Pure Crackfic!

[Jim Starluck]

Not sure where the Aurora's from but to both the defensive use of mobile fleet bases, and said bases looking like warships, I have the same reference answer.

Once again, they are an original creation. Mine. My own. My Precio--err, ahem. Yeah. :sweat2:

David Weber's CLACs.

Built around the same basic hull design as a Super Dreadnaught, they trade port and starboard weapon bays for LAC hangers.

Yeah, I've got those too. Except I call 'em Fleet Carriers.

 

[elric]

As I mentioned, we make up for our terrible, worse then super-difficult X-COM survival rates,

Worse then Superhuman difficulty X-Com?

Must be only the first game then. TFTD was... Well, the less said, the better. Goddamn Blaster Bomb wannabes equipped by EVERY alien, and they NEVER miss. :rant:

Please don't give me flashbacks.

 

[byakuryuu]

Legend of Rank

The TFF Soldiers are made up of billions of loyal and brilliant men and women, in order for an organization to work, there have been divisions of fleets and armadas. This short guide assists you, dweller of TFF, to recognize the rank and file of our esteemed system.

Division of Assignment

While not an official division, this partition separates the soldiers into each different category, which is defined by the symbol on their insignias (On the Barrete for those below Sergeant or fleet equivalent, On the left side of the chest for those within a Higher Tier of Command, and on the right side of the chest for Field Officers). The War Trial members do not wear them, for the War Trial is not assigned to.

The Righteous Hawk: The mark of the President; only two men and one woman have borne this mark; our current President, President Hawk, has worn it 3 times, while Lady Raine, the previous holder, has worn the insignia once, along with the current Vice-President, Genocide Heart, who was the successor to President Hawk after his first term; he lasted 6 years until Hawk was needed in command once more.

The Dark Panther: The symbol of the Vice-President; and only Genocide Heart has worn this emblem upon his chest proudly and permanently. Zee Beeone, now a member of the War Trial, served as acting Vice-President for a year, and during his reign as President, Genocide Heart cycled through nine of them. The shortest term for a man to be Vice-President was officially 25 minutes and 7 seconds; he was known as Simmy C, whereabouts now unknown.

The Eagle: The symbol of a member of the United TFF Space Fleet. Note: While some Space Fleet members DO fight on land, sea and air, these members are still considered Space Fleet due to the fact their home of operations is not based on Planets, but rather, systems.

The Owl: The symbol of a member of the TFF Intelligence Sector, divided into the ôResearch and Development Teamsö, the ôInside Information Teamsö and the ôAdministration Teams.ö

The Lion: The symbol of a member of the TFF Mobile Infantry.

The Shooting Star: The symbol of an ambassador. Note: last use was 15 years ago.

Tiers

Tiers are issued to soldiers so that they may have security access and commanding power, all are assigned by Hawk to reflect the leadership capabilities of each individual, with Tier 1 holding the highest chain, and Tier 5 holding the other end. They are only granted to Commanding Officers holding the rank of Fleet/Troop Commander or above.

1st Tier: The highest tier of command that one could achieve within the TFF Forces, with access to almost all classified forces, and an unofficial seat on the War Trial. These decorations are marked by the Gold emblem coded on the insigniaÆs top right corner, as with all other holders of a tier rank. Strangely, though, this rank seems to be held very commonly among HawkÆs Agents, the soldiers he chooses to send behind the lines of the enemy, but some do not even hold a militaristic rank, or a rather low one, at that. A prime example of this is a certain Marquis; a Lieutenant within the military, he holds a 1st Tier chain.

2nd Tier: The Tier known as ôThe Butcherö, and a Tier despised by most of the military, even the holders themselves. With no participation in battle, the holder of a brilliant mind commonly owns this rank, and strategizes battle from afar, usually within the Coreworlds. However, despite the cruelty the rank has to offer, not many can doubt the brilliance of these tacticians, as their efforts push the YAOI and CANON forces, working in tandem with the War Trial, although not holding a seat within, they move efficiently and effectively to guide us closer to Victory. All holders of this Tier are relieved of command and pinned with an Owl DoA Symbol automatically. Only those of 1st Tier have security clearance higher above them. They are marked by a Black emblem.

3rd Tier: Commonly held by those awarded the rank of General, and the rest made up of Commanders, the 3rd Tier of Command holds great responsibility over the fate of not one, but that of many fleets and armies. Answering only to those above him or herself, the 3rd Tier Officer has, ironically, one of the toughest jobs in the universe: making sure the fleets make it back home alive, and, more often than not, they donÆt. Mentally exhausting and tough, a 3rd Tier Commander has the reward of a soldierÆs smile, coming back home from battle. They are allowed to access only 3rd Tier certified documents and information and below. He or she is marked with a Green emblem.

