The door to the store popped open and Kabuto again looked out, ôUhhàwe have a bit of a situation in hereö
Naruto sighed in exasperation, ôIÆm kind of busy right nowàbut tell me what the problem isö
The white haired nin rubbed his head nervously, ôSasuke and Itachi look like their about to attack each otherö
This received an eye roll from Naruto, ôI would be worried if those to didnÆt look like they were about to kill each other. Have Kisame and Temari calm them down.ö
Kabuto got more nervous, ôKisame and Temari are already making wagers with regards to the winner, so I donÆt think theyÆll be much help in defusing the situationö
Naruto looked up at the sky for a moment, then a proverbial light bulb appeared above his head, ôTry making the offhand comment that you heard somewhere that the Byakugan was superior to the Sharinganö
Naruto sighed in exasperation, ôIÆm kind of busy right nowàbut tell me what the problem isö
The white haired nin rubbed his head nervously, ôSasuke and Itachi look like their about to attack each otherö
This received an eye roll from Naruto, ôI would be worried if those to didnÆt look like they were about to kill each other. Have Kisame and Temari calm them down.ö
Kabuto got more nervous, ôKisame and Temari are already making wagers with regards to the winner, so I donÆt think theyÆll be much help in defusing the situationö
Naruto looked up at the sky for a moment, then a proverbial light bulb appeared above his head, ôTry making the offhand comment that you heard somewhere that the Byakugan was superior to the Sharinganö
Within the store, Kabuto found himself on the receiving end of a two-pronged attack.
Itachi and Sasuke were giving him the comprehensive list of all the reasons why the Sharingan was far more powerful than the byakugan. The two brothers had unconsciously fallen into a system where whenever one of them needed to breathe, the other would take over and continue the list.
Itachi and Sasuke were giving him the comprehensive list of all the reasons why the Sharingan was far more powerful than the byakugan. The two brothers had unconsciously fallen into a system where whenever one of them needed to breathe, the other would take over and continue the list.
Kisame dug through another one of the bags, and suddenly grinned in his unique sharky way, ôYou know what IÆm thinking right now?ö
ItachiÆs eyes narrowed sharply, ôYes, and this is NOT the timeö
Kabuto looked confused, ôWhat? ItÆs not the time for what?ö
The shark man held up a ripe tomato, ôTime for a SCMSö
The poor medic nin looked more confused, ôSCMS?ö
Itachi rolled his eyes, ôA special culinary munitions sparö
Kabuto tried to decipher this.
splat!
Pieces of tomato fell from KabutoÆs face and he suddenly got it.
Itachi cursed, ôKisame! This isnÆt theàö
splat!
Cool as ice, Itachi removed the tomato from his face, took a deep breath, pulled a dozen eggs out of his bag, opened them, grabbed two in each hand, and whipped them at his parter.
Kisame ducked and laughed, grabbing a bag of carrots and tearing it open.
Soon, Kabuto was ignored completely as the two Akatsuki clashed with various food groups.
The shark man hit upon a winning strategy of using carrots as kunai until Itachi broke out his spinning sausage links.
KisameÆs eyes narrowed, ôYes indeedààyour sausage nunchaku are quite fearsome, but they are no match for The Pickle of DOOMö
Itachi snorted, ôThe pickle of doom? What are you going to do with a pickle?ö
Kisame glanced sneakily over to where Temari sat against the tree asleep and reached into his duffle, pulling out a jar of what looked to Itachi to be perfectly normal pickles.
He slowly unscrewed the lid and drew one of the wet green vegetables out, and with a flick of his wrist, the pickle flew gracefully through the air, as if in slow motion, and smacked wetly into the side of TemariÆs face.
Her eyes snapped open and she suddenly became very awake.
Kisame quickly slid his jar back into his bag and yelled, ôItachi! How could you do that? Throw a pickle at a poor unsuspecting sleeping girl!ö
The still groggy Temari made a threatening guttural noise and glared sleepily at the Sharingan user. Then she started to get up, and Itachi took a step back.
Naruto walked into camp ten minutes later, to be greeted by the scene of Itachi lying face down on the ground. ôYou ok?ö
Itachi mumbled in a way that sounded vaguely like acknowledgement.
