Evangelion Alternate Commanders for NERV

GenocideHeart

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#1
Similar to the Alternate Guardians thread, here's one for alternate NERV commanders. Who knows, it might spawn another crackfic or two besides Can't Believe.

My nominations:

--Johann Liebert (Monster)
You know the Book On How To Be An Evil Manipulative Bastard that Gendo learned from? This guy wrote it. The only question is how bad things will become and how quickly. Because it's SURE that everyone is fucked. It's all a matter of time and method.

--Lord IlPalazzo (Excel Saga)
...all I can say is if SEELE hires him, what were they smoking and can I have some? Also, good luck getting rid of him once he's in place. Better men than SEELE tried and failed, I doubt a bunch of old fossils hiding behind monoliths will fare any better. And money isn't an issue - ACROSS remains dangerous enough even without money, as the series eloquently proves. And it's largely IlPalazzo's fault/merit, since HE's the one ordering Excel around.

--Haruko Haruhara (FLCL)
Again, good luck getting rid of her after she sets in. **I** certainly am not crossing her. Anyone who has the Pirate King Atomsk fleeing from them is someone who makes the Angels look like a minor threat.

--Raoh (Hokuto no Ken)
...and ironically he'd make things better for NERV's personnel. To an extent, that is. On the other hand, I PITY SEELE. They are already dead, they just don't know it yet.
 

foesjoe

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#2
Hm, how about Daisuke Aramaki or Major Motoko Kusanagi? (GitS)

They're superior to both their NGE counterparts, and I bet they'd manage to dismantle SEELE or at least get it to do as they say.
 

Lord Raa

Exporter of Juice Tins
#3
Yang Wen-li

or Reinhard von Lohengramm
 

Luthorne

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#4
-Raito Yaganami (Death Note)
Why yes, bringing in someone who wants to become a god to be in charge of NERV? This sounds like a FANTASTIC idea, SEELE. You've done it again.

-Miles Vorkosigan (Vorkosigan Saga)
Let's bring in someone with some actual combat experience, shall we? Not to mention, someone who's actually good at inspiring people.

-Yako Katsuragi (Maijin Tantei Nougami Neuro)
And her wonderful assistant will gladly accompany her, to help her through the hardships of running NERV. Plus, he's great at maintaining discipline! Such a great guy!

-Kevin Usher (Honorverse)
A man who doesn't give a shit about his reputation as long as it makes people underestimate him? Oh yes. Bonus points if Cachat comes along for the ride. Kaji? Who's Kaji?

-Mustrum Ridcully (Discworld)
The lulz would be epic.

-Lord Vetinari (Discworld)
SEELE? Screwed. Simple as that.
 

The Ero-Sennin

The Eyes of Heaven
Staff member
#5
Kotaro Taiga.
 

Epsilon

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#6
Lelouch/Zero (Code Geass)
-With NERV's resources at his disposal, he could seriously set up some crazy plans...
 

shout27

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#7
-Mustrum Ridcully (Discworld) or Lord Vetinari (Discworld)? no, no, no. . . we need Death(Discworld) :p

Rincewind(Discworld) is a good secondary choice though, nothing as strong as a sock with a brick in it. . .
 

Rift120

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#8
Justy Ueki Tylor

Look at it from SEELE's view.. here's a lazy military man.. perfect to put inc harge and hten manipulate from behind hte scenes to a proper 3rd impact...

little do they know... heh heh heh
 

pacifist

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#9
-Irresponsible Captain Tylor
Be interesting to see him try to defend T3 without firing a shot.
Edit: rats you beat me.

-Kintaro Oe (Golden Boy)
This is his chance to finally save Japan and the world.

-Edmund Blackadder
Time for a cunning plan.
 

shout27

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#10
other ideas-

Zordon (Go! Go! Power Rangers! :)

Uncle Buck (Uncle Buck)

Master Chief (Halo)

Aeris (FF7)

Myria (BoF3 :p
 

Ina_meishou

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#11
A Bolo AI in a human avatar.