4th Tier: Those holding the rank of Fleet Commander, Field Commander or any sector equivalent, come into contact with this Tier. Holding a command over a fleet, an official top secret crew or such, a 4th Tier military command is issued onto them. Known as the ôFunö Tier, the Commanders of each fleet and their Lieutenants and crews command fierce armadas, Squadrons, independent operations, either under the jurisdiction, or bent from (Who, me?) the War Trial. A notable example of this Tier is held by General Anti Assasinguy, who is, as mentioned, a General, yet does not advance to the 3rd Tier chain and STILL holds command of one fleet. Whether this is due to broken discipline, a lack of experience or the fact that his wife is too fucking hot, it cannot be said. They wear the Blue emblem on their insignias.

5th Tier: Held by the leader of any Squadron; be he or she Field Captain, Squadron Leader or its sector equivalent, and the Lieutenants to the Commanders of each sector. They are marked by a Red emblem.

Chain of Command (Space Fleet)

War Trial -> High General -> General -> Fleet Commander -> Fleet Lieutenants -> Squadron Commander/Leader -> Squadron Lieutenant Commander/Captain -> Flight Sergeant -> Corporal -> Flightsman

Each of these ranks are classified by the Rank Colour Code on the Insignia, except for the War Trial.

High General: Gold

General: Silver*

Fleet Commander: Green*

Fleet Lieutenants: Yellow

Squadron Commander/Leader: White

Squadron Lieutenant Commander/Captain: Brown

Flight Sergeant: Purple

Corporal: Bronze

Flightsman: Black

*General Assasinguy, an anomaly out of the ranks, despite holding 4th Tier Command, wears silver, NOT green on his insignia; whether this is inidicative of his stature, it is not confirmed.

Chain of Command (Mobile Infantry)

War Trial -> High General -> General -> Field Commander -> Sub-General -> Lieutenant Commander -> Field Captain/Infantry Lieutenant -> Sergeant -> Corporal -> Private

Each of these ranks are classified by the Rank Colour Code on the Insignia, except for the War Trial.

High General: Gold

General: Silver

Field Commander: Green

Sub-General: Light Blue

Lieutenant Commander: Purple

Field Captain/Infantry Lieutenant: Red

Sergeant: Orange

Corporal: Dark Blue

Private: Black

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Ranks all sorted out, any questions? For those wishing the history of this universe, proceed back several pages and read my section on the universeÆs origins.
And yes, my fellow soldiers, I am special.

h43r:

 

[Luthorne]

...I have never felt more at home then I do now. I love TFF.

Okay. Sappy-ness is over. Back to mass destruction. Earlier today, someone in the thread, think it was Major Rush, mentioned Yui Ikari was working on a retrovirus/other process to turn infantry into EVA. Literally. One man+One magical girl transformation process=One EVA.

...Please no?

If you really have to....Trouble finding and placing a pilot was mentioned. With that as the main problem, this Magical EVA Man process would be perfect for my Redshirt Legions.

As I mentioned, we make up for our terrible, worse then super-difficult X-COM survival rates, via mass-produce cloning devices. I didn't exactly come out and say it, but since we use true massed-wave tactics (which involve dozens of troops dying in the first five seconds of battle, and similar numbers every subsequent second, to allow ONE troop time/cover to get into killing range), we start up the cloning devices with their basic templates before the battle even begins.

We usually have more individual cloning tanks working then we do indivdual characters/bit-players/generic-models. This means that, even discounting your previously immolated/desecrated corpses, there's usually a few dozen different copies of you running around. A few hundred if it's more then a short engagement.

And when you get right down to it, who would the EVA human-soul-battery better bond with then themself? It's child's play to match up two or even a half dozen (if you subscribe to that multiple souls in one EVA allow stronger/better/finer-control of the AT Fields theory) copies of the same person together, one of them EVA and the others pilots.

But, again...Please don't. It's just way too fun, running aroud in basic powered armor, getting up close and personal with the Enemy. EVA and other mech have their place on the battlefield, but not as the smallest, most basic soldier's Alt-form.

Variety is the spice of life, right? Special forces, EVA FM-team/squad in a company or higher level group, rare super-heavy infantry units, sure, but...Not for everyone, please.

Okay, that was me, unless I missed someone sparking off my idea, and you misunderstood. What we have is not a process that allows for an ordinary person to be turned into an EVA, what we have is an artifical entity that can turn itself into an EVA, except without the armor, since that part's inorganic. They are not supposed to be some sort of mass infantry, because even with Yui's expertise it takes a long time to assemble them...they simply can't be mass produced. The creation is still too volatile, with far too many things that can go wrong, especially since it's designed to have two different forms. They are super rare heavy infantry.

Additionally, due to security reasons, they require a handler that can synch with them, because, frankly, we're worried about artificial entities with the power of an Evangelion going berserk. While it is possible the handler and the Lunar Eva will merge, ala Shinji and Unit-01, it's not possible for that to happen without them being perfectly in synch anyways, which is almost impossible to actually force. Not to mention, even if we could (and that could hypothetically be possible much farther down the road), we still don't have the means to mass produce the originals in the first place.

