Akamatsuverse Love Hina Loops
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ôWHAT?ö yelled the girls of the Hinata Dorm.
ôWell, if you donÆt want me here, I canÆt force you,ö Keitaro stated. ôBut I do need a source of income.ö
ôBut to sell the land?ö asked Haruka.
ôWell, Hinata Springs might love a Wal-Mart,ö Keitaro stated.
ôBut what about us?ö demanded Naru.
ôHey, youÆre the ones who are sexist,ö Keitaro responded.
ôWHAT?ö growled Motoko.
ôSee, you hate me just because IÆm a man. Therefore, I have a choice of keeping tenants who will see it as their sacred duty to force me away, thus making me close this place down and sell it anyway, or I can cut out the month delay and just go see about selling it now.
ôAnd where are we supposed to go?ö demanded Naru.
He just shrugged. ôIÆm a landlord, not a leasing agent.
ôYou will kick Kaolla out?ö asked the Molmol princess.
ôYou going to attack me for being a guy?ö
ôNope! Su only attacks for fun!ö
ôà O~kay, IÆll take that as you are not gender biased.ö
ôYou think weÆll let you do this?ö yelled Naru.
ôSorry, was it your grandmother who left you this place? No? Then yes, I do, because you donÆt own the place.ö
ôWhy youàö growled Naru, advancing.
ôAnd just where will you be staying if you sell the place?ö asked Kitsune, wondering if she could bum a spot.
ôNot with me,ö stated Haruka.
ôI found a childhood friend who lives nearby, Mutsumi,ö Keitaro stated.
ôY-You already have a girlfriend, Sempai?ö stuttered Shinobu, her heart threatening to break.
ôNot at the moment,ö Keitaro offered. ôWeÆre just childhood friends. However, if I keep this place, we did discuss her subletting her place out and moving here. We spent some time here as kids,ö he said with a pure smile.
ôà So are you selling this place or not?ö Kitsune asked.
Keitaro shrugged. ôAll depends on what is the least amount of trouble for me,ö he replied, yawning.
ôWell, IÆm going to get some sleep. I have to get up and see what all needs to be done here. Hopefully, Grandma kept it up to code.ö He ignored HarukaÆs snort as he made his way to the stairs. ôJust watch for signs on the door for the hot springs. I like my privacy.ö
ôYou canÆt use the hot springs!ö cried Naru.
ôI can if some pervert can stop wondering in and groping me,ö he stated, waving goodbye, ignoring her scream and what was likely to be a nice discussion for Haruka that night. Teach her to not be on time. Not to mention, Haruka having to report KeitaroÆs plans to Grandma Hina. Two can play bad jokes.
Besides, he needed a night or two away from Mutsumi. She hugged like a bear in her sleep. Hell, two of his ribs still felt cracked, despite his healing factor.
ôWell, if you donÆt want me here, I canÆt force you,ö Keitaro stated. ôBut I do need a source of income.ö
ôBut to sell the land?ö asked Haruka.
ôWell, Hinata Springs might love a Wal-Mart,ö Keitaro stated.
ôBut what about us?ö demanded Naru.
ôHey, youÆre the ones who are sexist,ö Keitaro responded.
ôWHAT?ö growled Motoko.
ôSee, you hate me just because IÆm a man. Therefore, I have a choice of keeping tenants who will see it as their sacred duty to force me away, thus making me close this place down and sell it anyway, or I can cut out the month delay and just go see about selling it now.
ôAnd where are we supposed to go?ö demanded Naru.
He just shrugged. ôIÆm a landlord, not a leasing agent.
ôYou will kick Kaolla out?ö asked the Molmol princess.
ôYou going to attack me for being a guy?ö
ôNope! Su only attacks for fun!ö
ôà O~kay, IÆll take that as you are not gender biased.ö
ôYou think weÆll let you do this?ö yelled Naru.
ôSorry, was it your grandmother who left you this place? No? Then yes, I do, because you donÆt own the place.ö
ôWhy youàö growled Naru, advancing.
ôAnd just where will you be staying if you sell the place?ö asked Kitsune, wondering if she could bum a spot.
ôNot with me,ö stated Haruka.
ôI found a childhood friend who lives nearby, Mutsumi,ö Keitaro stated.
