Naruto Curious Contracts

[MastaofBitches]

I don't recognize the character :mellow:

Marcelene the Vampire Queen from Adventure Time

Marcelene is cool, but she don't have shit on Alucard and we all know it. Alucard would be Boss summon. You don't mess with the No Life King.

But that's just plain unfair!

 

[whitewhiskey]

I don't recognize the character :mellow:

Marcelene the Vampire Queen from Adventure Time

Marcelene is cool, but she don't have shit on Alucard and we all know it. Alucard would be Boss summon. You don't mess with the No Life King.

But that's just plain unfair!

I don't know, didn't Alucard get taken down by a teleporting cat-boy?

 

[Yorae Rasante]

I don't recognize the character :mellow:

Marcelene the Vampire Queen from Adventure Time

Marcelene is cool, but she don't have shit on Alucard and we all know it. Alucard would be Boss summon. You don't mess with the No Life King.

But that's just plain unfair!

I don't know, didn't Alucard get taken down by a teleporting cat-boy?

Didn't he defeat and devour the catboy, but because the boy's powers are so bizarre he stopped existing... for 30 years because he was awesome enough to be able to come back?

 

[Watashiwa]

I don't recognize the character :mellow:

Marcelene the Vampire Queen from Adventure Time

Marcelene is cool, but she don't have shit on Alucard and we all know it. Alucard would be Boss summon. You don't mess with the No Life King.

But that's just plain unfair!

Caine's power is explicitly "Has whatever powers the storyteller needs him to have to have".

And the rules for fighting Caine are: You die. :mellow:

Also, with the way that VtM vampires work, earlier generation vampires are stronger, implied to be because they have more of Caine's blood/because there are more lower generation vampires. So when you have a vampire that is 100% Caine...

 

[ankokudaishogun]

a contract with <a href='https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OS-tan' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>OS-tans</a>,

 

[DhampyrX2]

I don't recognize the character :mellow:

Marcelene the Vampire Queen from Adventure Time

Marcelene is cool, but she don't have shit on Alucard and we all know it. Alucard would be Boss summon. You don't mess with the No Life King.

But that's just plain unfair!

I don't know, didn't Alucard get taken down by a teleporting cat-boy?

No, he vanished after eating Shrodinger, who was a damned Cheshire Cat. Then he showed up thirty years later, after absorbing and integrating Shrodinger's power, to taunt Seras and Integra. It's implied the whole thing was just him slipping his leash through the use of the catboy's powers.

 

[goldenarms]

I don't recognize the character :mellow:

Marcelene the Vampire Queen from Adventure Time

Marcelene is cool, but she don't have shit on Alucard and we all know it. Alucard would be Boss summon. You don't mess with the No Life King.

But that's just plain unfair!

I don't know, didn't Alucard get taken down by a teleporting cat-boy?

No, he vanished after eating Shrodinger, who was a damned Cheshire Cat. Then he showed up thirty years later, after absorbing and integrating Shrodinger's power, to taunt Seras and Integra. It's implied the whole thing was just him slipping his leash through the use of the catboy's powers.

I thought that was more like him being forced to lose his own identity because Schrodinger did and did not exist, which was supposed to have resulted in Alucard's erasure from existence. He returns to existence once he asserts his personality as the only one.

Which meant killing off the millions of people's personalities he had absorbed in his unlifetime, hence why it took him thirty years to reform.

 

[zeebee1]

That's why you should have a balanced diet.

 

[goldenarms]

That's why you should have a balanced diet.

Eating all those Turks did make him rather sleepy afterwards... [rimshot]

Anyway...

"God, Sakura, you're so vain," Ino sneered one day. "Everywhere you go, you carry around that stupid looking mirror with you! It's not even a cute mirror, either!"

Sakura ignored her, turning the small handheld mirror over and over. Sure it wasn't a pretty mirror -- kind of old and woodsy but then again, it's the one her mother had given her when she had her sign that scroll one day and told her how it works. She then warned her to always keep it on her person and to never use it except in dire circumstances. To date, her mother had never used it; her father had, though, and the results she remembered were such that she never wanted to use it herself.

Sakura's curiosity was tempered by her deep need to abide by rules so she opted to not find out what hidden secret resided in the mirror at the now. Though she sort of wished it would be something to scare the pants off of Ino.

---

Several years later, during the second phase of the Chunin Exams, Ino, Shikamaru and Choji stumbled upon a very bloody scene. The three Sound genin that had started a ruckus before the first exam began were all lying about on the ground very much dead. Their bodies were torn asunder, faces gruesomely fixed in horrific screams she could could swear she could still hear even though she was nowhere near the site. In their mouths, bees crawled out like reborn locusts -- in fact, the entire area hummed of the winged insects.

In the middle of the carnage cowered Sakura. Her ugly little handheld mirror had been dropped onto the ground as she visibly shivered all over. Over in the hollow of a tree, Sasuke's and Naruto's bodies laid as if dead men. none of them were touched by blood or by bees.