That they may look like cute girls the rest of the time, and usually wind up becoming attatched due to the nature of their link with their handler is entirely beside the point. :snigger:

And Bluepen, your work is epic as always.

 

[biigoh]

Okay, that was me, unless I missed someone sparking off my idea, and you misunderstood. What we have is not a process that allows for an ordinary person to be turned into an EVA, what we have is an artifical entity that can turn itself into an EVA, except without the armor, since that part's inorganic. They are not supposed to be some sort of mass infantry, because even with Yui's expertise it takes a long time to assemble them...they simply can't be mass produced. The creation is still too volatile, with far too many things that can go wrong, especially since it's designed to have two different forms. They are super rare heavy infantry.

Additionally, due to security reasons, they require a handler that can synch with them, because, frankly, we're worried about artificial entities with the power of an Evangelion going berserk. While it is possible the handler and the Lunar Eva will merge, ala Shinji and Unit-01, it's not possible for that to happen without them being perfectly in synch anyways, which is almost impossible to actually force. Not to mention, even if we could (and that could hypothetically be possible much farther down the road), we still don't have the means to mass produce the originals in the first place.

That they may look like cute girls the rest of the time, and usually wind up becoming attatched due to the nature of their link with their handler is entirely beside the point. :snigger:

And Bluepen, your work is epic as always.

Are we talking about Ultimate Girls? :lol:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultimate_Girls

 

[biigoh]

By the by... might I suggest a few more Princes of YAOI?

L Lawliet (aka L, Ryuzaki, Hideki Ryuga, Eraldo Coil)
- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L_%28Death_Note%29
- the man spend an arc chained to another guy that he's very... focussed on

Light Yagami (aka Kira)
- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Light_Yagami
- the man spend an arc chained to another guy...
- he's als a pretty boy, who cheerfully uses pretty girls for EVIL and not sexing 'em up, while focused on L

Mello and Near
- L's replacements...

Teru Mikami
- Kira's follower

if you're been ANYWHERE near DN fandon, you'll know why I picked these men.

 

[Luthorne]

Okay, that was me, unless I missed someone sparking off my idea, and you misunderstood. What we have is not a process that allows for an ordinary person to be turned into an EVA, what we have is an artifical entity that can turn itself into an EVA, except without the armor, since that part's inorganic. They are not supposed to be some sort of mass infantry, because even with Yui's expertise it takes a long time to assemble them...they simply can't be mass produced. The creation is still too volatile, with far too many things that can go wrong, especially since it's designed to have two different forms. They are super rare heavy infantry.

Additionally, due to security reasons, they require a handler that can synch with them, because, frankly, we're worried about artificial entities with the power of an Evangelion going berserk. While it is possible the handler and the Lunar Eva will merge, ala Shinji and Unit-01, it's not possible for that to happen without them being perfectly in synch anyways, which is almost impossible to actually force. Not to mention, even if we could (and that could hypothetically be possible much farther down the road), we still don't have the means to mass produce the originals in the first place.

That they may look like cute girls the rest of the time, and usually wind up becoming attatched due to the nature of their link with their handler is entirely beside the point. :snigger:

And Bluepen, your work is epic as always.

Are we talking about Ultimate Girls? :lol:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultimate_Girls

Hmm, not entirely...unless I'm missing the part in the story where the girls transform into gargantuan warbeasts of DOOM.

Basically, in their default form, they're kind of like a Kaworu knockoff when it comes to powers...some levitation, AT-Field, etc, etc. Of course, physically, they can look like whatever Yui decides she wants to cook up...and since most of our troops are males, and would probably not be comfortable with an overly clingy male that follows them around everywhere, they're probably going to be female.

In their EVA forms, well. They get the AT field, brute strength, speed, and they may evolve over time to get more specialized powers, since Angels can adapt, but it'd be a gradual process of specialization...ie, leaning more towards speed, strength, endurance, AT-Field manipulation, organic armor, weapons...but until then, they'll either have to go hand-to-hand, or they'll have to carry along armor and weapons for the transformed 'Lunar Angel' to don before heading into battle.

So, if we give one an oversized particle beam cannon, their tactics will start revoolving around it, and they'll eventually start to specialize in a way that makes that tactic more effective...greater speed, if they trey to hop aroundl ike a rabbit on speed and make things go boom, high accuracy and greater senses if they become sniper types, becoming more tanklike if they just try to take the damage and give out as much or more abuse than they recieve...and, of course, they might eventually develop their own energy beam, or a docking place for it.

You get the general gist, neh?

 

[biigoh]

They're giant lolis with Ultra-Man type powers... that transform from normal lolis. I think that really says it all, y'know.

EDIT - their powers are derived from their embaressment. Which is easily factored in by their giant outfits disintergrating with time on their own. :lol:

 

[Ninsaneja]

The Imperial Guardsmen were on the ropes. That was the sentiment of the commissar, though the first soldier to bring it up was immediately executed. There was no second soldier to bring it up.

