Hellmouth Looping
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Huh, just started watchng Vandred on Youtube, may be able to work that into a loop now that I'm getting my muse back. In the meantime may I present the trials and tribulations of Robers Snyder.
ôXander, do you know why Principal Snyder is carrying around a large duffle bag?ö asked Willow as one of her most hated enemies passed her in the hall.
ôNow what makes you think I know anything about the mindset of our beloved head education?ö
ôBecause you had THAT smile when you saw him. The last time you smiled like that was right before I found the Master curled into the fetal position whimpering about naughty tentacle monsters. I have learned that smile is not conducive to the physical and mental wellbeing of anyone who is on your bad side,ö answered Buffy.
ôAnd that lesson will serve you better in life than anything the teachers will tell you here at Hellmouth High,ö answered Xander as he pulled out a video camera. ôNow I need to make sure to get this on tape if I want it on the five oÆclock news, so if you would be so kind as to make sure the students donÆt trample anyone when the fun starts.ö
Three seconds later every speaker in the school came to life and a song some of the students recognized began to play.
ôThis is the song that doesnÆt end
Yes it goes on and on my friends
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
And theyÆll continue singing it forever just because
This is the song that doesnÆt end
Yes it goes on and on my friendsö
It was at this point that Robert Snyder, Principal of Sunnydale High let out a scream that a human can only make when their mind well and truly breaks. In an instant he removed the double barreled shotgun he had hidden in the duffle bag and began to shoot the speakers, completely ignoring the panicking students around him.
For his part Xander simply continued to smile as he calmly filmed the meltdown, knowing there was no way in hell that the Mayor would be able to cover this up. Idly he wondered if he could get a similar affect from making Angelus listen to the Barney theme.
ôXander, do you know why Principal Snyder is carrying around a large duffle bag?ö asked Willow as one of her most hated enemies passed her in the hall.
ôNow what makes you think I know anything about the mindset of our beloved head education?ö
ôBecause you had THAT smile when you saw him. The last time you smiled like that was right before I found the Master curled into the fetal position whimpering about naughty tentacle monsters. I have learned that smile is not conducive to the physical and mental wellbeing of anyone who is on your bad side,ö answered Buffy.
ôAnd that lesson will serve you better in life than anything the teachers will tell you here at Hellmouth High,ö answered Xander as he pulled out a video camera. ôNow I need to make sure to get this on tape if I want it on the five oÆclock news, so if you would be so kind as to make sure the students donÆt trample anyone when the fun starts.ö
Three seconds later every speaker in the school came to life and a song some of the students recognized began to play.
ôThis is the song that doesnÆt end
Yes it goes on and on my friends
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
And theyÆll continue singing it forever just because
This is the song that doesnÆt end
Yes it goes on and on my friendsö
It was at this point that Robert Snyder, Principal of Sunnydale High let out a scream that a human can only make when their mind well and truly breaks. In an instant he removed the double barreled shotgun he had hidden in the duffle bag and began to shoot the speakers, completely ignoring the panicking students around him.
For his part Xander simply continued to smile as he calmly filmed the meltdown, knowing there was no way in hell that the Mayor would be able to cover this up. Idly he wondered if he could get a similar affect from making Angelus listen to the Barney theme.
It has to be Buffy!verse Janus as a god of chaos. Or Loki. Loki would work too.
The first thing Xander ever said to Loki when he met him said something about the Hellmouth anchor. Nobody is quite sure what it said exactly, but it did say something about him.
"Awesome. You wore the horned hat!" Xander exclaimed with a smile as if visit from the Norse God of Mischief were a common occurrence.
Loki, resplendent in his green and gold armor smirked as he tipped his horned helmet to Xander as he responded, "I figured that after all you've done to entertain me and Sigyn both that the least I could do was show up in my Marvelverse form."
"This is so much cooler than Skuld showing up to try to molest Ranma. I can hardly wait for the next fused loop to tell everyone. I mean lately Urd doesn't even want to deal with me and when she sends Belldanady I actually feel bad about the stuff I've pulled," Xander babbled excitedly.
"Yes, well, boys will be boys," Loki replied with an indulgent smile.
"So is there any word on the mess that started all this or is this just a divine meet and greet?" Xander asked as he tried to keep himself from asking Loki for an autograph.
"More the latter at this time. The forces that started the loops are still being studied and frankly Kami-sama doesn't seem overly concerned with correcting the issue, so most of us are just enjoying the ride. And as I said, my wife and I both like what you're doing here," Loki replied with a shrug.
