Captain Hitsugaya to all
Captain Hitsugaya to VC Matsumoto
[NGD note: You just know this will end in drunken debunchery and disaster for Toshiro ]
Captain Hitsugaya to VC Kira
Captain Hitsugaya to Captain Soifon
[NGD note: The picture thing refers to one of the Shinigami cup golden episodes.]
Captain Hitsugaya to Captain Unohana
Captain Hitsugaya to SR Kurosaki Ichigo
Edit: That works Sect. Though I like the drink imagry better. Something like this maybe?
Captain Hitsugaya to All
Err... yes, I'm back. I appologize for my sudden dissapearance, and I assure you it won't happen again. I lost track of time... for the last seven days. And I'd like to say that I do not appreciate the destruction caused in my absence.
On a side note, I finally got that damn horse I was saving up for. However with my computer gone, I can't enjoy it...
Anyway I hope the 10th will be able to get things back on track.
Captain Hitsugaya
On a side note, I finally got that damn horse I was saving up for. However with my computer gone, I can't enjoy it...
Anyway I hope the 10th will be able to get things back on track.
Captain Hitsugaya
I don't want to know how you changed my clothes without my knowledge, but I ask that it doesn't happen again. Ever.
As as side note, I've decided to take the advice I recieved recently in order to cure your 'Shotocon Tendencies'. You're meeting VC Kira at 8:00 in the bar you two usually go to.
Captain Hitsugaya
As as side note, I've decided to take the advice I recieved recently in order to cure your 'Shotocon Tendencies'. You're meeting VC Kira at 8:00 in the bar you two usually go to.
Captain Hitsugaya
Captain Hitsugaya to VC Kira
You're meeting Matsumoto at 8:00 in the bar you usually go to. No exceptions, and you can't get out of this one. This is for her therapy, and will hopefully aid in curing her 'shotacon tendencies', whatever those are.
Captain Hitsugaya
Captain Hitsugaya
I'm sorry, where you trying to annoy me? Because I didn't even notice the 11th division over the pure awesome that was my frost mage. If people in there could actually speak right there, I'd have no complaints.
On a side note, tell your subordinates to stop sending pictures of Yoruichi to me. They only become fuel for the fireplace. Don't even know why you're so obsessed with her anyway, she's not much to look at...
Go choke on a furball,
Captain Hitsugaya
P.S. Call me Shiro-chan again and Unohana be damned, I'm going to kill you.
On a side note, tell your subordinates to stop sending pictures of Yoruichi to me. They only become fuel for the fireplace. Don't even know why you're so obsessed with her anyway, she's not much to look at...
Go choke on a furball,
Captain Hitsugaya
P.S. Call me Shiro-chan again and Unohana be damned, I'm going to kill you.
Captain Hitsugaya to Captain Unohana
I wish to thank you for giving medical aid to my division after the pixie stick incident with VC Yachiru, and also for manageing to spare my computer. However was it really necessary to destroy my division in the process?
And may you please return my computer? I do not have an addiction at all... really...
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GIVE IT BACK! THE STRESS! MATSUMOTO'S TRYING WEIRD CRAP AGAIN, AND WON'T EVEN DO HER DAMN JOB! AND CAPTAIN SHUNSUI STILL WON'T RESPOND TO MY REQUEST FOR A VC TRANSFER! I EVEN HAVE TO BUNK WITH CAPTAIN UKITAKE, WHO KEEPS GIVING ME ALL THIS CHOCOLATE! AND I HATE CHOCOLATE! DEATHBYICE IS ALL I HAVE LEFT!
Ahem... sorry about that. Anyway I hope the repairs to our division will be as quick as possible. However in the meantime I refered the 11th to bunk with the 2nd division, and unfortuantly had to accept an invitation for the 10th to bunk with Captain Ukitake's divsion. Is there really no way to get my computer back?
Anyway, best of luck to you and your division.
Sincerely,
Captain Hitsugaya
And may you please return my computer? I do not have an addiction at all... really...
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GIVE IT BACK! THE STRESS! MATSUMOTO'S TRYING WEIRD CRAP AGAIN, AND WON'T EVEN DO HER DAMN JOB! AND CAPTAIN SHUNSUI STILL WON'T RESPOND TO MY REQUEST FOR A VC TRANSFER! I EVEN HAVE TO BUNK WITH CAPTAIN UKITAKE, WHO KEEPS GIVING ME ALL THIS CHOCOLATE! AND I HATE CHOCOLATE! DEATHBYICE IS ALL I HAVE LEFT!
Ahem... sorry about that. Anyway I hope the repairs to our division will be as quick as possible. However in the meantime I refered the 11th to bunk with the 2nd division, and unfortuantly had to accept an invitation for the 10th to bunk with Captain Ukitake's divsion. Is there really no way to get my computer back?
Anyway, best of luck to you and your division.
Sincerely,
Captain Hitsugaya
Didn't I tell you what would happen if you made Hinamori cry? Good thing I kept track of your little beach party just for this reason.
I hope you brough warm clothes in case of a blizzard.
Don't catch your death of cold,
Captain Hitsugaya
I hope you brough warm clothes in case of a blizzard.
Don't catch your death of cold,
Captain Hitsugaya
Captain Hitsugaya to All
Hey... what happened to my drink?
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Where is everyone?
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And why is VC Yachiru bitting my head?
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Where is everyone?
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And why is VC Yachiru bitting my head?