Name: Luthorne.
General Appearance: Long black hair, black scraggly beard, bit of a mustache when he gets bored of shaving. A bit over six feet tall, kind of skinny. Typically wears black goggles, a sleeveless labcoat with huge pockets worn over a long-sleeve shirt, blue jeans, tough black boots, a belt with a bunch of bizarre gadgets hanging off of it, and a pair of gauntlets that possess tiny manipulators stemming out from the tips of the fingers that he puts on for the fiddly work.
Fleet Name: Madboy Support Squad.
Rank:
"Eh...official rank? I've got...something...I'll remember one of these days. Pass the tesseract contorter while you're waiting, would you?"
Service: Independent Research and Development squad.
War Role:
"It's pretty simple, really. We take all the weird stuff no one has the slightest idea what it does, and then figure out what makes it tick. Or annhilate, oh, about a quarter of our fleet, but that's why I have clones with backed up memories. After we figure it out, we work it into weapons that other people can use, and test them out where we don't destroy anyone but ourselves. Oh, yeah, and flesh-eating zombie loli mutants. We do them too."
"Yeah, you know that horrible mpreg virus that YAOI likes to seed planets with? We were the ones that figured out how it worked, and turned it into the Yuri Bomb. Terra II, you know the Saber Marionette J universe? Immeasurably improved, I'd say."
"What, the front lines? Not unless it's an emergency...sure, some of our weapons are powerful, but plenty are just plain weird, and ninety percent of the stuff is juryrigged beyond human comprehension...not to mention, it practically never hits. Targetting is usually the fiddly bit...after all, no point in hitting your enemy if it just makes a prettty rainbow, right? Our ships are pretty fast and tough, since we often spend time jetting away from massive explosions, but like I said, we usually can't hit the broad side of a barn...of course, some of the monsters we've got can be pretty vicious if you need emergency front-line troops, I suppose..."
Love Interest: None.
"Look, love's a wonderful thing and all, but romance is not the end all, be all of existence."
"I don't mind other people falling in love - happy for them, really - but I've got other things to do than get involved in a long-term relationship."
Children:
"Pregnancy is creepy. I'll stick with creating life forms in test tubes, thank you."
"Babies irritate me. At least with flesh-eating monstrosities that want to kill you as soon as they break open the vat, you know where you stand, but babies. And everyone complains when you just want to run a few minor experiments on the little buggers...bah."
"What? No, kids are fine. I like kids. They have less stupid in them than most adults, overall. It's babies that irritate me. Kids, I wouldn't mind, if they didn't have to babies firs- hold that thought. Brainstorm."
Notable Coworkers:
Doctor Light and Doctor Wiley: After YAOI had finished reprogramming Megaman, X, Zero, and their other robots, Doctor Light was brokenhearted and listless. Doctor Wiley, on the other hand, wanted revenge. He went out, dragged Doctor Light out of his inebriated state before he could be sodomized by his own creations, and came looking for the resistance. Doctor Light still has a tendency to get drunk when he has too much time to think, but the two are skilled roboticists, and Doctor Wiley, though not quite as creative as Doctor Light, has a devious mind that has served us well.
Kisuke Urahara: While the Bleach universe still holds out firmly against YAOI, due to Kenpachi preemptively slicing asunder any and all invaders, as well as liberal healing hugs from Orihime and Rangiku, Kisuke...well, he was interested by what all might be out there to learn about, but going out on his own in a multiverse mostly overrun by YAOI forces was not a sound idea. While he'd experimented with a female gigai, he eventually discarded the notion in favor of seeking out our squadron. One of our finest minds, his devious nature, twisted mind, and complete disregard for human life has been a great boon to our squad, as his his knowledge of spiritual matters, which have been rapidly expanding as he gains a larger variety of test subjects, and has been branching out into magic, ki, chakra, and other esoteric energies lately.
Doctor Ichiro 'Icchan' Mihara: While fairly safe, given the extremely high female-to-male ratio of the Angelic Layer universe, the fact that the CLAMP universes tend to possess a high ratio of shotas and bishis was of great concern to Doctor Icchan. Deciding to do his best to save his friends as well as others in his dimension, Doctor Icchan set forth to offer his service to our squad. His skills in cybernetics, neural interfaces, small-scale robotics, and other such fields have been invaluable, and he has recently expanded his field of research to include psionics and human anatomy.
Yui Ikari: Let no one say that the female mind is unsuited for science...after dropping by an Evangelion universe, we decided to alter the timeline, creating our own monstrosities to take down the Angels, rather than letting Yui fuse with Unit-01. After explaining the probable future had we not interfered, she was generally grateful, and accompanied us, along with her son Shinji, leaving Gendo behind. Her skills in bioengineering and cybernetics are, frankly, astounding, and it's amazing how differently Shinji is turning out. Admittedly, some of it probably has to do with hanging out with the Ork Madboys, Jõgermonsters, and other weird people we have hanging around here, but he's definitely shaping up to be a good-natured little hellion...
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Oi. That took longer to write up than I thought...hopefully this isn't Mary Sue-ism. :sweat2:
There was one other guy I really wanted to snag...but I didn't want to leave out the ones I had, so I kept it at five. :blue: