crazyfoxdemon said:
Practically every other looper has some cosmic entity fawning over them... Xander should have one too.. But who should it be... Hmm.. I know.. Let's have it be the First Evil..
It has to be Buffy!verse Janus as a god of chaos. Or Loki. Loki would work too.
The first thing Xander ever said to Loki when he met him said something about the Hellmouth anchor. Nobody is quite sure what it said exactly, but it did say something about him.
"Awesome. You wore the horned hat!" Xander exclaimed with a smile as if visit from the Norse God of Mischief were a common occurrence.
Loki, resplendent in his green and gold armor smirked as he tipped his horned helmet to Xander as he responded, "I figured that after all you've done to entertain me and Sigyn both that the least I could do was show up in my Marvelverse form."
"This is so much cooler than Skuld showing up to try to molest Ranma. I can hardly wait for the next fused loop to tell everyone. I mean lately Urd doesn't even want to deal with me and when she sends Belldanady I actually feel bad about the stuff I've pulled," Xander babbled excitedly.
"Yes, well, boys will be boys," Loki replied with an indulgent smile.
"So is there any word on the mess that started all this or is this just a divine meet and greet?" Xander asked as he tried to keep himself from asking Loki for an autograph.
"More the latter at this time. The forces that started the loops are still being studied and frankly Kami-sama doesn't seem overly concerned with correcting the issue, so most of us are just enjoying the ride. And as I said, my wife and I both like what you're doing here," Loki replied with a shrug.
"Okay, given what I've been doing to Snyder and Deadboy I can see you liking it, but wasn't your wife a total white hat? I'm pretty sure I'm too crazy anymore to be called a good guy. None of the loopers can pull that off except for maybe Ichigo," Xander asked with a cock of his head.
"Ah, but remember that dear Sigyn is a goddess of loyalty and fidelity. Everything you've done is out of loyalty to your friends. Given how long you've been at this now without faltering she's somewhere between wanting to name you her avatar and wanting to adopt you. I have to admit that were it possible I'd be pushing for the second. If anyone could get Hel to cheer up it would be you," Loki answered.
"Nice. So, since this is mostly social, you want to help me prank Deadboy and Spike this time instead of just watching?" Xander offered with wicked grin.
Loki considered how much trouble he would get in, both with the Allfather and with Heaven in general, before he matched Xander's grin with one of his own and replied, "Sounds like fun. Want me to teach you a spell that will make a vampire's hair fall out?"
And thus the world was doomed... I mean a new friendship was forged.