Naruto You can't buy love with money!
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Uzumaki Naruto... Leaf ninja, kyuubi vessel, ramen enthusiast;
and now millionaire *cha-ching!*
too bad he doesnt really care about the cash... well maybe a little since he can super-size his ramen now :snigger:
you could also think about the people that honestly want him to be well off...
*wait for crickets to stop chirping*
wonder how much more trouble will the poor guy get now than before...
first they hated him for being the kyuubi vessel, now some will envy/hate his luck (and riches), then there will be the people with vested interests
although... adding a couple more zeroes to that million ryou check might be something to consider, or maybe becomming just plain luckier/richer when he just wants to get rid of the money... he ends up making more XD
and now millionaire *cha-ching!*
too bad he doesnt really care about the cash... well maybe a little since he can super-size his ramen now :snigger:
you could also think about the people that honestly want him to be well off...
*wait for crickets to stop chirping*
wonder how much more trouble will the poor guy get now than before...
first they hated him for being the kyuubi vessel, now some will envy/hate his luck (and riches), then there will be the people with vested interests
although... adding a couple more zeroes to that million ryou check might be something to consider, or maybe becomming just plain luckier/richer when he just wants to get rid of the money... he ends up making more XD
Idea that won't leave me alone.
Following his discovery that Naruto is dirty rotten filthy stinking wipe-my-ass-with-hundred-dollar-bills rich, Sasuke decides to try and make Naruto his sugar daddy.
He realizes in short order that Naruto is straight.
While puzzling out how to get around this, he spies Naruto defeating Sandaime/Ebisu/Iruka/whoever with the Oiroke no Jutsu.
A few favors called in for a seal to make it as permanent as he needs it to be, and the Uchiha Wonderboy is the Uchiha Wondergirl.
Fem!Sasuke: Oh Naruto...! :wub:
Naruto: Get away from me ya creepy bastard! :huh!:
Following his discovery that Naruto is dirty rotten filthy stinking wipe-my-ass-with-hundred-dollar-bills rich, Sasuke decides to try and make Naruto his sugar daddy.
He realizes in short order that Naruto is straight.
While puzzling out how to get around this, he spies Naruto defeating Sandaime/Ebisu/Iruka/whoever with the Oiroke no Jutsu.
A few favors called in for a seal to make it as permanent as he needs it to be, and the Uchiha Wonderboy is the Uchiha Wondergirl.
Fem!Sasuke: Oh Naruto...! :wub:
Naruto: Get away from me ya creepy bastard! :huh!:
Great, now that will either increase the yaoi pairings or uh...yeah. Female Sasuke is going to be very...scary...espically that it could give another reason for those damn SasuNaru pairings to appear.
To make it more scary, have Sasuke messing up with the Oiroke no Jutsu to have him as a fat chick that can't undo it for an hour or so.
Yeah, I'm a fan of Sasuke...after he gets mauled to near death by bears, torched by a flamethrower after getting 'accidently' doused by flammable substances, get run through by a bunch of graters on both sides of his body, finger/toenails pulled out with a pair of pliers, drinks a bunch of acid that gotten mixed into a soft drink and then get buried up to his neck with honey poured all over his face near a couple of anthills.
...no wait, that makes me a fan of seeing Sasuke get killed/tortured/whatever and not of Sasuke himself...my bad.
To make it more scary, have Sasuke messing up with the Oiroke no Jutsu to have him as a fat chick that can't undo it for an hour or so.
Yeah, I'm a fan of Sasuke...after he gets mauled to near death by bears, torched by a flamethrower after getting 'accidently' doused by flammable substances, get run through by a bunch of graters on both sides of his body, finger/toenails pulled out with a pair of pliers, drinks a bunch of acid that gotten mixed into a soft drink and then get buried up to his neck with honey poured all over his face near a couple of anthills.
...no wait, that makes me a fan of seeing Sasuke get killed/tortured/whatever and not of Sasuke himself...my bad.
Yeah, but at least then the lemon possibilities wouldn't be yaoi... technically.
(...okay, this is probably a sign that FF.Net has brain-damaged me.)
Like the failed fusions in DBZ? :lol:
I can see the reactions now...
