Shiakou said:
Marceline eyed the two girls in front of her.
"Seriously?" she asked. "You both flunked. Get over it."
"I'm afraid a failing grade is unacceptable." Princess Bubblegum replied, hefting her rifle. "Besides, I didn't give any wrong answers. You just didn't ask the right questions."
"Some tutors tried to give me some tests too." Flame Princess deadpanned. "I answered one question; whether people burned faster than paper."
"Your self-appointed guardianship over Finn is hereby under contest." Bubblegum continued. "I suggest you withdraw your claim.
"Or?" The vampire asked.
"Or I might have to put you back together again." Bubblegum replied. "'Course it'd be just so whumpf if there aren't enough pieces."
"I can melt her and you can pour her into a mold." Flame Princess offered.
"Yeah, just one problem with that." Marceline replied before shapeshifting into a two-story monster. Flame Princess was stomped hard into the ground. Bubblegum was snatched up before she could fire, the rifle pressed painfully into her chest.
"You're the ones who're gonna be in pieces after I'm through with you."
"Guh. . . Uh, hey Marceline, you know what time it is?" Bubblegum asked through gritted teeth.
The monster rolled her eyes. "What time is it?"
"Time for Plan 2.1! Initiate!"
A wave of fire cats flooded the cave and Marceline screamed in pain, dropping Bubblegum who was suddenly encased in glowing blue armor. Bubblegum raised one arm and hot licorice streamed out to strike the vampire in the eyes. Marceline screamed again.
"I was wondering when I'd get to use the Sweetie Extremis." Bubblegum explained. "It's the latest in candy powered armor design."
"We gonna kick her butt or what?" Flame Princess asked as her body reformed from the flames.
A giant fist forced them both to dodge as Marceline's half-burnt face emerged from the smoke and fire.
"Or what."
"Seriously?" she asked. "You both flunked. Get over it."
"I'm afraid a failing grade is unacceptable." Princess Bubblegum replied, hefting her rifle. "Besides, I didn't give any wrong answers. You just didn't ask the right questions."
"Some tutors tried to give me some tests too." Flame Princess deadpanned. "I answered one question; whether people burned faster than paper."
"Your self-appointed guardianship over Finn is hereby under contest." Bubblegum continued. "I suggest you withdraw your claim.
"Or?" The vampire asked.
"Or I might have to put you back together again." Bubblegum replied. "'Course it'd be just so whumpf if there aren't enough pieces."
"I can melt her and you can pour her into a mold." Flame Princess offered.
"Yeah, just one problem with that." Marceline replied before shapeshifting into a two-story monster. Flame Princess was stomped hard into the ground. Bubblegum was snatched up before she could fire, the rifle pressed painfully into her chest.
"You're the ones who're gonna be in pieces after I'm through with you."
"Guh. . . Uh, hey Marceline, you know what time it is?" Bubblegum asked through gritted teeth.
The monster rolled her eyes. "What time is it?"
"Time for Plan 2.1! Initiate!"
A wave of fire cats flooded the cave and Marceline screamed in pain, dropping Bubblegum who was suddenly encased in glowing blue armor. Bubblegum raised one arm and hot licorice streamed out to strike the vampire in the eyes. Marceline screamed again.
"I was wondering when I'd get to use the Sweetie Extremis." Bubblegum explained. "It's the latest in candy powered armor design."
"We gonna kick her butt or what?" Flame Princess asked as her body reformed from the flames.
A giant fist forced them both to dodge as Marceline's half-burnt face emerged from the smoke and fire.
"Or what."