Evangelion Valliant Shinji Chapter 3

SimmyC · Feb 13, 2006

I have one at Shinji's of my WiP. But, not to leave you guys that don't go there out of it as well, here is my short preview of Chapter 3!

ShinjiÆs and MisatoÆs Residence

Sunlight entered the middle of the main room, causing the current occupant, Misato, to stir lightly under the blanket that was covering her. It was following a long late nightshift, followed by heavy drinking at the end. æMan. What a headache. I need to cut back on the drinking! I mean, ShinjiÆs might be weirdo, but he isnÆt that bad is it?Æ Misato made a loud yawn. ôWell another day has come. And today is the day that Shinji goes to school. Maybe things will be better once he gets there.ö

Suddenly a certain fragrance entered her nostrils.

ôWhy does this room smell like a pine forest?ö Misato asked to no one in particular as she slowly removed the covers. ôDid someone spill a bunch ofàö Her eyes shot open and nearly bulged out of her sockets at the sight in front of her. ôWHAT THE (expletive deleted) HAPPENED HERE?!ö

At that moment, Shinji walked in to the room, in a æstifflyÆ manner. ôDo not be concerned Misato for I simply did a little cleaning of the place when I woke up this morning.ö

ôAàlittleàcleaning?ö Misato said slowly as she examined the room that used to be her living room. Everything was sparkling clean. Even stuff that would normally not sparkle in any circumstances were sparkling. The glow from the hardwood floor alone was nearly blinding her. Heck, she didnÆt even know that she had hardwood floors!

ôThat is correct Misato.ö Shinji said in a matter of fact tone. ôAll I did was pick up your laundry, picked up all the empty food boxes and beer cans and placed them in the appropriate trash reciprocals, dusted the counters, wiped the counters with a towel, polished the surface of the counters, wiped the windows clean, vacuumed the carpets, used a broom to sweep all the dust away, then used a pan to pick up all the dust, then I polished the hardwood floors, wiped the tiled surfaces clean, cleaned every surface of the toilet, cleaned off all the scum from the bathtub, wiped the walls with a damp towel to get some of the spots off, replaced all the light bulb in the living roomàö

ôOkay! You can stop now! I get it!ö Misato said, her mouth was quivering from the complete shock she was in. ôUm, about my laundryàö

ôDonÆt worry!ö Shinji said in a stern voice. ôI have a deep respect for your privacy and so, I did not enter your personal room. As for the clothes that I found outside here, I apologize if you did not want me to touch them. However I needed to move them in order to continue with my cleaning. But I did not do anything major with them, and I simply placed them all in a separate pile. Since I have no intentions of ruining them with my inferior skills, and I wasnÆt sure how you like to separate them, I placed them in piles ranging for color and type. So in one pile I put all of your red bras there. In another pile, I placed all your white bras there. In another pileàö

ôUM, THATÆS ENOUGH! THANKS SHINJI!ö Misato yelled to stop Shinji from continuing. Her face now completely flushed. ôUm, when did you do all this?ö

ôRight when I woke up at five in the morning.ö Shinji replied as he straightened up his shirt as he held his book bag.

ôFive?ö Misato raised an eyebrow. ôYouÆreàawake that early?!ö

ôThat is correct Misato!ö Shinji answered without wavering his voice. ôI believe that every hour should not be wasted by erroneous sleep for life that is insufficiently brief.ö

Misato kept blinking at the strange boy in front of her. æIs he for real?Æ ôUm, okay. I understand. I thinkàö

At that moment, Pen-Pen exited his refrigerator. He rubbed his eye, only to be blinded ultra shiny sink in the kitchen. Pen-Pen raised his wing in front of his eyes as he waddled from side to side. Suddenly, a loud THUMP echoed through the apartment as Pen-Pen slammed his head into the tableÆs leg. After a few seconds of stunned silence, Pen-Pen collapses to the floor creating another loud THUD.

Misato and Shinji both eyed the kitchen doorway for a few seconds, before returning their attention to each other.

æHow the heck did he do all this without waking me? Oh yeah thatÆs right, I was completely wasted.Æ ôUm, ANYWAYS, are youàready for school?ö Misato said nervously.

