TOP 10 (Plus 1) SIGNS YOU'RE READING A FIC BY LIZBETH MARCS
10
Xander is in over his head. Again. And again. And again. And because he hates to be alone, he has a tendency to drag everyone else into trouble right along with him.
9
There's a problem or mystery, but it can't be solved using brute force. Brains and common sense have to be applied. Whenever that happens, see #10 for the result. If it requires a show of brains and common sense among multiple characters, the action turns into something that even the Keystone Cops would think was a bad idea.
9a
The best laid plans ... never work out.
8
Plots tend to be just a weeeee bit complicated. See #7 for the result.
7
Stories tend to celebrate birthdays measured as "1-year and X-number of months."
6
Xander's not the strongest, the bravest, or the smartest guy in the story, but he's probably the most clever guy in the room. Plus, he fights dirty.
5
Tempers have a tendency to flare, usually with very nasty results. Right after this happens, Xander stares in the mirror and berates himself for letting his "Inner Daddy Harris" loose on an unsuspecting population. Again.
4
Just enough of Xander's negative traits as a character is used in the story to make readers wonder if I secretly hate him and am trying to single-handedly revive the Xander-bashing genre to its previous height during Season 6.
3
Shipping? What shipping is this shipping thing of which you speak? When you saw that slash between the two letters in the heading, you weren't actually expecting me to write anything resembling a sex scene or romance, were you?
2
Xander is distressingly human. He will always be distressingly human. And if by some quirk of fate he picks up a little something extra due to external circumstances, it usually isn't much help and tends to be more of a hinderance. Oh, and Xander is usually not thrilled about it, either.
1
Maybe there's no happily ever after, but there's always a happier ever after. Usually.