A summary to forget...

[PCHeintz72]

Caught this in the Ranma section on FanFiction.NET...

Serenity's Rise by MyRoomProreviews
Tired of his current chaotic life, Ranma chooses to leave it behind and start anew with his best friend, Mamoru. Can the Sailors Scouts handle the Earth Prince's closest friend or his past that when it too catches up with him?
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-26-12 - Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen & Ranma

This actually appealed to me enough that I started to read it to see... it is dreadful to read...

"Yes, my dear, retarded, ex-husband HAS made your life 'Hell'

"I can see the hummer in that, mom."

"I wasn't always a fighter, you know; in fact, I was a pathetic weakling at that point in time." The girls nodded their understanding at this. "Like I was saying, the lackey cornered me and started hitting me with his wood bokken sword. Man, did that ever hurt!

 

[goldenarms]

Uncharted meets Tomb Raider ? by shoaibmanutd reviews
this is what think if tomb raider and uncharted teamed up some people belong to me and from my head if u want borrow a person ask me this my first story so dont be rude and its shit or anything i want to be a author critzing will be ok it will help me
Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,389 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-4-11 - Published: 8-17-10 - Lara Croft & Nathan D.

Either this person is tweaking on meth or they're sending this in from a cell phone that has only a number pad to type with.

 

[ragnarok1337]

Sonegima! Magister Sonic the Hedgehog! ? by djlsnegima
What if Negi was given a diffrent mission and never went to Mahora Academy? What if a certain blue hedgehog came across the staff of Negi's ancestors? A retelling of "Negima!" with Sonic as the Magister Magi! Sonic X Konoka?

Bull. SHIT. You know, I would have actually given this half-a-chance if not for the last sentence. Bestiality? No, NO and Hell No. Christ, this is forcing me to remember the infamous "kiss" in Sonic '06.

WHERE'S THE DAMN BRAIN BLEACH?!

 

[PCHeintz72]

Caught this in the Evangelion section of FanFiction.NET.

An extraterrestrial ally ?by EvaShinobiKaiserKnight
I couldnt think of one just read it and tell me if you like it. There might be some things from Transformers but not much.
Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,089 - Updated: 4-29-12 - Published: 4-19-12 - Shinji I. & Asuka S.

 

[grant]

Flirting With Disaster by Nat Roze reviews
In which Kamijou Touma is the unlucky object of affection of two Level Five tsunderes and gets himself inadvertantly kidnapped, Accelerator and Misaka Mikoto are forced to team up in order to rescue him and nearly kill each other in the process because they both want him, and eventually end up working together to save Touma, the day, and also themselves. Accel/Touma vs Mikoto/Touma
Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7-13-12 - Accelerator & Mikoto M.

What brings this here is that it almost worked. It almost sounded good. It's when you get to 'because they both want him, and eventually end up working together to save Touma, the day, and also themselves.'

It's something about that combination of completely unnecessary mention of their wants, the overuse of commas and the fact that you could completely remove it and nothing would be wasted that makes it a terrible summary.

 

[goldenarms]

Flirting With Disaster by Nat Roze reviews
In which Kamijou Touma is the unlucky object of affection of two Level Five tsunderes and gets himself inadvertantly kidnapped, Accelerator and Misaka Mikoto are forced to team up in order to rescue him and nearly kill each other in the process because they both want him, and eventually end up working together to save Touma, the day, and also themselves. Accel/Touma vs Mikoto/Touma
Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7-13-12 - Accelerator & Mikoto M.

What brings this here is that it almost worked. It almost sounded good. It's when you get to 'because they both want him, and eventually end up working together to save Touma, the day, and also themselves.'

It's something about that combination of completely unnecessary mention of their wants, the overuse of commas and the fact that you could completely remove it and nothing would be wasted that makes it a terrible summary.

Not to mention the story is actively trying to bait the reader by laying down a mine in front of you -- it could end het, it could end yaoi. Do you dare read it?

And since I have no interest in stories that takes a het character and force him to be gay, I've no interest in reading it at all. Because I couldn't buy the premise.

