Another idea I had.
Be afraid, be very afraid....
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Happousai was not happy about the way Ranma had disturbed his latest mission to liberate the silky darlings of Nerima.
ôThat stupid snot-nosed punk! IÆll sort him out!ö
The diminutive pervert reached into his gi and pulled out a scroll. ôThis should teach him a lesson. Now then what do I need to make this happen?ö
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It was rather late when Ranma returned to the Tendo Dojo with Ryoga in tow. The Lost Boy had been avoiding a new arrival in Nerima, who was claiming to be his fiancÚe.
ôDamn, Ryoga, how did you meet this girl?ö the Saotome heir asked as he handed his friend/rival a bottle of water.
ôI donÆt really remember,ö the fanged youth replied. ôUnless, sheÆs that daughter of a woman a met onceàö
ôOh?ö Ranma teased good-naturedly. ôWhen did you become the ladiesÆ man?ö
ôI didnÆt do anything! I just sort of found her and her mother, Mary Suu, in the woods and I helped them with their campfire. I donÆt know what happened, but that girl decided that I æneeded to be glomped good and proper,Æ what ever that means,ö Ryoga shrugged.
Ranma laughed out loud at his friendÆs predicament. ôItÆs about time this happened to someone who ainÆt me.ö
ôLaugh it up, Ranma,ö the Lost Boy deadpanned. ôIÆm sure that your ego can deal with the fact that I managed to find a girl to like me that absolutely hates you.ö
ôWhat?ö
ôOh yeah, didnÆt I tell you? She hates you because she thinks youÆre trying to corrupt me.ö
RanmaÆs face fell. ôThatÆs not funny.ö
ôYes it is,ö Ryoga replied, sticking his tongue out.
The pair of martial artists started laughing in unison until Happi bounded in and unleashed his latest havoc on the cursed Martial artists.
Unfortunately for the shrivelled martial arts master, Kasumi was returning to the kitchen with a dirty tea set and was enveloped in the puce light along with the friendly rivals, rendering the three of them unconscious.
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ôWTF happened there?ö Ranma asked once he had woken up.
ôApparently Happousai was attempting to punish you for earlier, when you stopped his excursion,ö Nabiki explained. ôRyoga and Kasumi were also in the blast.ö
ôO RLY?ö Kasumi enquired as she retied her ponytail.
ôYes,ö Soun nodded. ôIÆm so sorry, Kasumi, Ranma should have protected you more.ö
ôWTF? Are you completely made of fail?ö Ranma demanded from the moustachioed man. ôHow is it my fault?ö
ôæMade of failÆ?ö the middle Tendo repeated. ôJust where did you hear that term, Ranma?ö
ôI dunno lol »\(?_o)/»,ö the pigtailed youth answered with an exaggerated shrug.
Kasumi stood up and stretched. ôBRB, need food. You hungry, Ranma-kun?ö
ôLOL,ö Ryoga chuckled. ôWhen is he not hungry?ö
ôThatÆs true,ö the brunette sighed good-naturedly. ôSo then, how long before Cologne and Shampoo arrive?ö
ôThey should be here soon,ö Nabiki answered. ôHow did you know we called them?ö
ôBecause itÆs what we do whenever Grandfather Happousai brings out anything unusual.ö
ôOh, well, she should be here soon,ö Akane reiterated after she realised that this was indeed the case and the elderly Amazon had been called up several times.
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Five minutes later, Cologne and Shampoo arrived, though this time, the Amazons rang the doorbell, rather than barge in through a wall.
ôSo then, whatÆs the latest mishap for Son-in-law,ö the aged woman asked. ôHe managed to get himself locked in his cursed form again?ö
ôNo, it seems that he, Kasumi and Ryoga were affected by the MasterÆs scroll,ö Soun replied handing a length of paper with crimson writing on it.
ôIÆve never seen a curse like this before,ö Cologne mused as she read through the text. ôAh, so thatÆs what happenedàö
ôWhat did he do?ö Nabiki asked, not liking the way Shampoo was trying to feed Ranma.
ôHeÆs given them a curse. It was a plan to get Ranma to change his behaviour, unfortunately, itÆs not quite worked as planned,ö the matriarch explained. ôHappi no doubt wanted Son-in-law to be more feminine.ö
ôWah blow, Old Ghoul,ö Ranma greeted with a wave when he, Kasumi, Shampoo and Ryoga returned to the common room.
ôGreetings, Son-in-law. Did you know that Happi wanted to make you more of a girl?ö
ôO RLY? Well, perhaps itÆs punch on time!ö the pigtailed youth grinned maliciously as he clenched his fist.
ôNot now, Ranma, we have to get you back to normal,ö Nabiki interrupted. ôSo then, what is this new curse for Saotome?ö
Cologne sighed. ôWell, it seems that Ranma has been cursed to have an altered personality. I donÆt know what went wrong for Happi, but it did and now Ranma, Ryoga and Kasumi have been changed. I might be able to find out a way to return them to normal, but I canÆt guarantee anything.ö
ôI see, well, maybe it wonÆt be so bad,ö Kasumi reasoned. The brunette looked over to see Shampoo trace patterns on RanmaÆs chest. ôShampoo, computer says ænoÆ!ö
ôAiyah! Nice girl act all strange!ö the purple haired lovely exclaimed. ôAiren not act strange?ö
ôBewbiesà.ö The Saotome heir mumbled happily as he felt the AmazonÆs generous curves pressed against his torso.
ôRanma no hentaiàö Akane growled angrily.
ôAirenàö Shampoo murmured happily as she felt RanmaÆs arm hold her in place.
ôHow dare you, Ranma?!ö
ôI wouldnÆt be so harsh, Akane,ö Kasumi interjected. ôRanma-kun has just been cursed. Besides, IÆd hit it like the drums at the Nebuta festival.ö
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I don't really know what inspired this silliness, but hey, it's vaguely amusing, isn't it?
No?
Oh well, perhaps something else will want to come out soon enough....
