Akamatsuverse Love Hina Loops

[Andrew Joshua Talon]

Eh, let's just get back to having fun, with something I haven't seen done before.

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"Brother, I... I must admit, I-" Kanako began, but Keitaro held up a hand.

"I know what you're going to say, Kanako," he said. Kanako's cheeks flushed.

"You... You do?"

"Yes... And I'd just like to say..." He glanced over at the other girls, all gathered around, all watching. Ah, so apparently he'd looped to this point... Him talking to all the girls at once after returning from America.

Well, enough experience with Kanako made his next words clear.

"You're a crazy bitch, you know that right?"

Kanako's jaw dropped and her eyes widened. "I... It... What?"

"Seriously Kanako, we're brother and sister," Keitaro said flatly. "Maybe not biologically but you are my sister emotionally. I don't fuck my sisters."

Well, a few loops he'd screwed Haruka out of curiosity, but emotionally it wasn't the same-Haruka may as well have been his neighbor as far as their connection went. Besides, they were technically cousins, and that wasn't illegal.

"But-But-But I love you!" Kanako insisted.

"And I love you, but not to the point I'd want to marry you and have babies," Keitaro said. "Plus... You basically drove all of the people I care about out of the Hinata Sou just to have me to yourself. That's not endearing, that's creepy."

"But they-they all abuse you! They mistreat you! They insult you!" Kanako growled, waving her hand at his tenants. Keitaro looked over at them, each in turn.

"Yes, you're right," Keitaro confirmed. "They've abused me due to their own issues, emotionally and physically..." He looked right at Naru, and she flinched.

"They've hurt me out of fear and insecurity," he continued, looking right at Motoko but he glanced back at on Naru. The swordswoman looked miserable. He looked over at Kitsune. "They've abused my trust, stolen from me."

Mitsune flinched at that. He looked over at Mutsumi, who looked serene.

"They've allowed the abuse to go on," he said, looking between Mutsumi and Shinobu. The former frowned, looking hurt. The latter looked like she might burst into tears, but was trying as hard as she could not to. His gaze settled on Su.

"Or they've abused me for childish reasons," Keitaro said. Su looked hurt. Keitaro's eyes turned back to Kanako, who looked quite smug. Almost triumphant.

"But the truth is I love them all," he said. "I'd rather die, than forsake any one of them... Any one of them, I'd be honored, and blessed, to be their husband."

Every person in the room looked completely, totally shocked. Keitaro's eyes narrowed at Kanako.

"But they never, ever did anything you did, Kanako-chan," he said in a strong, stern voice. "Not like you pulled. I love you very much, Kanako, but I'm not going to be your husband and I'm not forsaking any of them. I'm your brother... Please, understand that."

Kanako stared, twitching all over. Keitaro recognized it as the precursor to a nervous breakdown. He wrapped his arms around her, and held her as she broke down crying.

"O-Onii-chan... Onii-chan...!" She sobbed. Keitaro sighed, and rubbed her back.

"It's okay Imouto-chan... It's okay...."

- - - - - -

Apparently Keitaro breaking the news like that had been a lot worse for her than Keitaro simply choosing Naru on Mol Mol. No, this had resulted in Kanako going batshit crazy. As she was carted away in an ambulance, Keitaro sighed, looking down at the ground. He sensed the rest of the girls behind him, and turned around to face them.

"... So... All of us?" Naru asked. Keitaro nodded.

"Yeah..."

"So... Um... Who are you going to choose?" Shinobu dared to ask. Keitaro thought about it, and shrugged.

"Well..." He sighed deeply, bowing his head. "I... I don't want to lose... Anyone else... But I can't..." He shook his head and mentally, he laughed at the preposterous notion.

"What?" Naru asked.

... Well, if it failed, it'd just reset.

"I don't want to lose any of you... So... Do I have to choose?" He asked. He looked between all the girls. "I mean... I know, it's not... Conventional... Maybe it's even selfish, but-"

"I agree," Kitsune said. Keitaro blinked, and she shrugged with a small smile. "Who am I to break us up like that?"

"... Me too," Motoko said. "I... I would be willing... To share..."

"M-Me too," Shinobu said softly.

"As long as we're all happy... Ara... I'll be happy," Mutsumi said.

"Is how things are done on Mol Mol... Su would love to have sister wives, like Momma and other Momma," Su said with a broad smile.