ôY-You already have a girlfriend, Sempai?ö stuttered Shinobu, her heart threatening to break.
ôNot at the moment,ö Keitaro offered. ôWeÆre just childhood friends. However, if I keep this place, we did discuss her subletting her place out and moving here. We spent some time here as kids,ö he said with a pure smile.
ôà So are you selling this place or not?ö Kitsune asked.
Keitaro shrugged. ôAll depends on what is the least amount of trouble for me,ö he replied, yawning.
ôWell, IÆm going to get some sleep. I have to get up and see what all needs to be done here. Hopefully, Grandma kept it up to code.ö He ignored HarukaÆs snort as he made his way to the stairs. ôJust watch for signs on the door for the hot springs. I like my privacy.ö
ôYou canÆt use the hot springs!ö cried Naru.
ôI can if some pervert can stop wondering in and groping me,ö he stated, waving goodbye, ignoring her scream and what was likely to be a nice discussion for Haruka that night. Teach her to not be on time. Not to mention, Haruka having to report KeitaroÆs plans to Grandma Hina. Two can play bad jokes.
Besides, he needed a night or two away from Mutsumi. She hugged like a bear in her sleep. Hell, two of his ribs still felt cracked, despite his healing factor.
To most young men it was kind of romatic that your love interest boldly declares on stage in front of hundreds of people that she'll sing a song dedicated to you for putting up with her all those times and being loyal and steadfast; but Keitaro Urashima wondered if he really should have dissuaded Naru from entering this karaoke contest orchestrated by Kentaro Sakata. Not that Kentaro had any chance of snatching her away from him, but it was the lyrics of the song dedicated to him that freaked him out.
Hizamazuite Ashi Wo Oname
looper Naru flashed her bespectacled flabbergasted lover a naughty smile when she finished singing and the crowd starting roaring in applause.
For some reason Kentaro Sakata felt sorry for Keitaro and was clearly glad that he wasn't in his shoes right now if Naru had starting getting these kind of tastes.
Hizamazuite Ashi Wo Oname
looper Naru flashed her bespectacled flabbergasted lover a naughty smile when she finished singing and the crowd starting roaring in applause.
For some reason Kentaro Sakata felt sorry for Keitaro and was clearly glad that he wasn't in his shoes right now if Naru had starting getting these kind of tastes.
Just to humour you, Dark Knight Gafgar, I'll work on such a snippet, but I can't guarantee much quality here due to the writer being me 
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World War II
It would be a mystery of how, when and why the underage American girl named Sarah MacDougal joined the dreaded Schutzstaffel of national socialist Germany, but some people would guess it was due to her malevolent and often sociopathic nature that made her turn traitress in this time loop. She had been assigned to the all-female Elite Guard of the SS Paranormal Division as the youngest member.
Now clad in a form-fitting but yet non-restricting black leather uniform and wielding an exclusively made MP38 with an extended magazine with a sheathed dagger at her side she was guarding the secretive Castle Wolfenstein with its many sinister mysteries hidden within which soon would be unleashed upon the world.
Sarah sighed happily. "The dork screamed more than usual this time."
Keitaro Urashima had the misfortune of finding himself locked in the castle dungeons in this loop, and Sarah had a lot of fun using him for her own amusement and sudden whims when she had him brought to the interrogation chambers and let him experience horror and pain for hours without end.
As the young girl dreamily thought back those moment only but a few hours ago, she was snapped back to reality as a familiar voice carried by the chilly night wind appeared from behind her.
"Come, my little lamb Amirstan. My belly and tongue beckons for you." the petite cannibal chef crooned sweetly as she brandished her shiny, new Fairbairn-Sykes Fighting Knife.
Sarah's screams echoed through all of Schloss Wolfenstein...
.World War II
It would be a mystery of how, when and why the underage American girl named Sarah MacDougal joined the dreaded Schutzstaffel of national socialist Germany, but some people would guess it was due to her malevolent and often sociopathic nature that made her turn traitress in this time loop. She had been assigned to the all-female Elite Guard of the SS Paranormal Division as the youngest member.
