Alternate candidates for Tuxedo Kamen
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Tenchi Masaki of the Tenchi OVAs post season 3?????? Right you are aware that at this point he can ROTFLOLSTOMP All of the Sailor Scouts enemies at the SAME time ??????
OK point of reference for those not in the know. In Tenchi OVA one of the Chousin bitch slapped another one. From my understanding of the effects on our plane of existence this was to punch a hole , at FTL speeds, THROUGH the Milky Way Galaxy with Earth at the center of said hole. Said holes was thousands of light years across.
Got the reference? Good Tenchi is way stronger than THAT. In fact Tenchi repaired said hole then rewrote history so it wouldn't happen in the first place.
OK point of reference for those not in the know. In Tenchi OVA one of the Chousin bitch slapped another one. From my understanding of the effects on our plane of existence this was to punch a hole , at FTL speeds, THROUGH the Milky Way Galaxy with Earth at the center of said hole. Said holes was thousands of light years across.
Got the reference? Good Tenchi is way stronger than THAT. In fact Tenchi repaired said hole then rewrote history so it wouldn't happen in the first place.
Er... Not quite. But close.
The choushin fixed up causality. Kami-Tenchi kept the universe from bursting.
OVA-3 Tenchi is not Kami-Tenchi. But he's still a proto-kami at this point, and given his effective level up, is more than capable of Taking on Pharoh 90 and Galaxia at the same time, with one hand behind his back, blind folded.
In fact, I'd give it a good bet that he'd end up healing Galaxia of her chaos infestation.
If Tenchi becomes Tux... he'd invariably have a new harem consisting of Moon, Beryl, the Dark Moon sisters, the Witches five, Nehelenia, and Galaxia.
Moon and Beryl would of course, bicker endlessly. al la Ayeka and Ryoko, and the remainder would fill in other roles as required.
The choushin fixed up causality. Kami-Tenchi kept the universe from bursting.
OVA-3 Tenchi is not Kami-Tenchi. But he's still a proto-kami at this point, and given his effective level up, is more than capable of Taking on Pharoh 90 and Galaxia at the same time, with one hand behind his back, blind folded.
In fact, I'd give it a good bet that he'd end up healing Galaxia of her chaos infestation.
If Tenchi becomes Tux... he'd invariably have a new harem consisting of Moon, Beryl, the Dark Moon sisters, the Witches five, Nehelenia, and Galaxia.
Moon and Beryl would of course, bicker endlessly. al la Ayeka and Ryoko, and the remainder would fill in other roles as required.
A month and a half since the last post. Does this count as necroing? Whatever. It doesn't matter.
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Fuego.
That's all that needed to be said before the street, and by association the odd creatures attacking the girls in miniskirts were burned to death.
Hell's Bells, I'm a private investigator. I shouldn't be dressing in a tuxedo and jumping around rooftops. I swear, if I wasn't getting paid this much...wait, more of the so-called "youma" are coming
Oh, yeah. It's in my job description to give off some corny speech and inspire...for some reason.
"Go, Sailor Moon. Don't give up." Wow, I sound apathetic. Well, the contract said 'say a speech', not that I had to be charismatic or anything. "You can defeat this enemy if you try...or something."
For whatever fool reason, I'm supposed to leave after this. Well, less work for me.
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Okay, I know Harry Dresden has already been mentioned, but I thought it was a funny concept. Note that I have little experience writing Dresden.
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Fuego.
That's all that needed to be said before the street, and by association the odd creatures attacking the girls in miniskirts were burned to death.
Hell's Bells, I'm a private investigator. I shouldn't be dressing in a tuxedo and jumping around rooftops. I swear, if I wasn't getting paid this much...wait, more of the so-called "youma" are coming
Oh, yeah. It's in my job description to give off some corny speech and inspire...for some reason.
"Go, Sailor Moon. Don't give up." Wow, I sound apathetic. Well, the contract said 'say a speech', not that I had to be charismatic or anything. "You can defeat this enemy if you try...or something."
For whatever fool reason, I'm supposed to leave after this. Well, less work for me.
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Okay, I know Harry Dresden has already been mentioned, but I thought it was a funny concept. Note that I have little experience writing Dresden.
The funny thing about House as Tuxedo Mask is that he'll inevitably hang around Mercury more, which makes Moon extremely jealous... providing she's not a crying wreck after House lets fly some of his more colorful commentary.
