From Captain Ukitake Jyoushiro to Captain Kyoraku Shunsui:
Fourth Seat Kuchiki Rukia to Members of SWA (No One But Female Shinigami Can See this Message):
Vice-Captain Hinamori Momo to Shinigami Representative Kurosaki Ichigo:
Third-Seat Kotetsu Kiyone to Shinigami Representative Kurosaki Ichigo:
Vice-Captain Nemu Kurotsuchi to Shinigami Representative Kurosaki Ichigo:
VC Hinamori to Captain (Shiro-chan) Hitsugaya:
From Captain Unohana Retsu to Captain Hitsugaya (Shiro-chan) Toshiro:
From Captain Unohana Retsu to [Anonymous] (Private Line)
From Captain Soi Fong to Captain Hitsugaya (Shiro-chan) Toshiro:
... So... Want to push all the paperwork on our vice captains and go get drunk, as per standard procedure? Well, our standard procedure, anyway.
Fourth Seat Kuchiki Rukia to Members of SWA (No One But Female Shinigami Can See this Message):
Edition 5 of the Kurakara Stud. Enjoy them for now but be careful. Ichigo seems suspicious... Still, definitely worth it. Enjoy his "Bankai", ladies.
Vice-Captain Hinamori Momo to Shinigami Representative Kurosaki Ichigo:
Ichigo-san, I've been working on achieving Bankai but so far no luck. As you achieved yours so quickly, I was wondering if you could give me some tips?
Third-Seat Kotetsu Kiyone to Shinigami Representative Kurosaki Ichigo:
Kurosaki-san, I have heard you gained Bankai in only three days! As someone who is hoping to impress my captain, I would very much like to learn from you!
Vice-Captain Nemu Kurotsuchi to Shinigami Representative Kurosaki Ichigo:
Kurosaki-san, your proficiency in Bankai is remarkable. I would very much like to discuss it's various applications with you in person, and perhaps achieving it myself.
VC Hinamori to Captain (Shiro-chan) Hitsugaya:
Just for that, I've asked the Butterfly Network technicians to change your ID code to "Shiro-chan". Take that!
Well, granted, I suppose the smell could get on my nerves... Captain Aizen may have been a backstabbing, two-faced, no-good son of a bitch but at least he didn't drink.
By the way... I'm distributing a few embarrassing photos of him in the shower that I took when I was fangirling over him. I have got to say, no wonder he wants to be God...
And speaking of photos... You are SO CUTE!
Well, granted, I suppose the smell could get on my nerves... Captain Aizen may have been a backstabbing, two-faced, no-good son of a bitch but at least he didn't drink.
By the way... I'm distributing a few embarrassing photos of him in the shower that I took when I was fangirling over him. I have got to say, no wonder he wants to be God...
And speaking of photos... You are SO CUTE!
From Captain Unohana Retsu to Captain Hitsugaya (Shiro-chan) Toshiro:
Don't worry Captain Hitsugaya, you have nothing to worry about. This situation will be kept entirely confidential. Though I must point out that "Shotacon Tendencies" is not exactly fixable with a pill. The best solution is to try and get her to have a healthy relationship with a man closer to her own physical age.
Also, do not take this as an insult, but you seem rather short-tempered lately. Perhaps you could allow me to check on your stress levels?
Sincerely,
Captain Unohana
Also, do not take this as an insult, but you seem rather short-tempered lately. Perhaps you could allow me to check on your stress levels?
Sincerely,
Captain Unohana
From Captain Unohana Retsu to [Anonymous] (Private Line)
Pray I never find out who you are. I save the biggest enemas for people like you...
From Captain Soi Fong to Captain Hitsugaya (Shiro-chan) Toshiro:
YOU. WILL. PAY!