Naruto grinned at Tayuya, who immediately jumped on him and tried to ram her tongue down his throat.
Kiba stared on jealously. "It has to be some kind of bloodline limit... my mom, my sister, Sakura, Ino, Hinata ..." Fifteen minutes later he was still listing women, much to the irritation of the men present. "Kurenai, Ayame-chan, Tsunade ..." Ten minutes later he was still going, several of them were red in the face and one or two had an accidental genjutsu around them that made it look like they had devil horns and fire in their eyes. "Anko-psycho, Tsunami, Haku ..." Five minutes later he was still going, and several of the men had weapons in hand and pointed at the oblivious dog user. "That actress chick from Snow Country, the Hyuga triplets, Shika's hot ass mom --"
Shikamaru finally snapped. "SHUT THE FUCK UP, ALREADY, YOU MANGY BITCH! He gets all the women, we get it... so
fucking troublesome, but that's the way it is!"
Shino grunted. "Kill him."
Jiraiya shook his head. "No... no one is killing the greatest apprentice I've
ever had. Not happening. I don't have any problems getting women... you guys just aren't trying hard enough."
"Your women are all whores," Kiba barked, "and he's dating our moms!"
"You say that like it's a bad thing," Jiraiya snarked back, a superior smile on his face.
"Well," Kiba admitted, "Shika's mom
is hot as hell..."