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Andrew Joshua Talon

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#29
Same here. Two awesome stories updated on the same day and someone who's mom won't die of cancer. Good day already.
 
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Souffle

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Andrew Joshua Talon said:
Chapter 2 of Harry Potter and the Combat Butler is up. And I finally worked the word butler into the story.

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"Too bloody believable," Harry commented dryly. "Maybe I should break into 'Hakuna Matata' at being kept ignorant."

"Not a bad idea at all Harry," Castor agreed with a roll of his eyes. "After all no knowledge means no worries right."

"Especially with a homicidal manic after me," Harry agreed with a nod. "So why did Sirius stop you."

Hermione pouted a little as she had already begun to hum along to the song.
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Ah hahahahaa ph god this had me chuckling for far too many minutes
 
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Andrew Joshua Talon

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#33
Souffle said:
Andrew Joshua Talon said:
Chapter 2 of Harry Potter and the Combat Butler is up. And I finally worked the word butler into the story.

Chapter 2
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"Too bloody believable," Harry commented dryly. "Maybe I should break into 'Hakuna Matata' at being kept ignorant."

"Not a bad idea at all Harry," Castor agreed with a roll of his eyes. "After all no knowledge means no worries right."

"Especially with a homicidal manic after me," Harry agreed with a nod. "So why did Sirius stop you."

Hermione pouted a little as she had already begun to hum along to the song.
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Ah hahahahaa ph god this had me chuckling for far too many minutes
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Thank fitzgerald for that one. Third chapter should hopefully be mostly written by me, with help from SoftRogue.

In which Castor begins work on the "butler" side of his duties... :evil2:
 
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Dumbledork

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Luthorne said:
Chapter 40 of Unsing Hero is out, for those who enjoy it.
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I'm reading the story at the moment (just finished chapter 20) and it is interesting although completely unrealistic. Come on.... no one interested in Harry? Not even his parents? That's really har to believe. If he were somewhat neglected that could still be plausible but everyone doing like he doesn't exist... bullshit. And especially Dumbledore should know better. As I'm still reading I'd say that either Dumbledore knows the truth and uses Daniel as bait to protect Harry or he's even more incompetent than in the books.
 
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tigros40208

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#38
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Dumbledork said:
Luthorne said:
Chapter 40 of Unsing Hero is out, for those who enjoy it.
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I'm reading the story at the moment (just finished chapter 20) and it is interesting although completely unrealistic. Come on.... no one interested in Harry? Not even his parents? That's really har to believe. If he were somewhat neglected that could still be plausible but everyone doing like he doesn't exist... bullshit. And especially Dumbledore should know better. As I'm still reading I'd say that either Dumbledore knows the truth and uses Daniel as bait to protect Harry or he's even more incompetent than in the books.
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Dumbeldore was pretty stupid in the books. Well everyone in the books was pretty stupid.
 
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Luthorne

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#39
Eh, it's not my favorite Harry Potter fanfic, but it's at least mildly interesting...though, personally, I think it ought to wrap itself up sometime soon, it's getting a bit too long. :huh.:
 
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tigros40208

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Luthorne said:
Eh, it's not my favorite Harry Potter fanfic, but it's at least mildly interesting...though, personally, I think it ought to wrap itself up sometime soon, it's getting a bit too long. :huh.:
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Supposedly they are down to the last few chapters. Probaly no more than 3 or 4.
 
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Luthorne

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#46
#46
New Chapter of Black Comedy! All hail!

ôYour legs were severely damaged, Lord Black,ö the healer explained. ôThe injuries were serious enough that we were forced to vanish all the bones from your pelvis down and grow them back. The tissue damage varied-ö

ôOh god, oh god,ö Sirius started to panic.

ôYour penis is fine,ö Harry exasperatedly assured him.

Sirius let out a long breath, before a thought crossed his mind. ôWait!ö

ôTesticulars too.ö

Sirius sighed in relaxation. ôPhew.ö
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Dumbledork

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#47
Excellent chapter. Although they could have used muggle methods, e.g. drugs (like chloroform), a gun with a suppressor, or a garrote to name but a few to easily deal with the Malfoys.
 
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Luthorne

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#48
#48
Possibly; however, they may have decided that it was better not to take the risk; after all, who knows what kind of wards the Malfoys might have in their bedrooms? Plus, of course, the more complex any plan is, the more things that can go wrong with it.

Now, maybe we can finally find out who the hell 'That Fucker' is! :ph43r:
 
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Dumbledork

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#49
I have three guesses actually, Harry Potter, Neville Longbottom, but the most plausible would be Sirius Black (yes, they are supposed to be dead, but in this story everything is possible). But I wouldn't be surprised if it was Ron (as I said, everything is possible).
 
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kingdark

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#50
#50
Dumbledork said:
I have three guesses actually, Harry Potter, Neville Longbottom, but the most plausible would be Sirius Black (yes, they are supposed to be dead, but in this story everything is possible). But I wouldn't be surprised if it was Ron (as I said, everything is possible).
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yhea I agree,
hell, it could even be a death eater that decided that voldie sucks?
 
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