Kefka, for the lulz

Muad'Dib

Dumbledore
 

GenocideHeart

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#12
shout27 said:
other ideas-

Zordon (Go! Go! Power Rangers! :)

Uncle Buck (Uncle Buck)

Master Chief (Halo)

Aeris (FF7)

Myria (BoF3 :p
Myria would turn on SEELE and annihilate them as soon as she learned of their plan. Her entire driving force in BoF3 is her desire to PROTECT humanity. SEELE wants to destroy it just as completely as the Angels - she'd consider them enemies and act accordingly.

And she is absolutely willing to commit even the worst atrocities if it's for the sake of humans. Genocide of an entire race included. Knocking off a bunch of old men and some genetic abominations is going to be cake for a being with a power comparable to an actual God.

BTW, it's implied in BoF3 that the desert around Caer Xhan was *accidentally* made by her, for the record. Wasn't even serious and she glassed a good part of a continent... that's how powerful the Goddess Myria is. And Ryu overcame that power - even though the last exchange between Myria and Deis makes it clear Myria's heart was not in the fight. She was having doubts throughout it all, and her defeat was more caused by those doubts than Ryu and company's might.
 

hiraishin

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#13
I gotta go with the bad ass himself, Darth Vader. Angels? Seele? Pshaw. Their significance pales in comparison to the power of the force. That and I just wanna see Vader force choke someone again. And if you think about it, both Gendo and Vader have whinny sons. A little tough love and one of em turned out all right.
 

FH_Meta

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#14
I'll go on and put up these three guys.

Lord Gustave Eugene the 13th. Sure, he's significantly less overwhelmingly invulnerable, as there's a lack of magic attacks for him to laugh off, but he's still got most of his other advantages.

Rouge. Why? Because Blue's too much of an asshole to be hired. Granted, I'm fairly certain that he's going to be harder to get rid of than the Angels are.

Shuji Ikutsuki. Because I think that carrot might work better than stick with some people and he's really got Nervs of steel.
 
#15
... I propose SEELE's ultimate screw up.

The God-Emperor of Mankind.

"Turn MY Humanity into orange juice? I don't think so!" *Supernova blast*.
 

Shikaze

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#17
Fudo Gen (Sousei No Aquarion).

Not only would the pilot get Training From Hell, but you also get the Moral of the Week with him. While the pilot would still be insane at the end, they'd be the good kind of insane. :snigger:
 

pacifist

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#18
The Major (Hellsing's Millenium)

He'll win the war with the angels if he has to turn every single human into a monster himself. If he gets bored he might just extend a the war a bit afterwards. 4th reich anyone?
 
#20
Shikaze said:
Fudo Gen (Sousei No Aquarion).

Not only would the pilot get Training From Hell, but you also get the Moral of the Week with him. While the pilot would still be insane at the end, they'd be the good kind of insane. :snigger:
Moral of the Week?! :blink:

OF COURSE!

GI JOE! Duke as NERV Commander.

GO JOE!
 
#21
OF COURSE!

GI JOE! Duke as NERV Commander.

GO JOE!
So does that mean Shinji would be trained by Snake Eyes?


Have Death's Head as commander of NERV.

At least he'll be honest that everyone else is cannon folder for his plans to save the world.
 

Prince Charon

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#22
Tsukino Usagi. Think about it.
 

PCHeintz72

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#23
Prince Charon said:
Tsukino Usagi. Think about it.
Hmmm... if she put herself in charge of 3rd impact, it would explain Crystal Tokyo nicely.
 

Luthorne

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#24
Sousuke Sagara (Full Metal Panic). About time we had someone who has a good grasp of operational security around here. Experience fighting mecha? An excellent bonus.

...now I want to see a fic where Sousuke replaces Shinji, or at least Shinji becomes a lot like him. Wonder if there are any?

Sosuke Aizen (Bleach). Hey, he's got a grudge against the boss of the Angels...

Shigekuni Yamamoto-Genrysa (Bleach). Lots of leadership experience. And cleansing fire from the heavens.

Captain Bravo (Buso Renkin). Why? Because it's cooler that way!

Mukuro Rokudo (Katekyou Hitman Reborn!). Of course, they may not have known they were hiring him. Mwahahaha.
 
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