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goldenarms

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nixofcyzerra said:
Years of some expenses but no income have dwindled the Uchiha fortune. Sakura exploding a dozen houses finished it off.

Seriously, I want you to take a moment to imagine someone with super-strength... and pregnancy mood swings.
Just to note, Sakura doesn't have super-strength, just a perfectly-timed Megaton Punch.

And it's entirely possible the Uchiha weren't as insanely weaalthy as one would think, given they were a clan that was forcibly put into a position of monitoring and the like. Everything they had was basically what they had brought with them, or built from the ground up, and not all Uchiha were ninja, as it seems -- we saw two running a bakery, which would be a terrible waste of ocular power. Factor in funeral costs, lack of wills, and debtors collecting on every dime and collateral they could get, and you might be looking at a piddly cash inheritance overall.
 
The Sharingan was supposed to be uncommon even among the Uchiha. And the owners were old, so they might have been retired ninja.

Last, nowhere it's stated it's something bad not becoming a ninja- it's perfectly possible most Uchiha weren't ninja... or, IMHO more likely, most became ninja but retired young when it was obvious they weren't made for that career.

There is also the fact the Uchiha were relegated to the outskirt of the village after Ninetails: their finances taking a big hit might have been yet another reason behind the attempted golpe.
 

Knyght

The Collector
goldenarms said:
nixofcyzerra said:
Years of some expenses but no income have dwindled the Uchiha fortune. Sakura exploding a dozen houses finished it off.

Seriously, I want you to take a moment to imagine someone with super-strength... and pregnancy mood swings.
Just to note, Sakura doesn't have super-strength, just a perfectly-timed Megaton Punch.
I'd be suprised and disappointed if Sakura hadn't upgraded to super strength along the way.
 

goldenarms

Well-Known Member
knight504 said:
goldenarms said:
nixofcyzerra said:
Years of some expenses but no income have dwindled the Uchiha fortune. Sakura exploding a dozen houses finished it off.

Seriously, I want you to take a moment to imagine someone with super-strength... and pregnancy mood swings.
Just to note, Sakura doesn't have super-strength, just a perfectly-timed Megaton Punch.
I'd be suprised and disappointed if Sakura hadn't upgraded to super strength along the way.
She'd likely have to experiment on herself a lot, much like Tsunade likely did. Except chasing after Sasuke and having a kid along the way wouldn't exactly give her that kind of time, so I wouldn't really be all that miffed. Besides, haven't we stolen enough from Tsunade as it was? Let her have at least that...
 

Knyght

The Collector
Hell nah. She's already enough of a loser as it is, if she's not going to amount to anything than a carbon copy of Tsunade than she can damn well get on her level at least. And I'm talking by the time of the War Arc, not the New Era.
 
Actually, I suspect she graduated to Super Strength when she completed the Byakugo Seal.
 

goldenarms

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knight504 said:
Hell nah. She's already enough of a loser as it is, if she's not going to amount to anything than a carbon copy of Tsunade than she can damn well get on her level at least.
She basically exceeded Tsunade by the time the War started, and without any super-strength to slam buildings onto people's heads. Besides, it's not like Tsunade chased after Orochimaru and gave birth to his babies, so Sakura really doesn't need to swipe super-strength.
 
MoB posts a series of Jedi!Naruto pics here. I'm just posting the ones he didn't cover, as well as other works from G-Matoshi's page.











 
I... don't really get the lesson, personally. Or when she supposedly got it.
So, a long-haired person grabs her by it and talks to her about how softer than her own it is while she is weaker, so she probably spent more time caring for it than training. So she cuts her hair out to escape and never grows it again. Later gives the lecture she got to Ino herself, trying to show herself as more mature.
Later, three of the strongest living ninjas in Konoha have long hair, Tsunade's two braids being the shorter of the sannin. Tsunade is also her teacher, and she supposedly became better than her.

I really think she took Kin's comment about caring more for her hair than for training too literally and liking the short-hair result. Really, the other excuses for short hair were fan-made as far as I know.
 
Yorae Rasante said:
I... don't really get the lesson, personally. Or when she supposedly got it.
So, a long-haired person grabs her by it and talks to her about how softer than her own it is while she is weaker, so she probably spent more time caring for it than training. So she cuts her hair out to escape and never grows it again. Later gives the lecture she got to Ino herself, trying to show herself as more mature.
Later, three of the strongest living ninjas in Konoha have long hair, Tsunade's two braids being the shorter of the sannin. Tsunade is also her teacher, and she supposedly became better than her.

I really think she took Kin's comment about caring more for her hair than for training too literally and liking the short-hair result. Really, the other excuses for short hair were fan-made as far as I know.
Would have been really hilarious if that scene when down like this:

Kin: "Oh, your hair is so soft! You must spend more time caring for it than you do training!"

Sakura: "Yeah, I do... because if I don't..." [hair suddenly lashes around Kin's wrist]

Kin: "Wh-wh-what!"

Sakura: [grin] "...it gets a little... testy..."

And Sakura's hair goes all Millia Rage on Kin's ass.

Sakura: "Now you know why my hair is always pink." [hair absorbing the blood] "So, you got something to say about the hair?"

Zaku and Dosu: [backing away slowly] "N-No ma'am!"
 

AJ_Katon

Well-Known Member
Hot dang! Those are amazing.

And Rock Lee as the Green Ranger. All is right in the World.
 

Knyght

The Collector


Found myself wondering if Gaara's rape face(s) would look even freakier as a girl.  :crazy:
 
That is a ridiculous-looking Kushina. Seriously, she looks more like a Geisha than the Bloody Habanero.
 

da_fox2279

California Crackpot
goldenarms said:
You know, it's like the artist wanted to design the characters as American comic book superheroes... Or fantasy rpg characters.
 
Because unlike Tenten, Hinata actually gets screen-time?
 
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