 

[grant]

You Think You Have Everything, But You Don't by Asuka Kumiko reviews
This is my first story and it's about a girl who falls into Naruto world. It's funny!
Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7-9-10

Trust me when I say that the actual story is even less comprehensible than the summary. Also this was posted in the I's section (I was surprised to see that there was one too) when it has no connection at all to the I's series.

 

[pacifist]

Stargate
Jewles Jackson ? by stargategeeket reviews
Daniel and Vala have a Daughter. 14 years later she gets her own team. mix in a little Wraith, Atlantis, Secret rooms, and blue Jello, AND what do you get A story.
Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,129 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8-1-12 - Published: 2-23-10

Wow 14 years old and being sent out to fight aliens. Her parents must really hate her.

 

[Elvarein]

ANBU ? by God Amongst Mere Mortals reviews
Their true names allowed them to escape from a world that had tortured and burned them. That hurt could never reach them; not when they were Dark Fox and Night Orchid. They were impervious. They were ANBU.
Naruto - Fiction Rated: M - English - Action/Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 131,330 - Reviews: 1104 - Updated: 12-1-12 - Published: 1-14-09 - - Naruto U./Hinata H.


..... ewww.

 

[grant]

To Love Ru, Agent of Dispair by RagingRussian
This is a special fanfic, I wrote the chapter 0 for it the night of it's release, though I released it after 12 am. I hope you enjoy, NO FLAMES, you wanna be a flamer keep it to yourself. I marked the two characters as Momo Vivian Deviluke and Yami/Golden Darkness because the main character is an O.C. which will spend the most time with these two among others.
Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Published: 12-23-12 - Momo V. D. & Yami/Golden Darkness

... well, to their credit they didn't get every one of my peeves. Just five or six of them.

 

[ragnarok1337]

From a fic that just showed up in the MGLN FFN archive, named Serpent.

The most dangerous temptations are those that live as innocence. [Nanofate, AU, pedophilia, non-linear, see warnings within.] Intended as a three-shot.

Oh, but it gets even better. See the extended summary within.

Genre: Angst/Romance (somewhat; that's probably the best description the tags and the author are capable of.) Warnings for non-linear storytelling!

Rating: Strong M, for sexual content involving an adult and a minor. And masturbation. And some other unsavory things.

Pairing: NanoFate-adult Nanoha, child Fate. See author's note.

Setting: AU, modern day, et cetera. I try to keep the story congruent with a modern Japanese setting, but the setting isn't really that important.

 

[grant]

The Raven's Revolution ? by DraxHollowKnight reviews
A spin-off of my favorite series, Code Geass. I do not own Code Geass. In this story we follow Drax RavenKnight a 221 year old teen, and still young in compairison to most of his family! Who are SPOILER ALERT: all dead. He is searching for that special someone, and things will get weird. I forgot a description, Drax has silver hair, and grey eyes. He is tall, and wears purple.
Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,476 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2-8-13 - Published: 12-27-12 - C.C. & Kallen S.

Bitch, I will burn you with a god damn torch.

 

[gral]

The Raven's Revolution ? by DraxHollowKnight reviews
A spin-off of my favorite series, Code Geass. I do not own Code Geass. In this story we follow Drax RavenKnight a 221 year old teen, and still young in compairison to most of his family! Who are SPOILER ALERT: all dead. He is searching for that special someone, and things will get weird. I forgot a description, Drax has silver hair, and grey eyes. He is tall, and wears purple.
Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,476 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2-8-13 - Published: 12-27-12 - C.C. & Kallen S.

Bitch, I will burn you with a god damn torch.

You know, despite this being touted as a Code Geass spin-off, I notice a real lack of Code Geass on this summary

 

[ragnarok1337]

Lillith shows Shinji a world in which they fell deeply in love. Can Shinji handle a god's love even when she DOESN'T contain the souls of all humanity? Eventual ShinjixRei, LillithxHumanity, MisatoxPenPen and ShinjixTrain

What.

 

[pacifist]

Any summery containing the words: What happens when ______ is forced into another world and reshaped into someone entirely different?