Their own las-rifle fire blazed down the barren field, ricocheting and blasting all over the enemy's side of the battlefield, but to little effect. In return, the foe was firing with deadly accuracy to devastating effect. In fact, their psyker estimated that half of the company was dead and only a few of the enemy had bitten it - maybe ten percent.

He was close to giving up. By the emperor, he had promised never to retreat! But the battle was hopeless.

A flash of blue light from the enemy made him look closer. At first, he thought it was some new weapon, sealing their fate, but instead the foe began to break, Dark Eldar scattering and falling around their strange allies, who only fell after the last Dark Eldar had gone.

Through the ashes strode a single, pale man, his skin appearing much like the Dark bastards' but clearly human. The Commissar breathed a sigh of relief.

"By the Emperor, you arrived just on time. How did the TFF know we needed help against these fucking perverts?" The Commissar lit a cigarette.

The man's face scrunched in distaste. "You've overstepped your bounds, commander."

The commissar lifted an eyebrow. "What?"

"I never said I was sent by the TFF. You're out of your territory. You're causing trouble where I patrol. You cause chaos in a world without struggle."

"This blasted world is dead but for the armies stationed here! How is that order?"

Rack looked at the man darkly. "That is the true essence of order."

The Commissar lifted his chainsword wearily as the still corpses of his foes and friends alike began to lift themselves on unsteady feet and take up their weapons once more.

He swung his sword a final time.

His head hit the floor.

 

[Delta Green Friendly]

As I mentioned, we make up for our terrible, worse then super-difficult X-COM survival rates,

Worse then Superhuman difficulty X-Com?

Must be only the first game then. TFTD was... Well, the less said, the better. Goddamn Blaster Bomb wannabes equipped by EVERY alien, and they NEVER miss. :rant:

Please don't give me flashbacks.

Sorry, I'm feeling sadistic.

... Tentaculats. They didn't have the goddamn curtesy to STAY ON THE GROUND! I lost whole squads and subs to these bastards.

 

[Delta Green Friendly]

Huh. I'm sorry, I indulged my penchant for stuffy melodrama. Sorry. Didn't mean to bite your head off, Bluepencil.

NINJA EDIT: Thanks, DGF. I may be crap at actual stories, but I can speech-wrtie pretty well. Probably why I'm so bad at actual stories, come to think of it...Too wordy.

Hey, don't say that. Tolkien, Balzac, Zola, all of them were VERY wordy writers. And all of their works are remembered as some of the finest litterature Humanity has ever produced.

 

[andaandyckas]

By the by... might I suggest a few more Princes of YAOI?

L Lawliet (aka L, Ryuzaki, Hideki Ryuga, Eraldo Coil)
- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L_%28Death_Note%29
- the man spend an arc chained to another guy that he's very... focussed on

Light Yagami (aka Kira)
- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Light_Yagami
- the man spend an arc chained to another guy...
- he's als a pretty boy, who cheerfully uses pretty girls for EVIL and not sexing 'em up, while focused on L

Mello and Near
- L's replacements...

Teru Mikami
- Kira's follower

if you're been ANYWHERE near DN fandon, you'll know why I picked these men.

Yeah, I read you. And I really hope that Shindo Hikaru or Touya Akira doesn't fall to The YAOI side, cause their tactical and strategical ability? :blink: :blink: h43r: h43r:

Hmmmm, maybe They can be lured to TFF side. with the promise to PURGE the 'verse of SH/TA story.

 

[B.B. Rain]

Huh. I did miss a bit. Curse you, sleep!

Ohhkay...First off, Luthorne. Sorry about both misunderstanding your snippet/idea, and about thinking it was Rush's idea. I should've double checked. Uhm...Just went back over the relevant page three times. Apologies also go to Byakuryuu, who had the first pop-up of the Lunar EVA, which the idea seems spawned from. Finally, apologies to Major Rush, for crediting you with an idea I was trying to oppose.

Moving on...General AntiAssassinGuy, I'm a bit confused. Where does my rank of Lieutenant Colonel fall on your rank scale? Come to think of it...How do my redshirts fall into the Mobile Infantry? And...Say we're in a particularly long battle. We recondition most of the Infantry-size Vita-Rans to produce bomb-bots, mechanized tanks, and other heavy weopons. Due to the reconditioning, we stop producing the higher-level COs, and I (or one of my contemporaries) end up taking control of the sector infantry forces unti the Vita-Rans get reconditioned. Do we/I/they temporarily go up a tier, to deal with the high-end intel and stuff while the CO's out? We could alwys get brain-bleached later...

Next up: DGF, thanks. I meant that I let my wordy speech-writing take over and replace the plot...or extend a two-page scene to three chapters. Thanks for comparing me to some of the greats, man.

Fourth: So the EVA/Angel shock troops are powered by embarressment, huh? And my Vita-rans are powered by profanity...Do we have those FTL drives that run on bad news? They could be useful for courier missions from the front, if things take a turn for the worst...

