Naruto An idea in my head

[DhampyrX2]

Ok here's a rarity for me, a fic that crosses over with nothing. The basic premise is to explain just why Sandaime would let someone a creepy as Orochimaru train an impressionable young girl like chibi-Anko. My theory? Anko is actually his biological daughter. That would explain at least some of the leeway he was obviously given to train a genin of opposite gender one on one through puberty and apparently teach her forbidden jutsus.

The main thrust of the story will add the Anko is really Naruto's mother angle, which makes him snake-teme's grandson. The history of why Orochimaru is so pissed off is that Jiraiya's apprentice seduced his daughter (read she jumped Arashi the second Orochimaru wasn't around) and got her pregnant. Cue Orochimaru leaving in a rage at what Arashi did and somehow sending the Kyuubi to attack Konoha and kill the man that had stolen his righful position as Hokage and defiled his daughter. Only after he left did the people of Konoha learn of the Sannin's experiments as Anko never discussed the details of the cursed seal, she just mentioned that she and her father had a falling out.

The divergence from any true canon stuff, meaning the story beginning will take place at the start of the second phase of the Chuunin exam when Naruto exclaims in shock that his Kaasan is the proctor. Things will still progress somewhat normally until the attack by Orochimaru-jiji in the Forest of Death. From there Naruto will show a great deal of changes that he had been hinding underneath the underneath of the underneath (the extra layer is to keep out Kakashi ). You'll see a mare competent and shinobi like Naruto from there, but he'll still be Naruto.

Oh, and did I mention Kin will have been trained from the time she was recruited for the Sound to be Naruto's servant/aide/bodyguard by Orochimaru himself as a present for his grandson for after the snake sannin succeeded in conquering the Leaf. Her orders are to do anything Naruto or Anko wants her to do so long as it does not aide in a direct confrontation against the Otokage or put him or his family in life threatening danger. (She's meant to be Naruto's bodyguard so she won't accept an order to leave him, for example, as she can't protect him then, nor would she follow an order to harm him or Anko, even if Orochimary himself gave it. But she won't fight the big bad snake either.)

Well what to you think? Like? Hate? NARF?

 

[GenocideHeart]

And what would Kin do if Anko ordered her to do something perverted with naruto? :rofl:

 

[lunaitc]

And what would Kin do if Anko ordered her to do something perverted with naruto? :rofl:

How do you always seem to ask the questions which need an answer the most? :rofl:

 

[GenocideHeart]

And what would Kin do if Anko ordered her to do something perverted with naruto?? :rofl:

How do you always seem to ask the questions which need an answer the most? :rofl:

Because I have a very perverted mind, my friend. :snigger:

 

[Deathwings]

You are ? I was more thinking that your pervertedness was the norm on this forum... :snigger:

But joke aside, IT IS a very good question... ^_^

 

[DhampyrX2]

I said she'd do anything, and I meant it. :snigger: Although she will feel a bit insulted when some of the council accuse her of being Orochimaru's whore sent to the Leaf to corrupt their shinobis after the failed invasion. After all, Orochimaru insisted she remain a virgin. It's only for her Naruto-sama to decide if she stays that way. :evil:

 

[Mighty Bob]

But Kin was ultimately fodder...why not make the bodyguard Tayuya (though if you're going by looks Kin wins hands down, canon Tayuya looks like a guy with long hair)

 

[Prince Charon]

But Kin was ultimately fodder...why not make the bodyguard Tayuya (though if you're going by looks Kin wins hands down, canon Tayuya looks like a guy with long hair)

Yes, she does, a little. I think he'd give his grandson the prettier one, but train Kin harder than he did in canon. I'm reasonably sure that Kin, in canon, was trained from the start as canon fodder, rather than as a long-term combatant like Tayuya.

 

[Fatuous One]

I beg to differ. Tayuya was very hot indeed, I liked her much more then Kin. I also liked her even more when she went CSLVL2

/you're weird, so your opinion doesn't count.

