[FMP] Full Trouser Panic

[ringlhach]

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You know, if Mao does give Sosuke a little hands-on instruction, I've got to wonder what Tessa will do to her when she finds out. They were roommates, last I checked...

 

[Preventer Squall]

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I have the answer to that...

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"How dare this....this...hussy take his first time from me!" Tessa hissed to herself as she stood over the slumbering Mao, grip tightening on the katana she had smuggled onto the ship. Just seeing the purple-haired floozy sleeping in her bed, as if she had no idea what she'd taken, was making the normally docile captain see red at the corner of her vision.

As she began to heft up the blade, attempting to cleave her head off in one stroke, the object of her fury blearily opened her eyes. "Huh...captain?"

"THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!"

 

[image]

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Whereupon Mao disarms her, pulls her into an embrace and goes back to sleep. :mellow:

 

[Lord Raa]

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[Master of Squirrel-Fu]

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-snip-

5 bucks says some one interrupts before the good part.

 

[Lord Raa]

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-snip-

5 bucks says some one interrupts before the good part.

Interrupts me or Sousuke & Mao?

Of course, I do have some options for this one:

Half chapters like with Type K or keep things "clean", like with Can't Believe.

Hmm...

If only there was some way for public opinion to be gauged in this thread.......

 

[EagleCeres]

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I say keep it clean, but for all intents and purposes the readers may need to read into the speech of the characters to find out if something did happen or not.

There's a lot to be said about reading in between the lines

 

[zeebee1]

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There are no lines. There is only the porn we see and the porn we don't see.

 

[zerohour]

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Here's hoping this end with psychotically possessive Mao.

Mao: He's MY sex butler, you hear?! MINE!!!

 

[dustsage]

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Porn is always better than no porn.

 

[Master of Squirrel-Fu]

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Porn is always better than no porn.

Except when it contains daipers.

 

[dustsage]

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Porn is always better than no porn.

Except when it contains daipers.

TouchÚ.

 

[Master of Squirrel-Fu]

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Porn is always better than no porn.

Except when it contains daipers.

TouchÚ.

gazuntite

 

[Takerial]

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-snip-

5 bucks says some one interrupts before the good part.

Interrupts me or Sousuke & Mao?

Of course, I do have some options for this one:

Half chapters like with Type K or keep things "clean", like with Can't Believe.

Hmm...

If only there was some way for public opinion to be gauged in this thread.......

Have Mao fuck him with a strap-on!

 

[blackkyuubi]

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-snip-

5 bucks says some one interrupts before the good part.

Interrupts me or Sousuke & Mao?

Of course, I do have some options for this one:

Half chapters like with Type K or keep things "clean", like with Can't Believe.

Hmm...

If only there was some way for public opinion to be gauged in this thread.......

Have Mao fuck him with a strap-on!

:huh: Dude, buy a clue.

 

[Takerial]

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-snip-

5 bucks says some one interrupts before the good part.

Interrupts me or Sousuke & Mao?

Of course, I do have some options for this one:

Half chapters like with Type K or keep things "clean", like with Can't Believe.

Hmm...

If only there was some way for public opinion to be gauged in this thread.......

Have Mao fuck him with a strap-on!

:huh: Dude, buy a clue.

Dude, buy a brain so you can learn about verbal irony.

 

[Lord Raa]

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Dude, buy a brain so you can learn about verbal irony.

I saw no verbal irony here.

 

[Takerial]

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Dude, buy a brain so you can learn about verbal irony.

I saw no verbal irony here.

The thing about verbal irony.

It doesn't have to be spoken.

 

[Lord Raa]

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Dude, buy a brain so you can learn about verbal irony.

I saw no verbal irony here.

The thing about verbal irony.

It doesn't have to be spoken.

I saw no irony whatsoever.

 

[Takerial]

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Dude, buy a brain so you can learn about verbal irony.

I saw no verbal irony here.

The thing about verbal irony.

It doesn't have to be spoken.

I saw no irony whatsoever.

Then you need to know the definition of irony.

Expressing something in a way different than and most often the opposite of true intentions.

 

[Lord Raa]

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Dude, buy a brain so you can learn about verbal irony.

I saw no verbal irony here.

The thing about verbal irony.

It doesn't have to be spoken.

I saw no irony whatsoever.

Then you need to know the definition of irony.

Expressing something in a way different than and most often the opposite of true intentions.

No, what I saw was a piss-poor attempt at sarcasm.

 

[Prince Charon]

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Dude, buy a brain so you can learn about verbal irony.

I saw no verbal irony here.

The thing about verbal irony.

It doesn't have to be spoken.

I saw no irony whatsoever.

Then you need to know the definition of irony.

Expressing something in a way different than and most often the opposite of true intentions.

No, what I saw was a piss-poor attempt at sarcasm.

Sarcasm and irony are very nearly the same thing, unless you're using definitions I'm not familiar with.

 

[Takerial]

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Dude, buy a brain so you can learn about verbal irony.

I saw no verbal irony here.

The thing about verbal irony.

It doesn't have to be spoken.

I saw no irony whatsoever.

Then you need to know the definition of irony.

Expressing something in a way different than and most often the opposite of true intentions.

No, what I saw was a piss-poor attempt at sarcasm.

Verbal Irony = Sarcasm

 

[Lord Raa]

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Sarcasm and irony are very nearly the same thing, unless you're using definitions I'm not familiar with.

Not quite, but they do tend to hang out together.

Verbal Irony = Sarcasm

If you say so, chief.

 

[Takerial]

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Umm yes, they do.

If you want to be technical, Sarcasm is a type of verbal irony. The other types are overstating and understating.

Trust me, I know.