Fifth: Ninsaneja...What just happened? Did your character...Attack our allies, or what? I'm totally confused.

Finally: Bluepencil, sorry to bug you, but...could I please have answers to the questions I asked you? The questions here?

 

[Delta Green Friendly]

Huh. I did miss a bit. Curse you, sleep!

Ohhkay...First off, Luthorne. Sorry about both misunderstanding your snippet/idea, and about thinking it was Rush's idea. I should've double checked. Uhm...Just went back over the relevant page three times. Apologies also go to Byakuryuu, who had the first pop-up of the Lunar EVA, which the idea seems spawned from. Finally, apologies to Major Rush, for crediting you with an idea I was trying to oppose.

Moving on...General AntiAssassinGuy, I'm a bit confused. Where does my rank of Lieutenant Colonel fall on your rank scale? Come to think of it...How do my redshirts fall into the Mobile Infantry? And...Say we're in a particularly long battle. We recondition most of the Infantry-size Vita-Rans to produce bomb-bots, mechanized tanks, and other heavy weopons. Due to the reconditioning, we stop producing the higher-level COs, and I (or one of my contemporaries) end up taking control of the sector infantry forces unti the Vita-Rans get reconditioned. Do we/I/they temporarily go up a tier, to deal with the high-end intel and stuff while the CO's out? We could alwys get brain-bleached later...

Next up: DGF, thanks. I meant that I let my wordy speech-writing take over and replace the plot...or extend a two-page scene to three chapters. Thanks for comparing me to some of the greats, man.

Fourth: So the EVA/Angel shock troops are powered by embarressment, huh? And my Vita-rans are powered by profanity...Do we have those FTL drives that run on bad news? They could be useful for courier missions from the front, if things take a turn for the worst...

Fifth: Ninsaneja...What just happened? Did your character...Attack our allies, or what? I'm totally confused.

Finally: Bluepencil, sorry to bug you, but...could I please have answers to the questions I asked you? The questions here?

No problem! Every writer should have his chance to write. My duty is only to make sure that the proper comments, advice and praise go to those who need it most.


Our FTL drives could work on sheer Courage! Althought that would mean putting Kamina and Simon in Golden Throne-like machines to power our Fleets.

We need the Dai Gurren Dan on the front, where they'll do the most damage. Imagine a Choudinga Gurren Lagann piloted by both Simon and Kamina!

 

[Delta Green Friendly]

Damn, First Double post ever.

 

[byakuryuu]

Huh. I did miss a bit. Curse you, sleep!

Ohhkay...First off, Luthorne. Sorry about both misunderstanding your snippet/idea, and about thinking it was Rush's idea. I should've double checked. Uhm...Just went back over the relevant page three times. Apologies also go to Byakuryuu, who had the first pop-up of the Lunar EVA, which the idea seems spawned from. Finally, apologies to Major Rush, for crediting you with an idea I was trying to oppose.

Moving on...General AntiAssassinGuy, I'm a bit confused. Where does my rank of Lieutenant Colonel fall on your rank scale? Come to think of it...How do my redshirts fall into the Mobile Infantry? And...Say we're in a particularly long battle. We recondition most of the Infantry-size Vita-Rans to produce bomb-bots, mechanized tanks, and other heavy weopons. Due to the reconditioning, we stop producing the higher-level COs, and I (or one of my contemporaries) end up taking control of the sector infantry forces unti the Vita-Rans get reconditioned. Do we/I/they temporarily go up a tier, to deal with the high-end intel and stuff while the CO's out? We could alwys get brain-bleached later...

Next up: DGF, thanks. I meant that I let my wordy speech-writing take over and replace the plot...or extend a two-page scene to three chapters. Thanks for comparing me to some of the greats, man.

Fourth: So the EVA/Angel shock troops are powered by embarressment, huh? And my Vita-rans are powered by profanity...Do we have those FTL drives that run on bad news? They could be useful for courier missions from the front, if things take a turn for the worst...

Fifth: Ninsaneja...What just happened? Did your character...Attack our allies, or what? I'm totally confused.

Finally: Bluepencil, sorry to bug you, but...could I please have answers to the questions I asked you? The questions here?

No problem! Every writer should have his chance to write. My duty is only to make sure that the proper comments, advice and praise go to those who need it most.


Our FTL drives could work on sheer Courage! Althought that would mean putting Kamina and Simon in Golden Throne-like machines to power our Fleets.

We need the Dai Gurren Dan on the front, where they'll do the most damage. Imagine a Choudinga Gurren Lagann piloted by both Simon and Kamina!

Lt Colonel is the equivalent rank as a Squadron Commander/Leader within the Space Fleets and Lieutenant Commander within the Mobile Infantry. The rank of Major is the equivalent of Squadron Lt. Commander/Captain and Field Captain/Infantry Lieutenant. Admiral is Fleet Commander, exculsive to the Space Fleet. Lieutenants within Squadrons are non-official ranks, usually Sergeants given leadership capacity.