Now clad in a form-fitting but yet non-restricting black leather uniform and wielding an exclusively made MP38 with an extended magazine with a sheathed dagger at her side she was guarding the secretive Castle Wolfenstein with its many sinister mysteries hidden within which soon would be unleashed upon the world.
Sarah sighed happily. "The dork screamed more than usual this time."
Keitaro Urashima had the misfortune of finding himself locked in the castle dungeons in this loop, and Sarah had a lot of fun using him for her own amusement and sudden whims when she had him brought to the interrogation chambers and let him experience horror and pain for hours without end.
As the young girl dreamily thought back those moment only but a few hours ago, she was snapped back to reality as a familiar voice carried by the chilly night wind appeared from behind her.
"Come, my little lamb Amirstan. My belly and tongue beckons for you." the petite cannibal chef crooned sweetly as she brandished her shiny, new Fairbairn-Sykes Fighting Knife.
Sarah's screams echoed through all of Schloss Wolfenstein...
I don't want to set the world on fire... I just want to start a flame in your heart... the radio continued to play the song by the Ink Spots as the person in T-45d Power Armor made Tsuroko Aoyama literally explode into burning chunks of meat with his burning shishkebab while her younger sister Motoko Aoyama ran around screaming, being set ablaze seconds ago by the makeshift flaming sword of her soon-to-be murderer.
For Postal Keitaro, when things became too heavy to handle for his often strained psyche, the best thing to relieve stress was to embark on killing sprees unlike other looper incarnations of himself who tended to opt for more carnal and intimate pleasures instead (he also tended to kill those incarnations of him when they got in his way).
Naru had lost her head, courtesy of a well-placed headshot with Liddo-kun launched from his newest Rock-It Launcher, while Kaolla Su perished from the live Nuka grenade placed in her skirt pocket.
His cousin-slash-aunt he had literally nailed to pieces with his Railway Rifle on different spots on her body.
He smiled minutes later when he saw Seta's van and switched over to his Fat Man and catapulted a mini nuke that exploded on contact with the speeding vehicle sending automobile parts everywhere.
"Now where's granny?" he mused openly as a shivering Kitsune and Shinobu cowered behind the Hinata-sou, praying to whatever deities they could think of to save them from the rampaging, homicidal maniac.
--
"I think I'll go over to Molmol," Keitaro suddenly decided on a whim, his suit making clanking sounds as he started walking away, brandishing his Experimental MIRV.
Kitsune and Shinobu let out sighs of relief when he left.
--
Some time later the atomic bomb he had hidden under the inn-turned-dormitory exploded resulting in a big mushroom cloud in Hinata.
--
"I always like to clean up after me!" Keitaro mumbled to himself from a safe distance and started to sing along with the song played on his radio.
Postal Keitaro with Fallout 3 gear is a scary thought indeed.
For Postal Keitaro, when things became too heavy to handle for his often strained psyche, the best thing to relieve stress was to embark on killing sprees unlike other looper incarnations of himself who tended to opt for more carnal and intimate pleasures instead (he also tended to kill those incarnations of him when they got in his way).
Naru had lost her head, courtesy of a well-placed headshot with Liddo-kun launched from his newest Rock-It Launcher, while Kaolla Su perished from the live Nuka grenade placed in her skirt pocket.
His cousin-slash-aunt he had literally nailed to pieces with his Railway Rifle on different spots on her body.
He smiled minutes later when he saw Seta's van and switched over to his Fat Man and catapulted a mini nuke that exploded on contact with the speeding vehicle sending automobile parts everywhere.
"Now where's granny?" he mused openly as a shivering Kitsune and Shinobu cowered behind the Hinata-sou, praying to whatever deities they could think of to save them from the rampaging, homicidal maniac.
--
"I think I'll go over to Molmol," Keitaro suddenly decided on a whim, his suit making clanking sounds as he started walking away, brandishing his Experimental MIRV.
Kitsune and Shinobu let out sighs of relief when he left.
--
Some time later the atomic bomb he had hidden under the inn-turned-dormitory exploded resulting in a big mushroom cloud in Hinata.
--
"I always like to clean up after me!" Keitaro mumbled to himself from a safe distance and started to sing along with the song played on his radio.
Postal Keitaro with Fallout 3 gear is a scary thought indeed.