Everyone looked at Naru. She flushed, looked between them all. Keitaro mentally shook his head.

No way she'd accept it... Not selfish, jealous, crazy-

"If... If it makes everyone happy...?" Naru smiled. "I... Well... Why not?" She looked at Keitaro. "Unless you want to wait around for your Promised Girl?"

Keitaro's jaw actually dropped. He pinched himself. He looked around at all the girls twice more. He then shook his head and smiled.

"Seriously?"

Naru smiled and nodded. She then huffed. "Don't think this will just let you-MMPH?!"

Keitaro gave her a deep, soul searing kiss, running his fingers down her spine and activating all her pleasure pressure points. He did the same thing to every other girl, rendering them speechless, before he jumped away and began to dance.

"BEST! LOOP! EVER!" He crowed. All of them accepting this? Without any prodding or manipulation on his part?! This was AWESOME!

"WOO HOO! YEE HAA! I-WOAH!"

Well... Until they all jumped him at once.

"My turn!"

"I get him first!"

"Get your hands off that! MINE!"

"I will have him first!"

"Su want ride Ronin Banana FIRST!"

He sighed, tears running down his cheeks. He really should've known better...

 

[blackkyuubi]

*golf clap*

 

[Andrew Joshua Talon]

*golf clap*

 

[Innortal]

*golf clap*

Yep, some view hurting Kanako as kicking a stalker-puppy. They were probably hoping she'd be volunteering to help Onii-chan practice his ero-techniques.

 

[Andrew Joshua Talon]

*golf clap*

Yep, some view hurting Kanako as kicking a stalker-puppy. They were probably hoping she'd be volunteering to help Onii-chan practice his ero-techniques.

Well, I wanted to do something different... Guess it did become a little more serious than I intended.

 

[Nanya]

*golf clap*

I liked it. ^_^

 

[kevinasher]

*golf clap*

I liked it. ^_^

As did I. I hate Kanako like I hate being told I'm going to die...

 

[Andrew Joshua Talon]

Well, we've had Keitaro get some revenge on all the other girls-Why not on his creepy sister who wants to bed him?

 

[Innortal]

Why'd you say that. Now I got the creepy idea in my head for this line:

"Um, Kanako-sempai," whimpered Shinobu. "Can you teach me to stalk Keitaro-sempai like you do?"

 

[Andrew Joshua Talon]

Why'd you say that. Now I got the creepy idea in my head for this line:

"Um, Kanako-sempai," whimpered Shinobu. "Can you teach me to stalk Keitaro-sempai like you do?"

Because I'm awesome? ^_^

 

[Innortal]

Why'd you say that.? Now I got the creepy idea in my head for this line:

"Um, Kanako-sempai," whimpered Shinobu.? "Can you teach me to stalk Keitaro-sempai like you do?"

Because I'm awesome? ^_^

That goes without saying.

 

[Andrew Joshua Talon]

Why'd you say that.á Now I got the creepy idea in my head for this line:

"Um, Kanako-sempai," whimpered Shinobu.á "Can you teach me to stalk Keitaro-sempai like you do?"

Because I'm awesome? ^_^

That goes without saying.

Gracias, Innortal.

Aha... Perhaps a good loop idea would be Keitaro Urashima as a licensed psychologist coming to the Hinata Sou. Boy, that would be twisted...

 

[DrTempo]

AJT,,,that's the first time I've seen the Tenchi Solution used in a Love Hina situation.

 

[Andrew Joshua Talon]

AJT,,,that's the first time I've seen the Tenchi Solution used in a Love Hina situation.

Well, it does clear everything up quite nicely.

 

[PCHeintz72]

I understood and liked the first part, I understood and liked the second part.


But the mix in the same loop I did not care for... morally it paints a confusing picture.

Here he is, turning down his sister, saying he loves her, but does not want sex with her due to her relation to him.... but then turns around and arranges for a harem scenario with everyone but her... also against Japanese law.

I thought it overly cruel.

 

[kevinasher]

I understood and liked the first part, I understood and liked the second part.


But the mix in the same loop I did not care for... morally it paints a confusing picture.

Here he is, turning down his sister, saying he loves her, but does not want sex with her due to her relation to him.... but then turns around and arranges for a harem scenario with everyone but her... also against Japanese law.

I thought it overly cruel.

I find Kanako's stalking excessively batshit crazy, so that's fair in my book.

 

[Innortal]

ôSo à you are not Lamba Lu?ö Amalla Su growled.

