Naruto An idea in my head
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Because you really think her and Ino would not like yaoi ? They're fangirl guys !!! They're the worts kind of human reject in existance !!!
There is a reason they tend to go after girly boys : making the girly boy hate femal as a whole, so like that he is forced to go yaoi and providing the human waste that are fangirl with intertenment...
There is a reason they tend to go after girly boys : making the girly boy hate femal as a whole, so like that he is forced to go yaoi and providing the human waste that are fangirl with intertenment...
Ok CN in the US is airing the episode where Dosu bit the big one and seeing it again gave me an easy out for Orochimaru's Edo Tensei jutsu. Simply put, Dosu doesn't act like a complete artard and attack Gaara in some misplaced desire to challenge Ass-gay later. That way he's all alive and cannon fodder-ey for Orochimaru to kill with his other teammate to raise the Nidaime and Shodaime without killing off Kin-chan. Simple and a bit more logical than Kishimoto's ideas in thew same situation would have been. I'm certain. 
DhampyrX2 said:
Ok CN in the US is airing the episode where Dosu bit the big one and seeing it again gave me an easy out for Orochimaru's Edo Tensei jutsu. Simply put, Dosu doesn't act like a complete artard and attack Gaara in some misplaced desire to challenge Ass-gay later. That way he's all alive and cannon fodder-ey for Orochimaru to kill with his other teammate to raise the Nidaime and Shodaime without killing off Kin-chan. Simple and a bit more logical than Kishimoto's ideas in thew same situation would have been. I'm certain.
he summons Yondaime each year to punish him for one day
How?
Five words.
Fat, Old, Frisky, and GAY!!!! :blink: :wacko:
care to see how much Yondaime must loath Orochimaru? :flameon: :lonegunman: :sweat: :evil: :huh!:
Man had the wickedest idea for a scene....
Sakura readied herself as one of the sound nins prepared to attack when the sound nin with the mask yelled out...
"Kin, what in the name of Oromichiru are you doing?"
Sakura turned to see the female sound ninja behind her bending over Naruto....opening his pants??? Sakura started to move to attack her when the female nin spoke up.
"Checking to see if Lord Naruto is alright. I know that the added seal is to protect him from the influence of the Kyuubi aand..."
"BULLSHIT "the sound nin Sakura had faced yelled out." You just want an excuse to look at his personal kuani knife!"
Kin glared back at him..."Not TRUE...well sorta ....but...What the hell...Fine yes I did and lets just say....I am a very happy woman after seeing it. Given his enhanced endurance...I will be for a very long time as well."
Sakura screamed out loud. "I wont let you hurt Sasuke and Naruto."
Kin grinned wickedly "Hurt Naruto? Girl I am his personal servant which means I will do anything he asks of me..and some things with more devotion than others after what I have seen. As for Sasuke....ehh he`s yours take him for all I care."
Sakura readied herself as one of the sound nins prepared to attack when the sound nin with the mask yelled out...
"Kin, what in the name of Oromichiru are you doing?"
Sakura turned to see the female sound ninja behind her bending over Naruto....opening his pants??? Sakura started to move to attack her when the female nin spoke up.
"Checking to see if Lord Naruto is alright. I know that the added seal is to protect him from the influence of the Kyuubi aand..."
"BULLSHIT "the sound nin Sakura had faced yelled out." You just want an excuse to look at his personal kuani knife!"
Kin glared back at him..."Not TRUE...well sorta ....but...What the hell...Fine yes I did and lets just say....I am a very happy woman after seeing it. Given his enhanced endurance...I will be for a very long time as well."
Sakura screamed out loud. "I wont let you hurt Sasuke and Naruto."
Kin grinned wickedly "Hurt Naruto? Girl I am his personal servant which means I will do anything he asks of me..and some things with more devotion than others after what I have seen. As for Sasuke....ehh he`s yours take him for all I care."
I have to add this...
"...after all Orochimaru-sama taught me to assist Naruto-sama in all things. He even taught me how to fish, and the one fishing lesson I took to heart is that you should always throw the... small ones back," Kin added wickedly with a disdainful glare toward the Uchiha heir's crotch.
"What?" Sakura and Sasuke shouted in tandem outrage.
"Well in all fairness girl, Naruto-chan is quite a bit above average. Let's just say he inherited a bit more from Arashi-kun than just his huge chakra capacity," Anko added with a shrug and a wink.
At that proclamation several older kunoichi that remembered incidents where Jiraiya set his student up to be nude in an embarassing situation for entertainment disguised as training looked over Naruto and developed nosebleeds.
"Maybe your idea of a tutor for your son wasn't so far fetched Anko-chan," Kurenai ventured.
