Election: Admin 1

[Dark Knight Gafgar]

Wata hasn't posted anything. Because he's AFK for the next few days.

In retrospect, never being here probably makes him the perfect replacement for Hawk.

 

[The Ero-Sennin]

Good Times, Hot Women, and Evil.

Vote for The Ero-Sennin as Admin 2, and you will have all those things and more.

 

[PCHeintz72]

Good Times, Hot Women, and Evil.

Vote for The Ero-Sennin as Admin 2, and you will have all those things and more.

Hmmm... I guess it is important to consider the simple questions...

1. Evil in what form and how much? Evil toward rule breakers... I can get behind that. Evil in general... not so much.

2. Hot woman by what standards?

3. Good times in what way?

 

[Altered Nova]

I love it when people dissect jokes with ridiculous seriousness.

 

[Vexarian]

Don't vote for The Ero-Sennin, he'll sell your children to foreigners and instate mandatory cheese inspections!

 

[Dark Knight Gafgar]

Don't vote for The Ero-Sennin, he'll instate mandatory cheese inspections!

That bastard!

 

[Altered Nova]

Perhaps some cheese needs to be inspected huh? Did you ever think of that? And children are overrated anyway, plus foreigners pay really good prices for them!

 

[Vexarian]

This is just another example of big government getting on all of our backs, and I pledge that if elected Admin, I'll repeal all child labor laws and sell our national parks to Chuck E Cheese's.

Vote Vexarian, the only candidate approved by Ron Swanson.

 

[The Ero-Sennin]

Smear campaigns are a sign of desperation, this candidate will only pursue a positive campaign based on merits and accomplishments.

I got people to like Akane Tendo, that has to count for something.

 

[chronodekar]

I got people to like Akane Tendo, that has to count for something.

One of the reasons why you'll be getting my vote for the backup admin round.

-chronodekar

 

[rdde]

This makes me wonder how much will the candidate's writing time be affected by admin duties.

 

[Vexarian]

Smear campaigns are a sign of desperation, this candidate will only pursue a positive campaign based on merits and accomplishments.

I got people to like Akane Tendo, that has to count for something.

See this my friends, truly a sign of a warped mind. Beleiving that political candidates should be chosen based upon merits and accomplishments, and that positive campaigning will in some way win him a moral victory.

He is weak, and unfit to rule with the iron fist that this country forum needs in this, it's greatest and most triumphant hour!

Vote Vexarian, I will not be the admin that this forum wants, I will be the dictator that this country needs. With my fists.

 

[Dark Knight Gafgar]

HEIL! \o \o \o

 

[The Ero-Sennin]

I seek not a moral victory, but an absolute one. If I can achieve that victory without debasing and lowering myself to the level of your dime-a-dozen political entity then that's a bonus, but let me ask you Candidate Vexarian: Shouting slogans and attacking enemies may garner you votes, but once you have no opponent to shout and attack what will you have?

 

[Vexarian]

I seek not a moral victory, but an absolute one. If I can achieve that victory without debasing and lowering myself to the level of your dime-a-dozen political entity then that's a bonus, but let me ask you Candidate Vexarian: Shouting slogans and attacking enemies may garner you votes, but once you have no opponent to shout and attack what will you have?

Votes.

 

[PCHeintz72]

Sigh... Can you guys cut the fake political commercial posts...

 

[Dark Knight Gafgar]

Sigh... Can you guys cut the fake political commercial posts...

Fuck you, this is hilarious.

 

[Zephyrus]

Sigh... Can you guys cut the fake political commercial posts...

Fuck you, this is hilarious.

I kinda have to agree.

Now, if only there were a catchy phrase similar to, "I Like Ike!"

 

[Vexarian]

Be a Hero, Vote for Ero.

...Wait, what am I saying, I'm the other guy.

 

[PCHeintz72]

Sigh... Can you guys cut the fake political commercial posts...

Fuck you, this is hilarious.

...
Tisk tisk... a moderator candidate using such language... You should be a pillar of the community and setting an ideal example...

 

[Dark Knight Gafgar]

Sigh... Can you guys cut the fake political commercial posts...

Fuck you, this is hilarious.

...
Tisk tisk... a moderator candidate using such language... You should be a pillar of the community and setting an ideal example...

This is motherfucking TFF, I am setting an appropriate example.

 

[The Ero-Sennin]

Be a Hero, Vote for Ero.

Thank you for the ringing endorsement.

 

[PCHeintz72]

Sigh... Can you guys cut the fake political commercial posts...

Fuck you, this is hilarious.

I kinda have to agree.

Now, if only there were a catchy phrase similar to, "I Like Ike!"

Like:

Zepherus
Is For Us

 

[Vexarian]

I wonder if it would be a political scandal to be caught with hookers and blow?

 

[PCHeintz72]

I wonder if it would be a political scandal to be caught with hookers and blow?

Sniggers... I fail to see why it would be a political scandal for drinking...

Does blowing on undiluted brandy, whiskey, or other liquor actually work?

Hawk drank or so he claimed, just make sure you do not issue any judgments and bans during that time, assuming you get such a position.