Quiet you!

 

[armedlord]

Kind of hard to judge on which one looks better IMO. They both look okay to me.

Course, it's kind of hard to find any decent pics of either if I try to find them.

Haven't found any decent Kin pics artwise, but this Tayuya pin up when I looked around appears to be okay by my (rather low I suppose) standards.

Besides, Kishimoto can't draw squat with women remember? A girl that looks more like a guy is likely to happen with him.

As for the idea...I like it.

 

[Perfect Psionic Soldier]

Due to too many Ranma Fics lately...

Does this fic, by any odd chance, the reoccuring Ranma آ theme of Anko wanting her son to grow up and be "Manly" and expect an ero-sennin level of pervertedness cause she a) thinks its 'Manly' and B ) wants grandkids ASAP?

 

[DhampyrX2]

Nah, Anko and Nodoka are not cut from the same cloth by any stretch of the imagination. If anything her opinion will be that as long as Naruto is happy, she's happy no matter how perverted he is. This Anko will be frightfully loyal in love, to the point she hasn't even dated since Arashi's death. That's not to say she hasn't had offers, it's just that anyone worth her time is either too respectful toward the Yondaime's memory, too scared of her reputation, or perhaps too naive to realize he might have a shot.

Although I might add a side plot where Naruto tried to set her up with Iruka. :evil:

I will say she won't like the idea of Naruto acting like Jiraiya, but then again the toad sennin is the closest thing the Narutoverse has to Happosai, so you can't blame her. :huh.:

 

[Lumias]

I like this idea. I could see a lot of the villagers hating her without knowing her just for being part of Sound. Naruto can relate to a similar problem. I wonder how the rest of Team 7 (since they will have to deal with her on a regular basis) and Hinata (obvious reason) will react to Kin's presence.

 

[DhampyrX2]

But Kin was ultimately fodder...why not make the bodyguard Tayuya (though if you're going by looks Kin wins hands down, canon Tayuya looks like a guy with long hair)

Yes, she does, a little. I think he'd give his grandson the prettier one, but train Kin harder than he did in canon. I'm reasonably sure that Kin, in canon, was trained from the start as canon fodder, rather than as a long-term combatant like Tayuya.

Very true about the prettier factor being in Kin's favor. There is one other thing to consider with this version as well as well, namely that Kin was actually in Konoha during the invasion so she could watch over Naruto when everything happenned. She would literally turn on her own teammates to protect Naruto in the Forest of Death without a second thought. The rest of her team are meant to be fodder, she was chosen for a higher purpose as Naruto's assistant/bodyguard. She's too important to sacrifice needlessly.

Tayuya is just too butch to act as an aide for Naruto in anything but combat. I see Kin as a better choice in Orochimaru's eyes.

 

[DhampyrX2]

I like this idea. I could see a lot of the villagers hating her without knowing her just for being part of Sound. Naruto can relate to a similar problem. I wonder how the rest of Team 7 (since they will have to deal with her on a regular basis) and Hinata (obvious reason) will react to Kin's presence.

Hinata might understand Kin staying at Naruto's side better than anyone. After all as the Hyuuga heir of the main house she's used to having aides, servants, and bodyguards around her from time to time even if she's too nice to boss them around. She'd be more accepting of Kin filling that role for Naruto than most, especially if Kin was sent by Naruto's grandfather, an elder of his family. Sakura will hate her with a passion, but then again Kin will be more than willing to beat the shit out of pinky if she tries to hit Naruto for no reason. Sasuke will be indifferent to everything, as will Kakashi.

 

[Mighty Bob]

I beg to differ. Tayuya was very hot indeed, I liked her much more then Kin. I also liked her even more when she went CSLVL2

/you're weird, so your opinion doesn't count.

Quiet you!