"In the name of the Moon? How about we skip all the small talk, shoot him-her-whatever it is in the face as we can all go home to a nice warm bottle of sake. Well, sake for me, milk for everyone with a bust under 80 cm. And if this isn't a hallucination, I'm going to be very, very scared later. [pause] Brrr."
And that's providing House even shows up.
Of course, Manga Mars is going to utterly despise House, since he practically embodies everything she hates about men.
"In the name of the Moon? How about we skip all the small talk, shoot him-her-whatever it is in the face as we can all go home to a nice warm bottle of sake. Well, sake for me, milk for everyone with a bust under 80 cm. And if this isn't a hallucination, I'm going to be very, very scared later. [pause] Brrr."
And that's providing House even shows up.
Of course, Manga Mars is going to utterly despise House, since he practically embodies everything she hates about men.
Monster of the Week attacks Sailor girls. Sailor Moon slips, falls, MOW attacks her while helpless].
Sailor Moon: "Ahh! No!"
[Lightning bolt zaps between Sailor Moon and MOW.'
[Sailor Mercury and Sailor Mars look at Sailor Jupiter, who looks confused.]
Sailor Jupiter: "Wasn't me guys."
Sailor Moon: [gasp] "Could it be?"
Up on top of a building, in the moonlight, a shadow can be seen. It runs down the side of the building, landing on its feet. The shadow steps into the light to reveal...
[Everyone pauses.]
Tuxedo Mask: "Pika... Pika pika. Pika-chuuu. Pi~ka.. pikachu!"
[Tuxedo Mask nods in satisfaction, hands on hips. Everyone blinks.]
Sailor Moon: "...I'll do that, thanks, Tuxedo Mask!"
Tuxedo Mask: [indignant] "Pika! Pika pika pika!" [pause] "Chu."
Sailor Moon: "Ah! I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"
Tuxedo Mask: [nods, satisfied once again] "Pika."
[MOW attacks Tuxedo Mask]
Sailor Moon: "Watch--"
Tuxedo Mask: [annoyed] "Pika.... CHUUUU!"
[Zaps MOW into dust. Tuxedo Mask dusts off his small paws.]
Tuxedo Mask: "Pika." [leaves]
Sailor Moon: [weeping] "Oh, thank you, Tuxedo Mask! Thank you!"
Sailor Mercury: "That's Tuxedo Mask?"
Sailor Jupiter: "I would have thought he'd be taller."
Sailor Mars: "I would have thought he'd be human."
Sailor Moon: [sigh] "Isn't he just dreamy?"
[Sailor Mars, Mercury and Jupiter eye Sailor Moon oddly at that comment, edging away from her slightly.]
Sailor Mars: "You really need to read less manga and get out more, Meatball Head."
[Sailor Mercury and Jupiter nod in agreement.]
Sailor Moon: "Ahh! No!"
[Lightning bolt zaps between Sailor Moon and MOW.'
[Sailor Mercury and Sailor Mars look at Sailor Jupiter, who looks confused.]
Sailor Jupiter: "Wasn't me guys."
Sailor Moon: [gasp] "Could it be?"
Up on top of a building, in the moonlight, a shadow can be seen. It runs down the side of the building, landing on its feet. The shadow steps into the light to reveal...
[Everyone pauses.]
Tuxedo Mask: "Pika... Pika pika. Pika-chuuu. Pi~ka.. pikachu!"
[Tuxedo Mask nods in satisfaction, hands on hips. Everyone blinks.]
Sailor Moon: "...I'll do that, thanks, Tuxedo Mask!"
Tuxedo Mask: [indignant] "Pika! Pika pika pika!" [pause] "Chu."
Sailor Moon: "Ah! I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"
Tuxedo Mask: [nods, satisfied once again] "Pika."
[MOW attacks Tuxedo Mask]
Sailor Moon: "Watch--"
Tuxedo Mask: [annoyed] "Pika.... CHUUUU!"
[Zaps MOW into dust. Tuxedo Mask dusts off his small paws.]
Tuxedo Mask: "Pika." [leaves]
Sailor Moon: [weeping] "Oh, thank you, Tuxedo Mask! Thank you!"
Sailor Mercury: "That's Tuxedo Mask?"
Sailor Jupiter: "I would have thought he'd be taller."
Sailor Mars: "I would have thought he'd be human."
Sailor Moon: [sigh] "Isn't he just dreamy?"
[Sailor Mars, Mercury and Jupiter eye Sailor Moon oddly at that comment, edging away from her slightly.]
Sailor Mars: "You really need to read less manga and get out more, Meatball Head."
[Sailor Mercury and Jupiter nod in agreement.]