Usually ending in boy love.

 

[PCHeintz72]

Any summery containing the words: What happens when ______ is forced into another world and reshaped into someone entirely different?

Usually ending in boy love.

I call a good number of those character death... unless the author took the time to generate a very convincing backstory to go with any personality changes in the character.

 

[grant]

Life by Scarlet-Fire154
Ahaha ! . read you'd find it rather interesting ! Modernized yet so old fashion.
Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Published: 2-23-13 - Rukia K. & Ichigo K.

What, what, what the hell does that mean?

 

[PCHeintz72]

Caught this in the Ranma section on FanFiction.NET

The Bat Man of Nerima by Hyp3rB14d3
Tatewaki Kuno. Rising star of the Kendo world. Respected sempai of Furinkan High. Captain of the Furinkan Kendo Club. And secretly the vigilante known to the criminal underworld as "That psycho with the bat"!
Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,268 - Published: 3-1-13 - Tatewaki & Sasuke

I would like Kuno to meet Strikeman and Home Run Girl from You're Under Arrest.

 

[PCHeintz72]

Caught this in the Ranma section on FanFiction.NET

You Left Me ?by BlackGirlAnimeLover reviews
Akane left Ranma for Ryoga due to a misunderstanding. Ranma mopes around the house like he can't do anything leaving around a mess. Nabiki doesn't like it so she calls up a friend as a long term maid. Will love start to appear? Wait, Akane wants Ranma back after 5 years of him suffering. Will Ranma take her back or confess to Anaies. (aa-na-ees)
Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,237 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3-9-13 - Published: 1-21-13 - Ranma

 

[grant]

Fate: Forgotten Souls -Servants- » by PhantasyPen reviews
A list of the Servants to be used in Fate/Forgotten Souls, I will update this as the identities of the Servants and their Masters are revealed in the actual story.
Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3-23-13 - Published: 2-24-13

That isn't a fanfic you dumb insult to mongrels.

FateEleutheria » by arbiter7x reviews
Seven months after the events of Fate/Stay Night, Emiya Shirou is visited by a curious man claiming to have discovered the true Holy Grail. Now, as Shirou uncovers the ancient footsteps of King Arthur in pursuit of the Grail, will he finally create his own destiny? (Serves as a direct sequel to Fate route while lampshading most of the FHA stuff for good measure)
Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,495 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3-23-13 - Published: 2-28-13 - Shirō E.

What the hell do you even mean by 'lampshading'?

 

[PCHeintz72]

Caught this in the FanFiction.NET Tenchi Muyo Crossover feeds...

Feed: FanFiction.Net -- Crossovers -- Tenchi Muyo
Title: Angel Hakubi Wait what? Author: FanFiction.Net


Author: sayaalv
Harry Potter and Tenchi Muyo
English, Rated: T
Humor/Adventure
Harry P. & Ayeka
Chapters: 3, Words: 7,818, Reviews: 19, In-Progress
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Angel Potter was left with the Durselys when her parents were killed. Not two years later the Dursleys left her in a cave in Japan. Not just any cave though, this is the cave where it is said that a demon sleeps. This Demon is Ryoko Hakubi and she decides to adopt Angel. Now watch as all hell breaks wide open in this chaos and insanity. AU OOC FEM!Harry. some bashing some femslash

 

[PCHeintz72]

Caught this in the Evangelion section on FanFiction.NET.

NGE: Maid of Steel » by AscendedSpace
When Misato's beer money starts running low, Asuka Langley Soryu is forced to start working at a maid cafe to supplement her income (and gain real-world job experience, of course). Everyone loses. MAY constitute a lime, but nothing particularly graphic. (rated M b/c some people are squeamish).
Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,660 - Published: 6-4-13 - Rei A. Asuka S. Hikari H. - Complete

Actually read *part* of this. This is not badly written per se from a readability standpoint. The issue is we have a plotline where 2 of the front line defenders of humanity living under the same roof, plus a high ranking member of same organization, and they cannot make rent for one small undersized apartment and buy beer?

So they have to budget and get outside jobs!?!? And NERV lets them!?!?

