Things You Are Not Allowed To Do in the Pokemon World

[whitewhiskey]

76. Unless you have actual proof, you can't randomly accuse psychic pokemon or humans of making you into a slave (of any sort)

77. You can't escape prosecution for a crime by claiming you were possessed by a Gengar or any other ghost pokemon
77b.Nor by claiming a psychic made you do it

78. Licking Croagunks/Toxicroaks to get high, while not illegal, is not advised. Remember, they are fighting types and you are a more easily breakable human.
78b. The same applies for Politoeds

 

[Fellgrave]

79. No collecting a Blastoise, Torkoal, Torterra, and Carracosta, and naming the Michelangelo, Donatello, Leonardo, and Raphael.

 

[whitewhiskey]

80. Shiny Lucario is not a Renamon, stop telling them to digivolve

82. Rhyperior's arms should not be used as T-shirt canons

83. If your growlithe is humping peoples legs, spend a few bucks on a spray bottle. A blastoise is not a suitable substitute, you cheapskate

81. Stop using time travel pokemon to rearrange the list, you've been warned

84. Stop suggesting the Officer Jennys dress as clone troopers, they are dangerously close to shooting you, and their aim is a lot better than a storm trooper

 

[Nanya]

85. There is no rule 53.

 

[Mick]

86) You are not allowed to nickname cubone Norman Bates, Ed Gein, or Leatherface. Just don't.

 

[pidl]

87) You are not allowed to dress up as a fat Italian plumber and threaten to jump on the heads of squirtles. Blastoise does not like it when you bully his little brother...