Naruto Ramblings and musings

halfawannabe

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indeed.

Least I didn't get my ass jumped on like the time I made a joke about being proud of not knowing what Gurren Lagann is.
 

holyknight

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DhampyrX2 said:
It's not like an earlier snippet established that Ichiro has enough Uzumaki blood to make fresh scrolls to teach Naruto anything he wants or that there was already a whole locker full of Uzumaki scrolls revealed before he confronted Naruto.

Oh wait...

:p
That, or ALL important Uzumaki Scrolls, do have apart of the Blood-Lock Seal, a Reverse-Summoning Type Seal.......imagine Danzou's face when the entire room filled with Uzumaki scrolls that he had just checked minutes ago, its now emptier than Orochimaru's morals....
 

zeebee1

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Defense number 1: When activated the ink on the scrolls are transferred to blank scrolls while the old scrolls are turned into a miniature black hole.
 

DhampyrX2

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zeebee1 said:
Defense number 1: When activated the ink on the scrolls are transferred to blank scrolls while the old scrolls are turned into a miniature black hole.
Only on the Hiraishin scroll Kushina helped Minato make.... er um, never mind. :unsure!:
 

zeebee1

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Teleportation should be significantly easier if none of the two locations are mobile.
 

whitewhiskey

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An Idea for a story I have no name for yet

Excerpt from the private journal of Samos Hagai-

àexperiments preformed by Baron Praxis. These experiments, abominable as they were, had an effect I doubt even Gol or Maia could have ever expected. Dark eco was pumped into Jak in such amounts that, normally, it would have probably killed anyone else. Even my former friends, as twisted as they had become, would have probably succumbed to death from such treatment. I believe, in actuality, that the actions of the fallen sages may have lead to the key cause of JakÆs survival. In his fight with the siblings, Jak had come into contact with Light Eco, a substance I thought had been nothing more than a myth. As short as his use of it was, I believe it was that which saved his life. This Idea is supported by the fact that the Precursors themselves were able to balance his dark side with powers granted by Light Eco.

But, even with his balance, I am still concerned. Perhaps it is an effect of the balance, or a by-product of the Praxis experiments, but it seems almost as if Jak can actually produce Dark Eco, an ability that, at times seems to be influenced by his anger. It is almost as if it is not a balance within him, but a stalemate between opposing forces.

Even given his light powers, I fear losing the boy with every time he transformsà


Excerpt from a Precursor research file (Decrypted)-

Date XXXX

I believe the device and my research are nearing fruition, but may have also reached a dead end. It was highly difficult to find Eco crystals of the right purity and crystalline structure. While not as difficult, the other materials were difficult to obtain as well, and while it seems bleak at the moment, the desired end result would be well worth it all.

The key is balance in the powers, just as it was in subject Jak of planet BovnÆc Five. While his initial exposure to Dark Eco was unfortunate for him, the observational data of his reaction and abilities alone have been a boom to my research. The boy seems to produce, actually produce, Dark eco from within his own body and control it to a degree. Although the production levels could be considered just above negligible, which is why he needs to absorb larger amounts from outside sources to use his abilities, the fact that it is possible opens whole new areas of research, but I still face a wall I canÆt seem to pass.

I hope that my device could, in a way similar to Jak, allow a subject to produce Eco of any, or dare I hope, all of the six types, but in far more useable amounts. However, as things are now, the device would only have an effect similar to someone attempting to channel Eco on a greater and longer lasting scale, and while an interesting concept, it is a horribly inefficient method for such an outcome.

I do theorize, however, if we could find a race that already produces usable energy naturally, the device, in its current state, would possibly have the desired effect, or that race would be the key to fixing these problems, but as such a race is not yet known, this remains only a theory. Another theory would guess that, since Jak can, in a way, produce energy from within himself, it could also work on him, but the greater chance would be that, due to his current state, the device would simply throw his tenuous balance, most probably resulting in his death.

I hope that, in the future, there will be a breakthrough in my work, but as it stands this project may be a failure until these problems can be rectified.