Naruto looked at the prone Itachi curiously, and then turned to Kisame, who was cleaning Samehada. ôWhat happened to him?ö
The shark man smirked, ôHe mocked the pickle of doomö
ôWha?ö
ôWe had a special culinary munitions sparö
Naruto looked at the various food products that lay everywhere, ôwhat exactly inspired you to do this?ö
ôItÆs a tactic to relieve stress and promote non-work relationships between Akatsuki pairs. Its also really funö
Itachi pushed himself up, ôThatÆs a matter of opinion, but I wonÆt deny IÆve been known to participate once in whileö
ItachiÆs eyes narrowed sharply, ôYes, and this is NOT the timeö
Kabuto looked confused, ôWhat? ItÆs not the time for what?ö
The shark man held up a ripe tomato, ôTime for a SCMSö
The poor medic nin looked more confused, ôSCMS?ö
Itachi rolled his eyes, ôA special culinary munitions sparö
Kabuto tried to decipher this.
splat!
Pieces of tomato fell from KabutoÆs face and he suddenly got it.
Itachi cursed, ôKisame! This isnÆt theàö
splat!
Cool as ice, Itachi removed the tomato from his face, took a deep breath, pulled a dozen eggs out of his bag, opened them, grabbed two in each hand, and whipped them at his parter.
Kisame ducked and laughed, grabbing a bag of carrots and tearing it open.
Soon, Kabuto was ignored completely as the two Akatsuki clashed with various food groups.
The shark man hit upon a winning strategy of using carrots as kunai until Itachi broke out his spinning sausage links.
KisameÆs eyes narrowed, ôYes indeedààyour sausage nunchaku are quite fearsome, but they are no match for The Pickle of DOOMö
Itachi snorted, ôThe pickle of doom? What are you going to do with a pickle?ö
Kisame glanced sneakily over to where Temari sat against the tree asleep and reached into his duffle, pulling out a jar of what looked to Itachi to be perfectly normal pickles.
He slowly unscrewed the lid and drew one of the wet green vegetables out, and with a flick of his wrist, the pickle flew gracefully through the air, as if in slow motion, and smacked wetly into the side of TemariÆs face.
Her eyes snapped open and she suddenly became very awake.
Kisame quickly slid his jar back into his bag and yelled, ôItachi! How could you do that? Throw a pickle at a poor unsuspecting sleeping girl!ö
The still groggy Temari made a threatening guttural noise and glared sleepily at the Sharingan user. Then she started to get up, and Itachi took a step back.
Naruto walked into camp ten minutes later, to be greeted by the scene of Itachi lying face down on the ground. ôYou ok?ö
Itachi mumbled in a way that sounded vaguely like acknowledgement.
Naruto looked at the prone Itachi curiously, and then turned to Kisame, who was cleaning Samehada. ôWhat happened to him?ö
The shark man smirked, ôHe mocked the pickle of doomö
ôWha?ö
ôWe had a special culinary munitions sparö
Naruto looked at the various food products that lay everywhere, ôwhat exactly inspired you to do this?ö
ôItÆs a tactic to relieve stress and promote non-work relationships between Akatsuki pairs. Its also really funö
Itachi pushed himself up, ôThatÆs a matter of opinion, but I wonÆt deny IÆve been known to participate once in whileö
Sasuke glared balefully at his brother, ôYo mama's so stupid, at bottom of application where it says Sign Here - she put Sagittariusö
Itachi glared back, ôYo mama's so stupid, I told her Christmas was just around the corner and she went looking for itö
SasukeÆs eyes narrowed, ôYo mama's so fat, her ass has it's own congressmanö
ItachiÆs hands tightened into fists, ôYo mama's so fat, she fills up the bath tub, and then she turns on the waterö
Sasuke activated his Sharingan, ôYo mama's so ugly, people go as her for Halloweenö
Itachi did likewise, ôYo mama's so ugly, they put her face on a poster for abstinenceö
Naruto and Temari were watching with bemusement and confusion respectively.
Temari glanced at Naruto self-consciously, ôThose two are brothers, right?ö
Naruto nodded, ôYeahö
ôSo they have the sameàö
ôYeahö
Temari paused for a moment and shook her head, ôThese people confuse meö
Itachi glared back, ôYo mama's so stupid, I told her Christmas was just around the corner and she went looking for itö
SasukeÆs eyes narrowed, ôYo mama's so fat, her ass has it's own congressmanö
ItachiÆs hands tightened into fists, ôYo mama's so fat, she fills up the bath tub, and then she turns on the waterö
Sasuke activated his Sharingan, ôYo mama's so ugly, people go as her for Halloweenö
Itachi did likewise, ôYo mama's so ugly, they put her face on a poster for abstinenceö
Naruto and Temari were watching with bemusement and confusion respectively.
Temari glanced at Naruto self-consciously, ôThose two are brothers, right?ö
Naruto nodded, ôYeahö
ôSo they have the sameàö
ôYeahö
Temari paused for a moment and shook her head, ôThese people confuse meö