Not believable... Even if I'll grant Asuka and Masato could possibly go through their pay... no way would I believe Shinji would... he buys food and school clothes...

 

[grant]

From The Bottom To The Top Or Not? » by ace-detective33 reviews
Naoto, Rise, Yukiko, and Chie are at the bottom of the popularity pole. The boys Souji, Teddie, Kanji, and Yosuke are at the top. The boys have a band that is popular in town, which will participate in the Battle of the Bands. The girls want revenge, so they form a band and participate too. What will happen? Souji x Naoto, Rise x Teddie, Yukiko x Kanji, and Chie x Yosuke.
Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,200 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6-23-13 - Published: 6-18-13 - Naoto S. Souji S./Yuu N.

What's sad is that this has got nine chapters and over twelve thousand words. For this cliche.

Persona: M-Path » by Ari Moriarty reviews
Original Persona story. The street drug called M-Path is helping the students of the Iwasaki Arts Academy learn to "feel, just feel." When the side-effects of the drug begin to rear their ugly head, and humans begin turning into the zombie-like "Driven," it's up to one ragtag bunch of would-be performers to find their inner strength and set their friends free.
Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 44,359 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6-23-13 - Published: 5-23-13

What does any of that actually mean? Is there some information being conveyed in that babble of random words and phrases?

Raising Minako-chan by storygirl1015 reviews
No one knows exactly how it happened, all they know is that Minako, their bright and fearless leader, is a little kid again...She doesn't remember how to summon Persona, or what S.E.E.S. is, and her curious antics get her friends into quite a few mishaps. How can they save the world, when their five-year old leader can't stay up past her bedtime? FeMc/harem fluff
Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,951 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6-22-13 - Female Protagonist

I like to think that I try to be tolerant and remain gender neutral on fanfics. But when said harem is around a five-year old child....

Persona 4: Nomad » by TheStraightEdgeOne reviews
Its been a year since Yu Narukami and his friends solved the murder case in Inaba. As time went by the group sort of grew apart until something new but familiar appeared. Mason Alexander, a Canadian transfer student is about to find out what happened a year ago as he hunts down the members of a rouge shadow group known as "Nomad". (Post P4, P4A and some Events from P4G happened)
Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,140 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6-22-13 - Published: 4-15-13 - Protagonist Naoto S.

STOP introducing blatant SI's of your nationality in Persona fics. There are plenty of canon characters to choose from.

Persona 4: Red, White, And Blue » by FortunesHand reviews
The tv's are back at it again, folks, although, they seem to have chosen a new target. A messy suburb known as Renton. When a newcomer comes to town, things seem to go off the deep end. Will he be able to solve whatever is going on? Who knows. This is a story mainly based around OC. I apologise Rated M for future chapters.
Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,244 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6-21-13 - Published: 6-19-13

If you have to apologize for it then don't write it in the first place.

Persona 3: Renegade Legends » by steel0face6 reviews
The original Shadow defense force failed. The city of Colossus is under siege by the Shadow threat. Only a select few wield the power of Persona. Conan, a peculiar transfer student in town, has been commissioned to defend the people. He cannot imagine what monstrous power dwells within him. AU of the P3: FES story with an OC cast and a new ending. Enjoy!
Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 172,435 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6-21-13 - Published: 12-26-12 - Pharos Elizabeth

Guh, but that, gah, nothing to do with, bu- GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAHERAFJLRFHOAGFBHKJ

Exterminate, exterminate, exterminate, exterminate!

 

[pacifist]

Goofy And Guts: A Love Beyond Worlds by Eogrus
Goofy is teleported to Midland, and falls in love with the Black Swordsman
Crossover - Disney & Berserk - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,410 - Published: Sep 4 - Complete

This one broke my brain a little.

 

[PCHeintz72]

Goofy And Guts: A Love Beyond Worlds by Eogrus
Goofy is teleported to Midland, and falls in love with the Black Swordsman
Crossover - Disney & Berserk - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,410 - Published: Sep 4 - Complete

This one broke my brain a little.

Some crossovers should not be contemplated.