Excerpt from a theft report from the same lab shortly after (Partially decrypted)-

Reporting Officer: Captain XXXX

Date: XXXX

The robbery was reported by Professor XXXX shortly after he arrived in the morning. No signs of forced entry, or any entry. Security recording show a three second space of static shortly after midnight in the lab, cameras outside the lab show no entry of exit, but also show the three seconds of static. The moments of static seem to sync up with a small explosion in a nearby lab studying the possible spatial warping properties of Dark Eco.

Missing Objects: A warp gate in for repairs, a number of minor tools.

Additional notes: Professor XXXX also claimed a special device was stolen, one containing Eco crystals. Because of the classified nature of the device, copies of all investigation notes are to be turned over to the military police to continue the investigation.


Final page of journal belonging to Minato Namikaze, Oct 7 (decrypted)-

The array seemed to completely overload from an outside source. Because of the resulting explosion, the sealing array was completely destroyed, so I have no way of knowing what sort of mistake on the new kunaiÆs etched seal could have caused this. The smoke has cleared and, while the attempt at a new, improved Hiraishin type is now lost, it has given me something strange.

There are a number of odd sized but relatively normal tools, they seem sized almost for something the size of a child (Or old man Onoki, heh heh), but there are also a couple of strange objects as well.

One is an odd ring, about, maybe, a meter in diameter, roughly seven and a half centimeters thick, it is mainly an orange/gold color (Kushina would probably love it), but around the inside of the ring is a blue strip, no seam between the two parts. Purpose unknown, I can probably assume the item has a practical function, but is either defective, broken or I am simply unable to activate it. I noticed there is no cord or visible power input of any sort. I made an attempt to focus a chakra flow into and it got me a split second glow, a flicker, but if chakra can be used, at all, to power it, I would assume the cost will be monstrous (Perhaps pursue the possible use of Nature chakra as alternate energy source if I can ever figure out what the damn thing is).

The other object is mostly egg shaped and seems, for the most part, to be made of the same orange/gold alloy, but with six colored and well cut gems on the top (I assume itÆs the top since the other end it flat, so it can stand). The crystals are each a different color, white, red, blue, green, and yellow with the final one seeming a shifting blend of violet and black. Each of the crystals seems to contain an odd energy thatÆs unknown to me (Note to self, be careful with the black/violet gem, which seems able to release a small but painful shock, should possibly seek a comparison to the meteor at Hoshigakure). I am reluctant to try chakra activation like I did with the ring, the egg, or rather, the black crystal, gives me anàominous feeling.

Troubling, both objects seem to cause some sort of interference with my Hiraishin seals, should keep from using the jutsu near them for now. I will lock down the lab until further notice and use one of my other labs for all other projects until after I have determined the safety of these objects or ensured their destruction.


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Naruto carefully made his way through the cave heÆd found, the worn and half torn seals around the entrance only serving to spike his curiosity as he lit a lantern. I wonder what theyÆre supposed to do. I canÆt wait to check this place out, with all those seals and crap there must be something really cool down here, maybe itÆs treasure, or maybe some super awesome ninjaÆs secret stash of jutsu instructions, or-or maybeà

Yes, this was simply a young teenÆs curiosity. Naruto Uzumaki, after reading an old book heÆd never gotten around to reading/returning to the library and, during a rainstorm, it was literally the only thing he had left to do, really. He started spending chunks of his free time looking for cave treasure when heÆd found his latest discovery after heàcarefully dug it out. Someone else would call it him accidentally causing a small rock slide, but they werenÆt here now, were they?

NarutoÆs new cave seemed ready to pay off. After maybe a hundred feet, the normal cave floors, walls and ceiling gave way to a well carved out hallway leading to a very thick metal door with a whole bunch of weird carvings in it. Ero-sennin would probably know something about it, but he was out of the village for his so called æresearchÆ, the old pervert. Naruto, being himself, made do with what he had, first by chucking a kunai at the door, from a safe distance, to check for any sort of impact trap. When that was cleared, he sent a clone to try and open the door and, while the knob turned, the door seemed to heavy for the clone to push, so he sent anotherà

