No matter what, a scene like this must happen.
Ziva: "I am the new liason officer for Mossad."
Giibs: "Fine, but you're only here to observe. So, give me your weapon."
[Ziva hands him her firearm. He puts it in his desk.]
Gibbs: "And your back-up."
[Ziva frowns, gives up her leg-holstered backup. He puts it in his desk.]
Gibba: "And the knife."
[Ziva is flabbergasted.]
Gibbs: "Plus the compact."
[Ziva blinks, completely gobsmacked at this point. How did he--]
Gibbs: "Come on."
[Ziva reluctantly gives up both. Gibbs immediately turns them back over to her to her surprise.]
Gibbs: "I just want you to know that I know." [Goes to the elevator.] "Also, keep your cat at home. I don't want it making off with any information here."
[Ziva's legs give out in numb shock.]
Dinozzo: "Spooky, isn't it? How he just, knows everything before you do."
Ziva: "Oh, it's a bit more than spooky."
Because Gibbs would know.
Somehow, he always knows. :sisi:
Alternatively, imagine Abby Scuito as Sailor Moon. :lol:
I can see Abby borrowing Mercury's computer one time, and someone eventually having to make another one just for Abby as she wants to borrow it a lot. Like all the time.
And in either case, Gibbs having a "chat" with Tuxedo Mask (barring him from being Mask himself) the first time he throws a rose, makes a speech then leaves. Particularly if Abby's Sailor Moon. :evil2:
Flonne would get way into it. Especially when the Outers show up sniping enemies from behind and all around general ruthlessness. Once she discovers they're Senshi, expect her to try and teach them the proper etiquette of being heroes.
Similarly, Pluto would be wholly boned if she attacked Flonne like she did Moon. After all, Flonne is
still an Angelic figure (whether or not she's Fallen is largely up to the writer). An Angelic figure that is now Silver Crystal-powered. And given how much willpower/love/etc Flonne would be generating, she might end up "befriending" Chaos with the Power of Love in the end. :lol:
Laharl as Tuxedo Mask would be epically funny, too. Larharl Mask runs away from Sailor Flonne's fights too... but that's because he's allergic to all those sexy bodies their foes keep creating! Oh, and good luck trying to capture Laharl's Star Seed, Galaxia.
The real treat, though would be Etna as Sailor Moon. Because her speeches would be like this:
Etna: "I am the eternally gorgeous and glamorous Beauty Queen Etna, and I'm going to kick you ass!"
Luna: "Etna! You're Sailor Moon!"
Etna: "Oh, can it, furball. I'm a Demon Lord; I can be whatever I want."
Etna scared off the original Tuxedo Mask
lol
, so to amuse herself, she has Tuxedo Prinny! Whom she'll always beat the crap out of so as to make her enemies
really fear her; after all, if she does that to her allies, think of what she does to her enemies! :lol:
As for other Sailor Moon replacements...
Casey Lynch (of Guitar Hero fame). All battles turn into guitar duels and Casey
really doesn't take anyone's shit.
Princess Alita (aka Falis) from Murder Princess. Because we need more sword-wielding senshi.
Tokiko from Buso Renkin. "In the name of the Moon, I'll splatter your guts!"
Urumi Kanzaki from GTO. That is all. :snigger:
Tatsuki Arisawa from Bleach. Punching youma out in the name of the Moon!
Ayame from Tenchu. Stealthily killing off youma and Generals since the 16th Century!
And for a bit of Mind Screw, Beryl. "Wait a minute... if I'm Beryl, then who are you?"