Ranma ½ Exit, Pursued by a Bear

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nuclear death frog said:
What message is sent by the picture of the bear shitting on the carport roof?
"I would have shat on the car as a statement, but I couldn't fit so I'm doing it up here instead." ??
 

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nuclear death frog said:
What message is sent by the picture of the bear shitting on the carport roof?
It's a warning.

Next time, he shits on the wind-shield. Or pisses on the front door.
 

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That last one is the best.
 

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It's awesome, but I think it's shopped. He's in choppy water but there's no disturbance in the water around his boots.

Every body of water I've stood in that has water in motion like that will have some sort of disturbance caused by my presence. Also, he'd hear that bear coming, unless he was deaf.
 
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Do you think the man was added to the picture of the bear, or was the bear added to the picture of the man? I've never been any good with Photoshop so I don't know.
 

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It seems quite obvious when you look how water frothes around the bear. The man was added.
 

Ordieth117

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I disagree. I think it was spliced with both pictures. the bottom half is the guy, and the top is the bear, going on a top-left to bottom-right diagonal.
 

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ThreadWeaver said:
It's awesome, but I think it's shopped. He's in choppy water but there's no disturbance in the water around his boots.

Every body of water I've stood in that has water in motion like that will have some sort of disturbance caused by my presence. Also, he'd hear that bear coming, unless he was deaf.
You guys do realise that rapid motion can cause turbulence in water, right? The reason the water's choppy around the bear and relatively still around the guy is because the bear is in the middle of pouncing on the guy, while the guy is standing still.
 

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Polar bear and dog love?
 

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nick012000 said:
You guys do realise that rapid motion can cause turbulence in water, right? The reason the water's choppy around the bear and relatively still around the guy is because the bear is in the middle of pouncing on the guy, while the guy is standing still.
You miss the point. Look at the water around his boots. He's in moving and choppy water yet there's no wake or ripples around his boots. They water should be disturbed by his presence. If you've ever waded though still water, you create a wake (wave). You make the same wake when still in water that's moving around you.

Even standing still in still water, he would be making ripples, and the choppy water around him would be making ripples as it slaps against his boots.

Believe me, being from the land of 10,000 lakes I've stood in a LOT of water that's been moving, wavy or still, some of it so cold it would make your testicles try to crawl up your butt for warmth (Lake Superior).

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Personally I think the bear's toying with the dog until it lets its guard down. :snigger:
 

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"we feed the bears enough protein."
:snigger: :lol: :snigger:

Yeah, bears will eat just about anything they can.
 

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Lake Superior isn't thaaaat cold. I've swam in it a bunch of times! Lake Winnipeg can also get pretty warm in the summer.
 

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That is the worst case of mange I have ever seen...

Poor bear.

Well, you must have swam in late summer, because I swam in it in late June and ended up having early-stage hypothermia. Maybe the water was deeper where I swam or the currents brought up more water from the bottom or something.
 
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Am I the only one who thinks the shaved bear looks strangely dog-like?
 
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Lake Superior is a fickle bitch though, June, August, whenever. If she wants to be cold, she'll be cold. I last swam in the lake near Wawa, ON in July and it was nice!
 

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nuclear death frog said:
Am I the only one who thinks the shaved bear looks strangely dog-like?
To me it looks like a human in a naked bear costume.

Apparently Alaska state patrol officers have to go through training to be able to tell the difference between a decomposing bear hand and a human one because they look so similar. They get so many freaked out calls from citizens claiming to have found a hand in the woods, etc. that it necessitated the training. So, to see one naked like that just looks like a hunched over human in a weird suit.
 
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