Keitaro blinked as reality slid into focus, allowing him to look around and see where he was. For some odd reason, it was as if he at times seemed to be leading two lives. The best way to tell was usually who was living in the dorms when he arrived.

Seeing the two princesses of Molmol staring at him, he had a pretty good idea which timeline he was in, where he was at, and when it was.

So nodding his headùmainly to stave off the smiling pet albino alligator Shiro, who might take any prolonged displeasure of his owner as reason to bite the Looping ronin.

ôThatà Thatà THAT!!!ö she growled.

ôYeah!ö cried Kaolla. ôI get the perverted ronin all on my own!ö With that, the youngest Princess wrapped her legs around his waist and started to rub her cheek against his.

While Kaolla cooed and Amalla ranted, Keitaro took a moment to consider his options.

Option 1: insist on immediately returning to Japan and back to the girls. Nope! Besides, let Lamba be forced to fix some things.

Option 2: defect to Molmol and spend the rest of his days as a royal guest, being served by tanned beauties in small bikinis. Not bad.

Option 3? ôAmalla, may I suggest a Japanese tradition for when your significant other screws you over?ö

ôWhat tradition?ö asked Amalla.

Keitaro smiled. ôGet blinding drunk while complaining about them!ö

ôPARTY!ö cried Kaolla.

<hr>

Lamba Luùknown as Keitaro Urashima during this deep-cover operation on foreign soilùwas lounging with the other residents in the TV room, enjoying the local news.

ôAnd a bit of happiness in world news today, Tai,ö stated the female anchor. ôIt seems a royal wedding occurred today.ö

Lamba blinked. He hadnÆt been aware of any other impending weddings.

ôToday, the Crown Princesses of Molmol, Amalla Su and Kaolla Su, married a foreign man, a local to us here in Hinata Springs of the name, Keitaro Urashima.ö

ôWHAT?ö came the group yell, before they slowly turned towards the person they thought was Keitaro.

Lamba just stared at the television, showing the picture of two heavily inebriated peopleùKeitaro and Amallaùbeing supported by a very happy Kaolla, before the High Priestess of Molmol.

He could tell because of the size of the censorship bars over her chest and waist.

Of course, considering his training to prepare him for military service, one would have figured he would have remained aware of his surroundings enough to avoid NaruÆs punch.

Luckily, he was just as tough as Keitaro, as he was launched skyward.

 

[Crusader]

For some reason I think I've been playing the Force Unleashed a bit too much when I wrote this snippet.

--

The warrior woman was up training at her usual spot

Motoko Aoyama, the proud swordswoman cried out in pain as she was struck by a streak of red lightning.

Reacting swiftly despite the inhuman pain coursing through her strong body that the electrocution had inflicted on her she quickly vaulted on her feet again with her trusty blade Shisui drawn ready.

She felt as chill up her spine as a gaunt Pau'an appeared in front of her brandishing both a red lasesword and a large shield. For some reason she felt an aura of immense rage and evil eminating from this thing.

"A thousand Jedi died cursing Darth Desolous:" the being in front of her stated with proud malice as he set his eyes on her. Now, you too shall scream my name!" He continued pointing at her and ignited his blade anew.

For some reason Motoko got a lump in her throat.

--

Inisde his room Keitaro Urashima was wondering if Motoko was strong enough to survive the Trial Skill he had downloaded and copied from another time loop where he found himself deep inside the abandoned Jedi Temple on Coruscant.

Having lived through too many loops than he remembered he had gotten proficient enough in utlizing Su-chan's sci-fi tech to test this harebrained stunt he wanted to try out on this young woman in particular.

Well, if she managed to live through this he might present her with the nifty Sith holocron he found in that accursed place.

"...Maybe I'll let Narusegawa meet Darth Phobos after that..." Keitaro mused. He had so many holograms of Sith he was itching to try out.

 

[PCHeintz72]

I understood and liked the first part, I understood and liked the second part.


But the mix in the same loop I did not care for... morally it paints a confusing picture.

Here he is, turning down his sister, saying he loves her, but does not want sex with her due to her relation to him....? but then turns around and arranges for a harem scenario with everyone but her...? also against Japanese law.

I thought it overly cruel.

I find Kanako's stalking excessively batshit crazy, so that's fair in my book.

Shrugs... it is all in the spin... she actually has a lot of positives compared to the other girls.

