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Weird reviews? 
Hehe, well, prepare yourselves, I got lots of those.
Most of the reviews I get are just 3-7 words variations of "Love it, now update soon!" or something of the sort.
Then there are recurring reviewers like Mz-Kitty-Kat, dogbertcarrol and jennyjennai who write a bit more but somehow despite not really saying more then variations of "Love it, now update soon!" always manages to put a smile to my face due to the way they write them.
Then there are the OMGICAN'TBELIEVEHE/SHEREVIEWEDONEOFMYSTORIES-reviews that pop up from time to time, where some of my own fav writers not only reads my utter crap, but also review it. I mean, the first couple of times it happened, I couldn't believe my eyes.
Hell, I have problems believing that still!
Anyhow, from time to time, they come... Those reviews that just makes you go 'Huh?!' in bewildered astonishment... The reviews that were spurned from hell due to being completely pointless or so incredibly badly spelled that even hell didn't want anything to do with them.
Here's one from Dark-Hecate for Mallet Happy.
Read my poems, they're *god*?! Now, that I somehow missed in Theology classes...
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bigdaddycool for The Smallest of Actions.
'Upfating' every week? Geesh, must be a first-time reader if weekly updates are expected from me, eh?
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Joel Nunez for Nabiki - Master of Anything Goes.
Happosai-sama for the same.
isamu for the same.
Hehe, aren't cliffhangers fun?
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Night Hunter for Nabiki - Master of Anything Goes.
Souls are purchased at booth #3, though it doesn't really help the update speed.
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Havenoname for Unholy Union.
For some reason or other, the "This is screwed yp! And yet I like it! Now I'm screwed up!"-line always cracks me up. It's almost like I'm being blamed for screwing this person up, which is probably one of my main goals here in life, screwing people up.
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Woot for Love Angel Kurumi.
No, this guy has figured me out! All those "Update now!"-reviews acomplish is giving me an excuse not to update and now the secret is out!
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Havenoname for Handyman Keitaro.
Isn't it wonderful how beloved Naru is in the fanfic community? The "(If you ever get around to it)"-bit also manages to crack me up every single time.
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Major Mike Powell III reviews from various fics.
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Freshmeat for Visiting Kyoto.
This is the sort of thing that just doesn't cater to the ego, it hotwires it. Not to mention giving me the feelings of having somebody's lips so far up my arse that they're in danger of popping out of my nostrils.
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beege for Robinson Tokai.
This is without a doubt the funniest way I've ever had a typo pointed out to me. But it also makes for such a great line, that I've let it remain a typo in the actual story instead of correcting it.
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Animarulz0392 for Master Nin.
Yup, dead'n buried, that's me.
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panuru4u for Fall of the Malfoys, Rise of the Blacks.
Hehe, another one who actually does know me. The ADD-theory is actually a pretty good one for my writing habits.
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Maggot's for Fall of the Malfoys, Rise of the Blacks.
How... Eloquent... Reviews from people who cannot seem to loccate the shift or caps lock keys, seem utterly unable to actually type out words and instead shortens them to near unrecognizability always makes my day.
Though I have to admit that it does remind me of the good old days of modem trading when I cruised BBS's with my trusty old 300 bit/s modem. In these marvelous days of speedy internet and when even modems blaze on in 50+ kbit/s, I find it less and less quaint'n nostalgic for every day that passes.
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Mayhem for Married with Princess.
Could someone explain to me how the order he fucks them in matters, as long as he does fuck all of them?
***
Hehe, well, prepare yourselves, I got lots of those.Most of the reviews I get are just 3-7 words variations of "Love it, now update soon!" or something of the sort.
Then there are recurring reviewers like Mz-Kitty-Kat, dogbertcarrol and jennyjennai who write a bit more but somehow despite not really saying more then variations of "Love it, now update soon!" always manages to put a smile to my face due to the way they write them.
Then there are the OMGICAN'TBELIEVEHE/SHEREVIEWEDONEOFMYSTORIES-reviews that pop up from time to time, where some of my own fav writers not only reads my utter crap, but also review it. I mean, the first couple of times it happened, I couldn't believe my eyes.
Hell, I have problems believing that still!
Anyhow, from time to time, they come... Those reviews that just makes you go 'Huh?!' in bewildered astonishment... The reviews that were spurned from hell due to being completely pointless or so incredibly badly spelled that even hell didn't want anything to do with them.
Here's one from Dark-Hecate for Mallet Happy.
Read my poems, they're *god*?! Now, that I somehow missed in Theology classes...
***
bigdaddycool for The Smallest of Actions.
'Upfating' every week? Geesh, must be a first-time reader if weekly updates are expected from me, eh?
***
Joel Nunez for Nabiki - Master of Anything Goes.
Happosai-sama for the same.
isamu for the same.
Hehe, aren't cliffhangers fun?
***
Night Hunter for Nabiki - Master of Anything Goes.
Souls are purchased at booth #3, though it doesn't really help the update speed.
***
Havenoname for Unholy Union.
For some reason or other, the "This is screwed yp! And yet I like it! Now I'm screwed up!"-line always cracks me up. It's almost like I'm being blamed for screwing this person up, which is probably one of my main goals here in life, screwing people up.
***
Woot for Love Angel Kurumi.
No, this guy has figured me out! All those "Update now!"-reviews acomplish is giving me an excuse not to update and now the secret is out!
***
Havenoname for Handyman Keitaro.
Isn't it wonderful how beloved Naru is in the fanfic community?
The "(If you ever get around to it)"-bit also manages to crack me up every single time.***
Major Mike Powell III reviews from various fics.
***
Freshmeat for Visiting Kyoto.
This is the sort of thing that just doesn't cater to the ego, it hotwires it. Not to mention giving me the feelings of having somebody's lips so far up my arse that they're in danger of popping out of my nostrils.
***
beege for Robinson Tokai.
This is without a doubt the funniest way I've ever had a typo pointed out to me.
But it also makes for such a great line, that I've let it remain a typo in the actual story instead of correcting it. ***
Animarulz0392 for Master Nin.
Yup, dead'n buried, that's me.
***
panuru4u for Fall of the Malfoys, Rise of the Blacks.
Hehe, another one who actually does know me. The ADD-theory is actually a pretty good one for my writing habits.
***
Maggot's for Fall of the Malfoys, Rise of the Blacks.
How... Eloquent... Reviews from people who cannot seem to loccate the shift or caps lock keys, seem utterly unable to actually type out words and instead shortens them to near unrecognizability always makes my day.
Though I have to admit that it does remind me of the good old days of modem trading when I cruised BBS's with my trusty old 300 bit/s modem.
In these marvelous days of speedy internet and when even modems blaze on in 50+ kbit/s, I find it less and less quaint'n nostalgic for every day that passes.***
Mayhem for Married with Princess.
Could someone explain to me how the order he fucks them in matters, as long as he does fuck all of them?
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As amusing as playing word games is, enough. As for the 'fucking order' seems to me that he works his way from the young ones, the related one, to the girls who you rarely see fics for, and finally to the girls you always see fics for. And notice he completely forgot Kanako and Kitsune, come on, they need loving too.
