Naruto Perverted Naruto

lord geryon · May 9, 2007

Actually, I was a nonperverted member for like 5 days.

But that's just cause Hawk didn't upgrade me for 5 days. I sent the PM within the first hour. :evil2:

praeceps11 · May 9, 2007

lord_phoenix said:

The sad thing is I've actually seen several, Like A T Sigma for example. I mean why join a forum which is headed by Hawk and has Lord Raa in it if your not going to actually read some of their stories. Its blasphemy I tell you. -_-

Deranjatu · May 9, 2007

Got you beat here. I joined in January and I still am a proud Member without lemon access.

lord_phoenix · May 9, 2007

Don't know if it is a recent development, but A T Sigma is in our honored group!

Wow, I've not been here for long, but this is the first time I find someone like you Deranjatu! And so fast too! Damn my luck.. it works like that only to disprove my theories... :rofl:

zerohour · May 9, 2007

Froop: Love the idea and basis of the scenes. :yay:

I think your writing style can use a little work though. I know these are probably just snippets, but you seem to glaze over details.

I loojk forward to your next set of snippets.

Vesvius · May 9, 2007

Great snppets! Create lemon versions, and Ves's inner perv becomes happy.

Oh, and I joined here to get Lemon Access!

hopeless · May 10, 2007

Ike said:

"So I said to the doctor, 'Rect 'em? Damn near killed him!"

As Kiba laughed at the punchline to Naruto's joke, Hinata, Shikamaru, and Sakura are staring off into the distance.

"What the heck are all you guys looking...at...oh boy."

Naruto turns around, and sees an enraged looking, curse-seal-out, Tayuya stomping down the street.

"Oh my God, she's comin right for us!"

Kiba, after shouting that, proceeds to run away. He is the only person who escaped.

"You....you left me..tied up in the woods..."

"Well, uhh, we WERE fighting each other...What didja want me to do?"

"What did I want you to do? I'll tell ya what I want!"

At this point, behind Naruto, Hinata, and Sakura are starting to get into fighting stances. Hinata wasn't gonna let no hussy like this take her man, no matter how much he gets around! He was hers, damnit, regardless of how many other girls he chased!

As Hinata began to move forward, to defend Naruto from certain doom, Tayuya made her move.

"This is what you should have done!"

And proceeds to latch onto Narutos face. With her mouth.

Shikamaru groaned...'Goddamn Naruto, always getting all the girls...They ARE troublesome, but with the way he gets em, it almost seems worth the effort.'

Sakura's face turned bright red, blushing in embarrasment.

Hinata's face turned bright red too, and was mistaken for embarrasment instead of the raging fury it really was.

"Well, if thats what ya wanted, I think I can oblidge ya."

"Oh, you're going to 'oblidge' me, whether you want to or not....all day long."

And with that, she leapt up off the streets, clutching Naruto, whsiking him away off into the unknown....The Unknown being a rather nice looking motel that she had seen on her way into Konoha.

And they didnt leave the room for two days.

Somehow, I see Hinata demanding to come too :yay:

I mean it in all the ways possible :cumdrool:

FemaleXmale is always good, but femaleXmaleXanotherfemale is even better. :drool:

praeceps11 · May 10, 2007

hopeless said:

Of course it is its even in the rules. ^_^

crazyducke · May 10, 2007

hmmm...another possible scene is right before the second part of the chuunin exam starts with Anko

heh heh :cumdrool:

jwolf0 · May 10, 2007

praeceps11 said:

....somehow missed that rule, but I wholeheartedly agree.

Because the only sight more beautiful than a woman in the midst of passion is seeing two women in the midst of passion.

immolo · May 10, 2007

lord_phoenix said:

Ike-taicho, we bow to you

The thread's name made me realise something....? I think that I've never seen a member of the forum, that has been with us for more than a day, that isn't in the perverted member? group? ? XD
Anyone ever seen one like that?For some reason I believe that such a member is something like the Lock Ness monster( only studied by cryptozoology).
:rofl:

Trevelyn is still a not a perverted (enough) member.

Mechatrill · May 10, 2007

immolo said:

lord_phoenix said:

Trevelyn is still a not a perverted (enough) member.

That or Hawk's being lazy...

trevelyan1983 · May 10, 2007

Mechatrill said:

While Hawk could very well be lazy, I'll state for the record that I haven't asked for Lemon forum access.

Why?

I've seen Lemons done well very very rarely. Lemons within a serious fanfic done well? I've yet to see it, in almost a decade of cruising for fanfic. So I think, for the time being, I'll stick to the non-lemon fic in the hopes of quality fics.