"Kurenai-sensei! I called dibs already years ago!" Hinata protested hotly.
"But Hinata-chan," Kurenai began.
"NO! It's not my fault I'm the only one here to figure out what 'look underneath the underneath' really meant. Find your own studmuffin!" Hinata admonished.
"I thought you said you told her Kakashi-san's little advice didn't mean looking beneath underclothes father?" Hanabi inquired from where she stood with the Hyuuga leader.
<Sigh>"Unfortunately I was too late with that lesson, Hanabi-chan. And Your sister takes after her mother. Once she sees what she wants she's rather like a pit bull. I suppose I'll have to arrange an omai with Anko-san."
"...after all Orochimaru-sama taught me to assist Naruto-sama in all things. He even taught me how to fish, and the one fishing lesson I took to heart is that you should always throw the... small ones back," Kin added wickedly with a disdainful glare toward the Uchiha heir's crotch.
"What?" Sakura and Sasuke shouted in tandem outrage.
"Well in all fairness girl, Naruto-chan is quite a bit above average. Let's just say he inherited a bit more from Arashi-kun than just his huge chakra capacity," Anko added with a shrug and a wink.
At that proclamation several older kunoichi that remembered incidents where Jiraiya set his student up to be nude in an embarassing situation for entertainment disguised as training looked over Naruto and developed nosebleeds.
"Maybe your idea of a tutor for your son wasn't so far fetched Anko-chan," Kurenai ventured.
"Kurenai-sensei! I called dibs already years ago!" Hinata protested hotly.
"But Hinata-chan," Kurenai began.
"NO! It's not my fault I'm the only one here to figure out what 'look underneath the underneath' really meant. Find your own studmuffin!" Hinata admonished.
"I thought you said you told her Kakashi-san's little advice didn't mean looking beneath underclothes father?" Hanabi inquired from where she stood with the Hyuuga leader.
<Sigh>"Unfortunately I was too late with that lesson, Hanabi-chan. And Your sister takes after her mother. Once she sees what she wants she's rather like a pit bull. I suppose I'll have to arrange an omai with Anko-san."
Well, I think she'd act a little more assertively if she thought she might lose her 'studmuffin.' Although I'd figure Hinata would be more wigging over Kin declaring herself Naruto's personal slave. Meh. :huh.:
One question, though. How different is Naruto? Is he just a little calmer, or is there a significant behavioral shift after meeting gramps?
Wait...whoohoo! first post!
One question, though. How different is Naruto? Is he just a little calmer, or is there a significant behavioral shift after meeting gramps?
Wait...whoohoo! first post!
Naruto is a little calmer and more depressed than he lets on. He's royally pissed at Arashi and Orochimari both for obvious individual reasons. He's still loud and still protective, as well as all the other things that make him Naruto. He'll just be showing more of what we all assumed was underneath the idiot mask in times other than life threatening battles for a change. HE won't become an emo-fag like Sasuke, or a fate obsessed twit like Neji. He'll just be Naruto with a better understanding of the world around him.
Needless to say, the earlier above snippet was more omake than story. I can't see Hinata acting like that either without some kind of coaching from Anko. As far as Kin goes, like I said earlier, she might be the most OK with it. After all she's used to having servants and aides around from her life as a main branch Hyuuga. It would only be natural for an elder of Naruto's to assign him a bodyguard/servant. Neji serves much the same purpose for her, on paper. Not that she'd use him for what Kin might want to be used by Naruto for. :evil:
Needless to say, the earlier above snippet was more omake than story. I can't see Hinata acting like that either without some kind of coaching from Anko. As far as Kin goes, like I said earlier, she might be the most OK with it. After all she's used to having servants and aides around from her life as a main branch Hyuuga. It would only be natural for an elder of Naruto's to assign him a bodyguard/servant. Neji serves much the same purpose for her, on paper. Not that she'd use him for what Kin might want to be used by Naruto for. :evil:
Noooo DhampyrX2 another idea....
Kin looked at Hinata and smiled."What is it? Afraid of loosing him to me? Well I can assure you I would at best be a concubine or mistress...and well..."
She grabbed Hinata and started to kiss her.So it went from a simple lip lock to something a bit more intimate as Hinata`s mouth opened....shortly Jiriya began to take notes, several of the male genin began to nosebleed, and Hiashi was fit to be tied.
Kin looked at Hinata and smiled."What is it? Afraid of loosing him to me? Well I can assure you I would at best be a concubine or mistress...and well..."
She grabbed Hinata and started to kiss her.So it went from a simple lip lock to something a bit more intimate as Hinata`s mouth opened....shortly Jiriya began to take notes, several of the male genin began to nosebleed, and Hiashi was fit to be tied.