I'll concede the point that Tatyuya has a helluva more interesting personality than Kin (and being a red head is a plus, I admit it: I'm a sucker for em) I'll probably re-watch my eps of Naruto but Kin had the better body unless Tayuya was wearing super tight bindings.

As for being weird, I don't think a single soul here can say a damn thing, we're all guilty.

Hinata might understand Kin staying at Naruto's side better than anyone. After all as the Hyuuga heir of the main house she's used to having aides, servants, and bodyguards around her from time to time even if she's too nice to boss them around. She'd be more accepting of Kin filling that role for Naruto than most, especially if Kin was sent by Naruto's grandfather, an elder of his family. Sakura will hate her with a passion, but then again Kin will be more than willing to beat the shit out of pinky if she tries to hit Naruto for no reason. Sasuke will be indifferent to everything, as will Kakashi.

So...Threesome? :sisi:

 

[DhampyrX2]

Hinata might be too tentative to accept a threesome with Kin considering she's too shy to even hold a meaningful conversation with Naruto at this point. Of course she might also accept him having a piece or two on the side to fill his hours outside of his marriage bed if she manged to be the one filling that bed. :lol:

Actually I'm not sure just where Naruto's love life will go in this version. He'd be a good sight smarter than in canon, so Sakura would be out. Hinata is awfully shy. Anko might think of setting him up with an older woman to help him along and erhm... care for him. That puts Kurenai, Hana, and Shizune all in the potential mix. Although if i had to make a guess I'd say he'd be happiest with Ayame.

Of course if it comes out he's Arashi's son then there might be more than one group out to make a political marriage. Sand? Stone? Sound? (Which could add Tayuya)

 

[Fatuous One]

I'll concede the point that Tatyuya has a helluva more interesting personality than Kin (and being a red head is a plus, I admit it: I'm a sucker for em) I'll probably re-watch my eps of Naruto but Kin had the better body unless Tayuya was wearing super tight bindings.

Actually, I meant I find her more attractive looks-wise. Granted, it's more a combination of personality/looks then make me favor her, but I still find her more attractive then Kin. *Shrug*

But again, I'm weird; I thought Keitaro and Ema were both very cute/hittable when they first got introduced.

 

[toraneko]

Heh. Kin had no figure to speak of. The only things I saw on her that were remotely feminine were her facial structure and her long hair. She loses points for having no useful combat skills, and she loses even more for envying Sakura's hair.

Tayuya got no more camera time than Kin (IIRC), but I kinda like the foul-mouthed ones. And, y'know, she's a redhead, so she gets bonus points. Also, her skills were pretty impressive.

But, when you look at it, it'd be much more likely for ol' snake-lips to send Kin. Simply, Tayuya is one of the Sound Five, meaning she's not so expendible. Kin doesn't have that issue.

 

[GenocideHeart]

Heh. Kin had no figure to speak of. The only things I saw on her that were remotely feminine were her facial structure and her long hair. She loses points for having no useful combat skills, and she loses even more for envying Sakura's hair.

Tayuya got no more camera time than Kin (IIRC), but I kinda like the foul-mouthed ones. And, y'know, she's a redhead, so she gets bonus points. Also, her skills were pretty impressive.

But, when you look at it, it'd be much more likely for ol' snake-lips to send Kin. Simply, Tayuya is one of the Sound Five, meaning she's not so expendible. Kin doesn't have that issue.

So you're saying that Orochimaru finds Naruto not important enough to spare something better than fodder for him? Not what a nice grandpa would do... :snigger:

 

[cilrais]

I'd figure Kin would be the bodyguard/sexpet/subordinate and Tayuya would be the actual partner/betrothed.

But considering it's Orochimaru I'd be happy as long as he doesn't try to hook Naruto up with Sasuke or Kabuto...

 

[DhampyrX2]

Well keep in mind that Kin was meant to be a present for Nruto to do with as he pleases. Tayuya is actually one of Orochimaru's elite. There's a but difference from assigning someone (and in this little universe indoctrinating her to protect and serve Naruto above all else) to stay at his grandson's side and parting with one of his personal elite.