Heck, the internet's full of pr0n anyway. I don't come to TFF for sex - I come here for fiction.

Just my opinion, of course, but I am the sanbantaichou. ^_^

(And it's Loch Ness. For the record, from a Scotsman.)

elric · May 10, 2007

The Lemons here are mostly high quality. You can trust this site. Join us. Join ussssssssss.

lord_phoenix · May 10, 2007

trevelyan1983 said:

Can't disagree with you... too much p0rn out there,no need to bring it here too. Anyway, sometimes you may get an instresting link there that you won't be able to see due to your lack of access. It could be easily remedied, I know, but it seems restricting at times.

Btw it seems wierd that a scotsman who fits the difficult criteria I set was the one correcting my mistake about the name of nessie's home... any possible relation?

Anyway, there are a few stories with lemon aspect done very well, although I haven't encountered many in the naruto fandom... most are quite old, but that's not realy important...

zeebee1 · May 10, 2007

The purpose isn't to read porn, but to read high quality stories that happen to have porn in them.

Rift120 · May 10, 2007

trevelyan1983 said:

Mechatrill said:

While Hawk could very well be lazy, I'll state for the record that I haven't asked for Lemon forum access.

Why?

I've seen Lemons done well very very rarely. Lemons within a serious fanfic done well? I've yet to see it, in almost a decade of cruising for fanfic. So I think, for the time being, I'll stick to the non-lemon fic in the hopes of quality fics.

Heck, the internet's full of pr0n anyway. I don't come to TFF for sex - I come here for fiction.

Just my opinion, of course, but I am the sanbantaichou. ^_^

(And it's Loch Ness. For the record, from a Scotsman.)

Dude I just have two words for you:

'Master Nin'

Even if all the other lemons in the lemon section were pure crap (Which they aren't), seeing the true lemon episodes of Hawk's Master Nin makes up for ANYTHING!

immolo · May 10, 2007

trevelyan1983 said:

Mechatrill said:

While Hawk could very well be lazy, I'll state for the record that I haven't asked for Lemon forum access.

Why?

I've seen Lemons done well very very rarely. Lemons within a serious fanfic done well? I've yet to see it, in almost a decade of cruising for fanfic. So I think, for the time being, I'll stick to the non-lemon fic in the hopes of quality fics.

Heck, the internet's full of pr0n anyway. I don't come to TFF for sex - I come here for fiction.

Just my opinion, of course, but I am the sanbantaichou. ^_^

(And it's Loch Ness. For the record, from a Scotsman.)

And I have another two words for you.

"Lord Raa"

Heck most of his stories have so much plot in them that some aren't even far enough to have pr0n despite being many snippets long and in the lemon forum. Also all of his stories are extremely well done even with all that plot goodness. Or even the other way around and without the lemony goodness.

froop · May 10, 2007

A couple of more small snippets. I still haven't got around to the Tayuya one yet but I might do that after Uni tommorow.

Just before 2nd part of Chuunin Exam

You will be able to experience why this place is called the Forest of Death. Anko was grinning madly as she spoke to the gathered Genin hopefuls.

Naruto of course wasnt really paying any attention. He of course had been around his perverted sensei so long that he had started to pick up some of his bad habits, some of them really quite inappropriate at times. For instance as Anko was speaking he was too busy staring at her breasts with his mouth hanging open and some drool starting to dribble out the corner of his mouth. The worst part though was he started to giggle quite loudly drawing attention to himself.

Anko had a short temper at the best of times but when she saw the idiotic look on the boys face who was obviously staring at her tits it managed to set her temper off even faster than normal. With a flick of her wrist she had a kunai in here hand and was flinging it at the boys head.

Naruto of course had his senseis weakness for women and managed to get nicked by the edge of the blade as it passed by. The sting of being cut managed to wake him from his daze as he noticed a presence appear behind him. He felt a hand come up and caress the right side of his face as another moved up his left taking a bit of blood with it.

Boys like you die the fastest Anko whispered lightly into his ear. After spilling out all the red blood I love all over the place.

Naruto seemed stunned for a few moments before he formulated his reply, one of his now trademark shit-eating grins appearing on his face. Well Ive never really been into the whole blood play scene but for someone as smoking hot as you Ill give it a try!

Could be anytime
Naruto couldnt believe it, his masterpiece was finally complete. He closed his eyes and started cackling madly to himself at just the thought of what this could mean. It could revolutionise ninja life, especially if said ninjas needed to be away for long periods of time on missions. It could increase the productivity of these ninjas by over fifty-percent, if not more. He decided he really was a genius.