She is about the only one to truely not only see Keitaro in a positive light from the start, and recognize her feelings for what they are, and to actually go after him and protect him as need be. never minding the chances, never minding the consequences, and never wavering in her loyalty.

She would die for him, would walk over nails and hot coals for him if she thought it was in his best interests.

Creepy, yes. Uses underhanded methods, yes. But at least she is honest with herself. In denial of her chances to succeed, perhaps, but never in her feelings and wants.

Putting aside the relationship issue, to say she is less deserving than say Naru or Motoko is just wrong.

Remember, in canon, he never really outright confronted her on it. Always talked around it.

And it may be illegal, but at least she is adopted.... and from a legality standpoint, I do not think cluster marriages like Keitaro was talking is all the legal either.

 

[Andrew Joshua Talon]

I understood and liked the first part, I understood and liked the second part.


But the mix in the same loop I did not care for... morally it paints a confusing picture.

Here he is, turning down his sister, saying he loves her, but does not want sex with her due to her relation to him....á but then turns around and arranges for a harem scenario with everyone but her...á also against Japanese law.

I thought it overly cruel.

I find Kanako's stalking excessively batshit crazy, so that's fair in my book.

Shrugs... it is all in the spin... she actually has a lot of positives compared to the other girls.

She is about the only one to truely not only see Keitaro in a positive light from the start, and recognize her feelings for what they are, and to actually go after him and protect him as need be. never minding the chances, never minding the consequences, and never wavering in her loyalty.

She would die for him, would walk over nails and hot coals for him if she thought it was in his best interests.

Creepy, yes. Uses underhanded methods, yes. But at least she is honest with herself. In denial of her chances to succeed, perhaps, but never in her feelings and wants.

Putting aside the relationship issue, to say she is less deserving than say Naru or Motoko is just wrong.

Remember, in canon, he never really outright confronted her on it. Always talked around it.

And it may be illegal, but at least she is adopted.... and from a legality standpoint, I do not think cluster marriages like Keitaro was talking is all the legal either.

PC, dude... Relax will you? Remember what I said? Repeat to yourself, it's just a show, you should really just relax.

... Hmmm... Now there's an idea. Keitaro riffing on the events of his life.

 

[Innortal]

Making sure the door to his AuntÆs bedroom was closed, Keitaro still tried to hold his breath, easing his way out of her teahouse.

Once outside, he released a breath, pausing to scan the surroundings for any æothersÆ. He certainly didnÆt want his Aunt to get the drop on him, let alone any of the girls in the dorms.

That was an easy path to follow. One, claim to have worried about him. Two, berate him for making them worry. Three, someone says something about what he was doing so late. Four, accuse him of doing something perverted. Five, take sky tour of Hinata Springs.

Repeat as needed.

Considering what he had been forced to endure the last few hours, a moonlight stroll was the last thing on his mind. He wanted sleep.

A bath could wait until tomorrow.

Mental note: the next time I convince Haruka to stop smoking, make sure Seta is in town.

One thing for certain, his relative was going to need serious help getting free of her addiction. He would have hoped that a woman as tough and strong as her wouldnÆt have such issues controlling her urges.

Then again, she never tried to stop herself from swatting him when he called her æAunt HarukaÆ. Why would now be any different.

And when she had sworn off cigarettes on her honor, not even an hour laterà

Ice; definitely need a bag of ice, he thought, gingerly taking the stairs, enjoying the cold breeze going up his tattered pants legs.

He had seen things, things that made whatever Shinobu and Kanako did in the bedroom look tame.

Who ever heard of someone going from chain smoker to nymphomaniac in under an hour? he thought, making his way to his window, the rope for the emergency entrance ladder ready for him to sneak into his room. A chance rendezvous with one of them was the last thing he wanted at the moment.

That was why he was using the ladder and not the front doorùKitsuneÆs rent was due.

 

[David Alan Abramczyk]

Did you mean Ichigo or Keitaro there?

 

[PCHeintz72]

Did you mean Ichigo or Keitaro there?

I assumed it was a Ichigo playing Keitaro loop thing.

 

[David Alan Abramczyk]

I figured that much, but I was just seeking clarification.

 

[Innortal]

Did you mean Ichigo or Keitaro there?

I assumed it was a Ichigo playing Keitaro loop thing.

My mistake, had first started working on a Bleach Loop, but the muse died a painful death by nargles.

I changed it. It was always Keitaro, and is now.