Ranma ½ Rosario + Ranma
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How about they attack, and get curbstomped. Swarmlord turns Tsukune into ~tyranighoul somehow (while dismissing Moka as useless for its purpose). Then entire commitee + Jesus attacks, and in that bedlam dimensional mirror gets activated, restoring BHoC Tsukune. Your choice whether Swarmlord gets defeated or shunted into canon R+V.
Anyways, BHoC goes on, while R+Verse gets conquered by geneater Tsukune, and turned into Tyranid Hive planet. Cue Tyranid Perfect End with impaled Vampires serving as victory banners.
Anyways, BHoC goes on, while R+Verse gets conquered by geneater Tsukune, and turned into Tyranid Hive planet. Cue Tyranid Perfect End with impaled Vampires serving as victory banners.
You aren't being american enough. Native Mediterranean Israelite? When you you could do white Mormon Jeezus? You know the one that had body builder body and bleach for his tunics while everyone else made due with pig piss or whatever? Anyway looking forward to the next bit. I have the strangest fondness for warhammer even tho I very nearly know hardly anything about the mythos. I suppose its the model armies.
I know, I know, but if I do an American-style Jesus, then I have to make his a gunslinger too, and I REALLY want to do a Jesus Kung-fu battle. Can't I put my writing before my empty nationalism, just this once?
I should post a different thread with pics of my Iron Warriors, then. People tell me they look mighty fine in action.
Or, Hell, I suppose I might as well post them here, actually. Not any more off-topic than usual.
Erm, Tyranids don't really do that. It's actually one of the few meaningful differences between them and the Zerg; the Zerg regularly infest and mind-control living creatures, while the Tyranids explicitly just eat everything and use the DNA bits they like (aside from the genestealers, which also rape people, apparently).
Besides that, it seems really petty to literally destroy the canon universe in such a meaningless, random way.
Although I do contend that I like the idea of Tyranids eating vampires, the Emprah does not approve.
I should post a different thread with pics of my Iron Warriors, then. People tell me they look mighty fine in action.
Or, Hell, I suppose I might as well post them here, actually. Not any more off-topic than usual.
Erm, Tyranids don't really do that. It's actually one of the few meaningful differences between them and the Zerg; the Zerg regularly infest and mind-control living creatures, while the Tyranids explicitly just eat everything and use the DNA bits they like (aside from the genestealers, which also rape people, apparently).
Besides that, it seems really petty to literally destroy the canon universe in such a meaningless, random way.
Although I do contend that I like the idea of Tyranids eating vampires, the Emprah does not approve.
Mick said:
<a href='http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_Christ_Vampire_Hunter' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_Christ_Vampire_Hunter</a>
<a href='http://www.jesuschriststory.com/2008/07/01/webcomic/' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>
here a small part
Jesus might know some Kung-fu, but can he take a BUDDHA PALM? :snigger:
If he throwdowns with Buddha, I ain't putting a cent on his white behind.
Very unlikely though, since they're <a href='http://www.batoto.net/comic/_/comics/saint-young-men-r1912' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>very good friends</a>.
If he throwdowns with Buddha, I ain't putting a cent on his white behind.
Very unlikely though, since they're <a href='http://www.batoto.net/comic/_/comics/saint-young-men-r1912' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>very good friends</a>.
I don't know where "black" Jesus came into the discussion. I just said he was dark-skinned. As in not white.
I don't know much about Biblical or Mediterranean history, so I leave open the full range of "not-white" skin shades.
Although, really, he could have been black African for all I know. I wasn't there, no matter what the Inquisitors say of my mastery of witchcraft and immortality.
I don't know much about Biblical or Mediterranean history, so I leave open the full range of "not-white" skin shades.
Although, really, he could have been black African for all I know. I wasn't there, no matter what the Inquisitors say of my mastery of witchcraft and immortality.
No, there's no way for the Tyranids to turn him into an apocalyptic superweapon. So in order to ruin the canon universe like that I'd have to have the Swarmlord dropped into it, where it would swiftly butcher every living thing it ever met... Until it got to the human world, where it would be wiped out with a few cruise missile barrages and air strikes (3+ armor save only goes so far, you know?).
On the other hand, I could have it show up, and then have the newly reformed monstrels sacrifice themselves to hold it down long enough for Inner Moka to get there and finish it off...
But I'd rather kill it with Jesus. Come on, you don't expect me to give up an opportunity like that, do you?
On the other hand, I could have it show up, and then have the newly reformed monstrels sacrifice themselves to hold it down long enough for Inner Moka to get there and finish it off...
But I'd rather kill it with Jesus. Come on, you don't expect me to give up an opportunity like that, do you?
Are you going to have a Squirrel Girl type fight? (Entirely off Panel with people commenting afterwards?
A Spiderman type fight with lines (not the type of thing I would see easily)
A Superman type where the swarmlord may as well be fighting a wall?
A Batman type with mostly silence but gadgets (another I can't see)
or what?
Personally I think a Squirrel Girl type off panel fight would work really well. Especially if someone commented to Ranma that he isn't good enough to win off panel yet.
A Spiderman type fight with lines (not the type of thing I would see easily)
A Superman type where the swarmlord may as well be fighting a wall?
A Batman type with mostly silence but gadgets (another I can't see)
or what?
Personally I think a Squirrel Girl type off panel fight would work really well. Especially if someone commented to Ranma that he isn't good enough to win off panel yet.
Spider-man type fight, and totally over-the-top.
A taste, since you can't picture it:
Jesus approached through the gaping hole in the wall, walking through the broken piping without regard for the spigot of rushing water spitting from the twisted steel. The rushing fountain bent impossibly around him, the water refusing to land upon the messiah's skin as the Israelite passed into the room proper.
"Let he who has not sinned cast the first stone," Jesus said solemnly, his pity-filled gaze locked on the luminescent eyes of the monstrous alien.
CRACK! Jesus' hand suddenly grabbed onto the concrete foundation of the wall, his fingers sinking into the stone as if it were mere communion crackers.
"That means I go first," the son of God said, lifting the mass of concrete overhead.
A taste, since you can't picture it:
Jesus approached through the gaping hole in the wall, walking through the broken piping without regard for the spigot of rushing water spitting from the twisted steel. The rushing fountain bent impossibly around him, the water refusing to land upon the messiah's skin as the Israelite passed into the room proper.
"Let he who has not sinned cast the first stone," Jesus said solemnly, his pity-filled gaze locked on the luminescent eyes of the monstrous alien.
CRACK! Jesus' hand suddenly grabbed onto the concrete foundation of the wall, his fingers sinking into the stone as if it were mere communion crackers.
"That means I go first," the son of God said, lifting the mass of concrete overhead.