ôI am.ö Shinji said as he held up his book bag. ôI am ready to start another chapter of my life!ö

ôUhhhhàö Misato eyed from side to side. ôOkayàum, I guess you donÆt need help getting there right?ö

Shinji shook his head. ôI have memorized the location of the school and so I should have no problem getting there.ö

ôGood.ö Misato slowly said. ôIt wouldnÆt be good if youàcouldnÆt get there. HEY! Um, Shinji, I was wondering, about my stash ofàumàdrinks. You know, myàalcoholàö

ôI placed them all hard liquor in the cabinet over there.ö Shinji said pointing to one of the cabinets. ôThey beer I placed mostly in the refrigerator. ôThough, I do not believe that consuming a ton of alcohol is healthy for you. I apologize if I sound like IÆm dictating the way you should run your life, for that is not my intention. I am just concerned about your well being.ö

ôOh, um, yeah. IÆllàconsider that.ö Misato said waving at him. ôUm, thanks for the concern?ö

ôYou are welcome Misato.ö Shinji said bowing to her. ôNow, I should be on my way to school. IÆll see you later at NERV!ö

ôYeah!ö Misato said as she waved him goodbye. ôSee ya later!ö

After Shinji slammed the door shut, Misato quickly crawled over to the cabinet and took out the first thing she could get her hands on. Which was the bottle of rum that she was saving for just an occasion like this. ôIf this keeps up, think IÆm going to need to import some Everclear soon!ö Seeing that a glass was not necessarily, Misato popped open the bottle, and started to chug it down.

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Mind you, this is still a work in progress. I still have tons planned for this chapter! Mainly, this version of Shinji going to school (oh what fun we will have there!). Of course, until I get there, any comments and concerns that you have, tell me! Especially since, its going to be hard keeping up with the insanity I set up in the first two chapters for, who knows how long I will stick to this one! :lol:

GenocideHeart · Feb 13, 2006

Hm. Nice. Where did you say I can find this?

SimmyC · Feb 13, 2006

Right here!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2569893/1/

tomdj1701 · Feb 14, 2006

Good job.

*Goes off to read the other chapters*

Hawk · Mar 5, 2006

Highly entertaining, just as the rest of the fic. All that's missing from noble but distant, heroic and stoic Shinji, is the red cape and blue tights of the man with an 'S' on his chest to complete the image of the 50's superhero. Although without the superpowers.

OMAKE:

"All I did was pick up your laundry, pick up all the empty food boxes, recycle the empty beer cans and threw away the trash. Then I used a belt sander to rediscover the hardwood floor from beneath the layers of accumulated grime on top of it. Seeing as how you recently moved here yourself, I find it an astonishing feat of slobishness to have managed that. I also asked father's second in command to call in a HAZMAT-team to clean out the fridge and supress the now sentinent Broccoli rebellion within it. Rogue elements of what appears to have once been Chinese takeout got away with your car and took a hostage from the HAZMAT unit. The chase is on channel three, if you're interested."

Israfel · Mar 5, 2006

Ahahaha, Hawk you never cease to amuse me. I'd have to say my favorite part of this fic would be Ritsuko seemingly fitting right into his little comic book world, seems she likes to roleplay...hmm, kinky

. You should have had Shinji move in with her, maybe some possible Shinji/Ritsuko action then hmm?

SimmyC · Mar 5, 2006

Thanks everyone! You know you're on the right track when Hawk is praising you! And that was a great omake.

I actually thought about doing that, having Ritsuko and Shinji move in together. But then, the weirdness level would be through the roof. I'm not sure my own sanity could handle that.

Israfel · Mar 5, 2006

Aww, come on, even if you did lose your sanity in the process it would be worth it, just for the sheer level of awesomeness that would be.

SimmyC · Mar 12, 2006

Here is the next part for Valliant Shinji. ^_^ Oh, and the direction of this section...well, let's just say it went COMPLETELY not the way I had expected it to go.

And yes, my grammar stinks since I didn't proofread. So for you grammar nazis out there, I know about my handicap. <_<

-Laterà

District 13 Tokyo 3 Junior High School Class 2-A

Shinji finished writing his name on the board as he eyed the students who were taking in the glory of his arrival. All eyes were on him at the moment as they eagerly awaited this new arrival to introduce himself. æI better not take too much of their time. I am sure that they are all thirsting for the knowledge necessary for making it in this world!Æ Well, æeagerly awaitedÆ might not be the correct words to use here. And they certainly werenÆt æthirsting for the knowledgeÆ either given that this Professor was so obsessed with Second Impact that this was the only thing he taught. Nope. What would probably be more appropriate would be, befuddled, discombobulated by this bizarre freakish dingbat new transfer student.