"Okay, given what I've been doing to Snyder and Deadboy I can see you liking it, but wasn't your wife a total white hat? I'm pretty sure I'm too crazy anymore to be called a good guy. None of the loopers can pull that off except for maybe Ichigo," Xander asked with a cock of his head.
"Ah, but remember that dear Sigyn is a goddess of loyalty and fidelity. Everything you've done is out of loyalty to your friends. Given how long you've been at this now without faltering she's somewhere between wanting to name you her avatar and wanting to adopt you. I have to admit that were it possible I'd be pushing for the second. If anyone could get Hel to cheer up it would be you," Loki answered.
"Nice. So, since this is mostly social, you want to help me prank Deadboy and Spike this time instead of just watching?" Xander offered with wicked grin.
Loki considered how much trouble he would get in, both with the Allfather and with Heaven in general, before he matched Xander's grin with one of his own and replied, "Sounds like fun. Want me to teach you a spell that will make a vampire's hair fall out?"
And thus the world was doomed... I mean a new friendship was forged.
The first thing Xander ever said to Loki when he met him said something about the Hellmouth anchor. Nobody is quite sure what it said exactly, but it did say something about him.
"Awesome. You wore the horned hat!" Xander exclaimed with a smile as if visit from the Norse God of Mischief were a common occurrence.
Loki, resplendent in his green and gold armor smirked as he tipped his horned helmet to Xander as he responded, "I figured that after all you've done to entertain me and Sigyn both that the least I could do was show up in my Marvelverse form."
"This is so much cooler than Skuld showing up to try to molest Ranma. I can hardly wait for the next fused loop to tell everyone. I mean lately Urd doesn't even want to deal with me and when she sends Belldanady I actually feel bad about the stuff I've pulled," Xander babbled excitedly.
"Yes, well, boys will be boys," Loki replied with an indulgent smile.
"So is there any word on the mess that started all this or is this just a divine meet and greet?" Xander asked as he tried to keep himself from asking Loki for an autograph.
"More the latter at this time. The forces that started the loops are still being studied and frankly Kami-sama doesn't seem overly concerned with correcting the issue, so most of us are just enjoying the ride. And as I said, my wife and I both like what you're doing here," Loki replied with a shrug.
"Okay, given what I've been doing to Snyder and Deadboy I can see you liking it, but wasn't your wife a total white hat? I'm pretty sure I'm too crazy anymore to be called a good guy. None of the loopers can pull that off except for maybe Ichigo," Xander asked with a cock of his head.
"Ah, but remember that dear Sigyn is a goddess of loyalty and fidelity. Everything you've done is out of loyalty to your friends. Given how long you've been at this now without faltering she's somewhere between wanting to name you her avatar and wanting to adopt you. I have to admit that were it possible I'd be pushing for the second. If anyone could get Hel to cheer up it would be you," Loki answered.
"Nice. So, since this is mostly social, you want to help me prank Deadboy and Spike this time instead of just watching?" Xander offered with wicked grin.
Loki considered how much trouble he would get in, both with the Allfather and with Heaven in general, before he matched Xander's grin with one of his own and replied, "Sounds like fun. Want me to teach you a spell that will make a vampire's hair fall out?"
And thus the world was doomed... I mean a new friendship was forged.
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Question: If Xander became death incarnate does that mean he is the boss of the Shinigami.
Also we need a loop were Xander meets at least Grim Adventures!Eris and Loki as his divine guides who make him their avatar simply because he causes chaos.
Another Idea: Xander gets stuck in a Fate/Stay loop with Shirou
Also we need a loop were Xander meets at least Grim Adventures!Eris and Loki as his divine guides who make him their avatar simply because he causes chaos.
Another Idea: Xander gets stuck in a Fate/Stay loop with Shirou
"Okay. So what, exactly, is your costume again?" Buffy asked as the trio headed off toward the school to pick up their packs of trick or treaters.
Xander had to hold in his chuckle as he responded. Sure, it was cheating and probably wouldn't work, but he was going for the gusto this loop. Hence, one viking helmet bought on the cheap at Ethan's, black pants, and a green t-shirt with the words "Prince of Mischief" written on it in gold marker later, and Xander had his costume. "I'm going as a child of Loki and Sigyn from the Norse pantheon. Not Vali or Narfi, though. I'm going as Loki and Sigyn's adopted son. If they had one," Xander replied for the fifth time.
"Uh...huh," Buffy replied with a confused look. "And you don't think Snyder will get on you for that?"
