Ranma ½ Exit, Pursued by a Bear

Lord Raa

Exporter of Juice Tins
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It was just turning light when Akane’s alarm clock went off. She had deliberately set it a few minutes before 5:30 just so she wouldn’t be taken completely unaware by her father and Genma’s wake up call.

Her bed was warm, much warmer than her room. In fact, it was just cosy enough to make the Tendo heir understand why Nabiki hated mornings so much.

“Do I really have to get up?” she asked herself rhetorically. “Well, you really should if you want to be ready for your training.”

After the deep breaths to steel herself failed to give her the motivation necessary to get out of bed, a thought occurred to Akane.

“Mister Saotome seems like the sort of teacher who would throw a bucket of water over your head to wake you up.”

The thought that Nabiki might see a wet patch on the bed and think that it was an accident rather than a harsh wake-up call was enough to get Akane out of bed and into her gi.

She had just finished tying the belt when her father knocked on the door.

“Akane, are you awake?”

“I’m up, Daddy. I’ll be right down.”

“I’ll see you in the dojo,” the widower said. His voice was tired, but filled with pride at the thought that his daughter was taking her martial arts seriously.


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Soun wasn’t surprised to hear Ranma snoring in the dojo, given that the boy’s father practically rattled the windows with his own breathing. However, it was the amplification factor of Ranma’s ursine form that had caught him unawares.

“Ranma, it’s time to get up,” he said, fighting off a shiver in the chilly training room. He was soon joined by Genma and Akane. “Saotome-kun, I thought Ranma took his training seriously.”

“Don’t worry about the boy, Tendo-kun,” Genma said as he started to stretch. “He’ll wake up soon enough.”

The moustachioed man was sceptical, but he could certainly see the wisdom in not trying to shake a bear awake. “They say to let sleeping dogs lie, but I’m sure that it also applies to bears.”

“Quite,” Akane said as she started her warm up exercises.


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ThreadWeaver

Beware of Dog. Cat not trustworthy either.
I wonder if Jusenkyo victims get the startle instincts of their animal forms? If so, then yes, they are playing with fire as I've head of bears going from asleep to totally pissed off in what seems like .0001 seconds.
 

ThreadWeaver

Beware of Dog. Cat not trustworthy either.
See, if that was my vehicle and my bad luck, the police would be raining down bullets on the bear and take out all my vehicles in the process...
 

PCHeintz72

The Sentient Fanfic Search Engine mk II
ThreadWeaver said:
See, if that was my vehicle and my bad luck, the police would be raining down bullets on the bear and take out all my vehicles in the process...
Yeah... but could you imagine PETA's reaction.
 

shiki

Well-Known Member
ThreadWeaver said:
See, if that was my vehicle and my bad luck, the police would be raining down bullets on the bear and take out all my vehicles in the process...
Hope your insurance covers bears in that case.
 

PCHeintz72

The Sentient Fanfic Search Engine mk II
shiki said:
ThreadWeaver said:
See, if that was my vehicle and my bad luck, the police would be raining down bullets on the bear and take out all my vehicles in the process...
Hope your insurance covers bears in that case.
He should be thankful he did not live in Massachusetts...

Damage caused by an animal itself would be under the comprehensive coverage... But I doubt any damage done by the cops or animal control would be covered...

They have waivers on auto insurance payout for all sorts of things like terrorist related losses, nuclear related losses, radiation exposure, acts of revolution and rebellion, and war related losses, etc... I always felt, if I have to worry on a act of terrorism or war or anything nuclear coming in contact with my car or radiation with my body... I've got far bigger issues than an insurance payout... and I would like to hope if I see a revolution or rebellion coming my way I would go the other direction.

It has always interested me though, that if you die they are nice enough to note they will continue coverage for whomever owns or inherits the car for the remainder of the policy...
 

ThreadWeaver

Beware of Dog. Cat not trustworthy either.
PCHeintz72 said:
They have waivers on auto insurance payout for all sorts of things like terrorist related losses, nuclear related losses, radiation exposure, acts of revolution and rebellion, and war related losses, etc... I always felt, if I have to worry on a act of terrorism or war or anything nuclear coming in contact with my car or radiation with my body... I've got far bigger issues than an insurance payout... and I would like to hope if I see a revolution or rebellion coming my way I would go the other direction.
Now, that kind of thing just encourages people to make sure they total their cars BEFORE the revolution makes it to their place... :D

But I agree on the radiation. If I no longer need a night light to get to the bathroom due to myself glowing, then an insurance payout is the least of my concerns. On the plus side, I wouldn't have to shave anymore either, but I'd be bald as cue ball as well.
 

Ninsaneja

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These cute bear pictures are not in fact worth 1000 words.
 

ragnarok1337

Well-Known Member
Judging from the dearth of actual words, instead replaced by asinine pictures of bears, this idea is dead.
 

Lord Raa

Exporter of Juice Tins
ragnarok1337 said:
Judging from the dearth of actual words, instead replaced by asinine pictures of bears, this idea is dead.
I had actually ground out a few words for Ranma's training session, but with that attitude, I'm beginning to wonder if it's worth persevering with this one.
 

ragnarok1337

Well-Known Member
Lord Raa said:
ragnarok1337 said:
Judging from the dearth of actual words, instead replaced by asinine pictures of bears, this idea is dead.
I had actually ground out a few words for Ranma's training session, but with that attitude, I'm beginning to wonder if it's worth persevering with this one.
Nice attempt to try and place the blame on me for six months of nothing but two or three pictures of bears, but no. It's pretty pathetic, actually. But hey, if you want to abandon this and start blaming me when I call you out on all but necroing your own thread, then go ahead.
 

PCHeintz72

The Sentient Fanfic Search Engine mk II
FYI: Actually, since Lord Raa created the thread and is author of the story, he cannot, according to the rules, have necro rules apply to him...

Necro rules only apply in story and idea threads to anyone who is not the author of the story/idea.
It is part of the more relaxed rules everyone wanted voted in.
 

tcm

Well-Known Member
ragnarok1337 said:
Nice attempt to try and place the blame on me for six months of nothing but two or three pictures of bears, but no. It's pretty pathetic, actually. But hey, if you want to abandon this and start blaming me when I call you out on all but necroing your own thread, then go ahead.
In the immortal words of our lord and savior:
 

Stormfury

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To be fair, this is what Raa ALWAYS does- He'll even repost old stories and then update them with stuff he wrote years ago slowly over a period of months, usually paragraphs at a time, before switching to a new story before the plot gets anywhere.

The writing is terrific usually, but there's never really enough to actually enjoy- This is nothing new, and getting angry at Raa won't change the amount he writes.
 

ragnarok1337

Well-Known Member
PCHeintz72 said:
FYI: Actually, since Lord Raa created the thread and is author of the story, he cannot, according to the rules, have necro rules apply to him...

Necro rules only apply in story and idea threads to anyone who is not the author of the story/idea.
It is part of the more relaxed rules everyone wanted voted in.
Like I said, all but necroing his own thread. Why do you think I didn't bother to report it?

tcm said:
In the immortal words of our lord and savior:
I know. Isn't it dickish for Raa to get our hopes up by posting in one of his story threads after several months, only to have trolled hopeful readers by posting stupid bear pictures.

Yes, Raa is a dick and I thank you for agreeing with me.
 
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