 

[Daneel Rush]

(This is a direct continuation of GroundWormÆs snippet in page 5)

"Hey! You old guy; your the doctor? What the hell took you so long!?"

Wha-? Hey, IÆm insulted!
ôIÆm not that old. IÆll let you know IÆm not even thirty!ö

The man, Code Name GroundWorm (why in GodÆs name does a test pilot need a code name, anyway?), blinks in blatant disbelief.
ôWell you look like shit.ö

Yeah, I blame a sedentary life and the Orochi Toxin. Mostly the toxin. I must make quite a sight with my sunken eyes and my thin, emaciated body. Anti Assassinguy killed my chances at Uzume, but the Toxin was the nail that sealed the coffin.

The paper in my hands says that heÆs a blonde, but his scalp shows an intriguing absence of hair right now. The fire got that bad, huh?

ôYeah, I know. So, how are you?ö I say as I make my way inside the room and walk closer to the man in bed.
ôJust who the hell areàö

He doesnÆt finish. Ah, Sasara-chan just entered the room. So did Yami-chan, but she might as well not exist.
ôSorry for the intrusion.ö She bows. DonÆt you realize youÆre giving him a perfect view of your fantastic cleavage, girl? Seriously.

No, IÆm not jealous.

ôI am Daneel Rush, Director of Armada Omega, and this is my lovely assistant, Sasara-chan.ö
Sasara shoots me an odd look. IÆd say itÆs an angry look, but itÆs too cute to categorize like that. ôKusugawa Sasara.ö She bows again. Damn.

IÆm no psychologist, but I think IÆm very good at reading people. As expected, the guy goes into a rant.

ôAh! YOU BASTARD! Do you think I didnÆt read the report, you little dipshit!? CHINESE BOLTS, FUCK DAMMIT, CHINESE! Are you fucking RETARDED or something? Those things are more unreliable than a Microsoft OS!ö

Ah, the guy knows his ancient history. Nice touch.

ôWHAT KIND OF POOR EXCUSE OF AN ENGINEER ARE YOU!? WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING!?ö

I shut down his rant. Poor Sasara, she looks terrifiedàand maybe a bit miffed. I pull her right sleeve before she can even think of talking back. She probably thinks itÆs unfair of me to be on the receiving end of this rant (and sheÆs right: I mean, I wasnÆt even here, or a member of Omega, when it happened), but this is part of the DirectorÆs job.

I can always get back at Rinzu in some heinous way. Hopefully involving nudity in some way and form.

ôI knew it! MAYBE you would do a better job if you spend more time THINKING and less time FUCKING YOUR LITTLE SECRETARY-ö
ôI WISH!ö Did I just- ôI MEAN, OF COURSE NOT! I MEANàDAMN IT!ö

Wow, now this is uncomfortable. And I donÆt want to see the look on Sasara-chanÆs face right now. At least I got him to shut up.
ôFirst of all, I only started working at Omega, like, five hours ago. I sure as hell wasnÆt the one who came up with the bright idea of using Chinese bolts. The person responsible has already been dealt with.ö

ôSecond, the single reason IÆm here listening to your whining is because, as the Director of Armada Omega, the biggest and most important of TFFÆs research centers, I have the dignity to assume proper responsibility for my subordinatesÆ stupidity, EVEN if I wasnÆt the Director when the incident in question took place.ö

ôThird and last, you will apologize to my assistant RIGHT NOW or IÆll. Kick. Your. Ass. I may be weaker than a housecat, but the way youÆre now, IÆm damn sure I can make you suffer.ö

A long, uncomfortable silence. I dare look at Sasara. She has her face down, but I can see hints of crimson there. Oh crap.
ôI mean, seriously, look at her. SheÆs beautiful. What makes you possibly think she would want this failure of a man? Now that I think about it, I donÆt even know if she has a guy already! Do you have a boyfriend, Sasara-chan?ö I know sheÆs single because I have her CV.

She shakes her head almost desperately. Poor girl, sheÆs embarrassed beyond words. I turn back to the guy on the hospital bed.
ôYou have insulted her virtueàand her intelligence, too, in fact. Hell, she should be mad at ME! Well, she probably is, but I guess IÆll deal with that later. The point is: APOLOGIZE. NOW.ö

Hey, I just noticed: what a funny codename, GroundWorm. If his next sentence doesnÆt include an apology in any form, it will become very appropriate.

ôYouÆre right. I overstepped. My apologies, Kusugawa-san, Mister Rush.ö
ôAdmiral Rush.ö Sasara states. Her face is back up and carrying a fierce determination I hadnÆt seen in the few hours weÆve been together.

Her voice is cold as ice. Maybe this is the ôtrueö Sasara. Even if it isnÆt, itÆs just a matter of time. The hero-worship will not last forever.

ôAnd apology accepted.ö Really? æcause IÆd swear you donÆt sound very accepting.

Wait, Admiral?

