shirai and Haitani.
Tsuruko Aoyama smiled to herself. It would be good to see Motoko, and if her information was right, an old ally of the Shinmeiryu, again.
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Back at the Hinata-sou, everything was relatively normal, well, as normal as it ever got around those parts. Kitsune lay on the couch in front of the TV, drinking a can of cold sake from the fridge and watching the horse racing from Aintree in Great Britain; Shinobu was working on her homework from school; Su was inventing, apparently something to do with Tama-chan; and Keitaro and Naru were studying for the next round of tests with Mutsumi. The only one acting out of character was Motoko. She was on the roof, stressing out in a major way.
'My sister is coming to visit me! But why? Is it because she thinks it's time for me to take over our family school? But I'm not ready!'
These thoughts ran around and around in her head like a hamster in a wheel, going faster and faster. She didn't even sense the change in the air as a familiar presence made its way up the steps.
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Donald Johannsen made his way around the Hinata-sou, a serious expression welded to his face. Over one shoulder, he carried escoteric equipment that was, while not as advanced as some of the devices that Su created as a matter of course, was still several ranks above top-of-the-range. Amongst them, suprisingly, was a normal video camera and a tripod. Reaching the clearing he had found, he began to set up the equipment. Switching on the video camera, he cleared his throat.
"This is Papa-Mike-zero-seven, reporting from 'H-Zone'." he then said the date and time, before continuing.
"I am commencing study of the phenomenon I discovered approximately seven days ago. I will made hourly reports on progress on my experiments." he announced, before he switched off the camera and picked up something from his spread of equipment.
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At about 11:30, Shinobu walked back down to the kitchen to make lunch. Kitsune was now asleep in the common room, with a contented smile on her face. Entering the kitchen, Shinobu saw Narus' rifle leaning against the table, waiting for Naru to mount it somewhere. As she walked past, it slid down and clattered onto the floor, the bolt popping open and springing back into the fully open position. Sighing, Shinobu bent down and picked up the rifle.
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(Authors' Note: If you've seen episode 25, the effect is similar to what happened to Naru when the Hina Blade possessed her.)
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Tsuruko was walking up the long staircase that lead to the Hinata-sou when suddenly she sensed a great darkness descend on the building. Recognising the taint as that of a demon, she broke out into a run. Bursting into the common room, she saw tendrils of jet-black fire wrap themselves around Shinobu, encasing her in darkness. As fast as they had appeared though, the flames vanished. The apparition that appeared was not a Shinobu everyone at the apartments would recognise. The figure holding the rifle looked closer to 18 or 19, and was loading the rifle in her hands. The possessed woman locked the bolt back into place, before aiming at the sleeping Kitsune and started to pull the trigger back.
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Motoko had also sensed the demonic presence, and was this very moment leaping over the bannisters, her sword in her hand. She gaped at the double sight of Shinobu aiming that rifle, which was obviously the source of the demonic presence, and also her sister, Tsuruko moving in with feline grace to strike Shinobu.
Tsuruko sprang fowards, and kicked Shinobu back, sending her out the door, and the bullet she'd fired into the sky. The sound of the shot roused everyone to see what the matter was. Unfortunately for Keitaro, he came to see the cause of the ruckus just as the bird that the flying bullet had hit crashed down on his head.
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Donald heard the shot, and his senses flared. Grabbing his hat, he ran back towards the Hinata-sou, his Walther PPK in one hand, and a heavy Napoleonic-era sabre in the other. He slid in the dust around the corner, and his jaw dropped at what he saw.
"My word.... That's something you don't see everyday."
The possessed Shinobu jerkily turned, and a frightening, echoing laugh escaped her lips. She sighted down the rifle straight at Donalds' throat, and fired again, before swinging around and using the rifle butt to hit Tsuruko in the stomach as she charged in.
Barely dodging the round, the English naval officer dived behind cover.
'What the hell is going on here? And what can be done to stop it?' he thought.
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Shinobu was scared. She'd been trapped in this nightmare for who knew how long. She was in a hospital, and was swathed in bandages. Distant gunfire could be heard from her bed, but it was getting closer. Suddenly, the doors into the ward burst open-
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All of a sudden, Donald started to feel a bit queasy. His eyes glazed over, and something pulled him into a bright light-
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The residents of the Hinata-sou, as well as Tsuruko, gaped as Donald suddenly broke from cover, and began to run towards Shinobu, holding his sword high, and shouting "Cry God, for Harry, England, and Saint George!"
Before any one could cry out or move, he'd grabbed Shinobu, and wrenched one of her hands off the cursed rifle.......
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The soldier sneered at Shinobu as she lay in the hospital bed, and draw his rifle back to stab her with the bayonet. The rifle flashed towards her-
"LEAVE HER ALONE, YOU MONSTER!"
-But suddenly a fist punched the soldier in the face, throwing him clear across the ward, rifle still in hand.
"Take my hand, child! Quickly, there is not much time..." the voice said urgently. Shinobu grabbed the hand of her saviour, and the hospital ward faded like smoke. Shinobu looked up at her rescuer and blinked in suprise.
"Johannsen-sama?"
It looked like Donald, but he was older, more self-assured, and also had a beard and moustache. He looked down and smiled slightly.
"Yes, and no, Miss Maehara. If you must have a name, call me 'The One Who Was', ok?"
Shinobu swallowed, and nodded. The being who called himself 'The One Who Was' looked around them. "Let us get out of here, all right?"
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Motoko and Tsuruko both watched in shock as Donald and Shinobus' ki both fought against the dark force dwelling in the rifle. Suddenly, Donald shouted to the two Shinmei students.
"Motoko, Tsuruko, you have to seal the spirit in this rifle! Quickly, there's not much not time!" The two women paused for a second, unsure if they could do so.
"Damn it, this is no time for arsing about, you two! Seal the damned rifle!!" he roared, his voice carrying for nearly a mile in all directions.
Tsuruko and Motoko nodded to each other, and took a deep breath. "OUGI ZANGAN KEN NI NO TACHI!!!" they both cried, and sent two waves of ki energy towards Donald and Shinobu.
*BOOOOOOOMMM!*
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As the dust cleared, everyone saw Donald slowly rise to his feet. He was covered in dust, and some soot, but his eyes, and his teeth, shone with triumph as he lifted Shinobu, who was now back to normal. "Good show, chaps." he said.
"Hey Naru, look at that rifle of yours!" Su suddenly said, pointing. The rifle had landed with the bayonet and barrel partly buried in the ground. Now, rust raced across the mechanism and the wood rotted before their eyes. Within moments, the weapon was rotted through, proved by when Kitsune gently touched the trigger guard with the toe of her shoe, making it disintegrate.
"Wow. Talk about Dorian Gray..." Keitaro mentioned.
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It was now Five past Twelve, and almost everyone was sitting in the common room. Douglas had carried Shinobu up to her room and laid her out on her futon, and was now standing against the wall, a glass of English beer in his hand.
"Well, I suppose you want to know what that was, right?" Motoko asked, as Donald noisily took a sip from his glass.
"That was a Tsukumogami, an artifact spirit. But I've never seen one in a firearm before, and certainly not a spirit that corrupt and dark...."
"I saw something like that once, in Southampton..." Donald remarked, taking another noisy sip of his beer. He paused for a moment. "Oh, yeh, I nearly forgot...." he remarked, downing the last of his beer. He put the glass down on the table, and nodded to Tsuruko.
"When you got the time, we need to talk." he said, then walked out.