Ranma ½ Random Ideas Thread #596448255

Moshulel

Well-Known Member
#26
:yay: :yay: :yay:

More /b/ insanity...

Keep it comming Raa!
 

Lord Raa

Exporter of Juice Tins
#27
This next scene is getting close to lemon territory, but I cut it off before it became pure filth....
































That should be a big enough space....




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Ranma, Shampoo and Ukyo quickly entered UkyoÆs room and began to undress.

ôRight then, first off, Shampoo, you start eating out Ucchan,ö the pigtailed youth instructed.

ôShampoo no like girls!ö the purple haired girl protested.

ôBut you would have done it with me in my cursed form?ö Ranma asked. When he saw the Amazon nod, he added; ôThen I donÆt see why you canÆt do it with my best friend.ö

ôHeÆs got a point there, Shamps,ö Ukyo mused. ôBesides, IÆm still legally a male, so itÆs expected for me to have a girlfriend.ö

ôFine, fine, Shampoo munch rug. Airen better know where to put cock,ö the voluptuous girl muttered in mock irritation.

ôAiren know just where the cock goes,ö Ranma smirked as he watched the Chinese girlÆs ass wiggle while she lapped at the cross-dresserÆs crotch.

ôY HELO THAR, BUTTSECKS!ö the young Saotome shouted as he pierced ShampooÆs rusty sheriffÆs badge.

ôAAAIYAAAH!!!ö Shampoo screamed in surprise.

ôThatÆs it, Ranchan! Stick it in her pooper!ö the chestnut haired girl goaded. ôKick in her back door!ö


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Next scene? Well, I suppose I could continue the above filth, but that would mean moving the thread and I am lazy you know :p


Who should be next?
 

EagleCeres

Well-Known Member
#28
Lord /b/ said:
ôI canÆt say for sure, but it looked like Battletoads.ö
Lord /b/ said:
ôY HELO THAR, BUTTSECKS!ö
and again this story continues to be made of WIN and GOD
more insanity.... loving this!!!
 
#29
This thread has more Win than Bash.org.
 
#30
Best. Story. Ever.
 
#31
nuclear death frog said:
Best. Story. Ever.
Agreed. /b/ 1/2 is the FanFiction of the gods.
 

TheEcchiSessha

Well-Known Member
#32
I don't know who introduced the Forum's to /b/ but he/she deserves a million internets for their work. :p

Lord Raa, words can't express my enjoyment from reading this. :snigger:

~The Ecchi Sessha
 

cilrais

Well-Known Member
#34
now I want a fic where instead of neko-ken Ranma suffers from pedobear-ken.
 

lunaitc

Well-Known Member
#35
cilrais said:
now I want a fic where instead of neko-ken Ranma suffers from pedobear-ken.
Good idea, now what is the trigger and how does it work?

Or do I even want to know the answers to those questions.
 

Moshulel

Well-Known Member
#36
lunaitc said:
Good idea, now what is the trigger and how does it work?

Or do I even want to know the answers to those questions.
No you don't, but someone's going to answer anyway. :p

My suggestion? Each time he sees a special kind of panties... he goes pedobear.

*You do know who pedobear is, no? If not take a crash course on not7chan.org.*
:snigger:
 

cilrais

Well-Known Member
#37
I figured any type of bear would trigger the pedobear-ken, including pandas. Panties could work though.
 

Moshulel

Well-Known Member
#39
cilrais said:
I figured any type of bear would trigger the pedobear-ken, including pandas. Panties could work though.
Real bears don't have too much to do with the pedobear ken. :p

More knowledge about pedobear is needed!
 

SimmyC

Well-Known Member
#40
Do we want to know more about the Pedobear? :unsure: Could be result in a mind rape. :rofl:
 

Israfel

Well-Known Member
#41
Do we want to know more about the Pedobear?á Could be result in a mind rape.á
Ugh don't talk to me about mind rape right now as I just got finished reading the entire Wiki dictionary post on the various in-jokes of 4chan, that only took me like two frickin' hours. Though the 'Pool's Closed' thing has to be one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
 

Moshulel

Well-Known Member
#42
SimmyC said:
Do we want to know more about the Pedobear?? :unsure: Could be result in a mind rape.? :rofl:
Question is, for some of the members of the board:

Is there something you don't know about pedobear?
 

toraneko

Well-Known Member
#43
Regarding the latest fic tidbit from Lord /b/, I have only one thing to say...

"Surprise Buttsecks!" :lol:

Now as for the Pedobear-ken, that idea sounds like it might have good potential for awesome. Especially if opposed by a practicioner of the Shotacat-ken.
Its trigger is simple: The sight, sound, and/or smell (hehe) of exploitable lolis. The effect: User becomes extremely fast (so as to escape the 4Chan Party Van and its equivalents), gains the power to get what he wants - wink wink nudge nudge saynomore - out of any female of sufficient cuteness, and gains plenty of brute strength and manual dexterity (for quick-and-easy clothing removal). The downside is, while under its effects, the user becomes unable to resist acting in a manner that society finds morally reprehensible.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to find a convenient wall to bash my head against.
 
#44
Lord Raa: You should post this story on the FFML just to see the fallout. I have a feeling it would be utterly hysterical.

Oh, and, though it's been over a month...we need MOAR!
 
#46
Lord Raa said:
I've posted it on Ficwad

No abuse yet though.....
Ficwad might not have enough traffic.


Where is it anyway? I looked in the Ranma section and didn't see it, but I'm not a member so I can't get to it if it's behind a "Mature Content" barrier or somesuch bullhonky.
 

Lord Raa

Exporter of Juice Tins
#47
I've just posted it on MediaMiner.

Are you all really that desperate to have your brains damaged?
 
#48
Lord Raa said:
I've just posted it on MediaMiner.

Are you all really that desperate to have your brains damaged?
I can read it here just fine; I just want to see the reviews that would come at the FFML or similar. I have a feeling they'd be memorable.
 

Mighty Bob

Well-Known Member
#49
Lord Raa said:
I've just posted it on MediaMiner.

Are you all really that desperate to have your brains damaged?
Seems like most of us have spent at least some amount of time on /b/ and we've all spent time here Raa. I'm pretty sure there's not that much left to damage. Keep the depravity comin!
 

Moshulel

Well-Known Member
#50
Lord Raa said:
Are you all really that desperate to have your brains damaged?
Now, now. Haven't you learned already that we thrive on stuff like this? The worser the better? :p
 
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