Ranma ½ Rosario + Ranma

daniel_gudman said:
Right that's the bit of canon you don't want to compromise, huh?
The Dark Gods are fickle in their adherence to canon.
The whole point of Juumanji was that the game spat wild animals into the real world, where you were just playing a board game. The stampedes, insect swarms, and whatnot harassed the players and the city while they just tried to finish the game. Sucking you into some extradimensional jungle would prevent players from playing the game, and introduce an aspect of the board game that was never mentioned or hinted at in the movie.
Although I admit you're right; I AM holding Juumanji to a stricter canonical standard that I hold Rosario. See above fickleness.
 

shiki

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You could go with a mix of ending one and two.

One is just too sad for Tsukune. But if you start it off with one and then after the heated barb action have Yukari or one of the others come out and help because they got bored or something.
 
Wait doesn't Juumanji suck that one kid in at the beginning of the movie only to release him after like 10-20 years when the other kids start playing it and the jungle stuff is spewing out?
 

cgobyd

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Black Dragon74 said:
daniel_gudman said:
Right that's the bit of canon you don't want to compromise, huh?
The Dark Gods are fickle in their adherence to canon.
The whole point of Juumanji was that the game spat wild animals into the real world, where you were just playing a board game. The stampedes, insect swarms, and whatnot harassed the players and the city while they just tried to finish the game. Sucking you into some extradimensional jungle would prevent players from playing the game, and introduce an aspect of the board game that was never mentioned or hinted at in the movie.
Although I admit you're right; I AM holding Juumanji to a stricter canonical standard that I hold Rosario. See above fickleness.
Actually the game did suck in Robin Williams character for 26 years. It is one of the penalties.

Secondly I'll just leave this here <a href='http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jumanji_(TV_series)' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>Jumanji the TV series</a>.
 
shiki said:
One is just too sad for Tsukune.
How is one particularly sad for Tsukune? All three of them end with him doing jack shit.
 
foodforbob said:
Wait doesn't Juumanji suck that one kid in at the beginning of the movie only to release him after like 10-20 years when the other kids start playing it and the jungle stuff is spewing out?
Oh.
Really?
I'd completely forgotten about that.

Huh.

So, what's your vote for?
 

shiki

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Black Dragon74 said:
shiki said:
One is just too sad for Tsukune.
How is one particularly sad for Tsukune? All three of them end with him doing jack shit.
Yes but when you are doing jack shit in comparison to two people kicking ass versus doing shit when a large party of people are kicking ass, option one highlights his uselessness while option two is just a happy, happy times before going to eat. Option 3... well it's Jesus.
 
shiki said:
Black Dragon74 said:
shiki said:
One is just too sad for Tsukune.
How is one particularly sad for Tsukune? All three of them end with him doing jack shit.
Yes but when you are doing jack shit in comparison to two people kicking ass versus doing shit when a large party of people are kicking ass, option one highlights his uselessness while option two is just a happy, happy times before going to eat. Option 3... well it's Jesus.
All I heard was "Jesus".
That's one vote for Jesus.
 
Black Dragon74 said:
daniel_gudman said:
Variation on Two:

Everything gets dragged into Juumanji, where they uphold the proud tradition of dealing with monsters revealed in earlier chapters: sealing it away so it becomes someone else's problem. That is to say, they just leave the Swarmlord stuck in the evil board game.
"Dragged into Jumanji"? It's been a while since I saw that movie, but I'm pretty sure the board game keeps ejecting jungle crap into the real world, not the other way around.
I guess I could change that easily enough through gag power, but I'd much rather write Jesus Christ kung-fu fighting a Swarmlord.
Sounds like the subplot of the film Guillotines...