And anotherà

And yet anotherà

Eventually he had a total of seven clones pressing on the door before he approached it himself, ôDamn, whoever built this must have been stronger than obaa-chan and super bushy brows combined,ö the original took a position and took hold of the handle, ôOkay, on the count of three guys, one, two, thr-aaahhh.ö As soon as Naruto turned the doorknob, he felt a slice into his hand and the door gave way, all the clones puffing away as they ended up piled on the original. Naruto groaned as he stood before going back to get his lantern. He found a small gash on his hand, a little bit of blood dripping out and a little on the door knob. Good news was he was in, bad news was he had to use the last of that salve stuff Hinata gave him in the chunin exams on the gash (He had to try and find out what was in that stuff, it really worked). He entered the room. It was a medium sized room and the whole place was really dusty, and warm. There was a desk, a bookshelf, a table and weird looking kunai hanging in the corners. Naruto looked at the papers and a journal on the desk after tossing his jacket on the chair, but it all seemed like gibberish to him. He looked over to the bookshelf. Just the titles on the spines were over his head, he even opened one and found that, while he knew the words, he had no idea what the dang thing was talking about, and he seriously doubted they ever went over this stuff at the academy. It seemed like the kind of stuff only Ero-sennin or the old-lady would understand.

The table had some cool stuff, though. First was a huge, gold looking egg with jewels, but the other object was what got NarutoÆs attention. It was a big, orange and blue (awesome colors) ring. Naruto picked the ring up, too excited to notice the blue arcing sparks when it tapped the egg, and turned back to the desk to get a better look at the ring in the lantern-light.

ItÆs not rust. ItÆs like some cool new metal. Why the hell would someone make a ring this big, though? It is damn cool, really, and itÆs pretty strong, and it hasnÆt rusted in here. Maybe it doesnÆt rust. Oh, I wonder if Tenten knows anyone who can make a sword from this. That would be kick-ass! Naruto Uzumaki, the Orange Blade of Justice! No, Naruto, KonohaÆs Orange Death! Noà

During his internal rambling, Naruto failed to see or hear the æeggÆ begin to stir. Without any manual input operating systems, it went with its hardwired automatic programming. The top of the egg snapped up, suspended on seemingly nothing. A small antenna sprouted from the top as six sections, each with one of the crystals, broke off and circled the antenna, pointing at the nearest life form. A more technologically advanced society might have compared the device to a strange satellite dish, but when the sound of arcing electricity alerted Naruto, and he turned to face the strangest thing heÆd ever seen, making the same sound as a chidori baring down on him, he only had time for a partial thought.

HOLY SHI-

A cackling beam of energy passed through the ring Naruto held in front of himself and right into his gut, some of it arcing into the ring as it passed. Naruto had been turned into a living pin-cushion before, heÆd felt a lightning covered hand shoved into his chest twice, heÆd felt his heart get cut at by an evil medic, and heÆd even felt the burning, poisonous energy of a demon force its way through his body. But the feeling of the multicolored energy blasting its way into his body eclipsed it all. It felt like his body was being pulled, twisted and warped in opposing directions all at the same time. Naruto was in such pain that he couldnÆt notice the crystals begin to disappear or the ring begin to glow brighter and brighter as more energy, mostly blue and violet bolts, arced into it. An orb of energy formed in the center of the ring, right in the path of the beam passing through. The orb began to pulse quicker and quicker until the beam from the egg ended, then the orb began pulling at all directions like an implosion. Naruto and the ring itself were quickly pulled into the orb, which then disappeared, right before the cave collapsed.

Rather quickly, a number of Konoha shinobi showed up to investigate. At first, it was just thought to be a cave in, but when an orange jacket was found, it became a search and rescue, with the hokage herself flinging boulders out of the way in her desperation.

No body was found, only a door with some blood on ità
It's a setup for a Naruto/? crossover with Naruto having Eco powers (Jak and Daxter). While it can cross to a lot of things, I'm thinking to a darker DCAU. I know what I'm going with it next and am not sure I can post it here because it's kinda dark and graphic.
 

whitewhiskey

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A dark continuance of my last post. Not for the faint of heart

Contains: blood and death and mentions of rape

She felt separate from her own body, like her own mind was shutting down, but it didnÆt matter, anything to escape this hell.

SheÆd been betrayed by someone sheÆd thought of as an ally, maybe even a friend.

TheyÆd clapped this collar on her like an animal, so she couldnÆt fight back.