ôAdmiral?ö

Sasara shakes and makes her trademark ôdeer in headlightsö face, even covering her mouth with her face like the monkey in that funny old picture. ôUh?ö

Okay, IÆm getting scared.
ôI meant Major! Major!ö She looks back at GroundWorm, her face back to stone. Damn, sheÆs the queen of facial changes.
ôMajor.ö She might as well be saying ôFuck you.ö
ôO-kaayy.ö HeÆs obviously as freaked out as I am. ôMajor Rush.ö

WeÆre so talking later, Sasara-chan.

ôWa-waitàMajor Rush? Major Daneel Rush? The Punisher of Shinjuku-302!?ö

There it is. The ôHolycrapyouÆremynewGodö face. And people still remember that thing?

Fuck damn it.

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Next time - Two surprise visitors: a big guy from TFF and Sasara's best friend. Fun for all ages...well, maybe not.

Since I didn't include any in the snip, a hawt pic of Sa-ryan!
:cumdrool:

 

[Marquis Le'Quack]

Posted a new topic in the RPG Forum, where you guys can continue this new fantasy story. I didn't want to move this thread because the original story and idea behind it belong firmly in the Naruto section.

New Thread is here: TFF: Anti-Yaoi Brigade

Have Fun!

 

[Jim Starluck]

Is there anyway to strip out the non-story posts? Or copy them over to the new thread?

 

[byakuryuu]

The Imperial Guardsmen were on the ropes. That was the sentiment of the commissar, though the first soldier to bring it up was immediately executed. There was no second soldier to bring it up.

Their own las-rifle fire blazed down the barren field, ricocheting and blasting all over the enemy's side of the battlefield, but to little effect. In return, the foe was firing with deadly accuracy to devastating effect. In fact, their psyker estimated that half of the company was dead and only a few of the enemy had bitten it - maybe ten percent.

He was close to giving up. By the emperor, he had promised never to retreat! But the battle was hopeless.

A flash of blue light from the enemy made him look closer. At first, he thought it was some new weapon, sealing their fate, but instead the foe began to break, Dark Eldar scattering and falling around their strange allies, who only fell after the last Dark Eldar had gone.

Through the ashes strode a single, pale man, his skin appearing much like the Dark bastards' but clearly human. The Commissar breathed a sigh of relief.

"By the Emperor, you arrived just on time. How did the TFF know we needed help against these fucking perverts?" The Commissar lit a cigarette.

The man's face scrunched in distaste. "You've overstepped your bounds, commander."

The commissar lifted an eyebrow. "What?"

"I never said I was sent by the TFF. You're out of your territory. You're causing trouble where I patrol. You cause chaos in a world without struggle."

"This blasted world is dead but for the armies stationed here! How is that order?"

Rack looked at the man darkly. "That is the true essence of order."

The Commissar lifted his chainsword wearily as the still corpses of his foes and friends alike began to lift themselves on unsteady feet and take up their weapons once more.

He swung his sword a final time.

His head hit the floor.

/-/Bravo Base/-/

"Luthorne!"

Said mad scientist looked up from his old-fashioned notepad, to see a furious and worried General Assasinguy, Sergeants HK-47 and Albert Wesker traling in the shorter man's wake, indifference printed over their faces. He stopped some feet away from the grizzled man, catching his breath.

"'Sup, General?" he gave a friendly salute, only to be met with wary eyes. "Ion Cannons not firing right? 'Cause you know, we have a selection of other fine Weapons of Mega Massive Destruction in our stock..."

"You got any Particle Chargers?" came Wesker's enquiry, looking at a fellow Extremely Mad Scientist, "Because you see, my Sqaudron could really use some of those babies."

"Sorry, bud, only General Assasinguy here's got dibs on the good shit." he grinned down, "The man here's got special priveleges, see, and - !"

"Did you discharge a certain Lich named Rack from your R and D confinement?"

"The guy with the Marysue Bacterium? Yeah, we did." he look puzzled, "Gave him a Norma Suppressant to keep the Bacterium dormant, what's wrong?"

He pulled out a datapad and handed it over to the Madboyz member.

"You'll see what I mean," Luthorne pressed the enter key on the pad. "Your suppressants weren't good enough."

A crackling video made itself known, showing the figure of Rack and another soldier.

The man's face scrunched in distaste. "You've overstepped your bounds, commander."

The commissar lifted an eyebrow. "What?"

"I never said I was sent by the TFF. You're out of your territory. You're causing trouble where I patrol. You cause chaos in a world without struggle."

They talked some more, until...

Rack killed him.

Luthorne dropped the datapad.

"We have to get Admiral Rush," Assasinguy sounded, "God knows what's at stake here."

"The bacterium is highly contagious; if that sonuvabitch gets to Coreworld - !" Luthorne hadn't lost his cool in a long time, but now, in the face of a NEW threat to the TFF Coreworld, in the guise of friendship... "I'll get Rush, sir. That bastard needs to be hunted down and quarantined before the bacterium wipes us out!"