I'm not quite sure just how I'm going to tackle Orochimaru's sexuality. I think I might approach him as mostly asexual with a greater interest in learning jutsus and achieving immortality than worrying over pleasures of the flesh. If I go that route Anko would have been little more than a kind of experiment in the beginning, a way to see what all the hype was about for the sexual act and procreation. I do plan to have the Otokage actually care for Anko and Naruto in his own twisted way, and that will cause all kinds of havok with canon, but it will make certain things (like the fact Anko can resist the cursed seal her own once trusted sensei/father put on her, but Sasuke who basically tries to shut himself off from everyone already can't) make more sense.

Now as far as Kabuto goes... well let's just say I have plans for him. And that he might not neccessarily like the fact that there are a couple of heirs to Orochimaru's throne out there that aren't even on his master's side, yet hold more care and concern from the snake sannin that Kabuto himself does. :evil:

 

[toraneko]

But, when you look at it, it'd be much more likely for ol' snake-lips to send Kin. Simply, Tayuya is one of the Sound Five, meaning she's not so expendible. Kin doesn't have that issue.

So you're saying that Orochimaru finds Naruto not important enough to spare something better than fodder for him? Not what a nice grandpa would do... :snigger:

Not something a nice village leader would do either. But we all know that Orochimaru is neither of those things. Thus, Naruto would be getting a slave/meat-shield from his grandpa.

Merry Christmas, Naruto! :snigger:

 

[Matdeception]

So there's a bit of a 'Damn it all' with it comes to Kin and Tayuya eh? I'll admit first hand, I like Tayuya much better then I do Kin, but as stated earlier by some one else, 'I'm a sucker for a red head.'

Why not cut the middle man? Make Kin and Tayuya 'sister's, a 'double' package raised and bred to be kick ass kunoichi, and to serve and protect Naruto? Now, there's a difference here. Kin and Tayuya are *canon fodder* btw, Tayuya's only truly 'useful' onscreen event took place during the Sand/Sound invasion where she and the other sound 5, minus kimimaro, set up the seal so good ole Orochi and the Third could battle it out.

During the Sasuke fleeing to Orochimaru plot, pretty much all the sound 5 get whacked/owned/capture, and you don't even hear a 'Oh, well, that sucks doesn't it?' out of Orochimaru.

Tools and all that.

Hell, Kin and Tayuya could have both gone through so much mental programming that even though Orochimaru left them to die, ect, ect, they both still want to protect/serve Naruto.

You don't even have to wait until the Chuuin exams, I can't imagine it being all that hard for either, or both girls to sneak into Konoha during the day. Supply wagon, genjutsu, ect, ect, shouldn't be hard. Be kinda funny to see either of them try to actually meet and greet the Blond shinobi prior to him graduating the academy.

Meh.

 

[Mighty Bob]

Theres an idea...mebbe Naruto just uses Mizuki's deception as an excellent excuse to get his hands on the Scroll so he can get a copy to his dear ol granmpa; with Kin and Tayuya being the messengers (Kin cause she's expendable, Tayuya to do the actual carrying and to leave Kin to distract the Anbu if neccessary) Naruto ends up getting along with/ liking one or both of em and word gets back to Orochimaru. This give him the idea that one or both of them would make good gifts/guards/toys for his grandson and that the kid should get used to having underlings to kick about. The lucky girl(s) could then be told their new lot in life, with them being anywhere from accepting to outright pissed about it (which could be fun to read, them starting off all reluctant and bitching about it, to eventually coming around to the idea)

I'm already under the impression that Naruto is aware of his connection to Anko and Orochimaru in this idea...but what're his true feelings towards the village...if he really does wanna be Hokage and protect the place then I suppose the idea of him helping Oro to burn the place to the ground wouldn't fly.