They treated her like a toy, like something less than a living being. Just some toy to slake their own twisted desires.

She could still hear it though, the monster within her screaming for revenge, to kill them all, to slay the one whoÆd betrayed her, to spread their entrails as a warning to all other enemies that she was not to be trifled with, that no mercy would be shownà

And she wanted that.

She had fought and restrained the beast inside her soul her entire life, but now all she wanted was to let it loose, to destroy those that had hurt her.

She had fought for whatÆs right for so long, but now she wanted to deliver justice herself, to make them pay-

She faintly heard her captors voices, and even though they were in the same room, she didnÆt hear what they said, probably just wanting to torment her more.


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Naruto fell to a cold floor holding his now smoking gut. He still felt the pain arcing throughout his body, burning, freezing, breaking and healing all at the same time.

ôWhat the fuck was that!?ö

ôWhoÆs that?ö

ôShit, did the Titans find us? Or the League?ö


Naruto, through his pain, pulled himself to a kneeling position with one hand still holding his gut as he looked around the room. There was a bunch of people, some who looked damn strange but all of them dressed in some of the weirdest clothes heÆd ever seen, but that was only noticed for a moment once he saw her.

ôThat was pretty hardcore. I donÆt think IÆve seen you that serious Ero-sennin.ö Naruto said in slight awe and fear.

She was tied up, almost completely stripped, definitely looking like she didnÆt want to be here.

ôNaruto,ö Jiraiya said in a low tone, looking at the burning shack and the corpses heÆd left in there, ôIf there is anything you learn from me, it will be thisàö

Naruto didnÆt know all too much on Fuinjutsu, but that collar with the glowing symbols didnÆt seem to be helping her any.

ôàI may be a pervert, a super pervert, and a shinobi who has seen two wars and killed countless enemies, both in battle and through assassination, but scum like themàö

The blank but sad look in her eyesàand she was covered in-

Naruto gripped his gut as something began to happen, his anger growing as he felt something shift, something darker than even KyuubiÆs tainted chakraà

ôàThey forcibly take something that should only be given willingly and lovingly. They destroy their victims lives and faith in the opposite gender, even humanity as a whole, and force the victim to live, tormented by those memories, even driving some to suicide as these bastards get to liveàö

ôWho the hell are you?ö Naruto didnÆt understand their words, but he heard the heavy footsteps approach as something built up within him.

ôàBut not if I have anything to say. Their kind is lower than trash, lower than scum, the maggots that live off the rot of the world and deserve death.ö

ôHey, IÆm talking to you.ö


A growl came from deep within NarutoÆs very being, something darker and more primal than the demonic beast locked within him.

ôSo I donÆt suffer a rapist to live, Naruto, for they are little more than human monsters.ö

ôRAUGH!ö A roar and an arc of black/violet lightning fired from NarutoÆs mouth, turning the head of the very-large red headed man in front of him into a red, pink and gray pulp with white bone bits.

The members of the HIVE watched as MammothÆs now headless body fell to the ground with a loud thump. They were mostly frozen from what just happened, they were the villains, the bad guys, those heroes and goodie-goods didnÆt kill!

Then, they only watched as the blond changed, his skin turning gray and his hair white with a pair of black horns growing from his forehead, a growl coming from him as his body grew, tearing his clothes in several places as his size surpassed the dead Aussie. The beast now stood at six and a half feet tall on all fours as it finally looked back at the people in the room, its eyes a pair of pitch black windows to the abyss. It growled with a hateful sneer, baring its sharp fangs at the teenage villains.

Billy Numerous was the first to react with an attempt to bring it down with numbers, but all were slashed to pieces by its lengthened, razor sharp claw-nails before the others began to try and bring down the beast. Any who tried close combat were either cut down by its claws or the odd arc of dark lightning from its body, while others tried to blast it from a distance, but didnÆt even scratch itÆs hide.

The beast formerly known as Naruto waded its way through its enemies towards the bound young woman, slaying those that stand in his way. A hairless, blue-green man with red eyes had his throat ripped out of his chest, dragging his lungs and stomach with it. A short, bald teen in a green jumpsuit tried to absorb the dark lightning into his pack with a lightning rod heÆd prepared for such enemies, only for the volatile energy to react in the pack and explode, separating the tiny terrorÆs top from his bottom.