"What the hell happened?" Ino wondered aloud as she and her teammate carefully picked their way through the bloodbath. Shikamaru looked green and Choji wasn't faring any better.

"I summoned him..." Sakura whispered, eyes lifting up to reveal their haunted, tearstained complexion. "I summoned him..."

"Summoned?" she repeated, puzzled. "Summoned who?"

"I..." Sakura's eyes widened in horror looking past her shoulder. "Ino!"

Alarmed, the blonde ninja turned her head quickly, her body preparing for whatever was approaching.

The only thing she saw was a hook jammed into a bloody stump of an arm before it sank into the flesh of her neck.

---

"Why...?" Sakura cried softly, silently. Team 10 -- Ino, Shikamaru, Choji -- were just as torn apart like the Sound genin. Fresh new blood soaking in with old blood. Their manged, eviscerated bodies were rapidly accumulating more bees invading their exposed cavities. Sakura couldn't look away from massacre or the dark-skinned man in the heavy, fur-lined longcoat, with a white scarf wound around his neck, neatly tucked into place. His right hand had been brutally replaced with an oversized rustic hook, the thing that ripped apart all the genin in the area.

And he was looking down the lane, to where the once-sleeping Sasuke was starting to stir.

"Why are you doing this!" Sakura shouted, her voice quavering with emotion.

"Because you asked me to, Sakura," the black man spoke in his dark, raspy voice. "You wanted to destroy the the three before. You wanted me to 'scare the pants' off her." He rudely pointed to Ino's severed head with his slick polished shoes.

"No..." she spoke in terror, a childish memory once discarded, now roaring back in full vividness. Her stomach threatened to turn itself inside out.

"Yes... though my fulfillment of your desires come at a price, Sakura." He knelted down in front of the crying girl, catching her chin between the steely fingers of his large hand as he had her look at him.

"Become my victim," Candyman said with a smile.

 

[Leonite]

Cue Cursed Seal level 1 Sasuke attacking, possibly followed by Naruto.

 

[NanuNanu14]

I wonder how <a href='http://youtu.be/tbGazU-rQJ8' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>Iggy</a> would do in Naruto?

Just watch the video. Starts around the 10 min. mark.

 

[ankokudaishogun]

Any JoJo character would conquer the Naruto world easily with their superior intelligence.

And Iggy is smarter than the average JoJo character.

 

[whitewhiskey]

How about a Zoan summoning contract? Boa Sandersonia, Boa Marigold, Rob Lucci, freaking Monster-point Chopper?

 

[mortalone]

I wonder how <a href='http://youtu.be/tbGazU-rQJ8' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>Iggy</a> would do in Naruto?

Just watch the video. Starts around the 10 min. mark.

LOL that was awesome. Why haven't I watched this anime before?

As for a curious contract: FF.net - Naruto section contract. Any character on FF.net in the Naruto section can be summoned. I guess you'll want to get permission from various authors, or not if you want to throw CED Naruto into a pit of boiling lava.

 

[whitewhiskey]

How about this, Naruto gains a frightening contract of darkness and fear, who drags his enemies into madness and despair...

 

[zeebee1]

How about no?

 

[whitewhiskey]

How about a fox contract? Naruto signs it expecting some stealthly little foxes or some cool, Kurama sized summons, only to get...

 

[WarmasterCain55]

How about this, Naruto gains a frightening contract of darkness and fear, who drags his enemies into madness and despair...

Now that is an awesome contract. I don't think it would be a normal summon but the Slenderman could have a link to him for targeting people. If it's done at an early age, people that causes him problems could just simply 'disappear'.

Now that gave me an idea for a snippet.

 

[MastaofBitches]

Why not give Naruto a contract with The Night Parade of One Hundred Demons.

 

[Knyght]

Do it. Do it now.

 

[whitewhiskey]

I got one...

Changelings

Now, hear me out, I have a reason for this. With fantasy hive/swarm creatures, they usually have some sort of mental connection to a core mind (Borg, Zerg, etc.).

Now let's compare Naruto and Chrysalis, both seek love (albeit for entirely different reasons), both can have an army of identical drones at their beck and call, which can transform and collect information to report back to their leader, or just attack in a gigantic swarm...

Kinda fits, doesn't it?

 

[sikle]

King of the Changelings
It's that exact premise written by Sakurademonalchemist.

Could be better, and it's just a one-shot at the moment but it's some food for thought.

 

[ragnarok1337]

Like it. Will re-rec it, if only because it may inspire new ideas.

 

[whitewhiskey]

Like it. Will re-rec it, if only because it may inspire new ideas.

re-rec?

 

[ragnarok1337]

Like it. Will re-rec it, if only because it may inspire new ideas.

re-rec?

Rec it on a different board.