"So I said to the doctor, 'Rect 'em? Damn near killed him!"
As Kiba laughed at the punchline to Naruto's joke, Hinata, Shikamaru, and Sakura are staring off into the distance.
"What the heck are all you guys looking...at...oh boy."
Naruto turns around, and sees an enraged looking, curse-seal-out, Tayuya stomping down the street.
"Oh my God, she's comin right for us!"
Kiba, after shouting that, proceeds to run away. He is the only person who escaped.
"You....you left me..tied up in the woods..."
"Well, uhh, we WERE fighting each other...What didja want me to do?"
"What did I want you to do? I'll tell ya what I want!"
At this point, behind Naruto, Hinata, and Sakura are starting to get into fighting stances. Hinata wasn't gonna let no hussy like this take her man, no matter how much he gets around! He was hers, damnit, regardless of how many other girls he chased!
As Hinata began to move forward, to defend Naruto from certain doom, Tayuya made her move.
"This is what you should have done!"
And proceeds to latch onto Narutos face. With her mouth.
Shikamaru groaned...'Goddamn Naruto, always getting all the girls...They ARE troublesome, but with the way he gets em, it almost seems worth the effort.'
Sakura's face turned bright red, blushing in embarrasment.
Hinata's face turned bright red too, and was mistaken for embarrasment instead of the raging fury it really was.
"Well, if thats what ya wanted, I think I can oblidge ya."
"Oh, you're going to 'oblidge' me, whether you want to or not....all day long."
And with that, she leapt up off the streets, clutching Naruto, whsiking him away off into the unknown....The Unknown being a rather nice looking motel that she had seen on her way into Konoha.
And they didnt leave the room for two days.