Shinji straightened up his back, raised his head, and placed his fist on his hips. ôMy name is Shinji Ikari. I am transferring from Osaka! I hope to establish many friendships during my stay here. And I am willing to help anyone that needs assistance. You can count on me!ö Shinji puffed out his chest, as he stood in a proud, magnificent, and statures in front of his awed classmates.

At least, in ShinjiÆs mind.

To the rest of the class, he appeared constipated.

ôIf youÆre looking for the bathroom, itÆs down the hall and to your right.ö Ichigo, the bright orange hair colored student, another recent addition to Class 2-A when they had to consolidate classes, pointed at the doorway as he spoke.

ôThank you fellow classmate. That information is appreciated whenever I need to use the facilities.ö Shinji replied, in a completely serious tone.

ôEeeeeeeeehhhhhhhh.ö The few students that made a soundàsounded. The other students were too busy trying to pick up their mouths from the desk, while others were trying to get their eyebrow twitching under control. A few were afraid they might have to take a heavy dose of sedatives to stop the twitching.

Whether Shinji realized it or not, he definitely made strong impression on the class thatÆs for sure.

ôOkay Mister Ikari. Now that you have completed your introduction, you can sit down in front of Mister Aida right there.ö The Professor said in his monotone voice.

Everyone except him of course.

ôVery well. I am honored to be in your class.ö Shinji bowed to the Professor before sitting at his desk. Shinji then gave his unwavering attention to the Professor.

ôOkay!ö The Professor turned to the board and started his lecture. ôNow Second Impact wasàö

No one was paying attention of course. All their focus was on one particular boy sitting in front of Kensuke.

Kensuke raised an eyebrow as he tried to figure out what the deal was with this transfer student in front of him. æI wonder whatÆs his deal?Æ Kensuke thought after a few minutes of trying to come up with a reason for his odd behavior. æMaybe he needs a box of laxatives?Æ Kensuke then turned back to see ToujiÆs empty desk. æI canÆt wait to see what he would think about the new kid!Æ

Hikari also stared at Shinji with befuddlement. Normally, being the Class Rep and all, she would be the good girl and actually listen to the Professor while he gave his repetitive lecture. But Shinji so weirded her out that she couldnÆt get him out of her mind. And boy did she try. ôWhatÆs is up with that guy?ö She said as she glared at the overly attentive student. ôHeÆd think he was Hercules or something!ö

Orihime leaned over to HikariÆs desk. ôI donÆt know. Maybe his father abandoned him just so that he could mess up his mind so bad in order for some type of Armageddon scenario to take place turning everyone into this putrid orange liquid?ö

HikariÆs eyebrow started to twitch. ôWhere the heck did you get that idea?ö Hikari answered as she tried to refocus her mind on the other bizarre kid in the class. æWait, why am I doing that? DidnÆt I want toàAHHHHHHHHHH!Æ Hikari slapped her face a few times. æFocus, focus, focus!Æ ôMaybe he was hit by a truck or something.ö

ôOh, I donÆt think so!ö Orihime playfully waved away. ôThat happened to me two days ago IÆm not like that!ö

Hikari spun her head to Orihime. ôEh?ö She always knew that Orihime was a ditz, but that was like her eighteenth car accident in the last week. She was still wondering how the heck she was still alive after all that. ôOrihime, you really need to pay more attention you know! You could seriously get hurt!ö

Orihime blinked a few times before responded to Hikari. ôHuh? Oh IÆm sorry, did you say something?ö

Hikari head crashed to the desk, shattering the wooden top into a million pieces.