"My Fleet's doing that right now." he turned his back, ready to leave, "I'm getting your help because you're one of the best, Luthorne. No one knows about this yet; keep it within your department."

"Did you tell Hawk?"

There was only silence.

"Good God."

"Yeah, it's that bad."

/-/-/

Rack's bacterium has turned on us once again.. the dreaded Marysue. The worst part? He's located near FFnet.

God help us all.

 

[Delta Green Friendly]

The man's face scrunched in distaste.? "You've overstepped your bounds, commander."

The commissar lifted an eyebrow.? "What?"

"I never said I was sent by the TFF.? You're out of your territory.? You're causing trouble where I patrol.? You cause chaos in a world without struggle."

That guy is obviously an Anti-Spiral. Unleash the Dai Gurren Dan.

 

[lcpoketoon]

"They say the Hordes of Yaoi are endless. Then we shall bring them to a ending. For we are those who were lost in the Hentai sector. We have grown strong an we return to purge the yaoi from all space."

LC Poketoon stands under the spot light as he looks at the camrea. His grey skin in contrast to his bright lime green zoot suit. His red eyes glow as he smiles showing his fangs. " If I must walk the path of the Hentai I shall do it with pride as i bring a end to the Yaoi."

Working the camra is a Cabbit pokegirl dressed in a pink Star Terk:OS uniform as she grins an near her is her twin who pilots their vessal. Sitting at the weapon controls is the pokegirl Ice Empress Shiva, her pale skin and long blue hair stand out in her pink uniform. Poketoon smiles as he looks to the camrea." I shall not stop till all worlds infected by the yaoi are converted by the power of my Poke'girl Cannon. Whimper, Cry, Beg for mercy Yaoi for the Pokegirl shall Consume you in their Hentai!"

The camra switches to a outside angle to show a lime green Deathstar with a yellow smilie face on it.



Name: LC Poketoon
Rank: Commander in the Pokegirl Combine of the Hentai Sector
Weapons: The HentaiStar, a rebuilt Deathstar. It carries the Poke'girl Cannon that has the power to convert any female on a planet into a pokegirl an send them into a tameing frenzy as they attack any males near by.
Crew:
Rin 'oki & Lin'oki: twin Cabbit sisters who are bonded to LC and follow him on his path.
Ice Empress Shiva: She came along just for the hell of it. skilled in weapon reseach.
Unknown Pokegirls kept in pokeballs to be released on worlds that have not yet fallen to the Yaoi.

 

[bluepencil]

B.B. Rain:
Questions? Weren't those directed at someone else? I don't remember Force Equalizing Tech, merely the nullifiers for Plot-Induced Stupidity. There is the bomb to corrode Plot Armor, but that's still in development. Until then, burn teh ghey with sheer Awesome. ^_^

 

[biigoh]

By the by... might I suggest a few more Princes of YAOI?

L Lawliet (aka L, Ryuzaki, Hideki Ryuga, Eraldo Coil)
- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L_%28Death_Note%29
- the man spend an arc chained to another guy that he's very... focussed on

Light Yagami (aka Kira)
- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Light_Yagami
- the man spend an arc chained to another guy...
- he's als a pretty boy, who cheerfully uses pretty girls for EVIL and not sexing 'em up, while focused on L

Mello and Near
- L's replacements...

Teru Mikami
- Kira's follower

if you're been ANYWHERE near DN fandon, you'll know why I picked these men.

Yeah, I read you. And I really hope that Shindo Hikaru or Touya Akira doesn't fall to The YAOI side, cause their tactical and strategical ability? :blink: :blink: h43r: h43r:

Hmmmm, maybe They can be lured to TFF side. with the promise to PURGE the 'verse of SH/TA story.

It's too late, they're the pets of Sai, one of the Princes of YAOI.

 

[andaandyckas]

By the by... might I suggest a few more Princes of YAOI?

L Lawliet (aka L, Ryuzaki, Hideki Ryuga, Eraldo Coil)
- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L_%28Death_Note%29
- the man spend an arc chained to another guy that he's very... focussed on

Light Yagami (aka Kira)
- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Light_Yagami
- the man spend an arc chained to another guy...
- he's als a pretty boy, who cheerfully uses pretty girls for EVIL and not sexing 'em up, while focused on L

Mello and Near
- L's replacements...

Teru Mikami
- Kira's follower

if you're been ANYWHERE near DN fandon, you'll know why I picked these men.

Yeah, I read you. And I really hope that Shindo Hikaru or Touya Akira doesn't fall to The YAOI side, cause their tactical and strategical ability? :blink: :blink: h43r: h43r:

Hmmmm, maybe They can be lured to TFF side. with the promise to PURGE the 'verse of SH/TA story.

It's too late, they're the pets of Sai, one of the Princes of YAOI.

Really?

h43r: h43r: h43r:

Oh shoot.

I move to get someone to assasinate them. Like I said, their lvl of Tactical and Strategical thinking is .... scary.