A pale, red eyed teen tried to use his powers to redirect the lightning from an angel-winged girl, only for the dark power to throw the portal out of whack, teleporting random parts of both teens away, leaving them as examples of bleeding human Swiss cheese. A scantily clad ninja girl managed to get in close and bring a claw-like set of blades on the beastÆs face, only for them to break against his skin. She didnÆt have time to regret as a punch to the face launched her with such force, her grinning mask was stuck into her skull for the last second of her life.

By now, the others in the room had realized they were not going to live if they confronted this-this Monster, but the midgets failed attempt to capture the lightning had shorted out the electric door, locking them in with it and no way to contact the outside, as the room had been made so none could contact in or out, by technology or telepathy, to keep their prisoner secluded. None had expected this, and none were prepared for such carnage. The heroes, if they found them, wouldnÆt kill them, maybe rough them up or right out beat them bloody, but they felt secure that they would live. Now, though, they pressed themselves against the walls, praying to whichever deity they had to let them live, even full willing to change their ways if they could escape with their lives.

A large shadow was cast over the pale, violet-haired prisoner. Her blank eyes looked up into the unfamiliar abyssal orbs. Though she had tuned out mostly everything, the blood soaking the beast in front of her told what had happened and what was probably about to happen to her, and sheÆd welcome it. However, looking into the endlessly black eyes, the demon within her quieted and warmth beat inside her, a pleasant warmth that she hadnÆt felt in a long time. Her inner self, the demonic instincts of rage and destruction calmed, loosing its anger in the pools of darkness.

The creatures clawed hands reached towards her neck, and she kept her eyes, filling with gratitude, locked with his. Whatever this dark creature was about to do, break the collar or her neck, she would be free and thankful.

SHIIINK

The beastÆs claws cut easily through the metal of the collar, a few painful nicks hit her skin, but she was finally freeà

And so was the demon.

In seconds, her eyes, still locked with the beastÆs, turned completely red with a second set opening above. With her still too weak to stand and without breaking her gaze into the living darkness, her powers lashed out. Bladed tendrils of dark energy lashed at the surviving captors. Many lost their lives, some lost only limbs, but most lost whatever identified their gender and were left to bleed.

As if an unspoken agreement had been reached, the transformed Naruto tore a slightly bloody cape from a nearby body and draped it over the young woman before carefully picking her up, giving her only a few scratches, and placing her on his back. The four-eyed young woman turned her gaze upon an unharmed teen girl of her age, with red and black hair in a matching outfit.

ôHello, Argent,ö A weak, raspy voice came from the tortured young woman.

ôR-Raven, I-ö

ôSave your lies.ö
Raven growled, which was echoed by Naruto, ôI see the truth in your mind, you were the one to free the brotherhood from the deep freeze, willingly and without coercion, you betrayed all that the Titans stand for, and you betrayed me to this hell.ö Raven breathed shakily, her anger aggravating her weakened state, ôI donÆt give a damn what your selfish reasons are, you happily handed me over to these bastards knowing what they would do to me, you even participated.ö RavenÆs eyes locked into ArgentÆs. The betrayer couldnÆt look away as she began to scream, visions forced into her mind as runic marks burned themselves into her forehead.

ôThis is your punishment, as death is too swift for you. Relive my torture ætil the end of your days, the memories haunting you dreams, the screams ringing true for your every waking moment. Suffer as I have suffered!ö

As Argent fell into a weeping, near catatonic state, Raven slumped onto NarutoÆs back. Seeing things were done, he gathered energy into his mouth and blasted a beam of dark energy through the ceiling and, apparently, several dozen feet of rock before blasting through to the surface. Climbing to the surface, careful not to drop his passenger, he rushed into the woods and away from the sounds of the city suddenly assaulting his more primitive mind.
Next time will probably be the Titans finding the scene and/or the current goings on in Konoha
 

whitewhiskey

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zeebee1 said:
What does that have to do with Jak and Daxter?
:angry: *Facepalm* Naruto was drawing on dark eco. Dark mode? Hence the white hair, horns, gray skin, black eyes and random dark lightning.

Basically, Naruto has Eco powers.
 