Tatsuki glared at Shinji and then turned her attention to Hikari. ôJust look at him with his æhigh and mightyÆ attitude. YouÆd think this was some sort of anime series created by a depress guy. Hey Hikari, what do you think about him?ö

Hikari shot her head up from the shattered desktop. ôHim? Honestly, I think he is a complete whack job. I donÆt know what might had happened to him that could mess him up that badly!ö

ôMaybe someone should talk to him.ö Tatsuki suggested. ôMaybe you Hikari?ö

ôWHAT?!ö Hikari yelled back, her outburst getting the attention of everyone else in the roomàexcept the Professor and Shinji. ôYou want me to talk to thatàthatàö She shakily pointed at Shinji. ôTHAT?!ö

Shinji for the most part ignored the commotion he obviously caused with his presence. Though he had to admit that he was a little flattered by the attention that he was getting. æJust doing what I see was virtuous!Æ He would say to himself. Never mind the fact that the conversation was not exactly positive for him. Now with the Class Representative finger pointing at him, he turned his head and eyed Hikari in curiosity. He wasnÆt quite sure if it was appropriate to interrupt the teachings of the Professor, but since it was the Class Representative that was speaking to him, he assumed that this was proper. ôYes Class Representative?ö

ôAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!ö Hikari sprang out of her chair, causing her to fall back onto the ground. ôHeàit spoke to me!ö

ôUm Class Representativeàö Shinji started as he cocked his head to the side. ôI am concerned about your conditionàö

Tatsuki giggled. ôOr you can speak to him now!ö Tatsuki playfully replied back. ôOf course, you can always ask Rukia to talk to him later. Or maybe one of the guys to talk to him. IÆm sure Ichigo and him could find something similar to talk about.ö She then turned her head back to Hikari. ôUm, one more thingàö

ôClass Representativeàö Shinji said in a sterner tone. ôThereÆs something you should knowàö

ôWhat? What do you want?ö A freaked out Hikari said after Shinji had acknowledged her presence.

ôYouÆre bleeding.ö Tatsuki said.

ôHuh?ö Hikari questioned while a trickle of blood came down the side of her face. ôHuh?ö She touched her face as the red substance dirtied her hands. ôAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!ö She quickly stood up and tripped over her book bag, sending her head straight to the ground, and into the sweet bliss of unconsciousness.

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And yes, that's Bleach characters there. No, this isn't a crossover. At least, not an official one. Why did I add them? Because I can? BWHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...eh. I just started reading Bleach and so, those characters were stuck in my head and I was thinking, why not add them into this insanity? Hehehe. And what the heck was I thinking with Hikari? I have no clue. ^_^ Hope you enjoy this section! I will probably continue tomorrow (cough, later today since it's technically early morning here) and we might get up to his return to NERV. Oh the fun I have planned. But if its anything like the above, what I have planned, probably not the same thing as these fingers will type.

Israfel · Mar 13, 2006

Heh, pretty good, but you should have included a scene between him and Rei as the class started with him addressing her or something and the entire class wondetring why this wierdo knew Rei.

SimmyC · Mar 14, 2006

Hmm. I'll probably add that to the next time he's in school.

The reason why Rei isn't there at the moment was, since Shinji didn't pass out like the old Shinji, there was no downtime to contend with. And <s>since</s> Rei would still be recovering <s>since</s> because I'm still following a 'resemblence' of the original timeline. But when she arrives, more insanity will ensure!

I think.

[edit]If I can't even have good grammar in these post, what makes you think my grammar in stories will be any better? Without being proofread first of course. <_<

GenocideHeart · Mar 14, 2006

SimmyC said:

Heh. So, when can we look forward to Shinji declaring Gendo a 'villain' and stepping on him like an ant?

Israfel · Mar 14, 2006

You think?!? What do you mean 'you think'?!? Of course more insanity will ensue, how could it not? And I can't wait for peoples reactions as the class wierdo and the clas Ice Queen hold a conversation, that should be amusing. You should have a scene with Ritsuko AKA Super Rits-chan swinging in through the window to come pick up Shinji as well.

SimmyC · Mar 14, 2006

hehehe. Well, won't be a while. After all, I want to 'play' with the idea for a while. Wouldn't be fun if Gendo dies in the fourth chapter, when I can add SEELE going berserk over Gendo's reaction to it all.

GenocideHeart · Mar 14, 2006

Israfel said:

'Super Rits-chan'...

*breaks into a hysterical fit of giggles at imagining Ritsuko in a skintight pink spandex suit with a phony superhero logo and cape on*

*cracks up from too much weirdness and drops to the floor laughing his ass off*

GenocideHeart · Mar 14, 2006

Hissatsuwaza: Double Post Slayer!!