Finally managing to get his laughing under control he opened his eyes to look at his masterpiece. There standing in front of him was one of his Kage Bunshin transformed by the technique he now dubbed 'Oiroke no Jutsu'.

Now to test it out!

His giddiness was halted slightly at a thought before he shook it off.

Its not gay, its just masturbation!

Grunt · May 10, 2007

Please kind sir, accept this offering of ...WIN.... :yay:

That sounds so wrong it's starting to sound right again. :wacko:

locke69 · May 10, 2007

Amberion · May 10, 2007

froop said:

A couple of more small snippets. I still haven't got around to the Tayuya one yet but I might do that after Uni tommorow.

Just before 2nd part of Chuunin Exam

ôYou will be able to experience why this place is called the Forest of Death.ö Anko was grinning madly as she spoke to the gathered Genin hopefuls.

Naruto of course wasnÆt really paying any attention. He of course had been around his perverted sensei so long that he had started to pick up some of his bad habits, some of them really quite inappropriate at times. For instance as Anko was speaking he was too busy staring at her breasts with his mouth hanging open and some drool starting to dribble out the corner of his mouth. The worst part though was he started to giggle quite loudly drawing attention to himself.

Anko had a short temper at the best of times but when she saw the idiotic look on the boys face who was obviously staring at her tits it managed to set her temper off even faster than normal. With a flick of her wrist she had a kunai in here hand and was flinging it at the boys head.

Naruto of course had his senseiÆs weakness for women and managed to get nicked by the edge of the blade as it passed by. The sting of being cut managed to wake him from his daze as he noticed a presence appear behind him. He felt a hand come up and caress the right side of his face as another moved up his left taking a bit of blood with it.

ôBoys like you die the fastestö Anko whispered lightly into his ear. ôAfter spilling out all the red blood I love all over the place.ö

Naruto seemed stunned for a few moments before he formulated his reply, one of his now trademark shit-eating grins appearing on his face. ôWell IÆve never really been into the whole blood play scene but for someone as smoking hot as you IÆll give it a try!ö

Could be anytime
Naruto couldnÆt believe it, his masterpiece was finally complete. He closed his eyes and started cackling madly to himself at just the thought of what this could mean. It could revolutionise ninja life, especially if said ninjas needed to be away for long periods of time on missions. It could increase the productivity of these ninjas by over fifty-percent, if not more. He decided he really was a genius.

Finally managing to get his laughing under control he opened his eyes to look at his masterpiece. There standing in front of him was one of his Kage Bunshin transformed by the technique he now dubbed 'Oiroke no Jutsu'.

ôNow to test it out!ö

His giddiness was halted slightly at a thought before he shook it off.

ôItÆs not gay, itÆs just masturbation!ö

:hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail:

That was win. :yay:

windfalcon · May 10, 2007

locke69 said:

.. laughing Shino is scary...

But yes, that snippet was made of pure, unadulterated WIN! Keep it up, and we shall all be very happy.

toraneko · May 11, 2007

:lol:

You have me amused, froop. Very.

Oh, and locke? *whip-CRACK!* Back ta work, you!

froop · May 21, 2007

And now for your enjoyment... perverted Kyuubi!

Could be anytime

Kyuubi was content. That wasnt to say that he was happy, not with the whole being sealed away thing and all, but he was content. He at least had the fortune to be sealed into someone who took after his own heart. Hell he had thought to himself many time, he could have been sealed into some loud annoying brat.

The reason he was content was pretty simple in the end. Not many people knew this but Kyuubi had a bit of a fetish for human women. Just something about their lovely curves always got to him and he had really no idea why. Thats not to say he didnt like other demons, hell there was that one time he came up behind that little hottie female fox demon, grabbed her hips and just... well that is another story.

Of course even fewer people knew the reason Kyuubi had attacked Konoha. It really was a mistake on his part but in his rage he hadnt even realised he was lashing out. See Kyuubi was up to his normal habits when visiting the mortal realm, he was peeping on women. This day he had once again changed into a human form and found himself a spot with a lovely view and was just watching his day away. Unfortunately he must have gotten a bit carried away and one of the better kunoichis had spotted him. The beating was pretty bad but he had taken it like any normal pervert would, curled up in a ball with his hands over his head pleading for mercy.

What had finally set him into a murderous rage though was a low blow. One of those deliciously sexy bitches had just wound up and unloaded a kick fair into his precious parts. He didnt really remember what happened much after that but when he finally returned to his senses he had already been trapped inside the blasted seal.

It could be worse he thought to himself. I get all the enjoyment now and the boy has to deal with the whole relationship crap.

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