I vote for jesus btw
 

shiki

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Black Dragon74 said:
shiki said:
Black Dragon74 said:
shiki said:
One is just too sad for Tsukune.
How is one particularly sad for Tsukune? All three of them end with him doing jack shit.
Yes but when you are doing jack shit in comparison to two people kicking ass versus doing shit when a large party of people are kicking ass, option one highlights his uselessness while option two is just a happy, happy times before going to eat. Option 3... well it's Jesus.
All I heard was "Jesus".
That's one vote for Jesus.
:yay: That's fine too.
 

sworded

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Canon!Tsukune is cured of being a ghoul by Jesus after His new giant battle lion mount eats the swarmlord.
 
sworded said:
Canon!Tsukune is cured of being a ghoul by Jesus after His new giant battle lion mount eats the swarmlord.
That's... not a bad idea, actually, but no. I'm not curing Tsukune of the malady he invited upon himself... mostly because I have no plans to revisit canon after this, so changing it any more than I already have is redundant.

But the PEOPLE have spoken! Jesus saves! Praise the lord and his Gospel Beam final attack!
 
Tsuki_CB said:
Jesus/Lucy OTP.
OBVIOUSLY.
But he'll probably have to fight Ranma to win her love.

And then he'll win the first round, because that's pretty much how those things go. And then he'll take off with Lucy, while Ranma goes to Hell to train in the most unholy martial arts possible.
After completing his training, Ranma would break into Heaven, having to battle through countless seraphim and all kinds of...


Shit. I think I'd better stop before I talk myself into another omake chapter. This is Ranma/Rosario, not Ranma/New Testament!
 

Dumbledork

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I vote for Pinkie Pie. Is that okay? She would really fit into the story. Her randomness is just too funny.

<a href='http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Pinkie_Pie' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Pinkie_Pie</a>
 
Dumbledork said:
I vote for Pinkie Pie. Is that okay? She would really fit into the story. Her randomness is just too funny.

<a href='http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Pinkie_Pie' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Pinkie_Pie</a>
Although I find Bronies hilarious rather than revolting, that fandom is not welcome in this story.
So, no, it is not okay.
 

sworded

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Black Dragon74 said:
sworded said:
Canon!Tsukune is cured of being a ghoul by Jesus after His new giant battle lion mount eats the swarmlord.
That's... not a bad idea, actually, but no. I'm not curing Tsukune of the malady he invited upon himself... mostly because I have no plans to revisit canon after this, so changing it any more than I already have is redundant.

But the PEOPLE have spoken! Jesus saves! Praise the lord and his Gospel Beam final attack!
Well I guess Canon!Tsukune is pretty unrepentent about his unholy relationship with that undead leach.
 

Hawk

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I vote for option 2 or option 1 as second choice. I just feel that it more appropriately highlights the difference between universes.
 

Dumbledork

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What Jesus are you using? Bible Jesus? Jesus Christ Superstar Jesus? South Park Jesus? Big Lebowski's Jesus Quintana (see link)?

<a href='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6z0Zay9itk' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6z0Zay9itk</a>
 

bissek

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One problem with adding Jumanji to this is that the moment someone wins the game, time resets to just before the game started, with nobody other than the players remembering what happened. So it's going to cause some weirdness, but then you're going to find yourself back in the middle of the chapter again, with all non-Jumanji progress removed.

Being sucked into the game is sort of like going to jail in Monopoly - a penalty that takes you out of the game for a while (The exact term was 'In the jungle you must wait, until the dice read five or eight'). Normally, things from the game come out into the world.
 
Space_Mook said:
Sooooo, how much of Richard's soul is left after the Swarmlord went through with him?
Richard's soul is fine. Or at least, it's in the same un-fine state as usual.
The Swarmlord did a number on him, though. Freaking 3+ invulnerable save in close combat is a bitch.

What Jesus are you using? Bible Jesus? Jesus Christ Superstar Jesus? South Park Jesus? Big Lebowski's Jesus Quintana (see link)?
Appearance-wise he's historical Jesus. Personality and power-wise, he's Black-Dragon-making-this-up-on-the-spot Jesus.
 
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