Stupid modem wigged out again. I'll need to ask Hawk how to completely delete posts later.

SimmyC · Mar 14, 2006

You should see some of the Omakes I have planned at the end of this story!

Rejected "Shinji with a Spine" Ideas...

"I'm Shinji Ikari! And I'm going to be Commander someday!"

"GO SHINJI-KUN!" Ritsuko with her shiny white eyes stare at Shinji with apprication.

"Why the hell is my hair pink?" Misato said with a lot of irritation. "Shouldn't this be Asuka's job anyways? And Ritsuko's...WHAT THE (expletive deleted) are you doing in that role?!"

"Oh hellz no! My hair looks terrible in pink!" Asuka screamed in the background.

GenocideHeart · Mar 14, 2006

SimmyC said:

You should see some of the Omakes I have planned at the end of this story!

Rejected "Shinji with a Spine" Ideas...

"I'm Shinji Ikari! And I'm going to be Commander someday!"

"GO SHINJI-KUN!" Ritsuko with her shiny white eyes stare at Shinji with apprication.

"Why the hell is my hair pink?" Misato said with a lot of irritation. "Shouldn't this be Asuka's job anyways? And Ritsuko's...WHAT THE (expletive deleted) are you doing in that role?!"

"Oh hellz no! My hair looks terrible in pink!" Asuka screamed in the background.

...Ritsuko and Misato as Ino and Sakura? :blink:

SimmyC · Mar 14, 2006

I was thinking more along the lines of Hinata and Sakura. But that works too. Except Shinji would need to be like Sasuke. Hmm.

"I am here to resurrect my clan, and kill a certain someone."

Kakash...um, Kaji. "Clan? What clan?"

"...protect humanity then."

"Oh Shinji-Kun! You're so HAWT!" Ritsuko said in her bright red dress with an O on the back.

Misato stood next to Shinji, deeply frowning. She was in a bright orange jumpsuit and her hair was a bright spikey blond. "Okay, WTF just happened?! Does that mean I'm supposed to be attracted to that?!" She points to Ritsuko.

Israfel · Mar 14, 2006

I was thinking more along the lines of Hinata and Sakura. But that works too. Except Shinji would need to be like Sasuke. Hmm.

"I am here to resurrect my clan, and kill a certain someone."

Kakash...um, Kaji. "Clan? What clan?"

"...protect humanity then."

"Oh Shinji-Kun! You're so HAWT!" Ritsuko said in her bright red dress with an O on the back.

Misato stood next to Shinji, deeply frowning. She was in a bright orange jumpsuit and her hair was a bright spikey blond. "Okay, WTF just happened?! Does that mean I'm supposed to be attracted to that?!" She points to Ritsuko.

Ahahaha, Misato as Naruto, that's hilarious, the worst thing is that I can picture that too.

GenocideHeart · Mar 14, 2006

SimmyC said:

I was thinking more along the lines of Hinata and Sakura. But that works too. Except Shinji would need to be like Sasuke. Hmm.

"I am here to resurrect my clan, and kill a certain someone."

Kakash...um, Kaji. "Clan? What clan?"

"...protect humanity then."

"Oh Shinji-Kun! You're so HAWT!" Ritsuko said in her bright red dress with an O on the back.

Misato stood next to Shinji, deeply frowning. She was in a bright orange jumpsuit and her hair was a bright spikey blond. "Okay, WTF just happened?! Does that mean I'm supposed to be attracted to that?!" She points to Ritsuko.

*cracks the fuck up*

*dies from lack of oxygen*

Fatuous One · Mar 14, 2006

Wouldn't that make Gendo... Itachi?

Surprising, that seems to fit very well to me...

GenocideHeart · Mar 14, 2006

Fatuous One said:

...HEH.

Israfel · Mar 14, 2006

Heh, I suppose so, I mean can't you just see Gendo telling Shinji as he abandons him "Loathe me, hate me with all your heart, live in a vile and disgusting manner and let only your hate feed your desires." Oh and GH, try to get at least three words in your posts, wouldn't want to become a 'grunter' (reference the
flame warriors thread) would you?

SimmyC · Mar 14, 2006

Hehehe. That would be true.

Wow. All this discussion over an Omake. <_< All well! All still good! ^_^

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