"Like he wouldn't anyway?" Xander asked with a shrug.
"Point taken," Buffy responded, her curiosity mollified for at least another two minutes.
Meanwhile...
"No, Loki," Janus insisted with his arms crossed. He was all for a bit of fun, but this would set loose the kind of system bugs that would get Skuld coming after him with her mallet instead of them. And, unlike Loki, he was not inclined to antagonize someone wielding ANY version of Mjolnir.
"Think of the possibilities. Don't give up before the game is even played. What kind of god of chaos are you supposed to be?" Loki wheedled.
"More one of doorways or beginnings and endings than one of madness. One that incidentally does not want a mallet-sama to the head ending ME," Janus insisted.
"How about if I try to set you up with Hela? You two could discuss the issues you face dealing with having two faces," Loki offered.
And thus the argument continued, which conveniently distracted Janus much the same way a naked Ranma was distracting Skuld and Urd a reality or two over as Sigyn and Eris worked a bit of spellwork of their own.
"Are you sure we couldn't get any help with this? It would work best with three," Eris complained as the pair worked as fast as they dared.
"Janus would notice if Loki split himself and wonder why he had bothered. And the only one we would be able to get on short notice that wouldn't tattle would be the closest local version of Amora from the nearest Marvel Universe. Do you want to share him with a version of the Enchantress once the loops are broken and his newfound divinity takes root?" Sigyn asked without breaking her pace with her spellwork.
"Ugh. Point. Sharing I can do. Dealing with a creepy evil version of 'Dite? No thanks," Eris groused.
"It's just a pity this won't have immediately lasting effects for him, though. I mean, there will be a small jump in magical potential and a slightly bigger well of power for him to build on, but to be Aesir for part of a night only to lose it. I do not envy my new son," Sigyn lamented.
"He'll be fine. The way he rolls with the punches is half of what makes him so fun. I can't wait to see how he'll handle this, even for part of a night. It will be a riot," Eris insisted with a dark grin.
Xander had to hold in his chuckle as he responded. Sure, it was cheating and probably wouldn't work, but he was going for the gusto this loop. Hence, one viking helmet bought on the cheap at Ethan's, black pants, and a green t-shirt with the words "Prince of Mischief" written on it in gold marker later, and Xander had his costume. "I'm going as a child of Loki and Sigyn from the Norse pantheon. Not Vali or Narfi, though. I'm going as Loki and Sigyn's adopted son. If they had one," Xander replied for the fifth time.
"Uh...huh," Buffy replied with a confused look. "And you don't think Snyder will get on you for that?"
"Like he wouldn't anyway?" Xander asked with a shrug.
"Point taken," Buffy responded, her curiosity mollified for at least another two minutes.
Meanwhile...
"No, Loki," Janus insisted with his arms crossed. He was all for a bit of fun, but this would set loose the kind of system bugs that would get Skuld coming after him with her mallet instead of them. And, unlike Loki, he was not inclined to antagonize someone wielding ANY version of Mjolnir.
"Think of the possibilities. Don't give up before the game is even played. What kind of god of chaos are you supposed to be?" Loki wheedled.
"More one of doorways or beginnings and endings than one of madness. One that incidentally does not want a mallet-sama to the head ending ME," Janus insisted.
"How about if I try to set you up with Hela? You two could discuss the issues you face dealing with having two faces," Loki offered.
And thus the argument continued, which conveniently distracted Janus much the same way a naked Ranma was distracting Skuld and Urd a reality or two over as Sigyn and Eris worked a bit of spellwork of their own.
"Are you sure we couldn't get any help with this? It would work best with three," Eris complained as the pair worked as fast as they dared.
"Janus would notice if Loki split himself and wonder why he had bothered. And the only one we would be able to get on short notice that wouldn't tattle would be the closest local version of Amora from the nearest Marvel Universe. Do you want to share him with a version of the Enchantress once the loops are broken and his newfound divinity takes root?" Sigyn asked without breaking her pace with her spellwork.
"Ugh. Point. Sharing I can do. Dealing with a creepy evil version of 'Dite? No thanks," Eris groused.
"It's just a pity this won't have immediately lasting effects for him, though. I mean, there will be a small jump in magical potential and a slightly bigger well of power for him to build on, but to be Aesir for part of a night only to lose it. I do not envy my new son," Sigyn lamented.
"He'll be fine. The way he rolls with the punches is half of what makes him so fun. I can't wait to see how he'll handle this, even for part of a night. It will be a riot," Eris insisted with a dark grin.
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