Ino: *gibbering like a madwoman*
Sakura: *turns green* That... is just... not right... *proceeds to violently upchuck*
Naruto: *hammering his head into a wall* Out! Bad visions begone!
Chouji: Ha! Not so easy dealing with this, is it, prettyboy?!
yeesh. I'm no fan of the little shit myself, but geez!
*sigh* And showed so much promise during the fight with Haku, when he actaully gave a shit about something other than himself and his own goals...
(...okay, this is probably a sign that FF.Net has brain-damaged me.)
Like the failed fusions in DBZ? :lol:
I can see the reactions now...
Ino: *gibbering like a madwoman*
Sakura: *turns green* That... is just... not right... *proceeds to violently upchuck*
Naruto: *hammering his head into a wall* Out! Bad visions begone!
Chouji: Ha! Not so easy dealing with this, is it, prettyboy?!
yeesh. I'm no fan of the little shit myself, but geez!
*sigh* And showed so much promise during the fight with Haku, when he actaully gave a shit about something other than himself and his own goals...
Just the mental image has me.... :blink:
You can just imagine Konohomaru's reaction, when he finds out that the Uchiha genius screwed so badly at a tehnique it took him just half a day to learn. :snigger:
Not to mention Naruto, who's going to have a fit after he finds out that Sasuke tried to steal his tehniques (Off course after he gets out of shock)
F1 i hope you son't mind if i use P.U.N.I.S.H.E.R.S in the fic. 
Actually, you guys should recall that if you screw up the Oiroke no Jutsu, that IS what you look like. Konohamaru would be kind of hypocritical if he laughed when he ended up looking the same several times as well.
Welcome to the club then.
Actually, I was considering continuing that 'little' description of pain towards Sasuke, but figured that was enough for the day. I wanted to add paper cut torture, 'sonic boom directly at your face' loud music to burst out his eardrums, a pile of manure, tying him up with a steel rod on top of a roof before a thunder storm, shoving him in naked with old horny gay men, who have various diseases both on the inside and outside mind, in thongs and some other stuff to it as well.
...Can you tell that I hate him?
Yeah, that was the only time I had even a speck of respect for him. Too bad that only lasted a minute or so after the exams.
Yet another stupid idea came into my mind. If he manages to cancel the jutsu, have him mess that up as well to henge him into either a fat version of him in a thong or the old man route.
Actually, I was considering continuing that 'little' description of pain towards Sasuke, but figured that was enough for the day. I wanted to add paper cut torture, 'sonic boom directly at your face' loud music to burst out his eardrums, a pile of manure, tying him up with a steel rod on top of a roof before a thunder storm, shoving him in naked with old horny gay men, who have various diseases both on the inside and outside mind, in thongs and some other stuff to it as well.
...Can you tell that I hate him?
Yeah, that was the only time I had even a speck of respect for him. Too bad that only lasted a minute or so after the exams.
Yet another stupid idea came into my mind. If he manages to cancel the jutsu, have him mess that up as well to henge him into either a fat version of him in a thong or the old man route.
While I really doubt the actual need for that (Naruto likes attention, and he isn't one to look a gift horse in the mouth), it could be an interesting scenario.
"So, Uzumaki-san, you say you're getting stalked by these strange girls?"
"Yeah, it's really weird! I mean, I don't mind, it's just that I get the feeling that there's another reason for it... Hey! Do you think those weirdos at the bank have something to do with it?!"
"Weirdos?"
"Yeah, those guys at the bank are always given me funny looks. And they're always pointing at me and whispering something that sounds like "Must inputting custard". Geeze, just 'cause I only deposit a few spare millions, doesn't mean they should be spreading nasty rumors around."
"...few spare millions you say... tell me more..." *female doctor inches a bit closer*
"So, Uzumaki-san, you say you're getting stalked by these strange girls?"
"Yeah, it's really weird! I mean, I don't mind, it's just that I get the feeling that there's another reason for it... Hey! Do you think those weirdos at the bank have something to do with it?!"
"Weirdos?"
"Yeah, those guys at the bank are always given me funny looks. And they're always pointing at me and whispering something that sounds like "Must inputting custard". Geeze, just 'cause I only deposit a few spare millions, doesn't mean they should be spreading nasty rumors around."
"...few spare millions you say... tell me more..." *female doctor inches a bit closer*