Juubi

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I've only seen one before that had Naruto use dark eco like Jak does. The author didn't do a very good job with it. <a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3120642/1/The_Darkness_inside' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>Here you go. </a>
 

whitewhiskey

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Juubi said:
I've only seen one before that had Naruto use dark eco like Jak does. The author didn't do a very good job with it. <a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3120642/1/The_Darkness_inside' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>Here you go. </a>
...How did I do, then?
 

Juubi

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Fine, I suppose. The extent of my involvement with the Jak & Daxter series was Jak II and III. I got a ways in Jak & Daxter, but nowhere near finished the game, so I don't know much of what was just involved with what you wrote, if it was from the other games. Mostly I'd read it for the Dark mode Naruto, depending on how you wrote it.

I've always seen dark mode as evil and crazy, so the transformation in the previously linked fic in the last chapter was acceptable to me. Other than that, it was subpar in my opinion.
 

whitewhiskey

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Juubi said:
Fine, I suppose. The extent of my involvement with the Jak & Daxter series was Jak II and III. I got a ways in Jak & Daxter, but nowhere near finished the game, so I don't know much of what was just involved with what you wrote, if it was from the other games. Mostly I'd read it for the Dark mode Naruto, depending on how you wrote it.

I've always seen dark mode as evil and crazy, so the transformation in the previously linked fic in the last chapter was acceptable to me. Other than that, it was subpar in my opinion.
I have other reasons, but the device gave Naruto powers of all six colors of eco (although he only has 'modes' for light and dark, and currently no idea/control of those powers) and are linked to his chakra, seal and Kyuubi in a way. Initially, Jak had little control and no balancing light powers, and he could only sorta aim the Dark Jak, and even then only barely.

Dark Naruto (Who will have a connection to Yami-Naruto later I think) had a goal set by Naruto's thoughts, Saving Raven. Other than that, he was just an animal of sorts, slightly domesticated, but an animal none the less.
 

DhampyrX2

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Okay, quick question in regards to my Naruto as Rangiku's reincarnation idea. Should I use the version of Haineko from the Zanpakuto arc from the anime?







You know this one?
 

whitewhiskey

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I would say yes, just for the lulz of her hitting on Naruto to see him fluster.
 

zeebee1

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And don't forget to include the part where Naruto asks her why she's wearing a furry diaper.
 

DhampyrX2

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whitewhiskey said:
I would say yes, just for the lulz of her hitting on Naruto to see him fluster.
Ah, but keep in mind that Haineko prefers older men. She's a bit of a letch, but she doesn't like them young. I could see her teasing Naruto, but maybe more in a "At least you're not an Old Hag anymore" kind of way. That was her biggest beef with Rangiku. She thought Rangiku was too old to try to look attractive anymore.
 

zeebee1

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She's wearing a diaper. She has no right to call anyone ugly. When she trims that fur she can talk.
 

DhampyrX2

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zeebee1 said:
She's wearing a diaper. She has no right to call anyone ugly. When she trims that fur she can talk.
If she trims that fur she'll be naked since she's not exactly wearing clothes at this point. Granted the puffy bloomers look was always a little odd, but Haineko made up for it with snarkiness and flirtiness. She was way better than the fem!Byakuya that was Sode no Shirayuki. Just imagine the disasters as she tries to think of someone to pair Naruto up with.

And on the zanpakuto personality note, you had to appreciate Suzumebachi bitching that Soifon needed to get a boyfriend and stop obsessing over Yoruichi. Tell it like it is, little bee. Tell it like it is.
 

Deathwings

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Wait, that's actual fur ? Not just a pair of furry short ? :blink:
 

whitewhiskey

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Deathwings said:
Wait, that's actual fur ? Not just a pair of furry short ? :blink:
I think it's clothes, just like Zabimaru's.



Of course, maybe not, it's not like they're gonna have a female-zanpakto stripping contest.
 

crazyfoxdemon

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whitewhiskey said:
Of course, maybe not, it's not like they're gonna have a female-zanpakto stripping contest.
And why the hell not?
 

zeebee1

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Because that isn't clothes. Those are fur and snake skin coats.

Besides, Haineko can trim her diaper without losing all her hair. That's the point of a trim.
 
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